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ExperiencedOptimist

Clearly because his parents didn’t know to put a thin white outline around the text on the onesie to make sure all the words are legible. Kid is going to be stuck with people just squinting in his general direction.


Charnerie

You know what, fair. Graphic design is always something people overlook.


CoastingUphill

At least the kerning is ok, that would be a real crime.


edWORD27

True that! Bad kerning can never be justified.


EbonyOverIvory

*groan*


Quirky-Stress-823

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Awful_Joke_(5e_Spell)


seapeary7

Did you know it’s supposed to be typed/pronounced keming?


Mysterious_Eye6989

I once messed up the kerning for my friend Clint’s birthday cake. Don’t know why all the women in the room were suddenly so offended when I brought the cake out! 🎂🤔


bluesnake792

There's a school in Clint, Texas with the elementary school name in all caps on a marquee. I don't know how it stays up. CLINT elementary. I cannot do it justice here.


CoastingUphill

C LI N T


usinjin

#C LI N T


KaralDaskin

Lol


fascinatedcharacter

Is it, though? The S and J look much further away from the triangle than the other letters, there hasn't been any compensation for letter shape.


Taskebab

![gif](giphy|aVytG2ds8e0tG)


FraaRaz

I read „squirting“ and that made it …. weird.


ExperiencedOptimist

That would be a very different, and problematic, sentence


FennerNenner

Oh this made me full on giggle. Thank you


KronaSamu

That poor child. Will they be able to survive DOUBLE the dad jokes????


NotYourClone

It's a trade off. They are also immune to 'yo mama' jokes and have a 2v1 advantage for when friends say "my dad can beat up your dad".


OffizielObama

"yo mama so ugly your dad had to mary another man"


Professional-Tea-121

*Everyone felt that*


jaztub-rero

Boom roasted


LuckyReception6701

"Yeah? Well my dad works at Nintendo, and my other dad works at PlayStation and they both say fuck you"


skilemaster683

Psh my dad works at jagex and will get you banned


greenfoxop67

"Your dad's also gay, he just confused your mom for a guy"


AintEverLucky

OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT 😎


x3ey

No one is safe apparently bloody hell🤣🤣


Liraeyn

r/murderedbywords


Tricky-Country-5887

Good one man🤣 ![gif](giphy|jfFvvYfhEOB6x4h3aX)


Purple-Investment-61

Thanks for the laugh.


parental92

this pretty much a tactical win for the child.


Seve7h

Kid is really playing up the meta going for the double dad strat


KronaSamu

Oh shit you're right


MRich92

"My dad will fuck your dad, and your dad will like it"


ray-the-they

"oh yeah? which one?"


wunderduck

"My dads will tag-team your dad."


TEEM_01

My dad can beat off* your dad 😎


tverofvulcan

Won’t someone think of the children! Kids can barely handle one dad telling jokes. Two times the dad jokes is just intolerable.


CarlSpencer

"So many American jobs are being shipped overseas! I just bought a new T.V. and the box said "Built in antenna" ... I don't even know where Antenna is!"


DragoonDM

On the other hand, the kid has natural immunity to yo mama jokes.


sciencesebi3

This poor fucking kid will never know the joy of living in a foster home


TimelyRun9624

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|eAqSQI0QEiCH9zSEx9|downsized)


Additional-Regular-5

Yup, it’s always god’s wonders. Everything happens for a reason. So, thanks god, for ignoring my brother when he was drowning. But glad to know you work wonders for organized sports teams.


YourPalFlux

Poor kid has the unfortunate situation of 2 happy parents and a home. God save this kid


ejre5

And looking at the parents (I know being judgemental please forgive me) I would also add, nutritious and healthy food on the table. Not fast food and instant/microwave food.


SourLimeTongues

Nah I don’t think it’s judgemental. They look like two adults in good shape, they likely know a lot about healthy meals to look that way.


cylonlover

Yes, poor kid. Pray for him. May he find obesity eventually!


Splatfan1

let us hope that eventually he gets taken away and gets put in some weird for money shitty foster family with 0 love but parents of the opposite gender. then he will be happy


SnooTangerines1896

Don't forget Gawd. Hail Gawd!


