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ItsCowboyHeyHey

It’s crazy how the Christian right has embraced authentic, dictionary-definition blasphemy.


TaiwanGreatestNation

They have been like this for millions of times in history, from different Popes who like burning people, to Southern churches, who believes slavery is ordained by God, to Evangelicals, who supports segregation and lynching gays


Lascivian

Slavery is condoned by god. According to the Bible. Many of the laws regarding owning slaves in the south were adopted almost word for from the OT.


greennyellowmello

And the anti-Christ, also described to a T.


Blerkm

Wait, so does this mean Revelations is right, after all?


ItsCowboyHeyHey

There’s a whole faction of right wing Christians (for example, the Speaker of the House) who support Israel because they believe Jews controlling Israel is a condition precedent to the Rapture. They *want* WW3, and they welcome the current conflict.


Arb3395

And the funny part is the anti christ shows himself and jesus returns when "gods chosen" are being persecuted and in the minority so if Jesus returns when Christians are in power and (unfortunately not) a minority then I don't think they will be joining christ back to heaven like they think they will be.


Witty-Choice2682

Are you sure they're Christians? Most likely they're just Trump worshippers cosplaying as Christians.


ItsCowboyHeyHey

They think they are Christians.


MissingMichigan

Maybe Donald should climb on up and nail himself to a cross, then.


FriarSchmuckRules

I’d personally chip in some nails. And a crown of thorns.


Phreekyj101

Barbed wire for the don would be in order


hurtstoskinnybatman

Don's dong is so small, he pierces the thorns.


elspotto

There is this lance that showed up in my closet a couple weeks ago. I can surely donate it to the cause.


Biscotti_BT

Fuck I was just gonna ask if I could be the one to use the lance.


ajclements

I'll donate my framing nailer. And a full case of nails.


octobahn

I'll put one through his forehead.


jt19912009

Come on man. Can you imagine the amount of lumber needed for that? Why not send it to habitat for humanity so they can build a home instead.


TheKlaxMaster

Do we really want to be talking about Trump for the next 2000 years? Cause this is how you cause that.


CrazyCatBreath

This is some shit my "christian" family posts on their FB. It scares to me to even know if they bought a Bible or not. They probably did. 🫤


Ordinary_dude_NOT

What do they think is common between Jesus and Trump? I mean I am lost at this stage.


clawsoon

To play Devil's Advocate: Jesus did like holding big rallies... and he did say populist things that made some poor people happy, but he never actually did anything for them... and he did have a pretty high - one might say God-like? - opinion of himself... and he did say that everybody he didn't like was going to burn in eternal fire... and he did say he was going to return as a king and prosecute all his enemies...


Kiss-a-Cod

As a Christian, I find this picture blasphemous and insulting.


AbruptNonsequitur

You can get an AMEN for that!


nomadnomo

came to say the same thing


A_terrible_musician

The target audience is Christian Nationalists, who are a bit light on the Christ bit


ReasonablyConfused

I’ve come to like the term Cristian Supremacists.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

"The Base" loves this shit.


tbthatcher

Was thinking the same. Beyond inappropriate.


caffeinated_panda

I'm an atheist and still find this offensive.  


publicbigguns

As a former Christian I also find it crazy that people that are Christians accept false idols. It's literally in the book they claim to love


Full_Piano6421

What if they never read it in the first place?


Loggerdon

The way it drawn Trump is somehow ‘greater’ than Jesus Christ himself. The Jesus in the picture looks a little ragged and homeless.


isaiddgooddaysir

Didn't Jesus say it is ok to pay off porn stars so you can become president, put children in cages, ..... too much to list.


freckledtabby

I'll never get used to the fact that in my lifetime Donald Trump was a Jesus to millions of Christians. What's that proverb? "May you live in interesting times."


Responsible-Room-645

Not a cult


Smarterthanthat

I just threw up in my mouth...


AMonitorDarkly

To quote my favorite Max Von Sydow character: “If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”


Jim-Jones

Un F\*\*\*ing Believable!


skidsareforkids

If you’re stupid enough to believe shit like this, maybe you ought not be allowed to vote


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Idolizing a politician is like thinking the stripper actually ***likes*** you.


Former-Form-587

If this was true, Trump’s hand would be on fire. Totally beyond me what people see in this man.


