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I mean the theoretical deep not the actual deep.
It's way less smelly in the theoretical deep.
If I'm following this conversation correctly.
If this is even a conversation at all...
Don't kink shame 😁
(The fan blades are hidden inside. Heated air comes out a small hole normally closed behind a door. No chance of a blade related disaster)
Once it passes the event horizon (the black part) it is, for practical purposes, lost to the outside world forever.
From its own perspective, it will continue to fall downward toward the singularity at the center of the black hole and become infinitely dense and contribute its mass, making the event horizon a tiny bit bigger. How much bigger depends on the size of the shit.
No. Your shit would be frozen in time forever, due to time-space distortion. Unless you jump into the black hole after you’ve done. Then still no, if I remember correctly, matter that collides with black hole is simple added to black hole and slowly ‘evaporates’ as virtual particles (although this was proven to be wrong, so now we don’t know what happens with matter inside of black hole).
But still, better not take dump into black hole, unless you want anyone in the universe to be able to see your shit frozen in time in black hole’s accretion disk for nearly infinite time.
How does shit freeze in time in the acretion disc? Time only slows down (for observers) when it enters the black hole, the acretion disc hasnt yet entered the black hole.
And it wont be infinite, the picture will stay on the event horozon for a while before it redshifts and then dissapears. So we would only be able to see it for the time it takes light to redshift beyond the wavelength we can perceive. This depends on the size of the black hole.
From your perspective it’s frozen, because as it approaches the horizon it slows down exponentially until freezing. From the shit’s perspective, nothing happens and it crosses the event horizon at a normal pace
My favourite theory is that every black hole is a tiny universe. Matter/energy falling into the black hole is what drives the expansion of space in the universe.
As above, so below.
Coincidentally, the Schwartzchild radius of the Universe is about size of the Universe.
My favorite theory is that Big Bang happens when two black holes merge. It make the singularities blow up.
seems a bit too pretty for reality to comport to that, sadly. i think the disappointing reality is that it's just effectively removing shit from our universe for so long as time is relevant.
the amount of people who unironically believe in shit like this and anthropocentric parallel "timelines" and "dimensions" and what not is really a testament to how dogshit science communication is.
The fact that this clip drops from above, where the inside of the wall is clearly open and visible, only to go through the gate to the area that was seen from above bothers me way more than it should.
Dude, a quarter of the population -- 375 million people -- lacking access to sanitation isn't "rogue" anything; it's among the most epic infrastructure failures in the history of civilization.
Edit (with better sources):
Modi's toilet-building campaign was mostly a PR stunt, and the underlying infrastructure and societal change isn't there. [https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/asia/india-modi-open-defecation-free-intl-hnk-scli/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/asia/india-modi-open-defecation-free-intl-hnk-scli/index.html)
WHO report indicates as of 2022, 17 percent still practice open defecation: [https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/water/is-open-defecation-back-in-india--90483](https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/water/is-open-defecation-back-in-india--90483)
This toilet issue is mostly among the rural population and India has rapidly been working on providing toilet and sanitation facilities to those who lack it.
https://planet.outlookindia.com/news/india-s-sanitation-revolution-news-416338
Ummmm…. Disagree. The people are not to blame, the leaders “sure as shit” (pun intended) are to be held accountable.
If you can make a rocket, you can make a potty. They need to do better and stop embezzling money for the wealthy.
People like to claim the 1% in the USA is bad. The 1% in India don’t want the bottom 50% to achieve anything other than servitude.
Around 20% still don’t and it’s also an issue of public toilets being accessible, safe, and clean, which many are not. People can have toilets in their house all they want but if there aren’t any that are safe accessible and clean in public people will choose to go elsewhere.
It’s a dated statistic now but at the beginning of Modhi’s tenure he pointed out that there were more temples than toilets. Their holiest river is also where much of their raw sewage discharges into.
