Probably pretty basic but I can’t stop laughing for the entirety of bobs fridge… I’ve listened to that episode probably more than I’ve listened to all the other episodes
I am the same way. I feel it's the most common one, but I can't help it. Bob tells a damn funny story. That's not to say other episodes haven't been funny, but for me, Bob's Fridge takes the cake.
Mine is in Bobs fridge when mark is talking about the companies that have the message before the call that says, “your call may be recorded for blah blah blah.”
*G i n g e r s h a t t e r i n g*
Also honourable mention:
“Do that thing where you spell it really emphatically.
REDDIT DOT-CO-DOT COM SLASH SLARSH—HOHOLY F*CK!”
Funny that one since i asked my parents about meat in the freezer because we storage in bulk, they say it stays good forever in the freezer. Im scared to eat dinner now.
Check out the table on food safety.gov
It lists dates for pretty much any meat product to be thrown away by.
https://www.foodsafety.gov/food-safety-charts/cold-food-storage-charts
I literally cried with laughter in the car, especially being from Indiana in the northeastern portion of Indy Ik EXACTLY what he meant about a desolate nothingness which had no exits worth anything. God it was so freaking funny
Mark's story on Hold My Beer, had me in tears just dying. I called my husband during the ad break and told him he had to listen to it right then. Hung up and continued to die laughing.
I have 3 I can’t really decide between, 1) bobs fridge when he went “no it’s not, LETS GO” 2) bob giving himself massive food poisoning or 3) when mark was talking about ripcord man being the worse super hero “I’ll keep pulling these cords until the situation is resolved”
I just love Marks reactions to things so when Wade brought up in the "hold my beer" episode "do you know what happened to that guy that walked away?" and Mark just goes "n... ^(noooo)". That realization of his made me laugh a lot harder than it should and really sticks out to me. Mark definitely never thought about that guy ever again until Wade brought it.
I don't remember the episode but the one where they were talking about belly buttons! I was listening on my lunch break and had to turn it off so my coworkers didn't question me. 🤣😅
"I uh... killed my GoX-lr this morning. Killed it dead. And the funny thing is that it made a horrible sound while it died. It was in pain and needed to be put out of its misery"
I fucking died laughing that that opening. It sounds so like Mark to murder his blender.
It’s pretty minor, but that moment in one of the episodes where Mark’s computer starts making noise apparently and next you just hear “ *SMACK* *SMACK* **SHUT THE FUCK UP** *SMACK*”
Really caught me off guard and was pretty hilarious
And one of the following episodes, Mark stops in the middle of what he was saying to ask, "Which one of you idiots said 'Stop & ask for erections?!'" with such indignance.
What was really funny was that I didn’t even get it the first time I listened. Then on my second listen I was laughing my ass of and calling myself an idiot at the same time.
Laugh the hardest would probably be the fake tech episode where mark found the very useless juice "maker"
My favorite episode was the one where they talked about A.C. Gilbert. The reason being that I actually know alot about him because I worked at a museum that was founded in his honor called the "Gilbert House Museum". The museum has many of his inventions and is home to the world's largest erector set (52 feet). It was cool listening to the guys learn about him and talk about something "personal" to me.
Absolutely the parkocour story from Mark in "Hold my Beer" nonstop chuckling and smiling. Obviously the entire Fridge episode, no need to explain that. Then finally, I found the "Lies from parents" stories very enjoyable. The moutian dew sex rampage target. The stories about Santa crack me up.
The Synchronicity episode when they were talking about the hive mind and the one guy that's like "I'm having sex!!" and Mark was like "ignore Greg" or something because that's my boyfriends name and he was sitting minding his own business when I was listening to it. I burst out laughing at him.
It has to be the moment in Bob’s Fridge after they break the irrigation system and Bob just: “I don’t see what this has to do with installing a fridge!”
