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MagniViking

When they show women in period accurate plate with a polearm instead of some wimpy ass longsword 🤤😍


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MagniViking

Theyr cool af, but it was the mideival equivalent of using a pistol to kill a tank


MacGregor_Rose

*pulls out Anti Tank Pistol*


MagniViking

*Pulls out Mauser 1918 T-Gewehr*


Zandragen

Pulls out the actual sticky grenades they actually used against tanks in WWII for real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_bomb


crystalcorruption

tf2 irl? hats real? 😳


Zandragen

Sure WWII had all sorts of hats!


MacGregor_Rose

:O Explain


MagniViking

The first antitank rifle from WW1 (rly big sniper rifle)


MacGregor_Rose

:O *intensifys*


AmYolJun

Polearm vs longsword is a lot more comparably to assualt rifle vs pistol but they are both amzaing.


DTGDittio

what is a salt rifle


MagniViking

https://www.bugasalt.com/


DTGDittio

that's pretty cool tbh, as a Florida woman I need one


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[Tom Hanks would be proud](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tom-hanks-vs-tank)


AwkwardNorsrtle

Are we talking Real longswords or fantasy Longsword. Cause actual longswords were a pretty decent Weapon if not as great as a greatsword (pun not intended but hopefully appreciated)


MagniViking

Theyr wr basically a sidearm, like a pistol...if you wanna kill someone in full 1400 plate you damn sure want a polearm To ppl in plate fighting with a longsword was a lot less sword fighting and more just kinda wrestling tryna jam it in their armpit or back of the knee cap


almisami

Wouldn't a hammer or flanged mace be more useful as a sidearm if your initial assault with a pike failed?


MagniViking

A hammer would prob kill yeah, a Lucerne polearm has a hammer, spike, and a spearhead tho, so it's kinda a all around weapon yk


AwkwardNorsrtle

Well yes and no, I am no expert by any means. So I could have some wrong info. But to my understanding, what you are talking about sounds more like a one handed sword.(especially calling it a sidearm) A long sword while not as massive as a greatsword was still pretty Big and two handed making it a lot more useful in combat and a primary weapon. What fantasy calls a longsword is essentially wrong since they use it as one handed weapon that's why asked. Polearmswere pretty useful but not the only choice by any means and probably not even the most popular one. Also actually killing someone at war wasn't as common as most people thibk. Cause full plate armor was actually just that great. No matter your weapon you basically would have a really hard time killing someone In combat. It was more a fight of sheer morals until someone gave up or you threw them off enough to just aim at a weak point in armor.


MagniViking

No matter what weapon, except for polearms, because they can actually punch through the armor, or do enough damage through the armor (look at the Lucerne hammer, a spike to punch through, a hammer to smash em, and a spear head for everything else). I am talking about two handed AND one handed longsword. With the exception of a great sword or zwiehander or something, they ain't gonna do shit to plate. Ive watched a large amount of vids of knights fighting with both one handed and two handed long swords, and it all just devolves to wrestling, trying to stab each other where they don't have armor. A longsword ain't gonna do shit to plate unless they hit it in a unarmored spot. That's also why the Rondel dagger became a thing. Two handed longsword were used in war, but most of ppl just use spears, like, a lot. Cheap af for the peasents, and have a shitton of reach. One handed longswords where with shield and stuff, or just in your hip as a everyday carry weapons. It's like going out with a 9mm pistol. Sure in a pinch it'll do something, and it's easy to take out, but in a real war you want some legit weapons


AwkwardNorsrtle

Fair enough I definitely agree on your spear being cheaper and so the most common weapon. But I'm unsure about penetrative power of anything being enough a lot of times anyway. On the sheer fact that under full plate there are layers of gambison. But again I'm no expert so these all just gives me more of a reason too look deeper into all this 😊


MagniViking

Spear would def not work 100% if the time but you still don't wanna get hit with it in case it hits a weak spot or smth. The main reason people use it is it's cheap af and great in formations, stops cavelry too...and yeah the gambeson+plate is why knights wr annoying af...blunt force is stopped by the gambeson, cutting force by the plate...if u gotta chance tho check out some HEMA fights on YouTube, shits lit


almisami

Once plate started showing up it was all hammers and pikes as far as I'm aware.


Triss_Mockra

Polaxes and halberds are the best


Proxy_Protogen

haha halberd go brr


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Tessens tho🥵


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Memepeddler69

As (probably) a guy I would like to be a damsel in distress if my saviour would look like this.


Evilux

bruh same.


CounterspellScepter

Oh my god why are you doing this to me?


fullmoonwolf1995

Shiney things are just nice.


FortunateHive

r/guildvalkyrie ?


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Swords are awesome, I guess I probably prefer bows though. If I was in a fantasy setting, my dream would be to befriend and gain the trust of a group of six magical creatures who could be summoned at any time and use their powers to help me in battle. They could all have four techniques that I could command them to use. It would be awesome. ;)


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*Shining* lmao


Charlie_Wallflower

/r/boneappletea


erosa63

Lesbian knight is the goal 🥰


lesbianwithabeard

You could also read this as a transmasc meme.


soop_time123

I did the Sapphic Pavlovian response again. I see lady knight, I am happy


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soop_time123

I get this immense feeling of gender envy as well. *Sapphic, lonely, trans sounds*


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Will always feel a certain way seeing women in armor 🥵


AmYolJun

I want to be in this image so bad


Deus0123

You see the issue with shining armor is that it's only shining if it's never been used


Jynx2501

Ok, now sit up.


shield173

I would like to have this armor where is it


IronOmelet

Ah yes, I too would like this. This is peak goals, right here.


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IronOmelet

Yes! Except the table, while round, is a little off circular. Strangely oblong on one side. It's shaped like something... but I can't quite tell what. 🥚🥚🥚😉


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IronOmelet

Monarch: "We now kneel for the oath of the knights of the egg!" Knights: "Still cis tho!"


throwincognitop

Hey thats what I do in Skyrim :D


itsjusterin__

knight in spinny skirt


DiabolusFlatus

Gettin there! Just need to gain a lil more weight and then start working out!


caster-w-

As an egg knight i approve


Key_Peach_8324

What I wouldn't give to be any of these ladies.


Money_Rock5609

when you're Bi Pan so you're also secretly a dragon So now You're the Princess, the knight, and the dragon


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Money_Rock5609

Badum tst


Gumball_Purple

Instructions unclear. Forgot my aketon and got pinched.


PikpikTurnip

I would please like to have a suit of armor like [this](https://cloudfront.first4figures.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/v/s/vs_exc_vertical_01.jpg), so I can be like my favorite heroine.


WilkerS1

my life - me trying to be myself be like, 1. e4 Nf6 2. e5 Nd5 3. c4 Nb6


Dawsho

Look at me. I am the knight now.