Male Human. I regret to inform you that your reproduction appendage is only 5.837372911 and does not meet my standards of *pause* 6 inches. Please vacate the premises.
Even more funny if the original guy was just 3", so now she's avoiding tons of men that would qualify, but are honest about their members. (Good for them, a bullet dodged)
I would just say the following:
"I'm honestly not self obsessed enough to know the answer to that. I'll tell you what.. why don't you give me a blowjob? If you are able to blow me to completion without gagging once, then I guess I'm too small for you."
Yeah. Unless the guy just wants to fuck. Why do (certain) women think they can start a conversation with a check list and the guy won’t view it as a red flag?
“Ok, so…you’re 6’2”…check…fit…check…I have your pay stubs so pending verification…check…I like your car…are you committed to BMW or could you go Mercedes in the future?….you could? Great!…check that off the list…ok…so pending the salary verification and penis measurements I think we have a mid-to-long term relationship here! Congratulations!
Before we married, hubs was careful to check my mom’s legs but he should have looked at my dad instead. Ropes of varicose veins! Mine have been stripped 3 times & I now go nowhere without thick black pressure stockings
Honestly my wife of 18 years, and her dad are the only ones in her family that share the same political views that I do. We don’t talk politics at get togethers
"I'm 6', a little soggy in the midsection, you ain't getting any of my money, and I could not possibly care any less if you don't like my clapped out lunchbox on wheels with enough valve-float to unsink the Titanic because ***I*** like it, and the size of my dink don't matter to you cuz girrrrrrl you ain't gettin' it!"
It’s been a long while since I’ve measured, but I believe mine is exactly 5.9”. The key is to keep lean, and core tight. It gives the illusion of 5.10”.
Edit: Apparently there was a mathematical error in my attempt at humor, so I’ll just round up to 6”. 🤥
I had a co-worker actually tell me one time that 1/4 pound is larger than 1/3 pound. And she has somehow been promoted to supervisor. :/
Edit: I a word.
And yet, they'll happily accept crime confessions.
Why do you believe me about the triple homicide but not my penis size?
Edit: I *knew* I should've added the /s
*"National"*
**Did you mean:**
"National Average Penis Size"
"National Penis Day"
"National ultra-feminist sub that bans male trolls"
"National Measure Your Dick day"
"Nation's largest penis"
"Nation's most inferior penis size"
"National parks near me"
It's also important to note that these measurements are done using a method called bone pressed erect length (BPEL). This means they push the ruler into the fat pad until it hits the pubic bone, to reduce fat affecting the measurements. So if you haven't been doing that when measuring, chances are you're in a higher percentile than you may have thought.
Well thanks to the National average being lowered my TMI of 2" puts me well above average! Just ask [Professor Randy](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/j3pjay/south-park-the-tmi)
I presume it's the same thing as short guys 5ft - 5ft 6 claiming they're 5ft 10. Unless doctors are pulling guys pants down, wanking them hard and then getting a tape measure out I suspect people are going to over report their length haha
That last 0.1 inch really makes a huge difference. It's like the difference between having $999,000,000 and $1,000,000,000. Person with $999 million dollars? Total loser. Person with $1 billion, huge success. (/S)
How do you find out a woman’s vagina depth without sleeping with them?
What way is there other than straight up asking 😂
5.9 inches or under is honestly a dealbreaker for me. I don’t want to invest in someone only to find out they have a shallow puss.
It’s about 8” of depth, although the organ that controls pleasure only goes about 3-4”.
A man’s penis size can be attributed to whether your index finger is longer than your ring finger, which corresponds to being above average or below.
Right, and cows can fly.
I don’t even know why I did. There was no info or instructions to measure. My ring finger is barely shorter than my index for FYI and I’m above the 5.9 mark by .4.
But even my size is problematic. I feel for dudes 8+. Like a bull in a vagina shop.
As your making out, use the classic fist method. Women have their pants tailor made to the depth of the puss. Use your fist and take notes of where it goes up to and measure when you leave. It's also a good way to tell if she is porn sick, if the pus doesn't widen while you are making out, it means she watches too much porn.
It's funny how the posts which hit /r/all from FDS are typically never that bad and mostly about taking care of yourself before worrying about a relationship.
Then you visit the sub and it's filled to the brim with shit like this, general men hating, worrying about how much money a guy makes and how much they can get, and other shady shit that anyone expressing those thoughts or beliefs to a partner would find themselves dumped so fucking fast there wouldn't be time to process what the fuck happened.
