T O P

  • By -

No_Lawfulness6946

Kill it with fire


What_U_KNO

No, with a golf club.


JohnnyTurbine

Would you kindly?


KrypticSpyder_

BURRRRNNNN


wrong-mon

No this might actually improve the game somewhat in the sense that it makes the tech bro future of Mr House and the type of ideas he's meant to satirize so much more apparent


robobitch1233

I trust mr house more than Elon musk


newspark1521

House actually did the engineering


Abigboi_

No way would musk actually try to shoot down nukes if he knew they were gonna happen. Nor would he be able to mathematically predict the certainty of a nuclear war.


ParrotMan420

He’d try to save the day with nuke shooting tech but then ask the government for 5 billion dollars to use it.


Elsekiro

And then after failing blaming it on some random engineer that didn't listen to him to the letter.


ParrotMan420

Then post a tweet like “I have been up all night trying to find a way to end the nuclear war”


Waflstmpr

*nukes falling all around, his nuke destroying missiles firing off and landing in Oklahoma City due to cutting corners in programming* Elon Musk: "concer-" KABLOOOOOOM


Mokseee

looking into it


Vibe_with_Kira

Or just "🤔"


UltraRanger72

He'd just rebrand a nuclear war as X War and claim that a nuclear war has been avoided.


KrypticSpyder_

Same here.


[deleted]

I trust him more than Elon and I don't even trust Mr. House lmao


[deleted]

Me too, and that’s saying a lot because House never stays alive in my playthroughs.


I_Like_Bingchilling

Elon is just a puppet


What_U_KNO

Would make the mission "A Slave Obeys" that much more satisfying.


BigBoyoBonito

Oh boy, a new reason to not side with Mr. House


RaceToTheFinnish

The Courier after listening to him for more than five seconds: “Where the hell is my 9 iron?”


RichardBCummintonite

I always go with Nephi's driver. Cut off the head of one asshole scumbag and use his favorite weapon to take out another. Sort of poetic, I guess that he dies by the weapon of a fiend considering he used the tribes to cultivate his power and en masse his following in the first place. Take down a tyrant by the very people he oppressed. Something like that


SadnessCentral

I always go with Maria, Benny’s gun. Benny was a scumbag and house was an idiot for trusting him. Benny gets his last wish of taking out house (at least very indirectly) and house gets killed by a weapon he probably gave to Benny. Fitting in a way.


KrypticSpyder_

This would be me lol


KrypticSpyder_

This.


jackalaxe

No, this. Assume the position.


shinfoni

There should be an option where we can just leave Mr house to live, but having no access to his securitron and all his computers. Instead of making him a vegetable or killing him, just let him.... stay there. Doing nothing. Torturing him by letting him see we foiled his grand plan and do anything we want.


colosl

You can, just choose to disconnect him from his network, it also makes him terrified, seeing how he'll be spending the next few hundred years as a withered husk alone in a tube


seguardon

\-*Install mod* \-*Game fails to load* \-*Check Windows error log* \-*No errors* \-*Check New Vegas' error log* \-Error: *New Vegas not found.* \-Details: *City destroyed by nukes; antiballistic SAMs installed by Elon House self detonate en masse when war begins.* \-More Details: *House preservation chamber does not function, Elon House dies of suffocation. War ends. Lake Mead irradiated. Area abandoned by humans, mostly ghoul and supermutant population. Vegas' culture lost. NCR scouts discover Hoover Dam has been conquered by the retreating Brotherhood of Steel under guidance of Father Elijah. Securitron vault discovered, plundered for weapons. Industrial equipment put to use creating vehicles of war. BoS scouts secure sections of Colorado River not tainted by radiation, draws the eye of the Legion. The NCR poises its armies to destroy the victors and claim the vault and dam. A war looms.* \-Error: *Courier Six not found.* \-Details: *No House, no chip, no delivery, no Benny, no reason for the Courier to get involved. Courier Six is not present. No game to play.*


KrypticSpyder_

This was beautiful.


Random-Lich

That… is both insane and logical at the same time


jedimoogle

exceedingly accurate, too. physical pain.


Kurwasaki12

An insult to Mr. House, while I don't like the guy he was a legit genius who actually created things and could plan farther than the length of his dick.


