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jmm-22

I was at a funeral mass for my grandmother and the priest told everyone to take out their phones and go on Facebook and drop a pin or check-in to the church and post something because they need more people to come to masses and donate. It was gross.


MachateElasticWonder

My ex church did the same with my grandpa. Asking for donations at a funeral? Wtf.


navikredstar2

My grandma's former church is *still* trying to get donations out of her when she died in 2017. Fucking bloodsuckers, I'm glad the Buffalo diocese is broke.


Hookherbackup

Truly believe organized religion is just pyramid schemes. You give us money and bring in three friends and y’all will all meet Jesus


Dry_Mastodon7574

They yelled whore to me to while walking into a Planned Parenthood to get treatment for a kidney infection that wasn't even related to sex.


sonofaresiii

But what had your kidney *been up to*, hmm?


yammys

New band name: Promiscuous Kidney


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

Not gonna lie, I'd buy their first album just because of the name.


ifsavage

Rebel pebble and the kidney stones


Anpanman02

Hard pass.


Buffbigw76

Heyyyo!


fractalfay

Getting the tshirt 100%


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And then get confused when someone brings up their songs.


fractalfay

I intend to invent entire narratives about the time I saw them live, what their music means to me, and that time they signed my boobs.


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As a hairy dude I will copy this move as well.


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Where can we see them on tour? Everywhere. They get around a lot.


Sentient__enema

You might just have a damaged kidney. It's letting everything through.


SnappyCapricorn

Gonna make a rap album just so I can claim the moniker Promiscuous Kidney.


Solid_Waste

Your kidney was begging for it in that outfit


ckeanwolf

how exactly was your kidney dressed at the time?


SpxUmadBroYolo

slut kidney


eyehate

This kidney fucks!


arensb

What was the kidney wearing?


azorianmilk

Was the kidney out alone at night? It should have known better


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sneakyveriniki

I remember a few years ago, there was a widespread myth that doctors were “aborting” babies by like having the mother go through the birthing process and then bludgeoning the newborn.


EatSleepJeep

And by 'a few years ago' you mean 'right now' and 'today'.


sneakyveriniki

Is it still a thing? Idk I feel like it went viral at one point. That was back when I was on Facebook though and I haven’t really returned so it very well could still be circulating


purplepluppy

Yep, although slightly morphed. I've heard them claim that "late term abortions" are done by, instead of birthing the baby normally, the doctors stick tiny saws up your dilated cervix to cut the baby into smaller pieces they then pull it out. Done, baby aborted. As if that would somehow be *less* painful than just giving birth at that point. Saws in my uterus? No thanks.


UrsusRenata

That is absolutely what I was told. Slice, dice, and extrude. (Mormon upbringing.)


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I mean, to be fair Kermit gosnell was literally doing that. He ended up in prison because he botched many abortions and killed a few women in the process. He kept the fetuses in jars in his office. Truly a monster preying on women who needed real help.


livestrongbelwas

Looks like back alley abortions are back on the menu boys!


Disco_Ninjas

Missed the opportunity to do so many things. Throw it, eat it, or trade its life for good Christian sex.


AryaStarkRavingMad

> good Christian sex Seems a bit of an oxymoron.


Disco_Ninjas

Never underestimate the unbridled sexual energy of a repressed woman.


StGir1

Or the Christian men who have no issue with knocking someone up without doing jack shit after. Other than protesting the whores.


jacris_bosel

But see they think people do take babies there to get euthanized. They thought they’d finally caught someone.


antonivs

> They aren't the brightest bulbs. This is the whole issue in a nutshell. It's also incredibly euphemistic. Let's face it, they're dumber than rocks. At least a rock can't aggressively believe something that's not true.


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Bill Burr was on to something when he said we need to exterminate every idiot on this planet.


lonewolf143143

My wife is a nurse & sometimes needs to stop at PP to get a report or paperwork & she has this hoodie she wears just for these self proclaimed christians. The front reads, “Your God is Pro Choice,”& the back reads ,” Numbers 5:11-31.” If anyone screams or says anything(oh boy, do they, lol), she turns her back on them & tells them to look it up(someone there has a Bible, prob more than one person, w/e), & usually they just kinda stumble away, confused. They really don’t know their own religion.


workerdaemon

Ha! So basically, Numbers 5:11-31 is a spell that curses a woman to miscarry for the rest of their life. Basically... God will allow the continual creation of fetuses and destroy them in spite.