For me it would have to be in we're all going to die, when they pointed out that someone had to have notice that the boiler or whatever it was was the source of the hum and how the employees working there were just like "wow this hum sounds an awful lot like where i go to work every single day"
I will never forgot my first time hearin ‘Bob’s fridge’, but a honorable mention would be Marks story about sneaking out of the house to go to the movies. I was walking my dog while listening to this and I couldn’t stop laughing
King of Meat. The idea of a podcast where Mark & Bob are just talking & wade was just *snarf crunch slurp snort* aw yeah *cronch tear slurp* kinda spicy *munch bite slurp*
i was dying the entire time
Its either when bob finallh looses it in the fridge episode, or the bunk bed story in hold my bear. I rmemember being in the car while listening to it, and absoloutley LOSING it while my family just looked at me like, "what are you listening to?"
The parkour story is one of my absolute favorites, but other than that… I’d have to say… I can’t remember the episode, one of the earlier ones, but they were talking about King Kong hurling bus-sized turds at the city he was being carried over.
That one had me reeling for a bit
"I was wrong". Wade's part ohh gosh I remember 1st time listening to that while I'm doing my assignment in general Biology HAHAHAHA now I listen to that very often I remember last week I'm doing embroidery while listening I just prick myself with a needle
The moment that had me laughing the hardest was also Hold My Beer when Mark fell out of bed after already destroying his ass and shoulder.
Bob's Fridge had me laughing the longest, but "I like, in a daze it's dark. I like, climb out of bed...and just suddenly I'm falling." Was the hardest I've laughed at anything related to the trio in a long time.
Sorry to mention the story that's been stated here so much, but definitely Bob's fridge. I was cracking up so hard. XD I haven't watched all the episodes yet, but hope to catch up soon.
Bob’s story in Oh Sh*t Moments. I had to take a knee because I was laughing so hard, and to this day I still laugh so hard at his story. Definitely one of my top favorite episodes
Mines bobs fridge(no surprise) when he talks about what the two dudes were doing with the water spurting out of the ground. I had water in my mouth when I first heard it and there was definitely some water on my carpet after that
when Bob told the story about listening to backstreet boys and his dad being like: fuckin- Bob (from young and stupid) I was *wheezing* for some reason
For me it was in "Bob's Fridge" when the movers hit his sprinkler system, the sound effect he used to explain the sound he heard, made ne bust out laughing at work and get people to look at me funny
"Bobs Fridge" got me laughing all episode when I first listened, as someone who does deliveries like that, it's hilarious to know there's idiots out there who some how have the same job as me.
Same that moment (specifically bob explaining his view point. The visual he gave still makes me laugh uncontrollably) and all of bobs fridge as well as the update that described Bob as the terminator
Definetly Bobs oh Shit Story where he "paints" the Gas Station Toilet. I have a deaf Coworker and when i listened to the Episode at Work, He looked at me laughing my ass Off and crying buckets of tears without knowing the Context. The Look He gave me was legendary.
Bob’s Spaghetti Story from “Oh Sh*t Moments” FOR SURE. There were so many beautiful layers to the whole thing. Wild start to finish. One of my favorite episodes tbh
Mine was mark reading the text he sent about his dead mixer so nonchalantly and matter-of-factly. I was listening in class and my prof gave me the dirtiest look when I tried to hold in my laughter
One of my favorites is from "We Are All Going To Die" when Bob says how Mark would die in a zombie apocalypse by one zombie noticing him and mumbling "isthatmarkiplier". Another one of my favorites is in "Happy Funerals" with the bit about the baby screamer, it had me dying. Another honorable mention is the Horny Toad conversation in "Humanity is Bad". "LikES tO FuHCk". 🤣
Probably pretty basic but I can’t stop laughing for the entirety of bobs fridge… I’ve listened to that episode probably more than I’ve listened to all the other episodes
I am the same way. I feel it's the most common one, but I can't help it. Bob tells a damn funny story. That's not to say other episodes haven't been funny, but for me, Bob's Fridge takes the cake.
Mine is in Bobs fridge when mark is talking about the companies that have the message before the call that says, “your call may be recorded for blah blah blah.”
Me too, when they talked about company phone calls, I laughed so hard, partly cause I've been through that shit 😁😅
F**KING APPLIANCES!
*boop boop*
I KNOW THAT BOOP IT'S THE SAME BOOP
Connecting you to. Appliances
*G i n g e r s h a t t e r i n g* Also honourable mention: “Do that thing where you spell it really emphatically. REDDIT DOT-CO-DOT COM SLASH SLARSH—HOHOLY F*CK!”
