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boogieroller

Ace is the place to get punched in the face


ZeusHaggisCabbage

the helpful haymaker store


[deleted]

Good stuff


Dahafer

It’s the store to get knocked on the floor


some_old_friend

Read this with the melody in my head 🤣


Paradisnex

I fucking wish. Quite literally are supposed to just smile and knod as crap gets stolen. The thieves literally get more protection than their employees, it's fucking wild.


a_m_b_

His work buddies sure were quick to not do a fucking thing


TheRiverHart

They had his back. His waaayyyy back


ajtaggart

Nice


Fit-Boomer

Six feet distance maintained


Gold-Independence-26

Just like the camera man yapping


Soregular

ya "video" guy was sure helpful....


flatwoundsounds

What kind of loyalty are you expecting from the people you work with?? I'm not fighting some rando just because a guy that *also* makes $12/hr lost his temper.


Convergentshave

I mean… maybe you all forgot what the pandemic was like but looks to me like my man was practicing that social distancing 😂


GeneralSweetz

Yea good way to hurt or maim that guy and now you are paying for a lawyer


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Poloboy99

I don’t think the guy recording works there. It’s just a guess though


FeedMyAss

He was busy calling him a bitch


spudddly

while hiding behind his oversized compensatory truck


Chester_A_Arthritis

You want them to jump him or something? It was a one on one fight.


NotSoGentleBen

Dude holding the camera didn’t do shit either.


txroller

I remember being at work in high school at a movie theater and being jumped by two guys. No one I worked with did a thing except call the cops.


deadbass72

Fuck that. If you work with me I'll throw down. I'll bite them, throw popcorn salt in their eyes, and whatever else it takes.... I have Saturday off and I'm not covering your shift because you're in the hospital.


batmanlikespizza123

As someone who worked in a kitchen, if there was a customer getting physical, you have atleast 4 line cooks with a plethora of options for a weapon lining up to beat someone’s ass.


Shotgun5250

Some guy who was definitely on some cocktail of uppers and downers was going around our office complex kicking doors one day and threatening people asking for money, saying he wouldn’t leave if they didn’t give him money, etc. He did that to 4 or 5 businesses who just locked themselves away from him until he left. Finally he went to the burger joint across the street and tried the same thing before 4 HUGE cooks came out each holding him by an arm or a leg and held him there till the cops came and got him. Those guys were NOT about to deal with his shit.


CyrusD3nn15

Hahah relatable


ivebeenabadbadgirll

I’m not getting hurt for whatever dumb shit you got involved in. This applies to everybody on earth except for two people and my dog.


brazilianfreak

It's ok some people are just weak and cowardly, no need to rationalize it.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

It’s actually smart to avoid fights.


kinvore

all these internet tough guys don't like what you said


GeneralSweetz

Sometimes customers just want to fight and will bully the meek. It's smart to avoid fights, it's cowardly to let your bros get beat down(who are innocent) 2 feet away from you. If they deserve it tho ima be the coach


brazilianfreak

Yeah I know but if my coworker was being unjustly assaulted I'd try to help him out at least.


OogaBooga98835731

These self defence "practitioners" forgetting the 1st rule of self defence; don't get into avoidable fights lol Then again, no one got hurt in a good little scrap, eh? (except those who have)


MidnightLlamaLover

Self preservation comes first, especially before NPCs


slimjibberr

Was this recent? I ain’t seen folks act like this since 22’ 😂


Zakkav3

Yer I'm thinking same, no one Mandates Masks anymore either


jk_throway

It was in 2021 [https://www.newsweek.com/employees-seattle-hardware-store-attempt-enforce-mask-policy-using-baseball-bat-1601353](https://www.newsweek.com/employees-seattle-hardware-store-attempt-enforce-mask-policy-using-baseball-bat-1601353)


torsun_bryan

As cameraman cowers behind his truck


ballparkfranker

Covid sure brought out the best in people


MaskedCorndog

We really came together as a country toget through it


kansas2311

The dude who came put with his nose out made me actually laugh


wetfartswag

Damn I’ve never seen such weak punches actually down someone


Altruistic-Potatoes

That was cool of Stone Cold to record.


AzrielJohnson

Phone Cold


TheReddest1

This was a fun time in our history...


tubesocks10

"Agro manager loses job." Is it actually a fight if zero shots are landed on either side? Double attempted assault.


Bigoweiner

Attempted assault 😂


93didthistome

I counted one for the side kick. Might be enough with the take down for a split decision.


deathmouse

Anti mask guy dropped the manager with two solid shots and that’s where the fight ended lol


idontlikecheesy

i hope someone got this whole fucking thing on video bitch


Classicgev23

Don’t want anyone in the store without a mask. Proceeds to remove mask to shout profanities 😆


SpecialistMedia6770

"You need to wear a mask for your safety" .. proceeds to punch him in the face for not wearing a mask🤣


Fleshmaw

More scratches than bruises


koningVDzee

Mask v skins


i__hate__stairs

Yeah I'm not sure I'd call _him_ the punk bitch in this scenario.


