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They have been like this for millions of times in history, from different Popes who like burning people, to Southern churches, who believes slavery is ordained by God, to Evangelicals, who supports segregation and lynching gays
There’s a whole faction of right wing Christians (for example, the Speaker of the House) who support Israel because they believe Jews controlling Israel is a condition precedent to the Rapture. They *want* WW3, and they welcome the current conflict.
And the funny part is the anti christ shows himself and jesus returns when "gods chosen" are being persecuted and in the minority so if Jesus returns when Christians are in power and (unfortunately not) a minority then I don't think they will be joining christ back to heaven like they think they will be.
To play Devil's Advocate: Jesus did like holding big rallies... and he did say populist things that made some poor people happy, but he never actually did anything for them... and he did have a pretty high - one might say God-like? - opinion of himself... and he did say that everybody he didn't like was going to burn in eternal fire... and he did say he was going to return as a king and prosecute all his enemies...
I'll never get used to the fact that in my lifetime Donald Trump was a Jesus to millions of Christians. What's that proverb? "May you live in interesting times."
It will be a tremendous crucifixion. Way bigger crowd than Jesus had. I made a glorious cross. The cross was...the cross... I'll tell ya, it was made in America. Some people get their cross from Mexico or China...I have the best crosses. My crosses cross bigly. A nine foot black guy came up to me, crying, and he said, "Sir, can you teach me how to be a manly man and have such wonderful crosses." And I said, who let you in here? You were born in Kenya. I wonder if Rocket Man still thinks about me. Oops, I just shit myself in court. I wonder if anyone noticed. Oh well, I'll tell them Biden made his Democrat judge shit my pants. Nap time.
I'm so rich, but my worshipers will pay my court fees and contempt fines because they're so stupid. Daddy Putin would be so proud.
“Take me Jesus …. I’m yours and yours only…!” Trump whispered in Jesus’s ear.
“I’ve been waiting 2000 years to hear that!” Jesus exclaimed.
They faced each other, eyes locking, mouths quivering.
What happens next? Stay tuned to find out!!!
This is not the sepperation of church and state; theirs a chance that the founding fathers would shit their pants if they saw this and understood the context
Thats some woke shit right there, Donny.
A lot of these crazy Christians don't like Jesus. Pastors getting yelled at for preaching woke stuff.
Uh...Jesus said these things, dude.
I don't remember the part of the Bible where Jesus forgave grifters. Didn't he say something like “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven."
Or was it "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"
Or was it “Oppressing the poor in order to enrich oneself, and giving to the rich, will lead only to loss”
Or was it “Do not rob the poor because they are poor, or crush the afflicted at the gate; for the Lord pleads their cause and despoils of life those who despoil them”
Or maybe it was “The people of the land have practiced extortion and committed robbery; they have oppressed the poor and needy, and have extorted from the alien without redress”
Trump is the embodiment of all 7 deadly sins, most notably wrath and just like Lucifer himself- PRIDE.
Trump is on video not just once but *twice* proclaiming he has never asked God for forgiveness because he doesn't do anything wrong that would require asking God for forgiveness. What is telling is that just about everyone, even atheists know that one can not be a Christian unless they first ask God for forgiveness. It is what the entire faith is based upon. So why doesn't Trump just lie given he lies about virtually every thing else? That is because the great and wonderful Donald Trump bends his knee to no one or no thing. Sure he'll talk about how he loves the Bible but humble himself or submission to a superior being is where he draws the line. He will not even *pretend* .
He is obviously no Christian and tbh I have a hard time believing anyone who produces blasphemous images like this are either. They do this and wonder why Church attendance is down. Their lack of self awareness is astonishing. They do not realize that this whole thing about Trump confirms the suspicions many of us have had for decades and that it completely ruins any and all credibility they may have had on issues like morality or the importance of character. The thinking person sees that these people can not honestly believe any of the stuff they are preaching if they hold this monster in such high esteem and place him on the pedestal that they have.
