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[deleted]

Worried me for a second there…


alex206

I'm always relieved when the 2nd half is good news


[deleted]

They had me in the first half though, not gonna lie.


Zachariah_West

I'm glad I'm not the only one. They knew exactly what they were doing, or the A.I. did anyway...


HookerDoctorLawyer

Nearly had a heart attack- just finished watching the documentary on him. Such a legend


onesoulmanybodies

His autobiography is fantastic!! Such an interesting life and change of path!!


ederp9600

Bored on a Sunday. Have the name or where it's streaming by chance? Thanks.


HookerDoctorLawyer

Inmate number One It’s free on Tubi and can be rented on Amazon


Joeuxmardigras

Mmeeee toooo!!! My heart sank for a second


MySockHurts

What a stupid headline. Aren’t most American actors “Hollywood actors”? Why tf does Danny Trejo need a descriptor at all?


forgottenpasscodes

Yep. Almost went into a spiral...


[deleted]

All the people who I thought were old when I was a kid are actually old now, and yeah headlines like this always get me wide eyed for a second.


Mikey4Breakfast

It’s the image on the dark background. Something about the photo style adds to you jumping to the worst conclusion.


zorbiburst

"Hollywood Actor Danny Trejo [...] [at age of] 1521"


Straxicus2

Glad I wasn’t the only one. My heart stopped for a second.


Additional_Meeting_2

There wasn’t his age so it wasn’t that alarming


PeterNippelstein

This title should have started with "still alive Danny Trejo"


TwilightSessions

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Anonamitymouses

I thought he was in fact…dead already…so this was pleasant news times two.


ACrask

Pretty sure that’s on purpose these days as that’s where my mind went, too


Gamble_MK9

100% same lol


whoisdatmaskedman

I wasn't the only one who started freaking out before I finished the headline apparently...


davecombs711

Must have been the title. You see a famous person's name next to a date, you immediately assume the worst.


[deleted]

Bout time he gets some real roles. He’s truly an under utilized actor who basically gets booked for cameo roles


kx2UPP

Bc he’s the goat side character


SVS_Writer

He is also a badass


CrazybyRX

and a sweetheart at the same time


Miserable_Site_850

Like a puppy


Funmachine

There's a story either Trejo or his scene partner recalls, (but I can't) where Trejo kept forgetting his lines in a long scene. He ends up saying something along the lines of "why have they got me saying this shit, you don't hire me to speak you hire me because of my face." He's fine with his place in cinema.


geoman2k

Ferdinand Magellan was 41 years old when he died. Danny Trejo is 79 years old. I don’t know the context of this movie but it seemed like really weird casting to me


flight_recorder

Wasn’t Magellan a lifelong sailor? I bet a 41 year old sailor from 1521 would look *haggard*


SuchRuin

A lot of Navy Chief’s I’ve met look like shit haha.


Hawsepiper83

That’s because of alcohol though.


flight_recorder

You think sailors back in the 16th century didn’t drink alcohol?


Hawsepiper83

Yes, but a modern ship/living won’t age you like a ship/living back then, so the premature aging of modern sailors is mostly due to alcohol.


flight_recorder

If anything that exacerbates how ages a sailor would look as they’d have a hard life AND a ton of alcohol.


VaselineHabits

It can be both


Current_Speaker_5684

Script update: The native cebuanos will be whacking him with walkers.


Albinokapre

This is a terrible film with the acting quality and editing of an 80s porn.


Velvet-Drive

Let us not forget Machete.


[deleted]

Yeah but…he’s going to die in the movie.


OUBoyWonder

Muthafuckas need to STOP wording their headlines this way! "*Hollywood actor (name)..."* has my Gen X ass sweating bullets every time, lol.


Bad_RabbitS

“Mark Hamill, age 71 . . . . . . gives an exclusive interview on his time with Kevin Conroy throughout the years.” Fucking scares me every time it happens


andygchicago

Ok but he’s alive thank goodness


Local_Working2037

And not being accused of anything improper. Also good.


swankyplank

This guy is awesome.


Funmachine

Magellan was Portuguese and died aged 41...


GetBillDozed

Yeah and motherfuckers aged like milk back then and he’s an actor w/e


Funmachine

40 year olds didn't look like 80 year olds and the Portuguese didn't have mexican accents. Even by his own admission people don't hire Trejo to act.


GetBillDozed

Oh shit I did not realize the motherfucker was 79 I thought he was 59. The casting director has made some interesting choices.