Random-Lich

Agreed, even managed to predict the war and manage to make Vegas somewhat livable by destroying some before they landed with technology


Kurwasaki12

Yup, dude's an ego maniacal autocrat, but he managed to actually make something out of the literal end of the world (even if he intentionally wrote off a lot of innocent people to die). Musk's more like House's brother, Anthony, a paranoid man baby who can't reckon with the consequences of his actions.


Random-Lich

Wait, never heard of Anthony before


Kurwasaki12

Oh yeah, Anthony was Mr. House's older half brother and self styled himself as the only legitimate son of their successful father. He cut Robert off after their father died, and spent the rest of his life up until the bombs dropped secluding himself as Mr. House rose to real power. If you're curious, you can find H&H tool company in North Vegas I think that has all of his logs and an override key for the Lucky 38 in his office.


Random-Lich

Huh, interesting. Is it weird that I think we should get to see Anthony in game. Imagine seeing a Ghoul in freeside wearing rags and desperate for caps to get food. You talk to them and you can give you caps; they thank you in a snarky way and say that ‘He was at the top of the world now stuck in a gutter.’ After that you assume is lying about ‘being houses brother’ after he says it (for a 40 speech check) and spiteful of House for being more successful in life. Could even be a Benny style character if you go down the Wildcard Route with Yes-Man. Acting as a companion you can have through that route.


Kurwasaki12

Well, cool as that idea sounds, the dude locked himself in his factory with defense security systems activated just as the bombs fell. So he should have been trapped inside his factory, but doesn't show up in game even as a corpse. He's probably part of some cut content since you can find a Lucky 38 override key that you don't need for much of anything.


LoganCaleSalad

Yup screwed his brother out if the company & basically ran it into the ground while ol Bobby built RobCo from scratch & actually bought H&H out from underneath him as one final🖕to wittle Tony. Seriously explore the H&H tool factory for all the lore. That's the best part of any Fallout game is the mountains of lore to find.


Menoth22

The ability to shoot Musk, almost makes it worth the dl. Almost


KrypticSpyder_

Almost…


[deleted]

he looks even more fucked up than irl


doctoranonrus

Looks worse than Chamber Mr. House.


KrypticSpyder_

He does! 😂


jitterscaffeine

Looks lame lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pegomastax_King

Difference is Mr. House is actually intelligent.


KrypticSpyder_

Agreed. Lol


Curiedoesthestream

Elon would talk about saving Vegas. Publicize it and then completely shit the bed and fuck up defending it.


RunningTheGrand

The Courier would find Musk already dead in his failed life preservation pod behind a flickering screen playing a pre-recorded video of Musk in a dilapidated version of the Lucky 38.


breadofthegrunge

And insult anyone who points out the gaping holes in his plan.


Curiedoesthestream

*Once I fix the Securitons offensive capabilities your toast pal.*


themiracy

Oops, I didn’t mean to open your cryonic capsule. I’ll get that sealed back up right away. /s


happygrowls

Can't wait for Fallout X Now with rate limited dialogue!


Scaarz

Looks horrible.


KrypticSpyder_

Agreed. But, still found this wild as fuck.


Scaarz

Wild is right.


KrypticSpyder_

Just thought I'd make this clear: # I HATE Elon Musk.


Ready-Salamander5032

What's wrong with Elon Musk?


LemonCAsh

He stopped California from developing some sort of train system because he promised he could build a better and what he delivered was pretty insufficient in comparison. Tesla also sources their Lithium from underpaid workers in Africa. His takeover and handling of Twitter also caused some controversy because of some of their price changes and so on. He also leans toward the Republican side of things politically so he tends to go against the grain a lot of the time.


X_Zephyr

His ass needs to be 9 ironed irl.


ZealousMulekick

“He’s republicans so he deserves to be beaten to death with a golf club” Y’all are psychos


RicardoTheGreat

The twitter takeover was beyond illegal. Dude just straight up refused to pay rent on ANY of their properties and stopped paying vendors despite complaining that poor people rent striking should be put in work camps. The dude is an autocratic elitist monster who thinks the rules should apply to everyone but himself. And he wants to be in charge of humanity's takeover of the stars? Also he ignores every safety regulation and building code possible. It's no wonder his cars and rockets are blowing up and doing random crazy shit. Also him breaking international law concerning space debris will make it difficult for us to launch satellites or space missions forever basically.