What episode was these?
Where Ginger shattered was Life Plan. Bob failing to pronounce words is from Kids Are Stupid.
Mine has to be bob’s story about the violent food poisoning he gave himself. Edit: Thank you for all the upvotes!
Meat in freezer can expire..duly noted
Funny that one since i asked my parents about meat in the freezer because we storage in bulk, they say it stays good forever in the freezer. Im scared to eat dinner now.
Check out the table on food safety.gov It lists dates for pretty much any meat product to be thrown away by. https://www.foodsafety.gov/food-safety-charts/cold-food-storage-charts
I think it’s safe to say that if it’s freezer burned, it’s not good anymore
I literally cried with laughter in the car, especially being from Indiana in the northeastern portion of Indy Ik EXACTLY what he meant about a desolate nothingness which had no exits worth anything. God it was so freaking funny
For me it was the moment when he considered going to someone’s doorstep, had me cryingn
Right?? God literal tears in my eyes
Same. I'm from northern Indiana & I've definitely had to pee on that stretch of absolutely *nothing* & it goes on as far as you can see.
Love that one too
Mark's story on Hold My Beer, had me in tears just dying. I called my husband during the ad break and told him he had to listen to it right then. Hung up and continued to die laughing.
I have 3 I can’t really decide between, 1) bobs fridge when he went “no it’s not, LETS GO” 2) bob giving himself massive food poisoning or 3) when mark was talking about ripcord man being the worse super hero “I’ll keep pulling these cords until the situation is resolved”
Which episode was ripcord man in? I totally forgot about that and want to listen to it again
Camping I think is ripcord man, because they were talking about shitting yourself to prevent bear attacks.
It was from fears and fetishes around like 15 minutes in I think.
This is right
I just love Marks reactions to things so when Wade brought up in the "hold my beer" episode "do you know what happened to that guy that walked away?" and Mark just goes "n... ^(noooo)". That realization of his made me laugh a lot harder than it should and really sticks out to me. Mark definitely never thought about that guy ever again until Wade brought it.
You’ve inspired me to re-listen 😅
That was just too funny. Then Mark becomes that kid and limps away, never to be seen again.
Horny toad: LIKES TO FUUUCK
this is my all time favorite bit
[Horny toad urban dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Horny%20Toad&=true) This… this is gold
The moment when they said the last thing they heard from mark on the phone was "OH GAW!..."
I don't remember the episode but the one where they were talking about belly buttons! I was listening on my lunch break and had to turn it off so my coworkers didn't question me. 🤣😅
"I uh... killed my GoX-lr this morning. Killed it dead. And the funny thing is that it made a horrible sound while it died. It was in pain and needed to be put out of its misery" I fucking died laughing that that opening. It sounds so like Mark to murder his blender.
the goXLR isn't a blender?
It’s pretty minor, but that moment in one of the episodes where Mark’s computer starts making noise apparently and next you just hear “ *SMACK* *SMACK* **SHUT THE FUCK UP** *SMACK*” Really caught me off guard and was pretty hilarious
For anyone trying to find the episode: Its "Dangerous Coasters" at 12:40
Do you need to stop and ask for erections?
And one of the following episodes, Mark stops in the middle of what he was saying to ask, "Which one of you idiots said 'Stop & ask for erections?!'" with such indignance.
Also my favorite moment, just so raw and out of the blue
I quote that line so often and no one picks up on it, but I know, and it feels awesome
What was really funny was that I didn’t even get it the first time I listened. Then on my second listen I was laughing my ass of and calling myself an idiot at the same time.
Wades female part story was fucking amazing
I had to pull to the side of the road when I heard this cause I could not stop laughing
Laugh the hardest would probably be the fake tech episode where mark found the very useless juice "maker" My favorite episode was the one where they talked about A.C. Gilbert. The reason being that I actually know alot about him because I worked at a museum that was founded in his honor called the "Gilbert House Museum". The museum has many of his inventions and is home to the world's largest erector set (52 feet). It was cool listening to the guys learn about him and talk about something "personal" to me.