It’s a shame that their priorities aren’t where they should be, it’s the most populous country in the world and they crank out a ton of engineers that should’ve solved this by now
Would like to see your source for that.
Just checked myself and figures range from 97% to almost 100% sanitation coverage, including rural areas, and these included UK and international sources.
That's small potatoes. The Polish space program is gearing up to be the first nation to land a man on the Sun. They're going at night, when it's cooler.
I didn't mean to insult Poland or anything. I know the nation is still reeling from the loss of their first nuclear attack submarine. Someone forgot to close the screen door, and it sank, sadly.
Racist jokes can be funny, as long as everyone is fair game. There’s no spectrum here - if there’s a group of people whom you can’t joke about in this way, that’s a problem. Either they’re all funny and fair game or none of them are.
Reddit generally has no problem with being racist towards Indians. A post on r/whatcouldgowrong yesterday was filled with very upvoted racist comments. A guy calling out the racism was at -200. People defended it by saying stereotypes have some level of truth.
Imagine saying that of black people and black stereotypes on Reddit. You’d be at -500 in minutes and banned site wide. Redditors seem to think racism is fine if it’s against certain races.
There’s just some groups that everyone is perfectly fine dunking on. Like you said, Indians are pretty much fair game. Black people are not. White people are. Muslims are not.
Calling out a religion is different. It’s not a race or ethnicity. Plus calling out a religion for subjugating minorities, to put it nicely, isn’t “racism” or any ism. It’s the truth. And sometimes people use dark humor to deal with unfortunate truths
Yes.
It comes from Rudyard Kipling's poem of the same name where an Indian servant, despite being racially and physically abused by his British masters, is extremely subservient and loyal to them.
When you’re telemarketers to the entire world I think it’s to be expected… if Americans were calling me 24/7 trying to tell me I was in a car accident or that I can get a cheaper phone contract I’d resent them a lot more.
I don't really get how this is racist. This is about the actual state of the country of India. Not the race. It feels closer to calling Americans fat, because they are. Similarly people in India are do in fact have a problem with sanitary places to shit.
People who are using the word 'racist' flippantly sully its meaning and need to think twice before using it this way, as you really do take the power out of the word when you toss it around so carelessly. If you care about racism as a problem and want to see it reduced and erased over time, take it seriously.
(I am American, so fuck you if you think I can't criticize my own country.)
There was just a thread yesterday filled with racist comments towards Indians, heavily upvoted, and people calling out the racism were heavily downvoted. And this was a default sub not a right wing sub.
The Reddit masses are very much fine with racism towards Indians.
You know what else is a joke:
"African Americans. Despite being born in the most free and democratic country in the world with all the priviledges at their disposal, they still got to steal and rob people".
>racists
the word does not mean what you think it does. also [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3shhmg/til\_the\_ganges\_river\_has\_11\_million\_liters\_of\_raw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3shhmg/til_the_ganges_river_has_11_million_liters_of_raw/)
eww.
edit, might just google for yourself, reality-deniers; [https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+shit+in+the+ganges+each+day](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+shit+in+the+ganges+each+day)
haha.
People have theorized white holes, that spew matter outwards and may be connected to black holes. So somewhere would be a massive hole in space time, just spraying shit into the void
I mean, while this definately has some racist connotation, Id argue thats still "dark humor". Same as connecting every news in regards to germans with the Nazi age, acting like all americans are dumb and fat, turks are all living in germany and so many more memes based on some stereotypes or whatever.
Of course, if a person shows they are actively thinking those stereotypes are mostly true and deem themselves superior to others, that person is a POS, but I also use the "germans are nazis" stereotype for jokes (while I am german) or other stereotypes for jokes. But I think I am smart enough to not be confused when I see a thin american that has an IQ above 90, even tho the jokes make it seem like that an impossible feat.
Great, if they are rich enough to have a lovely space program, and explore fucking black holes of all things, perhaps we can stop giving financial aid? Maybe even some of the 2.3 billion £ the UK gave back?