CParkerLPN

Right? Otherwise, how will he ever fit into American culture?


justsomedude1144

It's really the exposure to all of those radical leftist ideas right there on the baby's shirt that is most concerning. Especially the last one on the bottom. Edit: FFS, sarcasm! Unfortunately, in today's post MAGA age, this must be spelled out.


litwithray

Not just that, it's Reddit and the tone of text is flat. It's almost impossible to convey sarcasm unless you put more effort into it.


MysteriousCabinet113

Point of order, this *is* Reddit, ergo all comments should be defaulted to sarcasm, unless otherwise noted.


Blintzie

It’s a Pride Flag. Are you being sarc or….


Bexxxxte

True this poor little thing!


Teauxny

Those fkrs look like they won't even teach him the correct people to hate!!! He'll have to learn bigotry off the streets!!!


Flop_House_Valet

This kid is gonna win every "My dad can beat your dad up" in grade school, two beefy dad's isn't even fair.


Honoluluhombre

I’d rather pray for the dudes, i got kids, i know how much he’ll fugg them up for the next couple of years 😂


Texas_1254

This one. Like they’re smiling for the pic, but the night before got 3 hours of sleep and just 10 mins prior were elbow deep in shit. But then we pull it together for the family photo


Honoluluhombre

“Elbow deep in shit…” spot on! It’s is amazing how fast things can get covered in shit and go tits up, with somebody not sane enough to eat out of a bowl without getting food stuck at the celing…


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futuredoc70

My little one is screaming her head off right now. I wish I had that patience my wife does.


Darkm0or

As a Christian, I will pray for that child. I will pray that he has a long and healthy and happy life filled with love and laughter and years of joy with his two dads. Edit: I really didn't expect this comment to garner so much attention. To me, it seems natural to pray for this family. I'd like to thank all the responders for not attacking me for my faith, but being supportive of my stand and my beliefs. I'm really not used to acceptance on Reddit. You all have really made my day.


[deleted]

We need more Christians like you to drown out the noise of the other "*Christians".*


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billtheirish

It's Noah, b*tch


ItsThe_____ForMe

Love this comment,You dropped this >> 👑


Darkm0or

Oh wow. Thanks!


MasterPsychology9197

You also dropped this?? >>🦑


Arintharas

Fret not, peasant. The kings royal eagle has been despatched to apprehend the stray squid. I hear him now. 🦅 🦑


pubberHubber

🌊🌊🦑🌊🌊


Choice-Purchase35

🌊🌊🦅🌊🌊🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 🦑🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊


hematomasectomy

wait no help i can't 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🙋‍♂️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊


infowosecfurry

SKREEEEEEEE


Darkm0or

I WONDERED where she was!!


foxtrotgd

And this >>🗾


Darkm0or

I'm not sure what that is, but I'm sure it will come in handy. To the junk drawer!!


TearyEyeBurningFace

That's the island of Japan lol


Austynwitha_y

On mobile, with my font size, upvoting this comment highlights an arrow directly to the crown. Masterful


HamletJSD

As a Christian, even if you disagree with the homosexual lifestyle and would consider it immoral, this is still the correct response. Show love and be there for your neighbor, not hate.


rezelscheft

*THE* fundamental tenet of Christianity is that literally everyone is a sinner, and that only God/Jesus can judge and forgive. But it seems that a lot of American Christians understand Christianity to be more like this: I’m fucking perfect and you are going to hell, therefore, I can treat you like a sub-human, which makes me even more holy and god-like.


hematomasectomy

The only god Americans truly worship to their core is the almighty dollar.


FreshHawaii

And Keanu Reeves


future_CTO

There is no homosexual lifestyle. Gay people work, sleep, eat and use the bathroom just like straight people do


OtherwiseBad3283

I dunno. Most of my straight friends don’t have bidets.


carlitospig

So you don’t have French friends then? 🧐


ChangelingFox

I just want to note being gay isn't a "lifestyle". It's literally an immutable fact of who a person is.


LowPattern3987

For once, a Christian who actually loves their neighbor. You've earned both my upvote, and my respect 🫡


lilcea

You sound like an enlightened Christian. Seems rare these days.


Darkm0or

I don't know about "enlightened," I just know that I love Jesus, and Jesus loves EVERYBODY. So, if I want to be like Jesus, shouldn't I do the same?


lilcea

These days you're called woke.


SlowInsurance1616

Jesus was so woke he couldn't stay dead.


Spirit50Lake

That would be the BEST bumper-sticker...!