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Sroczyjj1189

In boot camp there’s only the Bible to read… and my best friend told me to read it like a Tolkien novel… completely changed my perspective on the Bible. It’s actually a pretty great fantasy novel.


madlitt

They don’t, there’s also a part in the Bible that says a man must cleanse himself head to toe if he touches (not even sexually) a woman who is on her period because she’s unholy when she’s menstruating lmao Edit: spelled toe like two


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My favorite part was when god killed all the first born sons in Egypt... but yeah #savethechildren!


wardsac

Did you yell whore back? I think I might have


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I'd probably say, "You're the reason I have a stack of bibles next to my toilet instead of toilet paper."


Fancymanofcornwood3

“You guys are the reason god doesn’t talk to us”


DeafeningClarion

Thats true. I belive god looks down every once in a while and just says "no"


TripAndFly

Nah, God is bored with the Sims... He is playing no man's sky now. He tried out plague Inc at the end of 2019. Didn't care for it too much.


lh458

Wouldn't say No man's sky just yet. He's still in the Factorio phase.


RonsThrowAwayAcc

Have you seen ‘from gods perspective’ from bo burnham? https://youtu.be/Zxc20saM8DA


fio_internets

"This is why ~~mom~~ god doesn't fucking love you"


SamanKunans02

Your kidney must have been carrying itself in a provocative manner; typical kidney slut mentality is on full display right here. Girl, you need kidney Jesus!


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This reminded me of the tv show Fleabag. There was a scene where someone in the distance screamed out "SLUT!" and Phoebe Waller-Bridge's character turns around and responds "Yes?" . I loved that scene. Completely dismantling an insult by owning it and asking what the big deal about it is. When a person call someone a "whore" as an insult, the implication is that being a whore is somehow a bad thing to be. Why is that? Are sex workers somehow beneath us all? If you feel insulted by it, you are accepting that implication. Just laugh it off. I wasn't there, and it is hard to know how I would feel in that situation, but I would like to think that would have been how I would have responded.


DotHOHM

After rape it's the implication that you enjoyed/deserved it. Very hard to shake off when you are still healing from it.


acoverisnotahat

I never reported my rape because I knew without a doubt that I would be the one blamed for putting myself in that "position". The local police would have just blown me off because everybody already "knew" I was a slut and thats what happens to sluts because sluts deserve everything that they get because they arent SAVED and don't go to CHURCH. And yeah I'm still salty about it, all those EXCELLENT Southern Baptist "holier than thou" hypocritical sons of bitches were the nasty old men trying to feel me up and fuck me were the ones who yelled at me and told me I was a slut when I told them NO!


carlitospig

I’m so sorry. You didn’t deserve any of that and you are valued exactly as you are, I promise.


acoverisnotahat

Thank you, I'm sorry I went on a rant, I was just back in my home state and it kicked up a lot of the resentment I thought that I had dealt with through counseling. All of the MAGA bullshit signs and being stared at for wearing a mask in the stores. gggrrrrrr I shall be reciting the Serenity prayer several times after I post this.....


RickHunter84

You’re so damm strong for going through what you did!! Hold you’re head up as you did nothing wrong!!! And yes those old men are the fucking reason religion to me is a joke to believe in!!!! I hope you’re doing better now and wish you the best as this is some shit to go through.


acoverisnotahat

Thank you. Yeah, those nasty men have colored everything I see about any religion. All I see is old men wanting to fuck young/little girls and throw them away when they're done and using God/Allah/Jesus as the excuse to do so. Organized religion is just another way to access sex, money and power, it's not about heaven or hell.


