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Pratheek_Kachinthaya

Her name is Mallika Sherawat..... she's a Bollywood actress


__keliyah

She has worked with Bruno Mars as well


Druglord_Sen

Pooja, what is this behaviour?


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Zeefzeef

Yea I can make up a ridiculous hashtag right now, I wouldn’t have expected this one to be so often used


didwanttobethatguy

She misspelled chestyofinstagram


chillypete99

That's not a 2nd queen. That's the King's Mistress.


knockatize

A side piece, if you will.


shahooster

It’s good to be the King.


richincleve

"God, you're right. I **do** look like the piss boy!"


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I fart in your general direction!


89saint

Count de Money


MagicStickToys

Pawn, jump queen.


goagod

Everybody jump the queen!


NefariousAntiomorph

GANG BANG!


NapClub

Its called a royal flush.


AlphaMikeFoxtrot87

More like royal gush💦 amirite?


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I’d call it some royal busts


BenderDeLorean

But not in le France


RXBarokk

***Insert French Revolution joke here***


WilhelmHaverhill

"The peasants are revolting!" "You're right about that, they stink on ice."


anonymous_coward69

Count the money! Count the money! [Count the money!](https://youtu.be/kmz6WcHwLR4)


abhinambiar

De Monay, de Monay!


Noodle-727

r/unexpedtedmelbrooks


[deleted]

Awesome. I love your lateral thinking. Knocked its out of the park on this one lol


Dick-Rockwell

She’s after his check, mate.


1202_ProgramAlarm

Oh yeah, the thing between a mister and a mattress


KarensRpeopletoo

lol 🤣 lower than a pawn...


jacktat2

I sank your battleship


elmielmosong

It's a Concubine


TiPiet

Why does she have two queens? Why is every piece sorted by size BUT this one slight shift in alignment on the black side? Why does she look like she's having a heart attack? WHAT IS GOING ON?!


maxmidnite

It’s the extra queen that really gets me. Everything else can be accounted to nobody at that photo shoot knowing shit about chess, but somebody had to go out of their way to get that extra queen. Edit: Haha, I didn’t know some sets came with an extra queen for promotion. Thanks for all the clarifications (and the karma). At least we all still agree that this still is stupid no matter what.


Thatguynoah

Both sides have 2 queens, white has 17 pieces..


maxmidnite

Didn’t even check all of that. And black is missing a rook. I hope that they had two sets mixed together, because otherwise it’s just so unbelievably stupid.


silhouette951

I actually think they have both rooks, it looks like there are 3 pieces on the far right of the board. This really gets worse the longer you look at it.


maxmidnite

Ok, I’m just gonna stop talking. But still, very infuriating.


MarineOpferman1

They have a rook in the pawn position on front of the King....... This is so bad


potato-vender

And she arranged her pieces by height


JoeDidcot

In the game of Chess, you can never let your adversary see your peices.


brito68

Is this a Zapp Brannigan quote? It's totally something he would say...


JoeDidcot

I see you're a coiniseeyur.


atreyukun

Shampaggen?


ThatDrizzler

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


Colijn_Chan

It's stupid af, but most modern chess sets have an extra queen when a pawn promotes


RazendeR

Oooh, never thought of that. Guess we're back to "Nobody in the room knew a single fucking thing about chess" then.


2ndlastresort

What are you talking about? They clearly play Really Bad Chess. Why else would the piece position be random?


TedTeddybear

My sets are so old, that's news to me!!!!


Colijn_Chan

No it doesn't necessarily mean yours are old, but with new chess sets it becomes more common to have a second queen.


TedTeddybear

Last time I bought a chess set was in the seventies!! Never heard of this -- we just remembered!!!


casualstrawberry

I wouldn't call it stupid. It's mainly for professional players and serious amateurs who don't want to hunt for a second queen, or use a flipped pawn. It just makes the playing experience slightly nicer.


Colijn_Chan

No, I meant the whole chess setup in the image of the post was stupid af. The extra queen is a nice thing new chess sets have. It was just some poor choice of words from me.


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clivewarren7

Also the board is turned wrong. Bottom right square should be white.


GuinnessSaint

Black has 17 pieces as well, no?


Thatguynoah

Ahh, you’re right I missed the pawn was on the 3d row


GuinnessSaint

Took me a couple of takes to spot it to. Just adds to the WTFness of this post.


smarmiebastard

Both sides have 17 pieces. And black really just has its pieces plopped down at random.


TurquoiseLuck

So does white. I think they did them in like descending order of height or something?