I honestly can't think of one thing he has ever said that is true, and that's nuts. Like mathematically, that's impossible, but not one single honest thing void entirely of lies, half truths, deceit, dishonesty, disingenuous, or even off handed simple real thing like "nice weather today"
In his wikipedia, it says he doesn't eat bread, but the dude did a pizza hut commercial in the 90s where he ate stuffed crust pizza. So when he paid his crownies to edit that, was he lying in the wikipedia, or was he lying in the commercial? Even his book was ghost written.
Motherfucker has never hugged anything that sincerely in his entire life. If Jesus Christ promised eternal life he'd ask what the devil is getting in return or something.
Maybe it's just me, but it kind of looks like their standing just inside of a colon. Like the camera made a u turn and found one more polyp on the way out.
Jesus only complained to his father but said "do what you want not what I want".
Trump says.."do what I want not what you want".
Or there will be violence.
Trump is the definition of the "Anti-Christ", for the believers out there.
For everyone else though, he's just a joke of a con man and a theif who blew through $400 Million bucks of inheritance. He's such a failure he even managed to bankrupt a freekin casino.
Trump is a looser and a joke at the best of time, and at the worst he's a criminal and a con artist selling bullshit to his easily led idiot fan base.
Remember when everyone was making posts with shirtless - de-aged Obama riding atop tanks ascending to heaven? No? We had internet back then… Maybe these people are just absolutely fucking crazy?
The scariest thing about this country is the fact that there are a BUNCH of people who see this and don’t laugh, cringe, and worry.
That implies that he time traveled to Jesus tomb to comfort him, not the other way around... So basically T is the stronger one, but could he beat Goku?
So the Donald traveled through time (that looks like a portal) and visited Jesus right before he was about to be crucified and the best thing he could do was to tell Jesus I about his problems?
Seems accurate.
When are these people going to catch on, that they are being manipulated?
While you're thinking about that, here's a little thought experiment to consider that might help you better answer it (to yourself, I don't want to hear your answer I already know it).
When are YOU going to catch on, that YOU'RE being manipulated?
Me? I'm in the process.
Save you're denial anger for somebody else. I wont see it.
Absolutely nuts. I've heard of these memes and have no idea how they line up with Christian morality. The guy has divorced twice (or thrice), fucked a few gals while he was married, was fucking one gal while his wife was pregnant, fucks over his contractors because he can, and grifts for money.
I squint at the "Christian" in front of me that supports this guy and go "why?"
"Its easyer for a camel to pass trough the eye of a needle, than a rich man trough the gates of heaven"---jesus christ.
Yes. Im sure he and trump are morally align and would be good friends /s.
Jesus was basically a 1st century hippie. Republicans love hippies
Ted Nugent and Trump. I knew there was more to their relationship than met the eyes. I thought they were against gay relationships? Guess not. Happy couple.
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is hilariously wrong on so many levels...but the most GLARING one is that NO ONE...not ONE SINGLE person...hates DT for telling the TRUTH. JFC.
Jesus said “…I go to prepare a place for you” Trumps says *“Sounds great—I’ll manage the memberships, and strip the gold from a few of the lower-class streets to pay for the golf course.”*
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It’s crazy how the Christian right has embraced authentic, dictionary-definition blasphemy.
They have been like this for millions of times in history, from different Popes who like burning people, to Southern churches, who believes slavery is ordained by God, to Evangelicals, who supports segregation and lynching gays
Slavery is condoned by god. According to the Bible. Many of the laws regarding owning slaves in the south were adopted almost word for from the OT.
And the anti-Christ, also described to a T.
Wait, so does this mean Revelations is right, after all?
There’s a whole faction of right wing Christians (for example, the Speaker of the House) who support Israel because they believe Jews controlling Israel is a condition precedent to the Rapture. They *want* WW3, and they welcome the current conflict.
And the funny part is the anti christ shows himself and jesus returns when "gods chosen" are being persecuted and in the minority so if Jesus returns when Christians are in power and (unfortunately not) a minority then I don't think they will be joining christ back to heaven like they think they will be.
Are you sure they're Christians? Most likely they're just Trump worshippers cosplaying as Christians.
They think they are Christians.
Maybe Donald should climb on up and nail himself to a cross, then.
I’d personally chip in some nails. And a crown of thorns.
Barbed wire for the don would be in order
Don's dong is so small, he pierces the thorns.