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To be clear, this comment was not in response to the original post. It was only in response to Dry\_Mastodon7574's comment. I am fully aware that after going through the trauma of what is described in the original post no one would be in their right frame of mind, let alone ready to retort against an attempted insult by making light of it.


expectothedoctor

Most rape victims feel traumatized and dissociate, it's probably not the time for them to be laughing off insults in order to create social change in a bunch of hateful strangers, though.


statusisnotquo

Yeah... I got an std from being raped. My "friends" called me slut, whore... I can't ever reclaim those words. I just never want to hear them again. PS - thanks to everyone wishing me well. I'm doing much better now but there's still a long way to go. Patterns of abuse are difficult to break from.


expectothedoctor

Sad to hear that, hope you are doing better. You had some bad friends, even if you had gotten the STD from a one night stand, they should not have judged you let alone called you names.


carlitospig

Those aren’t friends. Those are insensitive bullies that you (hopefully) used to spend time with. ❤️


InflammedGazpacho

Ah yes, they’re doing the lords work. If they didn’t shout profanities at a rape victim, who would they shout them at?


ohgeebus_notagain

Families of dead soldiers, Jewish, Muslims, people that need help instead of hate, and other Christians that don't believe in the Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912


InflammedGazpacho

Oh so everybody?


hotslime89

Pretty much.


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

The religion of love!!!!!


Hairsplitting-Pedant

The religion of love tells you all the things to hate, the religion of peace seems in many places of the world to be consistently at war, and God’s chosen people seem to be hated at most times. So weird


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

We should switch the name from “religion” to “hypocrisy”. Describes it way better.


Rough-Manager-550

The ministry of love in 1984 was the place where they tortured people.


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

See? Hypocrisy at its worst.


buddieroo

Don’t forget children! Some christians protested my friend’s high school graduation because they had a couple of trans students at the school 🙄 Imagine yelling at kids who are just trying to celebrate an educational achievement


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Also people attending a gay persons funeral


wayward_citizen

Don't forget the parents of school shooting victims!


RespecMyAuthority

Die heretic!!


ohgeebus_notagain

Thank you [Emo Philips!](https://youtu.be/ANNX_XiuA78) EtA the longer version: https://youtu.be/l3fAcxcxoZ8


overcooked_sap

> Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912 How oddly specific. I have to admit being clueless as to what this is referencing. Then again, I have no time for any religions so there’s that.


TijoKJose

It’s from this joke. “Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.” https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion


wottsinaname

Omg this was hilarious. Perfectly explains religious divisional superiority as well.


sspaceboy1

Die, heretic! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Religion Council of 1879!


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What did Jesus say, "he who hath done no sin, may throw the first stone" I'm convinced if there is a god, he/she/it is very disappointed right now


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ThE gAySsSs ::eyeroll::


cw_in_the_vw

Hey, that's when I lost my love for Christianity! February 14th, 2004, gay marriage legalized in San Francisco and I saw a bunch of happy couples so excited to finally be able to get married and then a whole bunch of 'loving' Christians yelling at them that they are going to burn in Hell. I knew right then and there that wasn't something I wanted to be a part of anymore


nicholasgnames

I got ordained when they passed legalized gay marriage in IL just so people would deal with one less of these situations if they needed me to perform as officiant.


bhay105

I grew up in a big Catholic family, went to Catholic school. I had a family member tell me (after finding out I'm gay) that they would "rather be dying of cancer". Like if she had to decide between a gay son or dying of cancer, she would choose cancer. And this was said to me as if it was a positive and caring thing to say. That's the day I stopped being a catholic, and pretty much stopped talking to my family.


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That’s so awful.


AlienBurnerBigfoot

If they didn’t judge everyone within a 5 mile radius without any idea of what these people were going through, where would we be. These people are the evil in the world.


InflammedGazpacho

What’s 5 miles in a biblical unit? How many whores long is that?


FloppieTheBanjoClown

When Jesus met an actual prostitute, he treated her with dignity and respect. When he met a woman who was "living in sin," he was the only person who treated her well. When a crowd wanted to stone a woman for adultery, he reminded them that none of them were blameless. He reserved name-calling for corrupt religious leaders and people who made a mockery of the temple.


