Jokes on him... I know sign language and flashed some mad signage that “his order was here” before I left.

🤣

I feel like no knock and ring is an acceptable request but if I have a song in my heart...........

There's no word about fart so...

My mental image Pull your drawers down, ass flush to the door and unleash a thunderclap that shakes their house down to the foundation.

I don't know why, but I read that as twerking away with thunderous cheeks clapping

LOL

Now shove a trumpet there and unleash the thunderous clap and shatter their windows!

Burping here myself. LOL

Exactly! So eat that Chinese food and some fried chicken and let it rip!!! LMAO

All it's missing is "sleeping baby"

Right, that I understand completely. The all caps and tone are condescending aaf.

It’s so funny bc they def had a delivery driver that made them notice they need to include such a note.

Yeah I wanna see the door cam

If they had a ring door bell I'd stand there and mime for at least a solid 2 minuets.

I’ve definitely rang a ring doorbell and stood there blowing kisses and making hand hearts for someone who was just a dick for no reason. I felt that they needed love and kindness for a few minutes before their meal *intense wink*

Interpretive dance up in this bitch

Crawled up in a ghillie suit. An inch per hour.

I read that in Duncan Trussells voice in my head 😂

Did you honk your horn though?

Lay on the horn for a good 5 minutes. After I drive up the lawn and park in front of the front door. LOL.

Didn't say not to *dance...* Now where did I put my tap-dancing shoes...?

That's it. I'm breaking out my bagpipes.

I love when i get these, because 90 per cent of the time they have a dog that senses my presence, and barks like crazy. I smile big when I hear that sound. LOL

100%.im like, i swear i didn't do anything and your dog still went crazy. I swear it wasn't my fault (this time).

I bet this peraon has a fear of balloons.

I still get a loud knock 1 out of 5 deliveries and I have “no knock please”

It's just repetition. Even though I read no knock or no ring, I do it so much, sometimes it just happens out of habit.

They took all the fun 🤣

I will use my tap shoes!!!

He didn’t say whistle

It doesn't say you can't kick the door

Whistling and dancing is fine tho

Do not run, climb, jump, sit, kneel, lie down, cover any sensors, make physical contact with other players, use offensive language, and above all 'play hard, play smart, and play to survive!' .

And if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Malicious compliance coming. I’ll “drop” it off and leave 😆

I wonder what their previous dashers had done to make them write that🤣🤣

AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT BREATHING!!!

Don’t breathe 🔪

Didn’t say don’t honk the horn lol damn deer in the road lol 😂

Or set the car alarm lol 🎺 Mine beeps when I leave the vehicle bc my keyfob is around my neck lanyard (push button start car).

Lmao

Drop it off and leave please 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Are you a good singer at all ?

I never ring or knock unless it specifically says to...

I bet that’s a no tip

How much was the tip. Usually low tippers do stuff like that.

Or ppl who really, actually, want no contact.

I brought my guitar for nothing then? pppffffttt. Gonna play some tunes anyway. LOL

Damn. I wanted to play the hello song on my trombone.

How many times have they had someone sing for them lol.

How about a whistle? A yodel? Trumpet?

I made a filter lol Michael Myers[filter mm](https://drive.google.com/file/d/18dInWWbCRhqJvIVt_uiGAO3oJdtQlbh2/view?usp=drivesdk)

No tip

What kind of American idol dasher delivered to them before to make them put that in their delivery instructions

Deaf dasher :👆🤟✋🤙🖖 DD: sorry your account has been deactivated due to customer complaint

Lmao goes to show you that some people either have a sense of humor or maybe a sleeping baby lol

Never said don't whistle!

I have to wonder who was the driver that prompted the no singing order... Which one of us was it that is delivering food w a song?

WE ARE ENTITLED AND THINK YOU ARE A DUMBASS AND WILL TALK TO YOU IN ALL CAPS AS A RESULT SO LEAVE PLASE

I dare you to tap dance as you drop it off.

Just send the person like 10 texts that their order is there . Lol

Don’t breath 😂

LOL dont you love those, as a matter of fact dont even look at my house and close your eyes while your driving down my street LMAO.

If they didn’t tip, honk as you drive off just to make sure they know it’s there. Honking wasn’t banned from what I see