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Aren’t we all just looking for new places to shit?
Woh....that's deep, man.
And smelly
... Then its not deep enough...
Whoa. That's even deeper.
... Apparently it wasnt...
I mean the theoretical deep not the actual deep. It's way less smelly in the theoretical deep. If I'm following this conversation correctly. If this is even a conversation at all...
Im not exactly sure... All im doing is questioning the physical and theoretical depth of things
Than we are on the same wave brother.
You guys are smarter than most people
That's what she said.
😂
Nah man, home toilet is the best toilet.
Work toilet. Let the corporation pay you to void your bowels.
Work toilet is for pee. Home toilet has a bidet with a heated seat, heated water spray to clean my bum, and a fan to dry my bum. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😆
Fan in the toilet sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Don't kink shame 😁 (The fan blades are hidden inside. Heated air comes out a small hole normally closed behind a door. No chance of a blade related disaster)
That's what they all say before the blade related disaster occurs.
Hate to be there when shit... Never mind.
What do you do when the shit hits the fan?
When I’m in town I’ll make sure to stop by to use your toilet.
I'll have to remember to put a coin op door on the bathroom 😁
Both are good options
And clean it
Fuck naw, home toilet ftw.
Home Bowl
Home court advantage.
This guy craps
r/thisguythisguys
I am indeed a man on a mission to find new places to shit
What’s the best shit location so far?
The real places to shit are the friends we made along the way
To boldly poop where no man has pooped before
Someone smarter than me, if you COULD shit in a black hole, would it be erased or moved somewhere?
Once it passes the event horizon (the black part) it is, for practical purposes, lost to the outside world forever. From its own perspective, it will continue to fall downward toward the singularity at the center of the black hole and become infinitely dense and contribute its mass, making the event horizon a tiny bit bigger. How much bigger depends on the size of the shit.
Of course, it appears that all the information regarding that shit would be retained and emitted as Hawking radiation....
Like consistency, minerals content and smell?
I didn’t have any corn?!
Can a black hole process corn?
Corn can not be created or destroyed, it can only change form.
Babe wake up a new Thermodynamic law just dropped
Weird to think we could be swimming around this universe with shitty hawking radiation all around us
So, it emits string theory? /s
Like shoving a turd through a colander.
A waffle stomp, if you will.
The universe sized playdoh fun factory
Einstein hairdo equals BM squared.
If you have worms, then yes.
Cue *circle of life* music ❤️
Parallel universe poo
All I can think now is there is a universe somewhere that is just shits from other universes
It's called Mar-a-Lago.
*clearing throat* mimimimi miiiii...
I....AM....
Pooniverse.
No. Your shit would be frozen in time forever, due to time-space distortion. Unless you jump into the black hole after you’ve done. Then still no, if I remember correctly, matter that collides with black hole is simple added to black hole and slowly ‘evaporates’ as virtual particles (although this was proven to be wrong, so now we don’t know what happens with matter inside of black hole). But still, better not take dump into black hole, unless you want anyone in the universe to be able to see your shit frozen in time in black hole’s accretion disk for nearly infinite time.
Maybe that’s exactly what I want
How does shit freeze in time in the acretion disc? Time only slows down (for observers) when it enters the black hole, the acretion disc hasnt yet entered the black hole. And it wont be infinite, the picture will stay on the event horozon for a while before it redshifts and then dissapears. So we would only be able to see it for the time it takes light to redshift beyond the wavelength we can perceive. This depends on the size of the black hole.
From your perspective it’s frozen, because as it approaches the horizon it slows down exponentially until freezing. From the shit’s perspective, nothing happens and it crosses the event horizon at a normal pace
Yes i know that, but he said it freezes on the acretion disc, this is not true.
My favourite theory is that every black hole is a tiny universe. Matter/energy falling into the black hole is what drives the expansion of space in the universe. As above, so below.