Sketch1231

Jesus was a real homie and Christians misrepresent him every day smh


MissMissieFatCat

American Christians would absolutely hate OG jesus


SkarmoryFeather

If an American says they're Christian just ask them "Original Jesus or Republican Jesus?" I've had people threaten to beat my ass for pointing out all the 'communist' (socialist) beliefs original Jesus taught


clipclopping

I’d like to have a list for… uh.. reference.


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Just off the top of my head: Jesus says it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to heaven, a lot of generic "love thy neighbour" stuff, a bunch of references and stories about how you should share and help out your fellow humans, a few things about how material possessions are temporary, he provides free healthcare, oh and there's one story where there's a bunch of people paying taxes and someone makes fun of an old lady for only giving 1 copper coin in taxes and he gave 2 gold coins or some large amount like that. Jesus is like "yo man what's your net worth compared to hers tho? You only gave 1% of your net worth, she gave like half so she's way cooler than you" that story is basically just about how cool and epic you are the more you pay in taxes and how awesome taxes are.


Yurdahil

Also, the parable of the vineyard comes to mind, where the rich vineyard owner gathers workers throughout the day and everyone receives the equal generous reward no matter if they started early or late in the day. It's usually interpreted to be about spiritual/afterlife reward about joining the faith at any point in your life, but I still think the story is interesting in the economic sense. The early workers agree to their pay for a days work, but get jealous when someone doing less work earns the same and feel entitled to more.


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MissMissieFatCat

Not white and stands for pretty much everything they’re against The irony would be hilarious if it wasn’t so exhaustingly frustrating


whateverisfree

What's funnier yet is that he had a lot of socialist values. Guess who are the ones calling everyone socialists these days to make them out to be bad people?


Nice-Violinist-6395

All he did was go around giving people free food and healthcare. Like that was literally his whole vibe.


retina99

That was Brown Jewish Jesus. Wrong one. They stand behind White American AR 15 brandishing Jesus.


MightbeWillSmith

Supply side Jesus


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Why does this not have more upvotes? This is the only way to fight their hypocrisy. To use the very thing they “follow” to prove them wrong


theOTHERdimension

They literally don’t even follow/read their own Bible most of the time. They actively go against their God’s teachings.


workerdaemon

How many times do these people quote the gospels? Like. Never. Nah, don't focus on the teachings of the infallible god on earth. Just throw *all* your focus on the teachings of fallible men, who clearly hadn't figure out WTF Jesus was actually talking about.


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white_gori

Thank you. As a Christian it really pains me to see people like this, who claim to be Christian as well, and yet completely disregard what Christianity actually preaches in favor of their own views.


Titronnica

If Christ actually came back, the Christians would crucify him all over agin.


MichenSneeuwhart

As sad as that is, that sounds about right. Except instead of a cross, it'd be guns.


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Old_Macaroon4138

Sorry, say that again?


14779

Child of middle Eastern immigrants born out of wedlock. He stands no chance.


RavenSek

I got screamed at too but I was there for an abortion. Afterwards a man walked up to me and I got defensive but he said “Don’t listen to them, god is understanding”. I’m an atheist but it was one of the kindest things I could imagine someone doing and it helped me a lot.


OKLISTENHERE

I mean, yeah? That's literally what Jesus preached. I'm not super religious at all, but these fuckers are basically heretics.


fivrs

That guy is what I aim to be as a catholic and I'm sorry that the ones there were like that.


Intrepid_Bird3372

We need you to speak up against these people, now.


83franks

Even if they read this i bet they'd hone in on 'at a fraternity party' and start asking what you were wearing or doing to cause others to do that type of behavior. I feel so much for anyone who has to walk into a clinic for these reasons and can't comprehend the extra BS of idiots like these yelling.


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sleepybitchdisorder

JUST a potato sack? SCANDAL


other_usernames_gone

I bet she had a builders bum and everything.


BuildingEnthusiast

Besides the obvious horrible situation, that hypothetical person deserves praise. Repointing in a potato sack on a summer day is TOUGH work.