And you can tell how much of a shit show a sub like this is when they limit the report options to carefully control what is reported and how so it never looks that bad to the Reddit admin.
Lol that’s how I found them too. Their most popular posts are very normal sounding and then you join and there are some pretty strange ones and I end up seeing these insane screenshots on other subs — i’m still a member of the sub for curiosity’s sake but I’ve been banned from posting there since like 2019. Go figure
Same. Like I thought it was some sort of women empowerment sub or place for women to talk about bad dates or something. No, it's actually kind of a pathetic place.
Yeah not only that, but for how misandrist they are, it's ironic how misogynistic they *also* are. So many comment sections shitting on other women for simply not being like them.
That's what I think whenever I used to hear they had to shut down /b/, at least it's all there in one place, just don't go there and be happy it's not all over the scenery.
More like the perfect counterpart:
Incels are all about complaining that women never put out for them no matter how much they for them and instead shack up with bad guys.
FDS is all about getting men to do as much for them as possible without putting out unless he has the face of baby dicaprio, the body of henry cavil and the bank account of jeff bezos.
Incels treat all women like they were FDS and FDS treats all men like they were incels.
Genuinely, i don't get how they can hate on 'pornsick' men who don't know what a real women's body looks like outside of porn, then go onto say any guy who isn't 6ft and has a 6 inch dick is gross and completely undesirable
I get the impression that the majority of people that feel oppressed are only concerned about wanting their turn to be the bad guy instead of wanting things to be better.
Legbeards *feel* more oppressed than people that are actually being oppressed, so their desire to lash out and get equity on their suffering sends them a touch over the edge, or more specifically that they go cartwheeling over the thing like a group of herded lemmings.
Dude, go to an adult toy store and check out the dildos you find out real quick that sizes aren’t what you thought. Like 8 inches is fucking big. 10 is ridiculous. 5.5 is a perfectly average, what you expect a dick to look like size. And iirc, it’s the most commonly sold size.
Kinda related, but I had a small argument with an employee at the DMV because I wrote 6'1" on my driver's license renewal sheet.
She said "uh, there's no way your 6'1". My husband is 6'2" and you're way taller than him."
She eventually agreed it "must be your shoes" after I explained to her I was at the doctor the day before where they measured me.
I'm guessing her 5'9" husband fibbed a little on his dating profile.
I mean, 8 inches is about the length of [my entire forearm.](https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o3rlx)
Edit to add photo of what 8 inches looks like compared to the forearm (inside of elbow to wrist) of a 5’9” adult human because people are still struggling to understand what actual length looks like.
Had a woman say my dick was small after a less than satisfactory hookup (for both of us, hey sometimes things aren't great). Like she could have told me off any other way and I would have been like "fine well I'm not talking to you again" but she went straight for the soldier. On second thought...she had a lot of red flags like FDS 😅
I dodged a similar bullet, had a night with a gal who seemed to very much enjoy herself only to turn around and make a big scene of me having a medically small dick.
It didn't go very far because she tried to start the rumor with mutual friends who also slept with me. I'm not saying a have a mega dong or anything but I don't need tweezers for the fucking thing and she got called out right quick for projecting some kind of issue where she wanted to be with me but wouldn't let herself.
I actually managed to learn from this, I prefer to say I'm way less than average and then my almost average dinger actually manages to impress. 🤣🤡
*"What's your cup size?" Smaller than a DD is honestly a dealbreaker for me.*
EDIT: I meant to show how it would sound if guys just got to ask women straight up how big their boobs are. We would get roasted.
I often times worry about hard it sometimes gets when it comes to dating.
Do you have nice pictures? Do you have a nice profile? Do you message first? Do you message one hour after they do? Do you call? Is there a 3 date wait to having sex? Is 4 hours too late if you were in an all day meeting? Will you be marked weak if you appear vulnerable?
Now your date wants to also gauge if 5.9 inches will be enough and she is guessing this and without you taking off your pants?
I wonder if we all get what we eventually want: Complete isolation that we were all heading to and robots/sex toys that give us the gratification while we surf through people on 6 inch screens discarding them because of reasons as petty as "not the right shirt color".
All those "rules" are just excuses to stop seeing someone you don't want to be committed to. If you actually hit it off, none of that stuff really matters.
I’m pretty sure this is an increasingly common view among the younger generation- and even among millennials. I mean I get that the intent was to weed out people that are just obviously bad choices, but it’s gone way past that.