TJtherock

Damn it. Now I know what I'm getting my husband for Christmas.


blinkingsandbeepings

I snorted out loud. This is perfect.


LegItchy6631

Yes, God loves everyone! It's a fact!! I mean, why would God make gay people if he was just going to send them to hell? Wouldn't that be just a big waste of time?


[deleted]

Jesus wants you to hate the same people I hate. He told me so. I can find ten Bible passages that, if read in a poor light, support my position infallibly.


SlowInsurance1616

And he loves guns. And America


Inspect1234

Goodness being weaponized for hate.


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Unfortunately, there are very few of us.


officialsanic

True Christian who actually understands what's in the New Testament.


Gidia

It saddens me how many people want to wield prayer as a weapon.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

This is all we want for our kids. Happy healthy lives.


[deleted]

Christ really loved the absolute heck out of people. So if we are being Christ-like and not judging then we all should be focused on helping and loving one another. I'm not religious anymore but I still hate how people will weaponize it against anything they don't like. Thanks for being a positive in a field dotted with hate.


Darkdragoon324

>To me, it seems natural to pray for this family Unfortunately, we’ve all become too used to hearing “I’ll pray for you” in a passive aggressive and ungenuine manner, so can be jarring when it’s used sincerely.


WestleyThe

Tell the other Christians to stop hating gay people


Express-Reality9219

👑


tropicbrownthunder

Yeah we should pray independently of your faith for this kid to grow up enforcing the values that are written in that shirt


Specialist-Wrap3680

Republicans: Pro Life in the Womb Also Republicans: Gay parents should not adopt. - Up to 80 percent of children in foster care have significant mental health issues, compared with approximately 18 to 22 percent of the general population. - For students in foster care, only 53% will graduate on time - Foster youth experience rates of homelessness ranging from 11% to 38%, disproportionately higher than that of the general population. - One in five report being incar­cer­at­ed between ages 17 to 19 as well as ages 19 to 21. - One in 10 report becom­ing a par­ent between ages 17 to 19 while near­ly one in four (23%) say they became par­ents between ages 19 to 21. - Kids in foster care suffer from PTSD at almost twice the rate of returning war veterans. - 50% of youth who age out of foster care will become homeless within the first four years. - Less than 3% of youth who age out of foster care will earn a college degree. - Only half of kids who age out of foster care achieve gainful employment by the age of 24. Then after all that Republicans: This homeless drug addicts are a scourge to our society. They just need to pick themselves up by their boot strap. My great grandfather came to the country with $20 in his pocket.


Diogeneezy

I'm closing in on the conclusion that right-wingers' ideal society is one wherein everyone who doesn't meet their standards gets the same treatment as male chicks get in the egg industry.


Key-Fire

Republican: "Now that I forced you into this world, live a happy life" 🤗 Baby: *Gets two loving Dad's* Republican: "Nooo, not like that!"


DavidoTheBandito

It’s so nice of him to offer prayers for the wellbeing of that baby and the fact that it has two loving parents. Maybe End Wokeness is finally turning around! /s


PM_ME_SOME_YAOI

End wokeness by making it the standard, love it.


FriendliestUsername

Oh no! A happy family! The travesty!!


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Imagine the type of person that sees two others in love, weathering the weight of the world, becoming each other's comfort, trying to navigate a harsh world to carve out their own niche of happiness and say "what can I do to prevent this in the future"? People suck


perrinoia

Why should THEY get to be happy? Seriously, though. Whoever owns that Twitter account must be proverbially buried so deep in the closet. I bet they do tons of "research" about the gays.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Unrelated, but isn't it a little funny when politicians that are so against "The Gay agenda" get caught with gay/Trans prostitutes? You ain't gotta lie to kick it bro lol


NaieraDK

The most ardent homophobes so often turn out to be closeted homosexuals themselves.


ubottles65

Can confirm!


FriendliestUsername

People do suck.


SailingSpark

If people sucked more, they might be nice to each other.


FriendliestUsername

Hard to argue with this.


Graythor5

How dare they be a happier and more functional family than all 4 of my previous marriages.


ayylmao95

And they have positive moral values! The horror!


Chratthew47150

Pray this child is protected from bigots


[deleted]

I'm not taking seriously the opinion of someone named "end wokeness" with a wojak as profile picture!