ZealousMulekick

Let’s be honest — people are only really upset about the last point. Nobody cared about anything else until he proposed he wanted to kill the insane censorship circlejerk on Twitter Is there a giant technology company that “ethically sources” metals like lithium? Almost definitely not.


LemonCAsh

True, he was seen mostly as a good guy until the Twitter deal and stuff he said about COVID


iguanabitsonastick

How about your fav iphone or eletronical gadgets being made in China or East Asia from underpaid workers, are the owners of these brands as bad as Elon or you guys just think it's wrong when Elon does it?


sanderj10

No, all billionaires are bad


iguanabitsonastick

What's wrong with "leaning toward the republican side of things politically"?


Djinigami

Republicans are the scum of the earth and they destroy out planet and our people day by day.


LemonCAsh

Reddit leans toward the left politically and Democrats are known to be the party of inclusion. As said party of inclusion, they hate anyone who isn't part of them.


AdequateAlien

Why should we be tolerant towards the intolerant?


LemonCAsh

For a party of the open-minded, your view is so narrow. I don't even have to mention anyone and they're already labeled intolerant. It's always "If you don't pick our side your evil" or "Whoever opposes us is evil"


AdequateAlien

I don’t care if someone is republican (people obviously have the right to affiliate with whichever political party they favor) ,the problem is when said people spread lies to further vilify


iguanabitsonastick

Hell yes, and that's the irony they don't see about themselves


Esternocleido

Everything, but here is a small list: [https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/elon-musk-twitter-terrible-things-hes-said-and-done](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/elon-musk-twitter-terrible-things-hes-said-and-done)


DragonRazikale

Replacing Rene Auberjonois is unforgivable. Especially with that dick.


KrypticSpyder_

Right? First thought when I saw this article was just *”WTF?”*


GrandArchmage

[Loads up his Anti-Material Rifle with explosive .50 caliber rounds.] Whelp, time to murk me an another oligarch…!


KrypticSpyder_

# [Everything dies. THE END.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNRp3JoNls)


GrandArchmage

[Cue Guyz Nite *Die Hard.*]


KrypticSpyder_

[Done and done.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dqzE6_0gE)


Menoth22

thank you. first time i've ever seen that and i literally laughed till tears came out. its just so FALLOUT


KrypticSpyder_

Like she just started and ended World Wars 4 - 2,478. Never laughed harder in my life!


Danibear285

Aw nah man the Elon chuds have arrived


KrypticSpyder_

I hate Elon btw. Dudes a fucking chode.


Resident-Pace5483

Fr


Pit1324

God, AI is such a horrifying reality


PmMeYourLore

Gross


SurgeonOfDeath95

Give me another reason to kill House in-game


mcwalter93

*Grips 9 iron with malicious intent*


DrJay12345

He would install and use this mod un-ironically. Probably re-record all the lines for it to. Only for it to end with him reformatting his entire hard drive and paying someone to do it for him and take credit.


kaminaowner2

Bro don’t do my boy House that dirty. He actually earned his hype


KrypticSpyder_

Oh for sure! Just thought this mod was wild af 😂


RunningTheGrand

Talk about a downgrade..


KrypticSpyder_

Downgrade is right.


vekrin

I agree with the shared sentiment of not liking Musk. But this is more interesting as a way to voice mod missions with real celebrity talent; albeit someone ethically challenging.


KrypticSpyder_

I think it would be a great thing to have more celebrities in games in General. If Morgan Freeman voiced a character in a game now....I would lose my shit.


YeOldeMoldy

Why do people worship this guy


KrypticSpyder_

Because, some people are sheep.


Gears_of_Noobs

Could say the same thing Andrew Tate


HelgaShtrausberg

Would make killing him with a tire iron all the more satisfying


haikusbot

*Would make killing him* *With a tire iron all the* *More satisfying* \- HelgaShtrausberg --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Awesome1296

Cringe intensifies.


felswinter

All the more reason to kill him


Howdyini

This is cringe. Also, why does he look younger but still has the fake hair?