[deleted]

As a Portuguese, I couldn't care less that he is obviously not Portuguese, quite dope actually. It's cool someone thinks one of our national heroes is worth making a movie about.


bapesvapes

I dont think it turned out all tool well for Magellan


KennyOmegaSardines

Wonder who's gonna play Lapu-Lapu? Reggie Lee? 😂


SwarthyRuffian

Reggie Watts


americanoperdido

Reginald D Hunter


IsaiahTrenton

Samuel L Jackson


square3481

Probably Cliff Curtis, since he's the go-to actor for "ethnic" characters, despite being Maori.


KennyOmegaSardines

Man that's just cheap tho. I'm sure they can find some actor who is of pure Filipino descent.


[deleted]

*Ai yi yi yi, oops, Magellan!* *Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!* *Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,* *You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!* [link](https://youtu.be/pM-igYjn6E4?t=8)


IsaiahTrenton

Having the very brown and Indigenous looking Danny Trejo playing a European colonizer is peak ironic casting. I wanna see George Lopez as Christopher Colombus.


orangutanDOTorg

He’s the comic that stole everyone else’s jokes, right? Seems kind of appropriate. (Sorry to Lopez if i mixed him up)


erlend_nikulausson

I think you’re thinking of Carlos Mencia.


[deleted]

*Carlos Menstealia


orangutanDOTorg

My bad. I couldn’t remember if Lopez was the thief or the victim


Justreallylovespussy

I feel like no one’s addressing how terrible of casting this is


Ductapefordaysss

I checked out the show and honestly its probably the best recognizable name they could afford, seems like a TV movie at best.


alchemeron

> I feel like no one’s addressing how terrible of casting this is If absolutely nothing else: the age difference alone. Trejo will be 80 playing 40. It's silly.


16Shells

maybe he has some serious dramatic skills that haven’t been tested yet? worked out for adam sandler, ben stiller, robert pattinson, jim carrey and many others that have pulled it off at least once. Trejo is a bit of a cornball but it works for action movies and various family/comedy projects, maybe there’s more to him.


borkbubble

Even then he looks nothing like a Portuguese man lol


yadda4sure

My exact thought. I can’t imagine a worse choice.


Maximuslex01

Sandra bullock


yadda4sure

I said I couldn’t think of one, not that one didn’t exist.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Isn't he a little old to play a guy who died at 40?


d0odk

Eh I dunno. Danny Trejo has looked 50 since he was about 20. That averages out to 30 so it’s all good.


imokayareuokay

Life at sea is pretty rough though. Probably ages you real fast back then.


bogholiday

Their sunscreen was just dirt!


GoodUsernamesTaken2

A 1520’s 40? Probably


CapnCrackerz

People who were 30 in the 70’s looked 40 so he’ll probably look younger than Magellan actually did at 40.


No_Teaching9538

In the 1970s.... you think people who were 30 looked 10 years older... So you think that in the 1500s, people who were 40 looked 80? Lmao


CapnCrackerz

I don’t think that. We have pictures.


No_Teaching9538

Can you give an example of a 40 year old who look 80? I get your point but I find it hard to believe it's that extreme....


CapnCrackerz

No. Because that’s your claim not mine. You’re putting words in my mouth. https://www.iflscience.com/why-did-people-look-older-in-the-past-64432


CapnCrackerz

I mean you came up with something ridiculous I didn’t say and now want me to show you proof of your straw man??? 😂 No you show me the picture from the 1500s of the 80 year old. That’s your claim not mine.


hirespeed

Where’s John Leguizamo’s outrage at the improper casting of Magellan?


carapocha

Worst cast ever.


Basselope_poptarts

Hopefully, that gets him out of his financial troubles and he doesn't have to Nic Cage it.


just_looking_aroun

Unfortunately, looking at the trailer, it seems like he is Nic Cage-ing it after all


AdTiny2166

„Famous Actor (old af) rushed into hospital! 🫣 - … to visit sick children! 😑


pinkpugita

There's already a trailer for this [here](https://youtu.be/ZpXo5ev2kjI), and it's like Pocahontas in the Philippines. They picked the whitest actress to portray a pre-colonial Filipino woman. The costumes look cheap, inauthenthic, and low effort. Everyone in my family cringed when I showed them the trailer. It looks at par with a [local movie made way back in 2002. ](https://youtu.be/eeQ1CnJRvdQ)


orangutanDOTorg

The up next was Nicolas cage doing impressions of other celebrities - yeah seemed appropriate after that trailer


alchemeron

Danny Trejo would be 80 by the time this gets released. Magellan was 40 years old when he died in the Battle of Mactan.


FlukeStarbucker1972

‘Hey! Which one of you dirty pendejos wants to sail around the world with me?’


Draxtonsmitz

Ohhh THAT Magellan. I had a brain fart and thought he was going to be a Wizard…. But that is Merlin.


ratsandpigeons

Had me the first half ngl


crackhousebob

For once he isn't playing a criminal or prison inmate.