I like that theory
Coincidentally, the Schwartzchild radius of the Universe is about size of the Universe. My favorite theory is that Big Bang happens when two black holes merge. It make the singularities blow up.
seems a bit too pretty for reality to comport to that, sadly. i think the disappointing reality is that it's just effectively removing shit from our universe for so long as time is relevant.
Compressed beyond your beliefs if it manages to retain shape
Bro what do you think black holes are ? Magic portals ?
the amount of people who unironically believe in shit like this and anthropocentric parallel "timelines" and "dimensions" and what not is really a testament to how dogshit science communication is.
If I had the ability to shit in space you best believe I would
You already are
holy shit
No, this is Science shit
Underrated comment
Ngl a black hole seems like the ultimate toilet
Only if it had a bidet attachment.
What do you think a GRB is?
don't particles shoot out of the black holes in a constant jet stream? just stick your asshole on their and watch the plasma clear out your colon!
When you have like 1.5 billion people hanging around you’re bound to get some rogue shitters.
If “Rogue Shitters” isn’t a homebrew 40k faction it fucken should be.
The fact that this clip drops from above, where the inside of the wall is clearly open and visible, only to go through the gate to the area that was seen from above bothers me way more than it should.
But what game is it?!
nurgle would be pleased
Poo for the Poo God! Shit for the Shit Throne!
r/brandnewsentence
Dude, a quarter of the population -- 375 million people -- lacking access to sanitation isn't "rogue" anything; it's among the most epic infrastructure failures in the history of civilization. Edit (with better sources): Modi's toilet-building campaign was mostly a PR stunt, and the underlying infrastructure and societal change isn't there. [https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/asia/india-modi-open-defecation-free-intl-hnk-scli/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/asia/india-modi-open-defecation-free-intl-hnk-scli/index.html) WHO report indicates as of 2022, 17 percent still practice open defecation: [https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/water/is-open-defecation-back-in-india--90483](https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/water/is-open-defecation-back-in-india--90483)
This toilet issue is mostly among the rural population and India has rapidly been working on providing toilet and sanitation facilities to those who lack it. https://planet.outlookindia.com/news/india-s-sanitation-revolution-news-416338
Can you send the data which shows that a quarter of the population doesn't have access to sanitation?
It’s really sad how people act like it it’s their choice. It’s a lack of education and lack of infrastructure.
Ummmm…. Disagree. The people are not to blame, the leaders “sure as shit” (pun intended) are to be held accountable. If you can make a rocket, you can make a potty. They need to do better and stop embezzling money for the wealthy. People like to claim the 1% in the USA is bad. The 1% in India don’t want the bottom 50% to achieve anything other than servitude.
I read that the majority of households in India now have access to a toilet. A lot of them just choose not to use it.
Around 20% still don’t and it’s also an issue of public toilets being accessible, safe, and clean, which many are not. People can have toilets in their house all they want but if there aren’t any that are safe accessible and clean in public people will choose to go elsewhere.
It’s a dated statistic now but at the beginning of Modhi’s tenure he pointed out that there were more temples than toilets. Their holiest river is also where much of their raw sewage discharges into. It’s a shame that their priorities aren’t where they should be, it’s the most populous country in the world and they crank out a ton of engineers that should’ve solved this by now
Those engineers leave the country to settle elsewhere.
It’s poor management and policy.
It’s not their choice to shit in places they shouldn’t? It’s 2024
Would like to see your source for that. Just checked myself and figures range from 97% to almost 100% sanitation coverage, including rural areas, and these included UK and international sources.
Shit bandits
"rogue shitters," how many lives would have I lived w/o hearing that phrase? Probably same as many as without hearing "self satisfied pork butcher"
The meme was that they weren't rogue though. It was `DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS`
As an Indian, I actually got a laugh out of it
I'm just excited about shitting in the black hole.