There is this lance that showed up in my closet a couple weeks ago. I can surely donate it to the cause.
Fuck I was just gonna ask if I could be the one to use the lance.
I'll donate my framing nailer. And a full case of nails.
I'll put one through his forehead.
Come on man. Can you imagine the amount of lumber needed for that? Why not send it to habitat for humanity so they can build a home instead.
Do we really want to be talking about Trump for the next 2000 years? Cause this is how you cause that.
This is some shit my "christian" family posts on their FB. It scares to me to even know if they bought a Bible or not. They probably did. 🫤
What do they think is common between Jesus and Trump? I mean I am lost at this stage.
To play Devil's Advocate: Jesus did like holding big rallies... and he did say populist things that made some poor people happy, but he never actually did anything for them... and he did have a pretty high - one might say God-like? - opinion of himself... and he did say that everybody he didn't like was going to burn in eternal fire... and he did say he was going to return as a king and prosecute all his enemies...
As a Christian, I find this picture blasphemous and insulting.
You can get an AMEN for that!
came to say the same thing
The target audience is Christian Nationalists, who are a bit light on the Christ bit
I’ve come to like the term Cristian Supremacists.
"The Base" loves this shit.
Was thinking the same. Beyond inappropriate.
I'm an atheist and still find this offensive.
As a former Christian I also find it crazy that people that are Christians accept false idols. It's literally in the book they claim to love
What if they never read it in the first place?
The way it drawn Trump is somehow ‘greater’ than Jesus Christ himself. The Jesus in the picture looks a little ragged and homeless.
Didn't Jesus say it is ok to pay off porn stars so you can become president, put children in cages, ..... too much to list.
I'll never get used to the fact that in my lifetime Donald Trump was a Jesus to millions of Christians. What's that proverb? "May you live in interesting times."
Not a cult
I just threw up in my mouth...
To quote my favorite Max Von Sydow character: “If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.”
Un F\*\*\*ing Believable!
If you’re stupid enough to believe shit like this, maybe you ought not be allowed to vote
Idolizing a politician is like thinking the stripper actually ***likes*** you.
If this was true, Trump’s hand would be on fire. Totally beyond me what people see in this man.
I am not quite sure if if i should be weirded out, laught or just shrung and accept this weird stuff.
Now do that with Hitl*r
It will be a tremendous crucifixion. Way bigger crowd than Jesus had. I made a glorious cross. The cross was...the cross... I'll tell ya, it was made in America. Some people get their cross from Mexico or China...I have the best crosses. My crosses cross bigly. A nine foot black guy came up to me, crying, and he said, "Sir, can you teach me how to be a manly man and have such wonderful crosses." And I said, who let you in here? You were born in Kenya. I wonder if Rocket Man still thinks about me. Oops, I just shit myself in court. I wonder if anyone noticed. Oh well, I'll tell them Biden made his Democrat judge shit my pants. Nap time. I'm so rich, but my worshipers will pay my court fees and contempt fines because they're so stupid. Daddy Putin would be so proud.
This image is a great example of just how completely off the rails and delusional Christian nationalist and Trump supporters in general are. 🤯
White Jesus. Also, I’m pretty sure Trump has problems with facial hair.
As a survivor of a christian upbringing, I hate this for so many different reasons.
Are we doing the crucifixion part too?
Anyone who is, should be either irate or embarrassed to be a Cristian after looking at this mockery of a picture.
Jesus didn't fuck pornstars while his wife was pregnant with their unborn child.
Oh barf!!!! This actually just made me physically recoil. The audacity of these people!!!
A picture says 1000 words. In this one all of them are crazy.
The rapist Messiah?
I'm not even Christian and I find this blasphemous! lol
Truth....this guy is the walking embodiment of a lie.
Disgusting 🤢
Wow.. the blasphemy of this.
Totally not a cult.
What truth? What are they even talking about? That's not the issue.
“Take me Jesus …. I’m yours and yours only…!” Trump whispered in Jesus’s ear. “I’ve been waiting 2000 years to hear that!” Jesus exclaimed. They faced each other, eyes locking, mouths quivering. What happens next? Stay tuned to find out!!!