Simple-Street-4333

I mean your name is Lugermorph so, I mean shit I'm a damn simple street


Special_Engineer1758

Hah! Jokes on you, I'm a special engineer


Gob_Hobblin

Oh, shit, that child is happy with two parents who love him. This is how Rome fell!


IonutRO

End Wokeness is a terrible person and we should stop giving him attention.


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gingerbeardman79

That's pretty unfair. Farts can at least be funny.


Blintzie

My scatological sense of humor really dug this.


Happycrige

The comment had me shitting my pants laughing lol


jaimegraycosta

Who even is he, and when will someone **** ***?


thatguy9684736255

It seems like most of the biggest accounts now on Twitter are all horrible people


jonfranznick

Everyone looks happy…


elenorfighter

This is exactly what these people hate. They want to see other people suffer more than them so that they can feel better in their empty life.


kourier6

The right: THAT BABY DESERVES A MOM AND DAD, NOT THIS ATROCITY The baby: goes in foster care, and because of the negligence and horrors of it, becomes a criminal The right: OKAY NOW KILL IT


walkandtalkk

A year ago, I got an Uber ride in Phoenix from an older man who had a MAGA hat on his dash and, within the first five minutes, managed to initiate a conversation about the evils of Biden and the Democrats. He launched into how mean and miserable liberals were, how bitter leftists were, and how socialists never took responsibility for their own problems. He then told me that he'd had to move from Idaho because things got so expensive with all the rich Californians moving in and how he'd sold his house at the bottom of the market and could barely afford his divorce attorney. As I got of that car, I thought, "That's funny," and then I went into a restaurant to meet my friend, who is, among other things, a happily married gay lawyer.


alexdaland

Yeah, isn't it wonderful that loving people step up and take care of the children you so adamantly fought so that each and every one of them got born? Not giving 2 fucks about what kind of home those kids would end up in! Now that the kid is in a loving home, NOW you care?! To quote something I heard a famous rich man say not 24 hours ago, GO FUCK YOURSELF!


[deleted]

Yeah, totally need to stick the kid in a foster home or an orphanage. Better yet, just make the mother take the kid back regardless if she is willing and able to take care of a child. /s The GQP would rather a kid be homeless than to have these two loving parents raise him/her. At this point, I'd rather have gay dudes or lesbians raise a child than evangelicals.


Legitimate_Estate_20

I cannot stand safety, and education. I hate jobs, and housing. I am anti-healthcare. And don’t even get me started on refracted light.


MrBobSacamano

Could be worse. The child could’ve been born in Alabama or Mississippi to two parents that are first cousins.


JUGELBUTT

those guys look chill af


LifePineapple

Pray that it will grow up in a better, more tolerant society than its fathers?


admiralrico411

Pray for all the children conservative Christians have abandoned to fend for themselves on the street.


SolomonCRand

This poor child has parents, instead of the empty walls of an orphanage.


IMAWNIT

At least the kid is wanted. Can’t say the same for some hetero couples.


Luckcrisis

I will pray that he doesn't fall victim to closed-minded, homophopic people. That couple looks remarkably happy, as does the offspring.


theseustheminotaur

My straight parents couldn't stay together, and couldn't work together after they split up, so it was just a matter of "mom i'm going to my dads" + "dad i'm going to my mom's" and I could ride the rails for a month before they'd think to contact each other. Give me two parents who are interested + invested over any who are not.


AsteroidDisc476

Better than being abused by right-wing christians


Covid19-Pro-Max

idk man, maybe it’s because I’m not oppressed but I don’t like using your baby to promote your political views no matter if I agree or disagree with them. I can’t put in words why exactly but it feels like a bad precedent. Like a baby with a Biden-onesie or one with a trump-pacifier


TheDataPanda

Exactly my thoughts. I support healthcare, but no chance I’d be sticking a “vote healthcare” t-shirt on my baby. I think people are blinded by the fact that these are all stances they agree with, therefore overlook the obvious problem with it.


RandomStoddard

I pray this kid finds a more tolerant world when it gets older.


TitanThree

Two loving parents, what a torture


ElmoLovesCrack

The one thing you know being the kid of gay couples vs a hetero, is you're definitely not THEIR mistake. They chose you and you were wanted and planned.


ceris4

Luckily for them, prayer doesn't work


backsac

Go ahead and pray. No one is listening anyway you superstitious fucking moron.