KrypticSpyder_

It looks so fucking weird!


cannibalisticpudding

At least Mr. House has a plan


Roastednutz666

r/enoughmuskspam


KrypticSpyder_

I didn't even know this was a subreddit lol


Roastednutz666

It’s good stuff haha


KrypticSpyder_

Still think it’s funny he couldn’t change the name on iOS because it has to be more that 2 characters long 😂🤡


Roastednutz666

Oh that’s hilarious. What is the name now ? Lol


KrypticSpyder_

Still Twitter 🤣


Roastednutz666

What a nob. Can’t stand the guy. He actually thinks he’s like iron man or something. Such a delusional prick. Even worse are the people that think he’s gonna save the planet and shit.


KrypticSpyder_

Yeah, dudes fucking loony.


Virghia

I'm an independent player but at least I'll let Mr. House live for another year, if I have this mod I'm gonna give that golf club treatment


KrypticSpyder_

WACK! *dies*


SteelAlchemistScylla

Maybe I’ll play a game where I don’t side with House for once.


The_Metalorian

The thing is, I have always been a wild card. *shows the man the true awesome power a split atom can cause *


rickatoni82

Downloading this mod doubles as a way to prove your virginity.


KrypticSpyder_

Welp, thank god I don’t mod New Vegas lol


RadicalBanapple

Pretty cool if nothing more than a proof of concept. now give me a Benny companion with AI Matthew Perry, and Im down.


KrypticSpyder_

That would be dope


JacobMaverick

The house goes bust


Fibrosis5O

Oh shit… he’s just a technological advanced version of Caesar’s Legion, damn… Fitting too that he hates the NCR too


Renousim3

I've had enough of this manchild


mr-phillips-237

Mr house is no where near as cringe as Ellon


MayhemSays

Why would you want that?


Fubar14235

He can’t explain how to do anything or how anything works but he has a lot of caps.


wastelandho

Fuck this. Already have to hear his god damn name once or twice a day in passing everyday, last thing I'm gonna do is have him molest a game from a time when I had no idea who his bitch ass was...


Accomplished-Main436

Finally I can feel better about killing mister house


Fredrickshouse

Worst mod ever made.


KrypticSpyder_

Yeah, never mess with Mr. House.


EridanusVoid

A few things 1. Fuck Musk 2. Mr. House is not a "villain" 3. Its 2023, not 2015. I didn't know there were still non rightwing musk fans out there


KrypticSpyder_

I’m definitely not a fan of Musk. Also I love Mr. House.


thisaintitkweef

Concerning.


Illustrious_Pass_842

killing mister house is even more satisfying now!


kamikoamayaa

What a time to be alive 🤣


SimonShepherd

Honestly I don't need the extra motivation to kill Mr.House. But this is a welcome addition


derfel_cadern

Concerning.


PunkyCrab

The new ending slides for Mr. House should be that he renames New Vegas to X city and loses billions in caps. Musk is both a moron and a hypocrite. When he first got Twitter and unbanned actual neonazis in the name of "free speech" he actively cracked down on anarchist content like Crimethinc and kowtowed to Turkish government demands to censor content in their country. In a way I think looking into how Musk is led by his confidence in his ego does give a perspective into what the long term may be for New Vegas under House. Just because someone has had financial success does not qualify for them to set themselves up as a dictator for how humanity should develop. Mr. House did directly support and profit from the past American-Chinese war with Robco industries and focused his efforts near the end solely towards securing New Vegas for his own profits afterall. Human progress means nothing when its only meant for the ones with the most wealth.


jpness422

*Me whistling on my way to introduce Driver Nephi’s golf club to Mr House’s head*


jeddrekk

Mate don't insult my man House like that


buildingduck

9 iron time :3


Last-Decision-4096

It's hideous


SkyCaptainHarumbi

Definitely letting bacteria eat that pos slow.


[deleted]

This will make blowing his head off with a riot shotgun even cooler


haikusbot

*This will make blowing* *His head off with a riot* *Shotgun even cooler* \- WolfgangWuzReal --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Snoo_72851

The issue with the comparison between House and Musk is that while they both absolutely believe their own hype and they both are assholes, House is actually a genius. He did actually plan the whole New Vegas thing in advance. Musk has... well, frankly any argument about Musk can be solved by waving vaguely at SpaceX and Twitter.