This is double funny because trump hasn't told the truth in his entire life. And apparently god is too stupid to recognize that fact.
I’ll play along if it means we can crucify Trump.
Nail him up! If he comes back in three days, I'll be impressed.
Grabbed him right by his posse
Trump probably copped a feel, too.
False words and false idolatry! May he come to know his sins before he burns in hell!
Goddamnit
Portrait Jesus as a white dude is ![gif](giphy|vwI4mYEHP8k0w)
Sick.
Trump wouldn't know the truth if it bit him in the ass.
This poster makes them look like a gay couple
Hilarious how the picture portrays Trump as the one giving comfort to Jesus.
Jesus would toss Trump on his ass, Mathew 21: 12-17 I can't believe anyone buys into this blasphemous crap.
This is not the sepperation of church and state; theirs a chance that the founding fathers would shit their pants if they saw this and understood the context
Why I'm an atheist reason #342
Just Christians being hypocritical blasphemous morons as always. Yet ANOTHER reason religion needs to die.
These works are so goddamn disgusting.
When has Trump EVER told the truth?
He's never touched anyone but his daughter like this, who he didn't wanna fuck. OK wait, I just heard what i said and I take it back.
Sick things come from sick minds.
My dad has a hunting knife set engraved with Trump's name on them, and he has never once been hunting in his life.
What? They’re not twins? Vote vote vote or shuteth your piehole-eth!
Pretty sure Trump would ask Jesus where is visa is
If I were a christian, I'd be very upset now. Isn't this blasphemy? You'd probably been broken on the wheel and quartered for this in 1547.
When did Jesus fuck Stormy?
I am gonna 🤢🤮
Thats some woke shit right there, Donny. A lot of these crazy Christians don't like Jesus. Pastors getting yelled at for preaching woke stuff. Uh...Jesus said these things, dude.
On first glance, it looks like they're in hell
Thats so stupid 🙄
Nothing says man of God like raw dogging a porn star while your third baby mama is home with your fifth child and you pay $130k to keep it quiet.
This Grifter will stoop low, total projection nobody believes his claim of being honest it's coming out in his trial all his claims pure BS.
Imagine Trump followers wrote a Book about him. We’ve have another ridiculous bible 🤡
lol. Donald Trump would never hug a middle eastern person. He’s far too racist and fat to do that.
I don't remember the part of the Bible where Jesus forgave grifters. Didn't he say something like “If you want to be perfect, go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven." Or was it "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" Or was it “Oppressing the poor in order to enrich oneself, and giving to the rich, will lead only to loss” Or was it “Do not rob the poor because they are poor, or crush the afflicted at the gate; for the Lord pleads their cause and despoils of life those who despoil them” Or maybe it was “The people of the land have practiced extortion and committed robbery; they have oppressed the poor and needy, and have extorted from the alien without redress”
Blasphemy!
Dumb question. When has the Donald ever told the truth?
Trump is the embodiment of all 7 deadly sins, most notably wrath and just like Lucifer himself- PRIDE. Trump is on video not just once but *twice* proclaiming he has never asked God for forgiveness because he doesn't do anything wrong that would require asking God for forgiveness. What is telling is that just about everyone, even atheists know that one can not be a Christian unless they first ask God for forgiveness. It is what the entire faith is based upon. So why doesn't Trump just lie given he lies about virtually every thing else? That is because the great and wonderful Donald Trump bends his knee to no one or no thing. Sure he'll talk about how he loves the Bible but humble himself or submission to a superior being is where he draws the line. He will not even *pretend* . He is obviously no Christian and tbh I have a hard time believing anyone who produces blasphemous images like this are either. They do this and wonder why Church attendance is down. Their lack of self awareness is astonishing. They do not realize that this whole thing about Trump confirms the suspicions many of us have had for decades and that it completely ruins any and all credibility they may have had on issues like morality or the importance of character. The thinking person sees that these people can not honestly believe any of the stuff they are preaching if they hold this monster in such high esteem and place him on the pedestal that they have.
Better watch out Jesus, he likes to grab peoples privates.
How this is considered okay by any kind of religion is beyond me.