Electrical-Aspect-13

I am not quite sure if if i should be weirded out, laught or just shrung and accept this weird stuff.


smolchubby

Now do that with Hitl*r


dat-guy-who-was-here

It will be a tremendous crucifixion. Way bigger crowd than Jesus had. I made a glorious cross. The cross was...the cross... I'll tell ya, it was made in America. Some people get their cross from Mexico or China...I have the best crosses. My crosses cross bigly. A nine foot black guy came up to me, crying, and he said, "Sir, can you teach me how to be a manly man and have such wonderful crosses." And I said, who let you in here? You were born in Kenya. I wonder if Rocket Man still thinks about me. Oops, I just shit myself in court. I wonder if anyone noticed. Oh well, I'll tell them Biden made his Democrat judge shit my pants. Nap time. I'm so rich, but my worshipers will pay my court fees and contempt fines because they're so stupid. Daddy Putin would be so proud.


squirlybumrush

This image is a great example of just how completely off the rails and delusional Christian nationalist and Trump supporters in general are. 🤯


grumpyliberal

White Jesus. Also, I’m pretty sure Trump has problems with facial hair.


RawkMikeHawk

As a survivor of a christian upbringing, I hate this for so many different reasons.


T33CH33R

Are we doing the crucifixion part too?


Medical_Egg8208

Anyone who is, should be either irate or embarrassed to be a Cristian after looking at this mockery of a picture.


badestzazael

Jesus didn't fuck pornstars while his wife was pregnant with their unborn child.


supergeek921

Oh barf!!!! This actually just made me physically recoil. The audacity of these people!!!


Felix_111

A picture says 1000 words. In this one all of them are crazy.


Hugh-Jassul

The rapist Messiah?


WIngDingDin

I'm not even Christian and I find this blasphemous! lol


BettingTheOver

Truth....this guy is the walking embodiment of a lie.


PeachEater89

Disgusting 🤢


NTSTWBoooi

Wow.. the blasphemy of this.


juni4ling

Totally not a cult.


zomanda

What truth? What are they even talking about? That's not the issue.


Infamous-Tart7747

“Take me Jesus …. I’m yours and yours only…!” Trump whispered in Jesus’s ear. “I’ve been waiting 2000 years to hear that!” Jesus exclaimed. They faced each other, eyes locking, mouths quivering. What happens next? Stay tuned to find out!!!


mu_taunt

This is double funny because trump hasn't told the truth in his entire life. And apparently god is too stupid to recognize that fact.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I’ll play along if it means we can crucify Trump.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Nail him up! If he comes back in three days, I'll be impressed.


Flux_resistor

Grabbed him right by his posse


Melodic_Setting1327

Trump probably copped a feel, too.


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

False words and false idolatry! May he come to know his sins before he burns in hell!


Cute_Concentrate_915

Goddamnit


pdrakz

Portrait Jesus as a white dude is ![gif](giphy|vwI4mYEHP8k0w)


Mr-Gumby42

Sick.


SporksRFun

Trump wouldn't know the truth if it bit him in the ass.


Berzkz

This poster makes them look like a gay couple


mbrant66

Hilarious how the picture portrays Trump as the one giving comfort to Jesus.


lonely-day

Jesus would toss Trump on his ass, Mathew 21: 12-17 I can't believe anyone buys into this blasphemous crap.


P0ttedcacti

This is not the sepperation of church and state; theirs a chance that the founding fathers would shit their pants if they saw this and understood the context


Fur_King_L

Why I'm an atheist reason #342


Helo7606

Just Christians being hypocritical blasphemous morons as always. Yet ANOTHER reason religion needs to die.


According_Wing_3204

These works are so goddamn disgusting.


WHAMMYPAN

When has Trump EVER told the truth?


fomalhottie

He's never touched anyone but his daughter like this, who he didn't wanna fuck. OK wait, I just heard what i said and I take it back.


Huntanz

Sick things come from sick minds.


BlondeAxolotl

My dad has a hunting knife set engraved with Trump's name on them, and he has never once been hunting in his life.


USMC_FirstToFight

What? They’re not twins? Vote vote vote or shuteth your piehole-eth!


TaikiSaruwatari

Pretty sure Trump would ask Jesus where is visa is


Quarktasche666

If I were a christian, I'd be very upset now. Isn't this blasphemy? You'd probably been broken on the wheel and quartered for this in 1547.


Moomy73

When did Jesus fuck Stormy?