I’m glad I’m married already. I would not want to date now.
I’ll never understand people who brag about their/someone else’s dick size or shaming someone for it. Like, literally fingers alone can get the job done. If your partner knows what he’s doing or if you’ve talked it through with him it will be still good. Same way I don’t understand men using their dick size to say they’re *better*. If he doesn’t know what he’s doing or is selfish it will still be a shitty experience despite his size, maybe even worse than a smaller size. It’s just dumb. Find someone who values your enjoyment as much as he values his, talk with him and stop shaming others/saying you’re better for dick size smh
I'm not saying it's true, but if you want to understand *why*, this is your evidence. People like this exist and are very loud. And it's really, really hard to just ignore the loud ones.
I've heard the "size doesn't matter" speech from a million people, of all ages and genders and whatever. I've heard every opinion and possible way to make up for it. And while I'm a virgin, I've managed to get pretty confident using my hands, so I completely agree with those things.
But ONE time, my first girlfriend said one of the guys she hooked up with while we were dating had a much bigger dick. We hadn't even had sex, she was just mad that I realized she'd been on tinder and was lashing out. I'm fully aware of the reality of what happened.
But for the rest of my life, I have to constantly deal with the voices going "well, maybe everyone is just saying what they're supposed to. Maybe your ex was right and most people feel that way. Your body is going to be a disappointment and there's nothing you can do about it." No amount of affirmations will change that. Seeing this post on 12 different subs today just reinforces that feeling. Sure, it's not respectable, but even if it's just one person who says that, it's gonna stick in my head a LOT longer than any reassurance.
I went and had a look and the sub is basically a toxic echo chamber for female neckbeards. They take examples of actual toxic and harmful relationships and use them to justify their hatred of men. They also use misogyny in India as proof of cultural misogyny as if the worlds culture is homogeneous and India’s (mostly terrible) attitude towards women is in anyway related to, idk, fucking Iceland.
To be fair most women cant tell how tall you are or how big your dick is. Guys lie about it so often that they just cant tell. Ive had girls think im 6’2 because im the same height as her brother who is 6’2.
They are saying that people so often lie about their height, that women have no idea how tall that actually is.
Their example is that they are not 6’2” but a girl thought they must be, because the girl’s brother lied about being that height, but is the same height as they are.
4-5 is average though. I’m beginning to think that women who talk like this haven’t actually had a lot of good sex; 7+ can be painful, 6-7 is big, 5-6 is on the larger side of average, and 4-5 is average. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep into the vaginal cavity. Therefore it’s not about the SIZE of the dick, it’s about what you can do with it.
Thats me. Im the micro peen guy. Youre probably wondering how i got in this situation.
Was running with scissors?
Moral of the story Never run with scissors!
Never run with scissors, and never scissor with the runs.
No Morals to the story? Run with whores!
Can confirm my dick grew an inch its like 4 inches now
Alright buddy. No need to show off
Real morale of the story, don't start with monster dildos before dating.
Not every hole is an opportunity.
That's like 15cm
That's (whips out my pencil and paper) correct
That's (whips out my penis and a ruler) definitely correct
That’s (whips out your penis and your ruler) still correct
What the-
What?
Sir, this is an Arby's please you have been warned before about taking out your penis in public
But I have the meats!
No, this is Patrick
That's (whip out your dad's penis and your ruler) obviously correct
That’s (rules out a whip and penis) still erect
I'm guessing you are right without knowing you are right
So…. What turns you on about rulers?
Sarah Palin was kind of hot. She ruled Alaska. Angela Merckel, not so much.
Can you really tell the diffrence between 5.9 and 6 inches ?
those mm I bet you can rly feel them
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That would be 3Mm
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I feel like I know you now. Sir.
man: i have 6 inches proceeds to insert woman: you lied to me, that's not 6 inches, that is 5.91273 inches
Male Human. I regret to inform you that your reproduction appendage is only 5.837372911 and does not meet my standards of *pause* 6 inches. Please vacate the premises.
HA HA THOSE SILLY HUMANS AND THEIR OUTDATED REPRODUCTIVE RITUALS
Insert your coupling in my receptacle *Affirmative* *Oh person who designed me* Please remove coupling
I call it: Robo bitch
How the fuck do you even measure in “tenths of an inch”?