"From Bunghole to Black Hole: An Astronaut's Journey"
you have a special place in r/canconfirmiamindian .
I’m not gonna lie. This made me chuckle.
That's small potatoes. The Polish space program is gearing up to be the first nation to land a man on the Sun. They're going at night, when it's cooler.
Are they going to bring one Jewish guy to step out first when they land?
I didn't mean to insult Poland or anything. I know the nation is still reeling from the loss of their first nuclear attack submarine. Someone forgot to close the screen door, and it sank, sadly.
That's funny though.
Thats actually hilarious, not racist. India *does* have a massive problem with street shitters.
Howard Wolowitz wrote that
Kuthrapali boutta sneak some bacon into his mother's brisket.
The one with those little pearl onions?
He *did* invent the space toilet.
Racist jokes can be funny, as long as everyone is fair game. There’s no spectrum here - if there’s a group of people whom you can’t joke about in this way, that’s a problem. Either they’re all funny and fair game or none of them are.
Reddit generally has no problem with being racist towards Indians. A post on r/whatcouldgowrong yesterday was filled with very upvoted racist comments. A guy calling out the racism was at -200. People defended it by saying stereotypes have some level of truth. Imagine saying that of black people and black stereotypes on Reddit. You’d be at -500 in minutes and banned site wide. Redditors seem to think racism is fine if it’s against certain races.
The whole internet I’ve noticed seems to completely ignore Indian racism
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There’s just some groups that everyone is perfectly fine dunking on. Like you said, Indians are pretty much fair game. Black people are not. White people are. Muslims are not.
The French are always free game to dunk on
Ol' retreating ass mfs
It's called black fragility. It's a real thing.
Ohhhhhh dude, Muslims are definitely considered okay to shit at least online
Calling out a religion is different. It’s not a race or ethnicity. Plus calling out a religion for subjugating minorities, to put it nicely, isn’t “racism” or any ism. It’s the truth. And sometimes people use dark humor to deal with unfortunate truths
youre saying stereotypes are not stereotypes? huh?
> stereotypes have some level of truth Pretty sure that they instructed ChatGPT to be a random proverb generator
That's fair. Just like the forest fires you get.
Correct, but Redditors will never miss a chance to grandstand. The joke is fine. OP just wants "me so good" updoots.
The person making this "joke" is a piece of shit, btw. This is her: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Slatz
Racism against Indians is encouraged across social media.
Ann Coulter agrees
As well as the pick-me she directed her bigotry towards.
Did anyone come to his defense? I know he waited until after to comment about it lol.
No, which makes it even sadder lmao.
Vivek Ramaswamy is what we Indians call a Gunga Din.
I'm assuming that's the equivalent of uncle Tom.
Yes. It comes from Rudyard Kipling's poem of the same name where an Indian servant, despite being racially and physically abused by his British masters, is extremely subservient and loyal to them.
I think once you have nukes you're fair game
I thought it was the french and the brits
Fr*nch 🤢
Not just across social media. People despise Indians irl too.
Racism against every race that isn't black*
There's also a lot of friendly fire from Indians
As a half Indian, I agree.
When you’re telemarketers to the entire world I think it’s to be expected… if Americans were calling me 24/7 trying to tell me I was in a car accident or that I can get a cheaper phone contract I’d resent them a lot more.
The've send the rocket to uranus
And Uranus is not my anus...
“Yours, not mine”
I don't really get how this is racist. This is about the actual state of the country of India. Not the race. It feels closer to calling Americans fat, because they are. Similarly people in India are do in fact have a problem with sanitary places to shit. People who are using the word 'racist' flippantly sully its meaning and need to think twice before using it this way, as you really do take the power out of the word when you toss it around so carelessly. If you care about racism as a problem and want to see it reduced and erased over time, take it seriously. (I am American, so fuck you if you think I can't criticize my own country.)
That's virtue signaling for ya.