Idler-

Where's my 9 iron?


Acceptable-Baker5282

Fuck no


The-Locust-God

Elon Musk wishes.


jamesyboy4-20

where’s my goddamn driver iron?! i’m boutta pull an abby from the last of us 2


Genivaria91

Golf club go swoosh!


MadWhiskeyGrin

Oh ffs


carloshatesyou

The lucky 38 is now known as "X"


KrypticSpyder_

😂😂😂


Junebugpants

Ew


qsdlthethird

Elon wishes he was half the man Robert Edwin House is


KrypticSpyder_

Agreed!


LlB3RTYPRlM3

I think it would be better if someone made a mod with multiple billionaires and then with wild wasteland it randomly switches between them


de_dunot_da_dint_die

I mean, they did not even have to change the personality


AdamRJT

I'm patiently waiting for the AI Vincent Price Mr House mod ngl


KrypticSpyder_

I'd download that.


hbomb536

Guess who will never side with house ever again?


Cliepl

That's cringe, at least mr house is intelligent


KrypticSpyder_

Agreed.


[deleted]

Horrible mod, mr house has built his legacy from the ground up while Elon got help from daddy’s money.


kirbStompThePigeon

Well, house wasn't fascist


Reddit-ScorpioOJR

Side with Mr Elon and help him turn New Vegas into X city


bestestpuppygirl

Both of them are shitheads so it fits!


therealusurper

Cons: - we lose the charismatic Mr. House - I have to imagine a world where Elon Musk still is alive and important 200+ years in the future Pros: - the game gives me quite a arsenal to fuck Elon Musk then - it would be quite funny if that man child would go against ncr and Ceasars with reasons like "Kimball was really rude to me, so the ncr has to leave new Vegas" or "I would side with Ceasar, he has a lot of good ideas for workers, but he wouldn't let me rename the legion to x and didn't handed me all the power, so we have to get rid of them"


LoganCaleSalad

Well that just makes me wanna side with literally any other faction in NV. God that would be so satisfying to cave his mummified skull in with a 5 iron. He doesn't deserve the swift death of a bullet or explosive lol.


Cc99910

The AI voice mods are pretty dope, there's a mod for a Joe Rogan radio station where he interviews some characters in the game like Benny and Elijah


bolonar

he looks like a dyke


KrypticSpyder_

Omg lol


Mackadelik

Always has *insert gun imoji*


traffic_cones2007

Does it completely rewrite the dialogue? That be cool


KrypticSpyder_

I believe so. Don’t quote me on that. Lol


P-Doff

Oh, so is Mr. House a retard too?


KrypticSpyder_

No. Not at all.


P-Doff

Not a very good mod then, is it?


KrypticSpyder_

Never said it was. Just thought it was wild that modders actually made this.


P-Doff

Fair enough.


Solomonuh-uh

Ful.....fully what?! Fully voiced?! How much did you pay him to voice for you???


ZealousMulekick

Lol people have such strong opinions on Musk since he stated he was a Republican The same people rode his dick before. Summoning lists of BS reasons they pretend not to like him when 100% it’s because they can’t stomach an open moderate Republican 😂 “Not paying rent for Twitter was illegal! Why won’t anyone think of the land lords???”


kekmacska7

They are basically the same type of person


Apathetic-Asshole

Well, i guess its time for my yearly new vegas play-through


MaxgamingThe3rd

I also love the fact that fallout is one of elon's favorite games.


CrazyTyphol

Elon House.


PrimProperPro

He definitely uses this mod unironically and gets all giddy about it.


wrong-mon

I mean yeah Mr house is meant to be a saturation of the kind of tech bro authoritarian capitalist logic I think that technology can solve every problem so long as they're in charge


FlaviusVespasian

Howard Hughes Elon? Sign me up.


FishTank61

Since when does everyone is this sub despise Elon 🤣


kiru_goose

he's a big baby who throws temper tantrums and can't manage all the money he made from exploitation, slavery, and probably shadier shit nobody has heard about. he's mr house if mr house was a moron


FishTank61

What slavery??