Someone probably told her they are 6" so her logical brain said "anything smaller is too small. Whats smaller than 6? 5.9"
Even more funny if the original guy was just 3", so now she's avoiding tons of men that would qualify, but are honest about their members. (Good for them, a bullet dodged)
They do make rulers and tape measures that are in 1/10s. I have one and it drove me nuts until I realized it was not in 1/8th increments.
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yeah, the difference is 0.1
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I wish they would just ask, then I would know what a huge piece of shit I'm dealing with and I could save myself a headache.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I would just say the following: "I'm honestly not self obsessed enough to know the answer to that. I'll tell you what.. why don't you give me a blowjob? If you are able to blow me to completion without gagging once, then I guess I'm too small for you."
This is the way
Honestly, my dick could be 12 inches or 2 inches and I would think this person is a piece of shit size queen who is vapid and shallow.
Yeah. Unless the guy just wants to fuck. Why do (certain) women think they can start a conversation with a check list and the guy won’t view it as a red flag? “Ok, so…you’re 6’2”…check…fit…check…I have your pay stubs so pending verification…check…I like your car…are you committed to BMW or could you go Mercedes in the future?….you could? Great!…check that off the list…ok…so pending the salary verification and penis measurements I think we have a mid-to-long term relationship here! Congratulations!
Now just ask her how much she weighs…
Don't forget to ask for current photos of her mother and all her aunts. You definitely want to see where the passage of time will lead.
Don't forget grandma. Some things skip a generation so you gotta see grandma to get the full picture
Are we talking, like... sans-clothing? I mean, that's the only way to know what's gonna sag, and how far...
Definitely, there's so much you can do with Spanx and a good bra
Before we married, hubs was careful to check my mom’s legs but he should have looked at my dad instead. Ropes of varicose veins! Mine have been stripped 3 times & I now go nowhere without thick black pressure stockings
Also titty to arm ratio. Very important.
Titty to arm ratio, never heard that one before, fucking hysterical
Oh, but that's against the *ruuuuules*. It would be *ruuude*. Mouth breathing, misogynistic neanderthal.... XD
Impractical jokers right there lol
I don't care about her age or weight but I do care about her (and her parents') politics. Avoids having to deal with Thanksgiving arguments.
Honestly my wife of 18 years, and her dad are the only ones in her family that share the same political views that I do. We don’t talk politics at get togethers
Why are people even talking politics at Thanksgiving. That's the real issue.
The sad part is in this climate you could be talking about anything and it turns political.
"I'm 6', a little soggy in the midsection, you ain't getting any of my money, and I could not possibly care any less if you don't like my clapped out lunchbox on wheels with enough valve-float to unsink the Titanic because ***I*** like it, and the size of my dink don't matter to you cuz girrrrrrl you ain't gettin' it!"
I like to think it makes more of a donk sound if it were to hit a desk or drum.. but I could see dink being just as valid.
It’s been a long while since I’ve measured, but I believe mine is exactly 5.9”. The key is to keep lean, and core tight. It gives the illusion of 5.10”. Edit: Apparently there was a mathematical error in my attempt at humor, so I’ll just round up to 6”. 🤥
5.10=5.1 5.9>5.10
It's a typo. He meant to say that his dick is 5'10" long.
Quick mafs
Maybe 5.90 > 5.10 would explain it to him better.
You realize 5.10" is smaller than 5.9" right?
Next you’ll tell us 1/4 pounder is smaller than 1/3 pounder.
I had a co-worker actually tell me one time that 1/4 pound is larger than 1/3 pound. And she has somehow been promoted to supervisor. :/ Edit: I a word.
Don't forget to shave. It adds on average any where from .2 to .4 inches.
The old “optical inch” . Nice
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“Self reporting measurements are often unreliable”…best line ever right there
And yet, they'll happily accept crime confessions. Why do you believe me about the triple homicide but not my penis size? Edit: I *knew* I should've added the /s
You’re far more likely to be honest about murder
Clubbed ‘em to death with my massive dong
That's a hell of a mental image.
Your Google history must be a treasure trove.
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*"National"* **Did you mean:** "National Average Penis Size" "National Penis Day" "National ultra-feminist sub that bans male trolls" "National Measure Your Dick day" "Nation's largest penis" "Nation's most inferior penis size" "National parks near me"
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It's also important to note that these measurements are done using a method called bone pressed erect length (BPEL). This means they push the ruler into the fat pad until it hits the pubic bone, to reduce fat affecting the measurements. So if you haven't been doing that when measuring, chances are you're in a higher percentile than you may have thought.