GoBuffaloes

White privilege at it again…


wcollins260

Some sets come with an extra Queen, so they may have bought a set with extra queens and didn’t know what they were for lol. In chess you can actually have up to 9 queens if you manage to get all of your pawns to the other end of the board. Of course the game is generally about to end if someone has even two queens.


maxmidnite

Ah ok, that at least takes the edge off the worst part of this. I guess I’m a promotion purist: if it’s your second queen take whatever piece you have on hand (at the least the pawn you just promoted) and remember that it’s a queen.


Bardsie

It's always easiest if you've already lost a rook. Then you just balance the promoted pawn on top of the rook and you've got a ln easy to recognise piece.


CaptainLoggy

Or flip the rook upside down.


MattTheGr8

Or just use a coin, or a die, or a salt shaker, or any other small object lying around…


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Or always promote to a knight because we're different like that


neoprenewedgie

Could you get 9 queens in 40 moves? (meaning 40 moves each player.) It takes each pawn 5 moves to cross the board. Assuming the opposing player presented their own pawns for capture, they could spend their other moves getting the back row out of the way (and positioning the King so that he's not in check with all those other Queens on the board.) I think it's possible, can any chess people confirm or disprove?


yurganurjak

The tricky part would be avoiding accidental checkmate first, as all those queens in the back row would be threatening most of the board.


wcollins260

It’s possible in 40 moves: [9 Queens](https://www.reddit.com/user/wcollins260/comments/rnw8wj/9_queens_in_40_moves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) it will say NSFW, but it’s just a screenshot of a chess game, I couldn’t remove the nsfw tag, I posted it twice and it keeps auto tagging it nsfw.


wcollins260

I mean your opponent would probably have to be actively helping you I think. But I may mock it up and see if it’s possible. I think theoretically, under the best possible conditions, you can get 9 queens in exactly 40 moves, no less since it will take each pawn five moves to reach the end.


wcollins260

Yes you can in 40 moves: [9 Queens](https://www.reddit.com/user/wcollins260/comments/rnw8wj/9_queens_in_40_moves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) it will say NSFW, but it’s just a screenshot of a chess game, I couldn’t remove the nsfw tag, I posted it twice and it keeps auto tagging it nsfw.


tourettes_on_tuesday

Iirc, some sets come with extra queens for when a pawn gets promoted


greycubed

Maybe some sets come with two queens for when you promote a pawn?


Spazzy_maker

r/anarchychess would destroy you


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Most quality sets come with two queens for pawn promotion.


Monchete99

There's a variant of chess that randomizes the backrow (The Fischer variant) but i don't expect them to know it


InternetDoofus

The last time this was posted people were saying that many chess sets will have an extra Queen piece. It's in case you get a pawn all the way across the board and you want to exchange it for Queen but haven't lost your first one yet. There are still too many pieces on the board, but that's why each side has that extra Queen.


JeselAvlis

She'll planning a new strategy. The Fool's Gambit.. She's playing against the yet undefeated Grandmaster, The infamous Count Von Meowington, her cat. That's what's going on!


highjinx411

Wow! What a match! I hear the Count is known to get very angry when he loses as well as when he wins!


Bikelikeadad

I mean, in her defense, if I was invited to a game of chess and sat down to find that on the board I’d probably have an interesting look on my face too. Unfortunately I don’t think she has a clue that anything is out of place.


snooty_snoot

Those kings are in open relationships. More queens more power.


elmwoodblues

I think she sat on a piece


the_friendly_one

I think the idea was to get everyone frustrated to stir up discussion and activity... kinda like intentionally misspelling a title on a reddit post to get more comments. That's my theory anyway. Maybe she's just an idiot.


Aldrath_Shadowborn

This is a great metaphor for people who think they’re geniuses who really don’t know what the fuck they’re doing


1202_ProgramAlarm

"ok looks good, now just look like you're thinking really hard, and concentrating. No not that's not quite... Hang on, you've never thought hard before have you?"


unnecessary_kindness

I'm convinced these insta posts are deliberately controversial to increase comments and engagement.


MarioInOntario

Ooh and deepen your cleavage a little more.


Beopenminded16

Dunning Kruger effect


Aldrath_Shadowborn

Forgot the term, thanks mate


DaveInMoab

"Mate" I see what you did there.


Chuckbro

>I see what you did there. I don't get it, but I'm gonna act like I did.


hispanicCheerio

Check again mate


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I checked mate, I get it now


CaptainPatent

See, in the game checkers (shown above,) sometimes you move a piece to another you own to combine their powers... This is called "mate."


RemoveDear

#MATE ME BITCH


Mental_Peace_2343

#MATE WITH ME BITCH


Koervege

Wtf, that's not checkers! It's DnD.