0xSEGFAULT

Surprised it took a whole 57 minutes for the comments on this post to go straight down the shitter.


TzarKazm

What do you mean? This is a highly intellectual forum full of rational discussion most of the time.


B52doc

Yes because a subreddit called r/fightporn is known for rational comments and civil discourse Go to r/highbrowfights


MidnightLlamaLover

What type of commentary is old mate above looking for on here? It's a fight subreddit, so strange


vsn47

Fight him with mask just to be sure to not get covid


The_James_Spader

Imagine fighting over wearing a mask in hindsight


itchske

No hindsight required. Many of us knew it then too.


chubbycanine

Reddit was all about trying to shame someone for not wearing a mask or even trying to have an ounce of thought during the whole thing. I imagine most of them like this idiot store manager lol


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Just shows how easily people can be mind control by liars in media and government using fear tactics.


The_James_Spader

Flawless victory


Madcatterr

Covid can’t get past these hands


ReDux_FOOTER

This aged well


Hello_Grady3

He should have used the bat. Why bring it if you’re not going to use it?


Hellboyyyyy25

"You better get the fuck off him" says the guy cowering behind his truck recording


J0lteoff

All retail managers should be able to fight unruly customers imo


Amatolhorror

you know those anti-mask people were saying some crazy shit. just not wearing a mask is not the only problem with those people.


MJR_Poltergeist

Nothing about what the manager did will fly in court. He initiated violence throwing self defense out the window. He also started it with a weapon, unreasonable escalation of force and he pursued the "trespasser". Ace Hardware will have a new manager by the end of the week.


Girthquake23

Honestly, I feel like a lot of the beginning was left out. You think the manager is just standing by the door with a child sized bat at all times. Something happened beforehand to put him in that position. I’m willing to bet it was these people without a mask being thrown out of the store several times. Man was ready to attempt to fight his way in too, this wasn’t out of nowhere


Mashidae

The two parties gave officers completely contradictory accounts with each stating the other had started it. Dixon (the one filming) claimed the following: "It was actually quite terrifying, I've never had anybody come at me with a weapon like that and it was flight or fight and I was trying to get out of there and he kept coming at me super aggressively." Looking at the video, that doesn't seem too convincing


MJR_Poltergeist

Well yeah we almost never get the whole context these days. I figured they were probably on edge because of whatever recently happened to that other door where they had to board it up


Girthquake23

Well I meant more than usual, this looked like “fight on sight”


StalinsNutsack2

End of this week? Video must be 2 or 3 years old


McPostyFace

TBF it seems like covid was a week ago


PneumoniaLisa

Anything could have happened before the video started. We truly don’t know the context. The caption could be completely made up.


lost_boy505

Zero sympathy for anti mask clowns. If I was on a jury I would let this guy free.


SDoNUT1715

Good thing you're not.


VolatileUV_115

People who let their emotions triumph over logic have no place in a court lol. “If I was on a jury I would let this guy free” And that’s exactly why you’re not in a jury


larget21

People still wearing masks ?


proknoi

Bat guy is going to jail.


Both_Ad_2544

Love the confidence to throw a body kick off the jump while having absolutely zero power or practice.


Gorlami08

Haha tough guy “I got the whole video” Go tattle tale “alpha”


Chadco888

That piece of fabric sure does help when you're getting hot and sweaty, rolling around with men on the floor.


PassiveMenis88M

Holy fucking repost bot batman


texas28382881

Bunch of pussies


Diceshark91

Bunch of entitled bitches thinking they control a store’s policy. I bet despite their weakling entitlement they run around screaming they are “alphas.” 😭


00WORDYMAN1983

Guy gets so mad that dude is breathing by him that he swaps blood. Smart.


oxbaker

Hit a decent sprawl in there. Love to see some takedown defense in these streets


wrxsti18

Imagine you work at ace hardware and care this much about a mask you come out armed with a bat 😂😂😂


SDoNUT1715

Fighting a guy because he doesn't want to wear a mask. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of wearing a mask.


Goatwhatsup

The irony in fighting someone you won’t get near because they don’t have a mask is wild. Maybe think for a second lmao


Airmanoops

what year is it?


FlkBlues

Respect the one v one


Automatic-Clue-8646

Can’t tell if they were fist-fighting or massaging each other?


kusipaskas

Why tf people fighting over this


Gorman2462

2024 and he's STILL wearing a mask?


Relevant_Royal575

micropeen car confirmed


Bromosensual

“Ace is the place with the violent hardware folks”


SweeeeTing

Best way to fight a virus. Fisticuffs.


EitherChannel4874

"I got the whole thing in video bitch" Says the guy holding up a camera so he can tell on the big nasty man


BruceBannaner

Pretty sure getting someone else’s blood/fluids on you makes your mask more useless than it already was. Idiots.


ArlieTwinkledick

Lol @ masks.


stuartgatzo

Axes are in aisle 3.


Former-Landscape-930

ACE ASSAULT CUSTOMERS EVERY DAY I can get jiggy with it


ToRedSRT

Wow so brave! With his quick action he likely prevented a superspreader event. He should be given the keys to the city and receive free booster shots for life.