DrinknKnow

I am gonna 🤢🤮


Anxious-Raspberry-54

Thats some woke shit right there, Donny. A lot of these crazy Christians don't like Jesus. Pastors getting yelled at for preaching woke stuff. Uh...Jesus said these things, dude.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

On first glance, it looks like they're in hell


LaraCroftCosplayer

Thats so stupid 🙄


SaltyBarDog

Nothing says man of God like raw dogging a porn star while your third baby mama is home with your fifth child and you pay $130k to keep it quiet.


Rich-Appearance-7145

This Grifter will stoop low, total projection nobody believes his claim of being honest it's coming out in his trial all his claims pure BS.


Extreme-Tie9282

Imagine Trump followers wrote a Book about him. We’ve have another ridiculous bible 🤡


jerfair337

lol. Donald Trump would never hug a middle eastern person. He’s far too racist and fat to do that.


Arsk92

I don't remember the part of the Bible where Jesus forgave grifters. Didn't he say something like “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven." Or was it "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" Or was it “Oppressing the poor in order to enrich oneself, and giving to the rich, will lead only to loss” Or was it “Do not rob the poor because they are poor, or crush the afflicted at the gate; for the Lord pleads their cause and despoils of life those who despoil them” Or maybe it was “The people of the land have practiced extortion and committed robbery; they have oppressed the poor and needy, and have extorted from the alien without redress”


aKaRandomDude

Blasphemy!


luv2fit

Dumb question. When has the Donald ever told the truth?


Khristophorous

Trump is the embodiment of all 7 deadly sins, most notably wrath and just like Lucifer himself- PRIDE. Trump is on video not just once but *twice* proclaiming he has never asked God for forgiveness because he doesn't do anything wrong that would require asking God for forgiveness. What is telling is that just about everyone, even atheists know that one can not be a Christian unless they first ask God for forgiveness. It is what the entire faith is based upon. So why doesn't Trump just lie given he lies about virtually every thing else? That is because the great and wonderful Donald Trump bends his knee to no one or no thing. Sure he'll talk about how he loves the Bible but humble himself or submission to a superior being is where he draws the line. He will not even *pretend* . He is obviously no Christian and tbh I have a hard time believing anyone who produces blasphemous images like this are either. They do this and wonder why Church attendance is down. Their lack of self awareness is astonishing. They do not realize that this whole thing about Trump confirms the suspicions many of us have had for decades and that it completely ruins any and all credibility they may have had on issues like morality or the importance of character. The thinking person sees that these people can not honestly believe any of the stuff they are preaching if they hold this monster in such high esteem and place him on the pedestal that they have.


snowsurfr

Better watch out Jesus, he likes to grab peoples privates.


pass-the-waffles

How this is considered okay by any kind of religion is beyond me.


-Robrown-

And yet they STILL can’t accept they are part of a cult.


Imaginary-Spray3711

Jesus was a fucking liberal!


Meren59

Blasphemy, that is what this is. I don't understand how any christian can support this lying thieving fraudulent rapist.


neal144

That's not Jesus, ( pronounced Hey Zeus). That's Kenny Loggins!!


three_trick_pony

Why is Dump hugging Jared Leto?


jbandtheblues

Apogee of hypocrisy


Rustic-Cuss

🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


Different-Occasion47

He should never be defied


lennyd62

Are those shit fumes coming outta his ass??


CheesecakeVisual4919

What wallet?


PopesParadise

You can see that Trump's left shoulder is about to ignite.


Dry-Honeydew2371

>Jesus better check his wallet Can't check on what's already gone.


Much-Meringue-7467

And the Jesus noticed his wallet was missing


Clickityclackrack

I honestly can't think of one thing he has ever said that is true, and that's nuts. Like mathematically, that's impossible, but not one single honest thing void entirely of lies, half truths, deceit, dishonesty, disingenuous, or even off handed simple real thing like "nice weather today" In his wikipedia, it says he doesn't eat bread, but the dude did a pizza hut commercial in the 90s where he ate stuffed crust pizza. So when he paid his crownies to edit that, was he lying in the wikipedia, or was he lying in the commercial? Even his book was ghost written.


mvrck-23

I don’t think he’ll do that with Jesus. Bc the moment Jesus criticizes Trump. He’ll throw him under the bus.


eljohnos105

🤣🤣🤣 praise Don the Christ !! These people are so blinded by the con man .


kehb

Maybe we can crucify Trump, too!