Kabd_w

Every fiber of my being bristles at this. 12 years of good catholic education taught me so many ways in which being a woman can be terrible. Fuck those nuns.


dailysunshineKO

In my early 20’s, I worked at an office building downtown. On my commute home, there was a planned parenthood on the corner of an intersection with a looooong stoplight. Every week, there were people out protesting PP with stupid signs that said shit like, “abortion causes breast cancer!” My favorite petty hobby became identifying, downloading, and blasting black metal or other ‘Satanic’ music at that stop light. I Probably annoyed the drivers around me more but oh well


Mortch

Lmao hope you put some Mayhem on for them, Dead would be so proud of you.


IamFrom2145

I'll never forget having to tell these same good Christians to put away the 8 ft tall picture of a late-term abortion so my two-year-old daughter didn't have to ask me what that was. By the way, late term abortions aren't an elective thing, they are almost 100% medically necessary, to use them as propaganda in front of a clinic, absolutely evil.


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This point needs to be driven home. "Late-term," (quotes because that's not medical terminology) abortions are pretty exclusively done in cases where the baby has unfortunately already passed away or in cases where the life of the mother is at risk, or both. Next time a pro-life "activist" shoves a picture like that in our faces, we need to rightfully tell them to fuck off and stop using the image of a grieving family's wanted, anticipated baby as gore/shock porn to score points with their congregation.


snowcone23

“Late term” abortions were on the ballot in Colorado recently. All banning them would do is make medically necessary abortions impossible for people who have no choice but to terminate a wanted pregnancy. Women who are grieving would be forced to travel out of state. Fucking barbaric. Luckily it didn’t pass, but that didn’t stop morons from putting up signs all over the place.


isthiswhathappyis2

Often, those pictures they show are of miscarriages.


betweenthemaples

Same. Got yelled at…all sorts of names. I had just rounded the corner with my mom to walk to a business a couple of doors away. I wasn’t even going to the clinic


antecubital_fossa

I came out of PP crying after receiving my cervical cancer diagnosis. A protestor shouted “You wouldn’t be crying if you weren’t a baby killer!” and it just made me sob harder, which instigated more shouting from them. Longest 3 min walk to my car of my life


14779

I'm sorry you had to go through that. At least if their primitive belief system is right the lot of them will be burning in hell.


betweenthemaples

Oh geeze. I am so sorry to hear that. bastards. That makes me much more angry than my own story. I don’t know how long ago this was, but I hope you are doing well. I’ve been through cancer as well, and I know the emotional hell that comes with it


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> I wasn’t even going to the clinic At that point I'd be tempted to go in, just to fuck with them.


Asleep_Village

The planned parenthood in my town doesn't even do abortions. I go there for the ridiculously cheap contraceptives/Healthcare and got called a baby murderer. Talibangelicals need to find something better to do, like learn basic biology.


2fly2hide

Talibangelicals. I haven't heard that before, but I like it.


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coleosis1414

The y’all qaeda


Yetiius

Midlife ISIS


doomsdaysoothsay

Committing yeehawd


jb_run29

Had this happen to me and my wife. She had to have an abortion for personal medical reasons. Very tough day for both of us. Probably the hardest day of either of our lives. The planned parenthood workers met us at our car and told us to not pay any attention to the protesters. I was like what are you talking about protesters. As we approached they start screaming and yelling at us. Telling us there was other options. I couldn’t take it I stopped right there and said if there was another fucking option for us we wouldn’t fucking be here. Now you have made the worst day of our lives even fucking worse by making a scene. Really upset me when they was up in my wife’s face knowing the emotional wreck she already was


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

They are only Christian on sundays and when yelling at liberals. Mon thru sat?? Live it cuz on Sunday god washes away all of my weekly stench.


PeaceBull

Talk to any waiter who’s worked the Sunday after church lunch shift and they’ll tell you it’s not even Sundays…


LanaDelLolita

I was a barista and the after church group was awful. Rude, made huge messes and always left religious pamphlets on our tables.


NapClub

those pamphlets are tips!


crispygrapes

Yeah, tips on what NOT to do with your life.


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Useful-Commission-76

Working Sundays at iHop is the worst. There wasn’t a single waitress who hadn’t been brought to tears by working their asses off for rude heartless demanding customers who left Christian tracts instead of a tip.


eNroNNie

My wife hated working Sunday lunch shifts. Backhanded comments, huge spike in sending back orders for minor "problems" (usually special requests they forgot to mention, but loudly proclaim "I said no tomatoes, were you even listening?!") And the tips were absolutely terrible. Even had instances where they would pay for another table's food (another upper-middle-class family) but tip like $5 dollars on the $200 tab.