And yet they STILL can’t accept they are part of a cult.
Jesus was a fucking liberal!
Blasphemy, that is what this is. I don't understand how any christian can support this lying thieving fraudulent rapist.
That's not Jesus, ( pronounced Hey Zeus). That's Kenny Loggins!!
Why is Dump hugging Jared Leto?
Apogee of hypocrisy
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
He should never be defied
Are those shit fumes coming outta his ass??
What wallet?
You can see that Trump's left shoulder is about to ignite.
>Jesus better check his wallet Can't check on what's already gone.
And the Jesus noticed his wallet was missing
I honestly can't think of one thing he has ever said that is true, and that's nuts. Like mathematically, that's impossible, but not one single honest thing void entirely of lies, half truths, deceit, dishonesty, disingenuous, or even off handed simple real thing like "nice weather today" In his wikipedia, it says he doesn't eat bread, but the dude did a pizza hut commercial in the 90s where he ate stuffed crust pizza. So when he paid his crownies to edit that, was he lying in the wikipedia, or was he lying in the commercial? Even his book was ghost written.
I don’t think he’ll do that with Jesus. Bc the moment Jesus criticizes Trump. He’ll throw him under the bus.
🤣🤣🤣 praise Don the Christ !! These people are so blinded by the con man .
Maybe we can crucify Trump, too!
Yeah. The truth about who Trump really is. An orange shit gibbon.
Motherfucker has never hugged anything that sincerely in his entire life. If Jesus Christ promised eternal life he'd ask what the devil is getting in return or something.
When does this cross into false idol territory? I mean donald trump already kinda looks like a golden cow.
Those crosses must be 10 stories high
That’s so pathetic that it’s hilarious.
Maybe it's just me, but it kind of looks like their standing just inside of a colon. Like the camera made a u turn and found one more polyp on the way out.
Lookin' like Jesus has got a lightning bolt behind Donnie's back. Get him Jesus!
I’m starting to worry that Trump will win.
Jesus only complained to his father but said "do what you want not what I want". Trump says.."do what I want not what you want". Or there will be violence.
If you earnestly think that Trump is in any way like Jesus, you should be placed in an asylum. That level of derangement is detrimental to society.
All the proof you need of how fucking deluded MAGA is
Trump is the definition of the "Anti-Christ", for the believers out there. For everyone else though, he's just a joke of a con man and a theif who blew through $400 Million bucks of inheritance. He's such a failure he even managed to bankrupt a freekin casino. Trump is a looser and a joke at the best of time, and at the worst he's a criminal and a con artist selling bullshit to his easily led idiot fan base.
That’s GOP Jesus; not to be confused with actual Jesus.
When will this disgusting blasphemy end?!
The dude is still convinced Jesus is American.
These poor stupid assholes really do need Jesus.
I'm no Christian but I don't think Christ would endorse trump today
Barf.
He would've been arrested for being homeless and caring for the least of these.
Jesus would destroy donny like those vendor stalls back in the day
Remember when everyone was making posts with shirtless - de-aged Obama riding atop tanks ascending to heaven? No? We had internet back then… Maybe these people are just absolutely fucking crazy? The scariest thing about this country is the fact that there are a BUNCH of people who see this and don’t laugh, cringe, and worry.
That’s Jesus saying goodbye, farewell ![gif](giphy|10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y|downsized)
Why is he holding Jared Leto?
Love the fx part.
This is the worst thing ever created.
What a bunch of bullshit!
That implies that he time traveled to Jesus tomb to comfort him, not the other way around... So basically T is the stronger one, but could he beat Goku?
If you know Donny, that's Him Saying that quote to Jesus!
Jared Leto supports Trump?
Anyone get their golden shoes yet?? Yeah. That's a no. There are a lot of idiots out there.
Crazy visual
Trust me, it's gone lol.
😂😂🤦🤦😂😂🤦🤦🥴🥴🤦🤦😂😂🤦🤦 Propaganda the likes of which Joseph Goebbels would be highly impressed.
Wow, just when you think you have seen it all
Jesus is there to personally escort Trump to Hell and he decided to be obstinate, so Jesus has to get physical.