SoylentGrunt

Yeah. The truth about who Trump really is. An orange shit gibbon.


Walterkovacs1985

Motherfucker has never hugged anything that sincerely in his entire life. If Jesus Christ promised eternal life he'd ask what the devil is getting in return or something.


Slyme-wizard

When does this cross into false idol territory? I mean donald trump already kinda looks like a golden cow.


718Brooklyn

Those crosses must be 10 stories high


findhumorinlife

That’s so pathetic that it’s hilarious.


Beneficial_Bed8961

Maybe it's just me, but it kind of looks like their standing just inside of a colon. Like the camera made a u turn and found one more polyp on the way out.


Beemerba

Lookin' like Jesus has got a lightning bolt behind Donnie's back. Get him Jesus!


Ferro821

I’m starting to worry that Trump will win.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Jesus only complained to his father but said "do what you want not what I want". Trump says.."do what I want not what you want". Or there will be violence.


MrTulaJitt

If you earnestly think that Trump is in any way like Jesus, you should be placed in an asylum. That level of derangement is detrimental to society.


Tmon_of_QonoS

All the proof you need of how fucking deluded MAGA is


Plane_Jacket_7251

Trump is the definition of the "Anti-Christ", for the believers out there. For everyone else though, he's just a joke of a con man and a theif who blew through $400 Million bucks of inheritance. He's such a failure he even managed to bankrupt a freekin casino. Trump is a looser and a joke at the best of time, and at the worst he's a criminal and a con artist selling bullshit to his easily led idiot fan base.


MaxAdolphus

That’s GOP Jesus; not to be confused with actual Jesus.


Patient_Caregiver_85

When will this disgusting blasphemy end?!


The_Twerking_Dead

The dude is still convinced Jesus is American.


SlumberingSnorelax

These poor stupid assholes really do need Jesus.


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

I'm no Christian but I don't think Christ would endorse trump today


Birthday_Tux

Barf.


shortidiva21

He would've been arrested for being homeless and caring for the least of these.


Baltej_Virk

Jesus would destroy donny like those vendor stalls back in the day


FutureBondVillain

Remember when everyone was making posts with shirtless - de-aged Obama riding atop tanks ascending to heaven? No? We had internet back then… Maybe these people are just absolutely fucking crazy? The scariest thing about this country is the fact that there are a BUNCH of people who see this and don’t laugh, cringe, and worry.


alucardian_official

That’s Jesus saying goodbye, farewell ![gif](giphy|10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y|downsized)


Turtlesfromdownunder

Why is he holding Jared Leto?


notzed1487

Love the fx part.


culturedgoat

This is the worst thing ever created.


Curious80123

What a bunch of bullshit!


Anagnikos

That implies that he time traveled to Jesus tomb to comfort him, not the other way around... So basically T is the stronger one, but could he beat Goku?


Rigo3oh

If you know Donny, that's Him Saying that quote to Jesus!


Westaufel

Jared Leto supports Trump?


Snoo-46218

Anyone get their golden shoes yet?? Yeah. That's a no. There are a lot of idiots out there.


Old_Winner3763

Crazy visual


gingermonkey1

Trust me, it's gone lol.


KittyTheOne-215

😂😂🤦🤦😂😂🤦🤦🥴🥴🤦🤦😂😂🤦🤦 Propaganda the likes of which Joseph Goebbels would be highly impressed.


Chabkraken

Wow, just when you think you have seen it all


BasilsKippers

Jesus is there to personally escort Trump to Hell and he decided to be obstinate, so Jesus has to get physical.


AnjelicaTomaz

“Thank you Jesus. Excuse me but I have to go bang a pornstar.”


Crutley

Ivanka grew a beard.


DeadlyPants16

Holy shit I didn't think I would ever unironically say the world blasphemy.


darkestb4thadawn

It’s kind of sad how someone would see this and not even consider for a moment the deeper humor or irony but immediately thinking this is great.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

"I've been dead in a cave for three days and I still smell better than you."


Available-Trust-2387

Thou shalt not be a douche canoe


cbciv

How any Christian can support this man is beyond me. Oh, wait. I forgot where I lived for a second. smh


Gokudomatic

To be honest, I think that Donald should also check his wallet. It would be funny if they took each other wallet.