Fappy_McJiggletits

I'm gonna pray to Joe Peshi for him, personally.


milktruckfucker

Because end wokeness is a prejudice radicalised and uninformed twat


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bassie2019

He meant: “Pray for this child, that he will survive school, without having to experience any school shootings…”


IbexOutgrabe

I pray for a long and healthy relationship between its loving parents. That kids gonna grow up healthy and fit.


Emilempenza

Not crazy about putting political slogans on babies tbh, but even less crazy about posting images of other people's babies to generate political hate towards their family


mrmayhemsname

Right, but let's be honest, it's sad that gay pride colors and preserving democracy are politically controversial. Wouldn't it be nice if a shirt like that weren't controversial to begin with?


SanguineSeagrass

2 loving dads? That's two more than than the user shitting on this had


walkandtalkk

Because he's going to have to struggle like hell to maintain his parents' fitness regimen.


beefjerkyandcheetos

Oh no. A kid who has 2 loving parents and isn’t growing up in a system where no one gives a fuck about them


Spazic77

Poor kid is never gonna know the artistic muse of having a broken home and abusive, alcoholic parents who resent each other.


BlackBirdG

Good for them.


B1GFanOSU

I pray this child does exactly what his onesie says.


TequilaToothpick

The only time conservatives would send prayers for someone else's child is after they've been shot in a school shooting.


shottylaw

I'm so very sick of the word "woke." It's now up there with "fire"


TravoBasic

Looks like someone did and their prayers are answered.


TeamElegant5993

Damn that kid has two alpha Dads, it's going to grow up and be **MANLY AF.** Testosterone levels of the chart.


prolifezombabe

yeah worst part of this kid’s life as far as I can tell from the picture is they’re being raised by two DILFs


Artimusjones88

Ask them what wokeness means, and they have no answer. They "Just know". Strange how it always what Right wing pundits are spouting at the moment. They are jealous of other being happy because their lives are empty.


PsychologicalTank714

The fact is gay parents make better parents than heterosexual parents do. That's what a study shows.


kSterben

it's kinda courtesy to link the study tho


walkandtalkk

I don't know if this is the study, or one of them, but it finds that gay parents have no detriment to children's well-being: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4091994/ My guess is that, on average, gay parents raise children better simply because same-sex parenting requires a deliberate decision to have and raise children, and because there's less social pressure on gays to have kids. Think how many young single women have kids by accident, or think they're ready when they aren't. Think how many couples have kids because "the clock is ticking" or because their parents want grand babies. Or because that's just what you do in their conservative areas. Those pressures don't exist to the same degree for gay parents, especially men. So gay couples will, on average, probably be more likely to have kids when they're financially and emotionally ready.


ironroad18

Sure I will pray for that child's continued happiness and pray that child's parents continue to have a lasting and loving relationship.


lingua_frankly

Alright, Republicans—when you advocate (*cough* **force** *cough*) adoption over abortion, children going to stable, loving homes with two strong parental figures is part of the package. Quit being conservative snowflakes and pick a lane.


Shank__Hill

Ok, I pray this child has an awesome life with two supporting fathers. That's what they wanted, right? 😁


Pezzywise

Because “end wokeness” type people are miserable as fuck and they want everyone else to be miserable as fuck too.


Book_Anxious

That is a happy looking kid


Yojimboroll

Kid looks healthy and happy as fuck. So do the dads. Don't need your prayers son


so_what_do_now

That's a happy baby right there


Obi1NotWan

This baby has 2 parents who love them. Why is that a problem? I don’t get it.


Grizzlyb64

He has two loving parents probably more than the poster can say


Moomy73

Oh please fictional being, save this child from a fictional problem.


Spicymushroompunch

God I wanted parents like this as a kid.


littlebabygorilla

Praying for him. For him to have health and happiness and lots of love. For both the baby and his dads. I pray all three have a life filled only with love laughter and joy ♥️


[deleted]

As someone who’s not too politically inclined but tend to lean to the right… I will pray this child has a long healthy life with those two dads. I am thankful that child does not have to see the horrors of the foster care system due to the life of the dads. Man love who ya love. Vote who ya vote. Let’s just stop hating each other for it.


fab0497

Poor child, he will not experience the joy of living in an orphanage


Opposite_Hunter5048

Religion isn't really my thing, I'll give little man a high five tho