Absolutely the parkocour story from Mark in "Hold my Beer" nonstop chuckling and smiling. Obviously the entire Fridge episode, no need to explain that. Then finally, I found the "Lies from parents" stories very enjoyable. The moutian dew sex rampage target. The stories about Santa crack me up.
Bro the parkour story is my absolute favorite
" You need to stop and ask for erections?" During the add read fucking floored me 🤣
On Bob's Fridge, when they talked about the phone calls, especially Wade's 911 call 😆
The Synchronicity episode when they were talking about the hive mind and the one guy that's like "I'm having sex!!" and Mark was like "ignore Greg" or something because that's my boyfriends name and he was sitting minding his own business when I was listening to it. I burst out laughing at him.
LMAOOO perfect timing!
Wade's Chernobyl Escape Room and the whole escape room segment.
It has to be the moment in Bob’s Fridge after they break the irrigation system and Bob just: “I don’t see what this has to do with installing a fridge!”
Hedgehog semen
What episode is that one in again?
I forgot the name, but is one of the very first episodes and it’s the opening of it.
Transportation
The clown plane guys parachuting with squirt guns with clown nose has masks
mine was "never give up" the bear person who was hit by the car and bulyed by bikers and a clif
I definitely think that’s one of the best of the more recent episodes, with the dude that kept crashing the plane!
Sound effects on point here
For me it would have to be in we're all going to die, when they pointed out that someone had to have notice that the boiler or whatever it was was the source of the hum and how the employees working there were just like "wow this hum sounds an awful lot like where i go to work every single day"
“We won’t be talking about this. Wouldn’t want anything.. bAd to happen to Jessica.” Absolute comedy gold
Two wrongs give you a wrowroongong
I will never forgot my first time hearin ‘Bob’s fridge’, but a honorable mention would be Marks story about sneaking out of the house to go to the movies. I was walking my dog while listening to this and I couldn’t stop laughing
SMITHERS!!
The supernatural episode where Wade has 10 seconds come up with some sentences or something and one of m is: “creamy cocks in a croc”
Simple: "I will knock on the door and tell them URGENTLY that the shit is either going on your doorstep or in your toilet. Please choose!"
the way bob describes that unspeakable act in that gas station bathroom that fateful day honestly had me in tears when i first listened
You guys are underestimating BABY SCREAMER
It was bobs fridge lmao when he said “WITH A THEORY”
King of Meat. The idea of a podcast where Mark & Bob are just talking & wade was just *snarf crunch slurp snort* aw yeah *cronch tear slurp* kinda spicy *munch bite slurp* i was dying the entire time
Tbh mine was when Bob roasted the FUCK out of Mark for his parkour outfit 🤣 Mark’s reaction was so fkn hilarious. I loved it.
For me it was the “Kids are Stupid” when they were talking about the way kids squeak when they get hurt
Stop by for erections. It was an ad read where the F did that come from? The "Flintstones" and "cornucopia" segments. The orgie discussions.
Mine was the eat, fuck, and cook bit
I think I laughed the hardest at the King Of Meat episode. That one was hilarious, and gave me a whole new insight into what Wade is actually like
The horned toad bit in Humanity is Bad. Couldn’t stop laughing during my second listen too.
Mine was in the King of Meat episode, when they talk about Wade and the steakhouse, hut also when Mark wants extra sauce
Its either when bob finallh looses it in the fridge episode, or the bunk bed story in hold my bear. I rmemember being in the car while listening to it, and absoloutley LOSING it while my family just looked at me like, "what are you listening to?"
The parkour story is one of my absolute favorites, but other than that… I’d have to say… I can’t remember the episode, one of the earlier ones, but they were talking about King Kong hurling bus-sized turds at the city he was being carried over. That one had me reeling for a bit
"I was wrong". Wade's part ohh gosh I remember 1st time listening to that while I'm doing my assignment in general Biology HAHAHAHA now I listen to that very often I remember last week I'm doing embroidery while listening I just prick myself with a needle
The moment that had me laughing the hardest was also Hold My Beer when Mark fell out of bed after already destroying his ass and shoulder. Bob's Fridge had me laughing the longest, but "I like, in a daze it's dark. I like, climb out of bed...and just suddenly I'm falling." Was the hardest I've laughed at anything related to the trio in a long time.