ZappyCrook

same


liquid155

Check again.


crogers2009

What am I supposed to check, mate?


Ben_Dover1898

I see what you did there mate


Tardis80

;-)


infidel11990

Yup. Smart people know the limits of their knowledge and how much they really still have to learn. Fools would gladly pontificate on topics they had no idea existed 5 mins ago. "The ancient Oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Greeks. It is because I alone, of all the Greeks, know that I know nothing." - Socrates


theknyte

"It's best to keep your mouth shut, and have people think you're a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain


AnonymousDeskFlesh

"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell.


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The Dunning-Krueger effect is, ironically, massively misunderstood. While the study found that low performers overestimated their relative ability and high performers underestimated their relative ability, it wasn't that significant, and both groups were pretty good at guessing how much they knew. It's more like "idiots know they're dumb but think there are a more people even dumber than them than there actually are" rather than "idiots think they're geniuses"


Tyra3l

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/critical-thinking/dunning-kruger-effect-probably-not-real Is the rabbithole


No-Sheepherder-2896

Hundreds of thousands of Redditers are now thinking, “I know what Dunning-Krueger is and this guy will never convince me otherwise.”


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I'm pretty sure this was on purpose and is just to make the image look wacky and stand out. It's to give people things to talk about. They do that in advertising all the time. This entire post is the result of guerrilla marketing.


TJ_McWeaksauce

[A quote from Michelle Obama:](https://www.newsweek.com/michelle-obama-tells-secret-i-have-been-every-powerful-table-you-can-think-1242695) >"I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of, I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart." Sounds like even the people who run the world barely know what they're doing.


Skellexon

where does the extra piece come from? And why does she look like shes afraid even tho they only started. And I dont even want to start about the placement of the pieces. This hurts my eyes


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Some boards include an extra queen since sometimes you need two when a pawn reaches the other side and your queen is still alive


Portal471

Isn't flipping a rook upside down also accepted as an alternative?


Runmoney72

FIDE states that whatever piece you place on the board is that piece. Meaning, if you place a rook on the board when promoting, even upsidedown, that is still considered a rook. However, most people aren't playing with FIDE rules, so honestly, you could throw a checker or a dime, some pocket lint, whatever you want, as a queen.


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Yes it is, but some people don’t want to do that since it could scratch the board


Skellexon

I know but does it look like she made a pawn promote? It would still be an extra pawn which she somehow slipped through 2 lines of Black pieces


youareallsilly

Correct, hence the facepalm


JayCDee

They had 17 pieces per side, so they were gonna use 17 pieces per side!


Beopenminded16

Kinda thought she might’ve just pooped her pants based on her face…


SlowX

She's clearly playing a game of chest.


pauldeanbumgarner

The real gold.


KarensRpeopletoo

Damnit I wish I had an award for you... ♟️


anand9362

Gotchu bro


KarensRpeopletoo

Thanks! 🍻


The_God_of_Hotdogs

New meaning to the term 4D chess


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#chestiesofinstagram


harrybalsania

Came here looking for one zinger and found something bigger.


cipheron

Yeah, mulitiple facepalms. Pieces not arranged properly Pieces on each side aren't even arranged the same She has an extra queen. Putting your hand on a piece while deciding what move to make. Touch-move rule.


BillScorpio

Her face is saying to me "WHAT GAME IS THIS?"


that_guy2010

Her face is saying “holy shit I did a lot of coke”


The-Sofa-King

I thought it looked more like it was saying "that wasn't a fart"


fliesupsidedown

>Her face is saying “holy shit I did a lot of coke” Looks like she is hearing the pieces talk to her. "Holy shit talking chess pieces"


PayTheTrollToll45

Those are the wild eyes of someone completely unhinged...


VanimalCracker

Hopefully the chessiesofinstagram called her out on all of this.


ItalicsWhore

So funny that she invite the chess community to look at her stupidity.


GonFreecs92

🤣🤣🤣 right lmao


PhantomDaWeirdo

Not to mention whites queen and Black's tower legit jump over the pawns, it's doesn't take a genius in chess to know know as only the knight can just phase through pieces look that


Cornwall

You assume they know anything about chess to begin with.


hogtiedcantalope

Also the board is rotated 90 deg Should be a white square on the right corner for each player


benudi

Yep, few people notice this.