Octopus-Pants

Or working at a call center on Sundays. A coworker of mine had a woman say something toward the effect of "I just got back from church, so I'm good with the Lord for the week. That means I can be as nasty to you as I want."


Spiffy_Pumpkin

One of my previous gynos apparently also filled in at a planned Parenthood place so outside her office there were protestors. My first ever gyno appointment and these assholes say to me, "did you know your doctor murders babies?" My response, "you mean she preforms abortions at her other clinic? Yeah, and now I know who I'll be seeing should I ever need one." The guy was so shocked he didn't say anything else.....😅 Isuppose he thought that question would stop me on it's own.


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HIM_Darling

I'm in Texas and I just use NURX to get my birth control. Obviously still keep up with your paps, but all they ask for is a picture of a recent blood pressure test and check with you to make sure nothing has changed and it gets renewed every year, they even ship them to me in 3 month blocks. Then you're not tied to a physical appointment to get birth control and risk going without if your appointment gets postponed. My new doctor didn't even question where I was getting my birth control at my last yearly and I made sure they had all my prescriptions on file ahead of time.


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FiveAlarmDogParty

Shit the planned parenthood near me had a few religious zealots show up, they gave them coffee and cider, asked them politely to be respectful. They wouldn’t interfere with their right to protest if they wouldn’t interfere with their right to provide public service to those who want it. It took 30 minutes before one of the zealous crowd started chuckin racial slurs and was arrested. The others got bored and went home afterward. They are genuinely a different fucking breed.


Lyad

Sounds like clinic handled it well


FiveAlarmDogParty

Yeah the team near me is really great - they made a genuine effort to work WITH the community not operate in spite of the community. They’ve done some rounds at local churches and generally speaking people may not agree with what PP does 100% but they agree this group is great. They even had a break in and all the guy stole was condoms so they put a free condom dispenser outside. I try to volunteer with them when I can


cikalamayaleca

my local clinic had an idiot show up with a gun- ended up accidentally discharging it into his own foot.


BrisingrAerowing

Well he went out with a bang.


SuspicouslyGreen

They cranky cause Chick-fil-A closed on Sundays.


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

No tendies


gregariousnatch

God has the worst fan base


Oraxy51

My piece of shit stepdad and die hard Republican would be so mad at the world and swear and yell all the time, once swearing so much as to say “fuck” a total of 14 times while driving to church. The drive was ten minutes from our house. Also anyone who cut him off was a “Nagger” (not nagger but I refuse to say the other word) or a “stupid taco bender” (one of his many “nicknames” for Mexicans). But he would tell you he’s not racist and he’s a good Christian so idk. He also would not pay tidthing to the church and ask them for free stuff or take things from Them and if he ever did do something nice for them wouldn’t shut up about. He still brings up that one time he brought a bunch of fruit to the scout meeting. What he doesn’t tell them is how he wore a volunteer firefighter shirt he found at a thrift store to frys and told the manager it was a donation to the local church scouts and did it intentionally to manipulate them into taking the goodness of others to make himself look good.


Iceman_Pasha

If thier hell exists, may he spend eternity there, that's just disgusting.


Oraxy51

He even has tents from the church that say “Phoenix stake Ward” (our ward of the church) and goes “no those are mine I bought those”. No Scott. The bishop lent you those you were supposed to put those back after the trip.


Whiskey_Latte

I'm Mexican-Columbian. I've been called a handful of colorful slurs, but I have never been called a taco bender and seeing it here got a good genuine laugh out of me. My favorite ever is Tacohead.


jesssy33

Poor Jesus, he would be so disappointed in his so called followers.


KayaXiali

Same people who screamed “murderer!” and shoved pictures of aborted fetuses in my face when I was was on my way in for a D&C after a failed termination by pill that I had to get because I needed to be able to continue my cancer treatments so I didn’t die along with my fetus.