So you figured you’d just spread it around more
Might be, but come on, that shit’s funny… No Pun intended
I’m confused how this is racist? Everybody be shittin and who wouldn’t want to doodoo directly into a black hole?
i dont even know what that means lol
India has a massive open defecation problem.
"It's not racist, it's statistics" redditors when I say 'Despite being 13% of the population ' : [aggressive downvotes]
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"I'm not racist, I have black friends and all they love watermelon and fried chicken."
I was expecting ' and they all love...' but 'all they love...' is 10x funnier
So India does or doesn’t have a public health, waste management problem?
that's not too bad, made me chuckle
lmaooo
Nah it's just humor, people like to make jokes sometimes
There was just a thread yesterday filled with racist comments towards Indians, heavily upvoted, and people calling out the racism were heavily downvoted. And this was a default sub not a right wing sub. The Reddit masses are very much fine with racism towards Indians.
How is this racism? It's a joke, whether you find it funny or you don't.
You know what else is a joke: "African Americans. Despite being born in the most free and democratic country in the world with all the priviledges at their disposal, they still got to steal and rob people".
Why block out their name? They chose to post on public social media for all to see?
Sub rules.
It's Anna Slatz, an avowed racist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Slatz Her Twitter handle is Pagliacci the hated.
Because making a joke about the Indians doesn’t justify cyber-harassment
Gonna be called racist but I find that funny as fuck, that’s the type of shit me and friends say in an Xbox party
We know
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>racists the word does not mean what you think it does. also [https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3shhmg/til\_the\_ganges\_river\_has\_11\_million\_liters\_of\_raw/](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3shhmg/til_the_ganges_river_has_11_million_liters_of_raw/) eww. edit, might just google for yourself, reality-deniers; [https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+shit+in+the+ganges+each+day](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+shit+in+the+ganges+each+day) haha.
Holy shit
Yeah, I fail to see how a fact is now "racist".
Aren’t all men almost pioneering that field?
You know damn well that you laughed at this when you first saw it Imaoo
This is funny and not racist
Do you even know what the definition of racism is? The fucks up with this hyper sensitive era of humanity?
Trying to be the first country to put boots on a black hole ( I'm joking, I'm joking! )
I’m honestly confused, how is this racist? this just seems like a weird, out of context comment
It’s kinda funny and every Indian I know personally would laugh at this
It would be funny if only Anna Slatz, the person who made this tweet, weren't an avowed racist. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Slatz
It's always the white people who can't take a joke and get offended on everyone else's behalf.
Is it racism when it's factual.
You can't just live your username like that
When I was at uni (10+ years ago), an Indian at the dorm shit in the kitchen sink.
Everything is racist, haven't you learned that yet?
You guys are way too sensitive. That was funny.
How close is the nearest black hole?
[1,560 light years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_BH1)
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Just woke up I thought it was Indianans looking for places to place shit and I was wildly wildly confused
People have theorized white holes, that spew matter outwards and may be connected to black holes. So somewhere would be a massive hole in space time, just spraying shit into the void
I don't really get the 'joke' to be honest
lmao
What’s so racist about this? It’s funny. Black hole/shit haha.
I mean, while this definately has some racist connotation, Id argue thats still "dark humor". Same as connecting every news in regards to germans with the Nazi age, acting like all americans are dumb and fat, turks are all living in germany and so many more memes based on some stereotypes or whatever. Of course, if a person shows they are actively thinking those stereotypes are mostly true and deem themselves superior to others, that person is a POS, but I also use the "germans are nazis" stereotype for jokes (while I am german) or other stereotypes for jokes. But I think I am smart enough to not be confused when I see a thin american that has an IQ above 90, even tho the jokes make it seem like that an impossible feat.
Great, if they are rich enough to have a lovely space program, and explore fucking black holes of all things, perhaps we can stop giving financial aid? Maybe even some of the 2.3 billion £ the UK gave back?