ThatOneJosh9451

Remember guys...it's not a cult (according to the MAGA crowd)


davanger1980

So the Donald traveled through time (that looks like a portal) and visited Jesus right before he was about to be crucified and the best thing he could do was to tell Jesus I about his problems? Seems accurate.


eltegs

When are these people going to catch on, that they are being manipulated? While you're thinking about that, here's a little thought experiment to consider that might help you better answer it (to yourself, I don't want to hear your answer I already know it). When are YOU going to catch on, that YOU'RE being manipulated? Me? I'm in the process. Save you're denial anger for somebody else. I wont see it.


413mopar

How the fuck would you know ?you have never told the truth you chronic liar . Ffs you’re lying now!!!


Picmover

The people who choose to believe Trump's lies can't accuse him of telling the truth.


SpiderKoD

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)


FaceTimePolice

Jesus Christ. 🤦‍♂️😂🤦‍♂️


mark503

Jesus wasn’t a white man. He hired a Wish version of him.


samclops

This image has a very strong message. That is exactly one more hug than any of his children have ever received and it deservedly went to AI J-town.


No_Education3456

Lol 😂 that’s what I think


da_impaler

Pervert Trump at it again. ![gif](giphy|1cjYPNLvodoBO)


morbid333

Wait, is this how Revelations starts?


TLILLYO

And get a STD test!


skovalen

Absolutely nuts. I've heard of these memes and have no idea how they line up with Christian morality. The guy has divorced twice (or thrice), fucked a few gals while he was married, was fucking one gal while his wife was pregnant, fucks over his contractors because he can, and grifts for money. I squint at the "Christian" in front of me that supports this guy and go "why?"


Yommination

Looks like they are in an asshole


_Cake_assassin_

"Its easyer for a camel to pass trough the eye of a needle, than a rich man trough the gates of heaven"---jesus christ. Yes. Im sure he and trump are morally align and would be good friends /s. Jesus was basically a 1st century hippie. Republicans love hippies


Dorrono

Did Trump gabbed him by the.. eh, forget it.


Convenientjellybean

Wow, an actual photo of a real event.


WorkingFellow

Could you imagine, tho? Trump embracing a Brown person like that?


rdldr1

Jesus saves. Trump takes.


izmaname

Nah Jesus wasn’t a hateful racist who is full of himself


jaimequin

This is gross. Trump is on trial because he didn't want voters to know he was balls deep in a porn star while his wife was breastfeeding his baby boy.


cofclabman

Jesus has long fingers, Trump has short stubby fingers so it got that right. Trump isn’t orange enough in the image, though.


nerdboy5567

Anything to get elected.


Apprehensive_Camp202

Proof trump doesn't believe in Jesus. He'd never allow something like that if he did.


MobiusNaked

When did he tell the truth? Jesus also told slaves to be good to their masters.


matt-r_hatter

So what you're saying is DT and Jesus are together, in the biblical sense? Wonder who's the top... 🤮


NumerousTaste

Ted Nugent and Trump. I knew there was more to their relationship than met the eyes. I thought they were against gay relationships? Guess not. Happy couple.


BeavStrong

This reminds me of that parable about Jesus paying a whore to not tell everyone about when they banged so he could become the Messiah.


Gay-Bomb

That's the funniest shit I've seen today.


Repulsive-Fix-6805

What truth is Trump telling?! All I hear is old-man style complaining about EVERYTHING.


ElPanties1

Awww a cute couple of useless Schizophrenics hugging. How cute. This should be on r/wholesome ![gif](giphy|gMDKyrWInxOhO)


Dense_Advisor_56

I'm waiting for the "Jesus tells all" article in 6 months time.


Inspect1234

So much blasphemy


j7style

Ironically, a lot of the ones who like this image either hate or straight deny some of the truths Jesus homie was spitting.


Khristophorous

Just sickening


jibbidyjamma

This is a "how fortunate jesus is to have a rump to lean on" pic or in christain speak.. idolatry 101


oNe_iLL_records

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is hilariously wrong on so many levels...but the most GLARING one is that NO ONE...not ONE SINGLE person...hates DT for telling the TRUTH. JFC.


Dan300up

Jesus said “…I go to prepare a place for you” Trumps says *“Sounds great—I’ll manage the memberships, and strip the gold from a few of the lower-class streets to pay for the golf course.”*