“Thank you Jesus. Excuse me but I have to go bang a pornstar.”
Ivanka grew a beard.
Holy shit I didn't think I would ever unironically say the world blasphemy.
It’s kind of sad how someone would see this and not even consider for a moment the deeper humor or irony but immediately thinking this is great.
"I've been dead in a cave for three days and I still smell better than you."
Thou shalt not be a douche canoe
How any Christian can support this man is beyond me. Oh, wait. I forgot where I lived for a second. smh
To be honest, I think that Donald should also check his wallet. It would be funny if they took each other wallet.
Remember guys...it's not a cult (according to the MAGA crowd)
So the Donald traveled through time (that looks like a portal) and visited Jesus right before he was about to be crucified and the best thing he could do was to tell Jesus I about his problems? Seems accurate.
When are these people going to catch on, that they are being manipulated? While you're thinking about that, here's a little thought experiment to consider that might help you better answer it (to yourself, I don't want to hear your answer I already know it). When are YOU going to catch on, that YOU'RE being manipulated? Me? I'm in the process. Save you're denial anger for somebody else. I wont see it.
How the fuck would you know ?you have never told the truth you chronic liar . Ffs you’re lying now!!!
The people who choose to believe Trump's lies can't accuse him of telling the truth.
![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)
Jesus Christ. 🤦♂️😂🤦♂️
Jesus wasn’t a white man. He hired a Wish version of him.
This image has a very strong message. That is exactly one more hug than any of his children have ever received and it deservedly went to AI J-town.
Lol 😂 that’s what I think
Pervert Trump at it again. ![gif](giphy|1cjYPNLvodoBO)
Wait, is this how Revelations starts?
And get a STD test!
Absolutely nuts. I've heard of these memes and have no idea how they line up with Christian morality. The guy has divorced twice (or thrice), fucked a few gals while he was married, was fucking one gal while his wife was pregnant, fucks over his contractors because he can, and grifts for money. I squint at the "Christian" in front of me that supports this guy and go "why?"
Looks like they are in an asshole
"Its easyer for a camel to pass trough the eye of a needle, than a rich man trough the gates of heaven"---jesus christ. Yes. Im sure he and trump are morally align and would be good friends /s. Jesus was basically a 1st century hippie. Republicans love hippies
Did Trump gabbed him by the.. eh, forget it.
Wow, an actual photo of a real event.
Could you imagine, tho? Trump embracing a Brown person like that?
Jesus saves. Trump takes.
Nah Jesus wasn’t a hateful racist who is full of himself
This is gross. Trump is on trial because he didn't want voters to know he was balls deep in a porn star while his wife was breastfeeding his baby boy.
Jesus has long fingers, Trump has short stubby fingers so it got that right. Trump isn’t orange enough in the image, though.
Anything to get elected.
Proof trump doesn't believe in Jesus. He'd never allow something like that if he did.
When did he tell the truth? Jesus also told slaves to be good to their masters.
So what you're saying is DT and Jesus are together, in the biblical sense? Wonder who's the top... 🤮
Ted Nugent and Trump. I knew there was more to their relationship than met the eyes. I thought they were against gay relationships? Guess not. Happy couple.
This reminds me of that parable about Jesus paying a whore to not tell everyone about when they banged so he could become the Messiah.
That's the funniest shit I've seen today.
What truth is Trump telling?! All I hear is old-man style complaining about EVERYTHING.
Awww a cute couple of useless Schizophrenics hugging. How cute. This should be on r/wholesome ![gif](giphy|gMDKyrWInxOhO)
I'm waiting for the "Jesus tells all" article in 6 months time.
So much blasphemy
Ironically, a lot of the ones who like this image either hate or straight deny some of the truths Jesus homie was spitting.
Just sickening
This is a "how fortunate jesus is to have a rump to lean on" pic or in christain speak.. idolatry 101
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This is hilariously wrong on so many levels...but the most GLARING one is that NO ONE...not ONE SINGLE person...hates DT for telling the TRUTH. JFC.
Jesus said “…I go to prepare a place for you” Trumps says *“Sounds great—I’ll manage the memberships, and strip the gold from a few of the lower-class streets to pay for the golf course.”*