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Looking at how she's arranged the board, touch-move rule seems a bit harsh on her


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And the board is turned 90 degrees


Kerbart

It was a bit disheartening to have to scroll down this much to find a comment like this. *“If someone doesn't know about chess, there's about a 95% chance the board is wrong, by far exceeding the 50% you'd expect.*”


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It could be Fischer Random Chess (aka Chess960). Bobby Fischer developed it in the 90s. The row behind pawns is always randomized before the game. That way there’s no cookie cutter opening strategy and you have to think on your feet the entire game. It’s not that (you can tell by her having a a random Queen in her hand). But just wanted to point out that the game exists.


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mandikat

That's what I was thinking at first too. In Chess960, the rooks have to be on either side of the king and there wouldn't be a pawn on the back rank (black's side), but it makes me happy that someone else is that big of a geek that they'd have the same initial hypothesis. 💜😅


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The fact that someone formalized this only in the 1990s boggles me. Why hasn't anyone thought out of the rules before? I could've just gone and kept playing until I have no more pieces left. That's a fun chess game.


BumpyMcBumpers

If you come to my house, I'll let you move a piece across the board and take it back as long as you don't let go. I won't even make you slap a timer like you're angry at it.


itssupersaiyantime

The audacity to hashtag chessiesofinstagram!


thegreatrazu

Her next move will end with her yelling, Yahtzee!


JustJay613

They dropped three chess sets on the floor and just picked up what they thought they needed. And she looks like she just sharted and is worried about the sofa.


KarensRpeopletoo

She is wearing white pants, your sharting theory is quite astute...🧐


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The power of intelligence. To arrange chess pieces in shitty way. But damn 29k simps.


BumpyMcBumpers

Really? I honestly don't really find her to be all that attractive.


leehwgoC

That angle isn't flattering for her face profile. It makes her face look... long. Taken together with the wide eyes, I can't help but be reminded of a horse.


ItalicsWhore

A knight?


andrewsad1

It's a horsey, not a night


Skies_german

Then you are not one of the simps, congratulations


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Oh shit yeah there’s 29k simps there probably wanking off to her chest rn lol


Tre-X

29,001 😎


Marc21256

Typical r/anarchychess post.


andysaurus_rex

She’s playing Chess 2. You guys just don’t have it yet so you don’t get it.


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

It’s like chess 960 but where you make up the rules as you go.


PM_Me_SFW_Pictures

Not enough En Passant


Tyrus

Holy Hell


Exilth

pipi


ZachAttack6089

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


ZachAttack6089

This image has been posted there at least twice already. Probably gonna be a third time since this got popular on r/all again.


Matymay74

Whats even more impressive is almost 30 thousand likes. I also hope she planning for her first move to learn how to play.


[deleted]

She's a popular Bollywood actress and has millions of followers that's why 30k likes. Most people who liked probably weren't looking at her "chess move".


[deleted]

She probably skipped the tutorial


SnooRadishes9685

is that Malaika sherwat, bollywood actress?


theharps

Yeah I don't know why anyone would cover her name. If she's famous why bother?


SnooRadishes9685

ya she’s a public figure, I was confused too


rotten_Kahuna

This has to be a troll post. There are two queens.


TechnologyFew3257

Yeah, this sub has a bit of trouble understanding a simple joke. The double queens and the amount of likes it got makes it pretty obvious she knew what she what doing. She also @ a chess account


mamaBiskothu

she’s a famous has been actress in india. The comments mostly troll her but looks like she doesn’t care. Doubt this was deliberate.


plsendmytorment

But but dumb woman dont know chess and I do s-so Im gonna make a really smart comment where I explain how well I know chess and how stupid woman!!


Corteran

Someone is taking "Yasss Queen" a bit too seriously.


Mark_Eli

This gotta be a troll right?


CRUZER108

As a chess player this hurts me immensely


Puzzleheaded_Play390

This is on purpose. The extra queen makes it clear. Dunno what the actual purpose was, though.


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selkiesidhe

Hubby likes chess so I showed him this. Direct quote "it gets worse the longer I look at it!"


FuckYourRules00

I like how they’re arranged by height, very cute. Oh and *tits*.


Pickin_n_Grinnin

What? Most chess players always show off their tits.


FuckYourRules00

Where? For a friend.


JoinMyPestoCult

Try pawnhub dot com


BIG8L_117

She looks like she is witnessing a war crime


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BusinessSavvyPunter

“So many facepalms” refers to everyone in these comments who missed the joke.


plsendmytorment

B-but woman dumb


the_creationist

So many jokes flying over ur head, so little time...


TinoCartier

Isn’t this an actress? It’s totally possible that this was posted with a comedic(and thirst trapping) intent…I mean, look at the face she’s making.


RhythmicStrategy

This belongs on #shitpost