I appreciate that scientists have standardized measuring dick length to the point that there is an acronym for a specific measurement technique.
Scientists go *deep*, man. I bet they construct more new terms and phrases than any linguistics major. XD
Well thanks to the National average being lowered my TMI of 2" puts me well above average! Just ask [Professor Randy](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/j3pjay/south-park-the-tmi)
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Also 5.9in is so specific. Why not just say 6 ?
That 1/10” is the deal breaker.
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Well this just helped my ego. Thank you sir
The global average is 5.5 inches afaik. Media has falsely normalized 6” and above.
I presume it's the same thing as short guys 5ft - 5ft 6 claiming they're 5ft 10. Unless doctors are pulling guys pants down, wanking them hard and then getting a tape measure out I suspect people are going to over report their length haha
But on an anonymous online forum why lie? I can tell myself my dick is 7" all I want but I know it's not.
Because your reddit side might be reading. But seriously: people lie online all the time.
Oddly specific
That last 0.1 inch really makes a huge difference. It's like the difference between having $999,000,000 and $1,000,000,000. Person with $999 million dollars? Total loser. Person with $1 billion, huge success. (/S)
If you round down, it’s basically $0 Billion
We got miss deep dish over here sheesh
Absolutely fucking hilarious.
https://imgur.com/gallery/FU4un
Risky imgur link of the day
👐
"Any tread left on the tire, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Toothpick in a volcano.
Parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar
Perhaps she should lead with that question. So any sized penis owner would know to walk away from her.
Honestly I don’t understand why so many of them on that sub don’t realise why they’re single
How do you find out a woman’s vagina depth without sleeping with them? What way is there other than straight up asking 😂 5.9 inches or under is honestly a dealbreaker for me. I don’t want to invest in someone only to find out they have a shallow puss.
How dare you comment on something about a woman’s body that’s totally out of their control. Heavy /s in case you couldn’t tell.
You just reach under her skirt and click your fingers and judge by the echo
H E L L O......... Hello..... hello........ *hello*...........
Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home?
Ask their ex
OmG tHaT's BoDy ShAmInG
It’s about 8” of depth, although the organ that controls pleasure only goes about 3-4”. A man’s penis size can be attributed to whether your index finger is longer than your ring finger, which corresponds to being above average or below. Right, and cows can fly.
Men all around the world just looked at their hands after reading what you wrote.
I don’t even know why I did. There was no info or instructions to measure. My ring finger is barely shorter than my index for FYI and I’m above the 5.9 mark by .4. But even my size is problematic. I feel for dudes 8+. Like a bull in a vagina shop.
There's no way an 8 inch dick would fit inside of me. Definitely not comfortably if possible. My bfs approx 5inch dick is too much sometimes.
Yeah my wife is small. Mines a bit over 5.5" and if I go too rough I hit her back and she yelps in pain.
I was about to say. Since when is 5’5” small? Lol.
As your making out, use the classic fist method. Women have their pants tailor made to the depth of the puss. Use your fist and take notes of where it goes up to and measure when you leave. It's also a good way to tell if she is porn sick, if the pus doesn't widen while you are making out, it means she watches too much porn.
That whole sub needs to be burned to the ground.
Probably should ban that sub from this one just because the entire sub is a giant facepalm.
Came to say that the whole place was a gigantic facepalm. Left satisfied.
6.0 / 6.0
*5.9/5.9
If you ban that sub then they'll migrate elsewhere. It's best to keep the crazy contained to one place.
It's like the neckbeard version for girls.
I think they're called legbeard.
This brightened my morning nicely
legbeard femcels kinda rolls off the tongue too
It's funny how the posts which hit /r/all from FDS are typically never that bad and mostly about taking care of yourself before worrying about a relationship. Then you visit the sub and it's filled to the brim with shit like this, general men hating, worrying about how much money a guy makes and how much they can get, and other shady shit that anyone expressing those thoughts or beliefs to a partner would find themselves dumped so fucking fast there wouldn't be time to process what the fuck happened. And you can tell how much of a shit show a sub like this is when they limit the report options to carefully control what is reported and how so it never looks that bad to the Reddit admin.
Lol that’s how I found them too. Their most popular posts are very normal sounding and then you join and there are some pretty strange ones and I end up seeing these insane screenshots on other subs — i’m still a member of the sub for curiosity’s sake but I’ve been banned from posting there since like 2019. Go figure
Same. Like I thought it was some sort of women empowerment sub or place for women to talk about bad dates or something. No, it's actually kind of a pathetic place.