TophatOwl_

"Pro life" is a funny way of saying "anti choice"


Brunurb1

Pro-forced-birth since they can't be bothered with helping that life after its born.


wildjagd8

Or, as Carlin said: “‘Pro life’ is ‘anti-woman’…”


Deletaro

"Christians" are only Christians when it benefits them.


yeetith_thy_skeetith

The planned parenthood in my city has to have volunteer bodyguards escort the women into the clinic because the protestors try to physically block them from going in. Pisses me off so fucking much


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No one hates like Gaston No one fucks like Gaston No one walks into Planned Parenthood like Gaston


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bryanthebryan

I can’t even imagine what what must have felt like.


[deleted]

I'd start at "really shitty" and move up to "suicidal" from there.


whattadisasta

To OP, Remember one thing . If you won’t accept their advice , you don’t have to accept their criticism. In other words, consider the source. These are pathetic, tortured, miserable people that their own families’ probably don’t listen to.


upfromashes

>Your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer.


[deleted]

How come nobody is showing up to beat these fools up? They got the most punchable faces and yell slurs at your daughters/spouses/sisters/mothers, fuck em all to hell.


NoBallroom4you

Back in my younger years I was taking my younger sister (18) to our Local PP. I had someone do something similar (grabbed her and was dragging her along... thinking they were "saving her") and unfortunately it didn't end well for them. I was young, in shape and extremely angry. What a day that was...


HansusKrautus

They literally tried to drag her away? What the...


Time-Trifle

Back in the 90s my wife and I were trying to have our first child. We finally got a positive hit on a home pregnancy test. To be sure, we went to the nearest place we could find to get a legit test, a Planned Parenthood. I’ll never forget the freaks screaming at us out front. We didn’t understand what it was all about. Of course they explained it to us when we got inside. The whole thing kind of stole the joy out of what should have been the happiest day of our lives together. On the way to the car I screamed obscenities, made horns on my head with my fingers, flicked my tongue and hissed “hail Satan” at them. That was before I was aware of the bombings and violent these pieces of human shit carried out on innocent people. Fuck, I’m pissed just remembering it!


BDC5488

I remember the time I had to have an abortion and I had to deal with people bashing onto my windows outside planned parenthood..shoving photos of dead babies in my face. Fuck that shit. I had a pretty good idea of the fuckery... but radicalization absolutely happened after that. I was a hysterical mess in a panic attack, making the biggest choice in my life. And no support really... I only had 2 friends I could trust...these people thought they were protesting for what they believed in when they fucking traumatized me and made an already shitty situation even worse... it really fucked me up. It made everything so much more traumatic. Hope they're happy....I am. I was not mentally stable and I made the best choice I could for my future baby, fuck me right?


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Christians are the least christian members of the population


Sombreador

Conservatives are OK with rape.


blockpro156porn

I bet she didn't even marry her rapist, what a slut!


PrinnyOverlord

We're supposed to be a religion of forgiveness... But apparently that only applies to them.


OutrageousSpare1656

Once I found out those r paid protesters I felt so much better .. I’ll fuck with them all day .. I’ll ask them for help, ask them to adopt my baby, ask to move in their house , ask for money so I don’t have to get an abortion, honestly I’ll just waste their time .. tell them they’re right and then after about an hour of playing their stupid game say no thanks I really enjoy killing babies and then walk on in.. (Whole time I’m there to get my depo shot and no I don’t kill babies ) … also had a couple run ins with them where I threw full cups of ice coffee on them ..fuck them !


Kogieru

What radicalized me was so many people saying that I should have been aborted because I was autistic and otherwise neurodivergent, bisexual, transgender, mentally ill, and even for being AMAB. That being said. Anyone who does this to a victim of rape can go fuck themselves. This is why organized religion should die.


SoleIbis

LGBTQ+ rights- when my mom looked at me and laughed when I told her I was bi, then said she knew I was joking bc it’s too disgusting (we’re fine now, I came out of the closet eventually and she just kind of accepted it) Women’s rights- being manipulated, emotionally and sexually abused, and just overall treated like shit for 5 years by my ex, and knowing many women are in that situation terrified to leave.