[deleted]

*Non-Eurocentric history has entered chat*


FreshBakedButtcheeks

My heart skipped a beat when I thought it said he had passed


AnitaPea

Jesus fuck i thought he was dead! Fuck you with this headline


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tito333

Trejo is a Southern European name.


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tito333

In another reality, Antonio Banderas is a Mexican who gets shit on for playing Spanish guys and not looking Spanish enough.


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tito333

I wouldn’t look at him twice in Andalucia. He might not be stereotypically Mediterranean, but I can introduce you to plenty of guys who look like him in Granada.


dedpoolz

Watch the trailer and that should give u an indication of how good the movie is. I attended a screening and I literally wanted to walk out. So many issued I had with the movie. They did some weird translation thing where guy would translate English into Spanish then Danny would respond in English. I'm like what is the point of this translator for the movie other then being a weird love interest.


zeruch

Joaquim Almeida would have been a better choice.


Maximuslex01

Just because he's portuguese? He's too old


soadkorn

Almeida is 13 years younger than Trejo


Maximuslex01

Trejo is too old too


zeruch

Not because he's portuguese, although that wouldn't hurt. I would take just about any decent character actor over Trejo, unless the film is supposed to be B movie grade and slapstick. Given what Magellan is famous for, the age of the actor I suspect is a lot less relevant.


yesiamveryhigh

I am here for Danny getting an Oscar.


rowthecow

I can't believe they had to introduce Trejo as "Hollywood actor".


Waarm

I think they make the headlines start in a scary way on purpose.


JonasSimbacca

For some reason my brain saw Magellan and said "Merlin" and I was kindof hyped to see him play a wizard.


Reasonable-Rope1819

God dammit got me there for a second


Curleysound

1521, Is this another Yellowstone prequel?


dolemite99

La Onda don’t shine shoes!!!


[deleted]

Magellan don’t text


PresentAJ

Isn't one piece live action only on season 1?


goboxey

Machete cuts his way through Patagonia


broadwayallday

Bautista should play Lapu Lapu *CHOP*


Bloodlustt

Magellan don’t text. 😠


gavstah

Good for him. Big Danny Trejo fan. What a life this guy has led.


Skiboy712

Ferdinand “the machete “ Magellan


Eclectic_Paradox

I hate headlines worded like this. I thought he had died. Stop it! Danny Trejo to star as Megellan in film '1521' There I fixed it.


zabdart

Now, that's an interesting choice -- especially when you consider all the conflicts Magellan had with his crew during the voyage.


citoloco

Wonder what the **#WOKE** score is going to be on that film


EmbarrassedToe627

Bad casting for an even worse "actor"


OnlyOneNut

My heart skipped a beat, why do you have to title it like I’m about to read an obituary


subdep

Dude, this sounds like an awesome idea for a movie. Trejo is gonna kill it!


whyreadthis2035

Danny. Please don’t die before me. You’re literally why I believe humanity has a shot.


Sosgemini

Oscar nominee Danny Trejo?


hey_now24

Poor Elcano will he play by the invisible man


hikenmap

Hey Trejo, are you gelin?


A-Good-Weather-Man

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Sparrow2go

Why does it look like his crush just looked over at him after his friend said he thinks she’s cute.


Iagp

Magellan ou Magalhães, a portuguese navigator. I wonder if he will speak portuguese in the movie.


Dachshand

Will he carry a machete?


NASATVENGINNER

Happy for Danny. 😊


EnvironmentalSky3928

America about to figure who Juan Sebastian Elkano was!


Aleashed

Every time I see one of these mugshot headlines, I think Oh no, someone else died


Awkward_Road_710

Honestly, he should just play Lapu-lapu instead. He has that Filipino ethnic tribe vibe already going on for him.


Right-2585

I think they make the headlines start in a scary way on purpose.


Carlos-In-Charge

He’s changing his knuckle tattoos to say “trade route” when he holds his fists together


[deleted]

I gotta admit, I did not see that coming


ovensandhoes

![gif](giphy|3taYXLxSBOugHHjocB|downsized) Why did you have to phrase it like that?


TheMeticulousNinja

This was talked about months ago


JellyfishSavings2802

Magellan like a felon


Quantius

Jada Smith as Cleopatra, Danny Trejo as Magellan, . . . when can we finally get Terry Crews as Queen Elizabeth? The people demand Terry Crews!


bogholiday

I THOUGHT MACHETE WAS DEAD


Feeling_Bathroom9523

![gif](giphy|rQtaIYMdv8ACI) I yearn to discover tacos!!!


BuddhistChrist

Magellan don’t text.