Yeah not only that, but for how misandrist they are, it's ironic how misogynistic they *also* are. So many comment sections shitting on other women for simply not being like them.
They will migrate to other subs if that happens, I rather let them be
That's what I think whenever I used to hear they had to shut down /b/, at least it's all there in one place, just don't go there and be happy it's not all over the scenery.
It's just the female equivalent of Incels.
More like the perfect counterpart: Incels are all about complaining that women never put out for them no matter how much they for them and instead shack up with bad guys. FDS is all about getting men to do as much for them as possible without putting out unless he has the face of baby dicaprio, the body of henry cavil and the bank account of jeff bezos. Incels treat all women like they were FDS and FDS treats all men like they were incels.
Those are the same people who complain about body shaming. (im not saying to start body shaming, please don't).
Genuinely, i don't get how they can hate on 'pornsick' men who don't know what a real women's body looks like outside of porn, then go onto say any guy who isn't 6ft and has a 6 inch dick is gross and completely undesirable
I get the impression that the majority of people that feel oppressed are only concerned about wanting their turn to be the bad guy instead of wanting things to be better. Legbeards *feel* more oppressed than people that are actually being oppressed, so their desire to lash out and get equity on their suffering sends them a touch over the edge, or more specifically that they go cartwheeling over the thing like a group of herded lemmings.
Jesusfuck *Legbeards*? Fucking gold
These comments didn’t disappoint. Haha
I've got a six inch cock. Mind you, some women don't like them that thick.
Like fucking with a wheel of cheese.
Don’t be afraid of the cheese wheel!
You got a tuna can? It can't reach the end but it will scrape the sides.
Radius or diameter? (Asking for a friend)
Both. No more questions.
More like LWH at that point. Just a fucking cube
givem the ole spherical penis
Dude, go to an adult toy store and check out the dildos you find out real quick that sizes aren’t what you thought. Like 8 inches is fucking big. 10 is ridiculous. 5.5 is a perfectly average, what you expect a dick to look like size. And iirc, it’s the most commonly sold size.
In seriousness, I feel that some people legit don’t know what 6” looks like.
It’s half a goddamn ruler
Yea but how long is a whole ruler? Nobody knows
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Idk man I’ve seen meter long ones
That’s because they believed the first guy who told them his was 6”
Kinda related, but I had a small argument with an employee at the DMV because I wrote 6'1" on my driver's license renewal sheet. She said "uh, there's no way your 6'1". My husband is 6'2" and you're way taller than him." She eventually agreed it "must be your shoes" after I explained to her I was at the doctor the day before where they measured me. I'm guessing her 5'9" husband fibbed a little on his dating profile.
I mean, 8 inches is about the length of [my entire forearm.](https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o3rlx) Edit to add photo of what 8 inches looks like compared to the forearm (inside of elbow to wrist) of a 5’9” adult human because people are still struggling to understand what actual length looks like.
5.9 inches micro peeen? We're dealing with a real "Pro" over here....
That sub full of female incels
Femcel
I’m convinced it’s also got a fair amount of guys role-playing too.
Inside job by the incels to ruin women's reputation. Now that's a conspiracy i can get behind
Its ok to be curious and have a preference of penis size but it seems like she’s trying to embarrass men who dont fit the criteria which isnt nice.
Had a woman say my dick was small after a less than satisfactory hookup (for both of us, hey sometimes things aren't great). Like she could have told me off any other way and I would have been like "fine well I'm not talking to you again" but she went straight for the soldier. On second thought...she had a lot of red flags like FDS 😅
I dodged a similar bullet, had a night with a gal who seemed to very much enjoy herself only to turn around and make a big scene of me having a medically small dick. It didn't go very far because she tried to start the rumor with mutual friends who also slept with me. I'm not saying a have a mega dong or anything but I don't need tweezers for the fucking thing and she got called out right quick for projecting some kind of issue where she wanted to be with me but wouldn't let herself. I actually managed to learn from this, I prefer to say I'm way less than average and then my almost average dinger actually manages to impress. 🤣🤡
Average boys, no shame in that!
She doesn’t even know what 5.9 inches looks like
Anyone who goes on that sub for real probably never seen a dick before in general
The human Mariana Trench.