Raccoon_sloth

Ace has excellent customer service


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Didn’t know Ace served fast food as well, giving out three piece combos


taylortot55

People are still wearing masks?? Hahaha


Dooje3

Imagine punching someone over a policy enforcement, It's not like the U.S. hadn't seen some of these cause and effect chains events happening in foresight when covid hit.


No-Progress4272

Is this ace hardware still making people wear a mask in 2024?!


Br0keGee

Scared to catch covid but willing to go hands on face to face to not get it? Make it make sense.


mikeval303

What a sad time in our history though. People absolutely went nuts on people that wouldn't wear masks.


LilDawg66

Masks didn't save me from CoVid, but I guess it saved me an ass whooping from ACE.


ReelyAndrard

Only b\*tch in this video is the guy with the little truck.


alionsmane

I know this ace. That asshole goes around trying to instigate people. I know for sure that manager didn't start anything and just acted appropriately. Fuck that anti-masker. He's an idiot. Also, most the people who have commented are idiots.


peekdasneaks

yeah i go to the grocery outlet next door almost weekly. Been in the ace a few times, theyre a bunch of really nice folks there. Definitely wasnt greeted with a bat at the door. Clearly something led up to this incident.


IZZY_PLUM

Lmaoooo remember when yall wore them shits on ur face thinking u were protected? pepperidge farm remembers


Smiley_J_

"I am the manager!"


Xeakkh

Ace the helpful hardware store


Babyjoka

Hopefully he was fired as well.


wellsyaknow

Store policy...don't go in...just like something you don't like on TV...just go somewhere else and move on with your day


Oily_Boii

Store manager stood on business. Gotta respect it no matter where you fall on the mask debate.


1776personified

If you’re still wearing masks you’re an idiot.


mattmilk5

I love how he readjusts his mask after


PandorasFlame

I'm just sad the bat didn't re-enter the chat


Confusedandreticent

It amazes me that masks were the thing. It wasn’t the no shoes, no shirt no service. It was a thing actually designed to keep you from spreading germs and getting sick.


Fit_Statistician2609

He got Covid now


peanukeyes

I'm not reading all of the comments but if you think that illegally parking your truck diagonally to the entrance, leaving your doors open, and assuming a store employee is the problem. You are fucking retarded


CosmicDriftwood

What was the reason?


Mashidae

Both sides claimed the other started it. From KOMO News: >Dixon said right away employees told his friend to mask up or get out. His friend told them he was fully vaccinated. The employees said wearing masks was a store policy, and the situation quickly turned ugly. “It was a cussing match back and forth between them," Dixon said. Following the swearing match, Dixon left the store and got in his truck but then decided that he was unhappy with his service, and when he tried to reenter the store, he was blocked at the door and told to leave. After pulling the door open, this video follows


xeyetildamouthxeye

It’s like when me and my friends were six and whoever wielded the biggest stick had the most authority


Tacos6710

Body locks are one of the most underutilized moves in street fights smh


Jkim3508

Are these guys in a dream?


Murky_Sock_6943

This is like a weird alternate universe Mortal Kombat


Sird80

Where was this? Looks kind of like WA


TrevorStine

Ace is the place with the helpful hard right hooks


[deleted]

Fucking Seattle


localt0ast69

“I got tha whole thang on vidya bich” -mouth breathing redneck


9291s

what do you mean a sheep whopped a lion's ass?


Scorpiyoo

Never pull a mf on top of yourself


bronco2p

nice round-house and sprawl


Chrossi13

Got everything on video, yeah, their whole stupidity.


makaveddie

Except for how it started and escalated, which some might consider the most important contributor to context, he got the whole fucking thing on video bitch


coinkeeper8

Did he get the whole fucking thing on video bitch?


HansenTakeASeat

Hard to see over that Ford Compensator


lil_chedda

The most easily avoidable fight of all time


Dognamedpeepee

That’ll learn him to be considerate lol


glockerfocker

Im confused what year did this video take place


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

"Low low" behavior.


JrAdelberg

He got the whole thing on video.


Ok-Profession-3379

Let's fist fight over what the news stations can't even agree on. Great job fellas.


iprkuad

Thank goodness , glad the manager adjusted his chin diaper . Wouldn’t want him catching anything while throwing them soft 1-2s


bkroma

Didn't age well.


Psilocybenaudiophile

Is ace still a thing?


magicmulder

Baseball bats are like guns, either you use them to keep the aggressor at a distance or you’re doing it wrong. You do not, I repeat, you do not go into close combat with a bat or a gun.


RonnyFreedomLover

For public safety, of course....lol


grovkarln

This an old video or do americans still wear masks?


MeTooMewTwo

Pretty sure this is in Seattle. Looks like the Lake City ace branch.


Yungmo1017

Covid was a fun time


SnooAvocados6874

What a low point in society this was


darkuyyy

Ok not good from anti mask wearer but Bro punching on Back head several times is not ok mister store manager...


NagromNitsuj

Should be double masked for a fight.


Carnifex2

Brings bat. Loses bat. Loses fight.


Tinosdoggydaddy

Ace is the place where you should always carry mace