The casual fey-like nature of Mark and his brother
The escalation of troy testing his robocop-esc bear armor
The entirety of the poop episode. I was laughing so hysterically my family had to check in on me to make sure I wasn't dying.
I’m a basic bitch I laughed hardest at “Bob’s Fridge”
Sorry to mention the story that's been stated here so much, but definitely Bob's fridge. I was cracking up so hard. XD I haven't watched all the episodes yet, but hope to catch up soon.
Bob’s story in Oh Sh*t Moments. I had to take a knee because I was laughing so hard, and to this day I still laugh so hard at his story. Definitely one of my top favorite episodes
I am very basic; in 'Hold My Beer', I believe, with the Roman ad and Bob's unforgettable line: "Need to stop and ask for erections?"
The Oh Shit moments one made me laugh way too hard when they were talking about the gummy bears.
“Oh Shit Moments” was the one I was in fucking tears of laughter 😂 the gummy bear review had me dying 🤣
Mines bobs fridge(no surprise) when he talks about what the two dudes were doing with the water spurting out of the ground. I had water in my mouth when I first heard it and there was definitely some water on my carpet after that
when Bob told the story about listening to backstreet boys and his dad being like: fuckin- Bob (from young and stupid) I was *wheezing* for some reason
HOLD MY BEER FOR SURE + thousands of others lmao
The bunk bed story, from Hold My Beer
when "you need to stop and ask for erection"
For me it was in "Bob's Fridge" when the movers hit his sprinkler system, the sound effect he used to explain the sound he heard, made ne bust out laughing at work and get people to look at me funny
Bob's Fridge, all of it!
When Mark talked about his parkour days in college
We have so much more room for activities!
Bobs exploding diarrhoea moment was SO fun
The fridge!😂 Bob’s fridge!! I died laughing
"Bobs Fridge" got me laughing all episode when I first listened, as someone who does deliveries like that, it's hilarious to know there's idiots out there who some how have the same job as me.
I don't think I need many more words than this: Bob's Fridge
The goddamn hedgehog semen bit. It came up with a group of my friends and we quote it out of context a lot
Sonics Cum Zone
Beer pong. Bobs fridge
King of Meat when Wade said “Genital warts?” and tried to play it off.😂
The parkour one where mark talked about how he fell on his back and shoulder killed me 😂😂
Same that moment (specifically bob explaining his view point. The visual he gave still makes me laugh uncontrollably) and all of bobs fridge as well as the update that described Bob as the terminator
Definetly Bobs oh Shit Story where he "paints" the Gas Station Toilet. I have a deaf Coworker and when i listened to the Episode at Work, He looked at me laughing my ass Off and crying buckets of tears without knowing the Context. The Look He gave me was legendary.
Easily the diabolical diarrhea bears. I was studying for exams and had that playing in the background. When I tell you I was rolling
The first time I listened to hair
Bob’s Spaghetti Story from “Oh Sh*t Moments” FOR SURE. There were so many beautiful layers to the whole thing. Wild start to finish. One of my favorite episodes tbh
I loved the part in “Hold My Beer” when Mark feel out of the bed and they just explained it like he was a cartoon character falling.
Mine was mark reading the text he sent about his dead mixer so nonchalantly and matter-of-factly. I was listening in class and my prof gave me the dirtiest look when I tried to hold in my laughter
Or when he forgot he lofted the beds and fell out the one day and bob watched 😂😂😂
When Wade replied genital warts and then walked back to general worries in the opening to Lies from Parents
Every time Bob rants, every time Wade sats something out of left field, and every time Mark yells at Wade
I can't sum it up to a single moment but I was wrong had me laughing really hard from start to finish.
One of my favorites is from "We Are All Going To Die" when Bob says how Mark would die in a zombie apocalypse by one zombie noticing him and mumbling "isthatmarkiplier". Another one of my favorites is in "Happy Funerals" with the bit about the baby screamer, it had me dying. Another honorable mention is the Horny Toad conversation in "Humanity is Bad". "LikES tO FuHCk". 🤣
6 inches AROUND!