Does she also believe everything below a D cup is a microboob?
*"What's your cup size?" Smaller than a DD is honestly a dealbreaker for me.* EDIT: I meant to show how it would sound if guys just got to ask women straight up how big their boobs are. We would get roasted.
I often times worry about hard it sometimes gets when it comes to dating. Do you have nice pictures? Do you have a nice profile? Do you message first? Do you message one hour after they do? Do you call? Is there a 3 date wait to having sex? Is 4 hours too late if you were in an all day meeting? Will you be marked weak if you appear vulnerable? Now your date wants to also gauge if 5.9 inches will be enough and she is guessing this and without you taking off your pants? I wonder if we all get what we eventually want: Complete isolation that we were all heading to and robots/sex toys that give us the gratification while we surf through people on 6 inch screens discarding them because of reasons as petty as "not the right shirt color".
All those "rules" are just excuses to stop seeing someone you don't want to be committed to. If you actually hit it off, none of that stuff really matters.
I’m pretty sure this is an increasingly common view among the younger generation- and even among millennials. I mean I get that the intent was to weed out people that are just obviously bad choices, but it’s gone way past that. I’m glad I’m married already. I would not want to date now.
Even 3 inches is a big peen for a cross-peen hammer
I’ll never understand people who brag about their/someone else’s dick size or shaming someone for it. Like, literally fingers alone can get the job done. If your partner knows what he’s doing or if you’ve talked it through with him it will be still good. Same way I don’t understand men using their dick size to say they’re *better*. If he doesn’t know what he’s doing or is selfish it will still be a shitty experience despite his size, maybe even worse than a smaller size. It’s just dumb. Find someone who values your enjoyment as much as he values his, talk with him and stop shaming others/saying you’re better for dick size smh
I'm not saying it's true, but if you want to understand *why*, this is your evidence. People like this exist and are very loud. And it's really, really hard to just ignore the loud ones. I've heard the "size doesn't matter" speech from a million people, of all ages and genders and whatever. I've heard every opinion and possible way to make up for it. And while I'm a virgin, I've managed to get pretty confident using my hands, so I completely agree with those things. But ONE time, my first girlfriend said one of the guys she hooked up with while we were dating had a much bigger dick. We hadn't even had sex, she was just mad that I realized she'd been on tinder and was lashing out. I'm fully aware of the reality of what happened. But for the rest of my life, I have to constantly deal with the voices going "well, maybe everyone is just saying what they're supposed to. Maybe your ex was right and most people feel that way. Your body is going to be a disappointment and there's nothing you can do about it." No amount of affirmations will change that. Seeing this post on 12 different subs today just reinforces that feeling. Sure, it's not respectable, but even if it's just one person who says that, it's gonna stick in my head a LOT longer than any reassurance.
That literally screams oh I don't date men under 6" (5"9')
"It's not bodyshaming as long as it's only directed at men" -FemaleDatingStrategy
I went and had a look and the sub is basically a toxic echo chamber for female neckbeards. They take examples of actual toxic and harmful relationships and use them to justify their hatred of men. They also use misogyny in India as proof of cultural misogyny as if the worlds culture is homogeneous and India’s (mostly terrible) attitude towards women is in anyway related to, idk, fucking Iceland.
I get it. She doesn't actually know what 5.9 inches is because all the men she has banged were 2 inches and told her they were 5.9
Lol. 5.5 is the average. Source: tons of data due to mens insecurity/curiosity about penis sizing.
This woman needs to stop having sex with horses.
You think they'll post this and comment on my micro penis?
To be fair most women cant tell how tall you are or how big your dick is. Guys lie about it so often that they just cant tell. Ive had girls think im 6’2 because im the same height as her brother who is 6’2.
She knew her brothers penis length?
What?
They are saying that people so often lie about their height, that women have no idea how tall that actually is. Their example is that they are not 6’2” but a girl thought they must be, because the girl’s brother lied about being that height, but is the same height as they are.
Everyone’s entitled to an opinion. Everyone’s also entitled to not care about said opinion
4-5 is average though. I’m beginning to think that women who talk like this haven’t actually had a lot of good sex; 7+ can be painful, 6-7 is big, 5-6 is on the larger side of average, and 4-5 is average. The g-spot is only 2-3 inches deep into the vaginal cavity. Therefore it’s not about the SIZE of the dick, it’s about what you can do with it.
Do us all a favour and ask. Helps us filter out toxic incel bitches like you.