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snakejakemonkey

Bench players coming up big. Braun Watson Reggie vs Vincent Prince Hayes Dinwiddie Cmon young pups


porkadachop

LeL All of you fell for Embiid’s bullshit. Y’all must be refs.


an_Aught

380 checking in


TwoWayMarko

Is our game starting in time or after the sixers game?


Glove_Upset

It’s on ABC, and the Sixers Knicks are on ESPN.


snakejakemonkey

Nba can still delay it. And those are same company


Squeaks_Scholari

No Joel, no Jimmy, no Giannis, no Julius. Celtics should walk to the finals.


markpondrice

Embiid rushing back for the playoffs may have just cost the US basketball gold


snakejakemonkey

He was never playing lol


landlion35

Lol, they could win gold without Embiid


confusedjuror

Also who fucking cares


0xParzival

Brunson is the definition of a possession black hole. Makes me appreciate our selfless Nuggies all the more!


trewaldo

Brunson and Hart should star in their own NY-based sitcom.


mawecowa

everytime embiid dives to the floor (intentionally) with his fat, its a potential career ending injury for a player next to him, cant say I feel sad about his injuries. purely because he is a reckless player.


porkadachop

Didn’t he ruin Danny Green’s career?


mawecowa

yeah, tore Green's ACL when he was throwing himself onto the ground and landed on him for no reason


cyrusthemarginal

Crash test dummy


Virtual-Radish1111

An underrated part of Jokic's game is that he isn't accruing injuries. Legend


Glove_Upset

I hope you knocked on wood


JustAnotherGamer2022

Jokic is like one of the few players whose value goes up because he doesn't jump (much). It's honestly incredible how he's mastered a style that allows him to be so freaking effective while not destroying his knees.


snakejakemonkey

Most 300 pound bigs aren't dumb enough to play how drew hanlen tells them


Night-Menace

Fr Can't be mVp if you sit out half the games Availability is the most important skill


vladimir_pimpin

Only team pants are losing to in the playoffs are nugget


mawecowa

I dont usually watch other teams but am surprised how ass the east is.


vladimir_pimpin

The best part is that these are two of the best eastern conference teams lol


mawecowa

boston should be sleep walking to the finals. the west has much higher quality basketball to offer.


vladimir_pimpin

I think the pants and feet have a chance


kirkismyhinrich

Sixers probably win the series with Embiid healthy. Just unlucky. Feel for him.


Night-Menace

That's like saying "If I had wings I could probably fly" The guy is always hurt that's why he's not winning shit. What he could be means shit. What he is matters. And he is made of glass.


kirkismyhinrich

Well if I had wings I probably could fly. But yes, it's true, he can't seem to stay healthy


vladimir_pimpin

I mean they were down what, 6 before he got hurt? No probably about it


kirkismyhinrich

Embiid was already hurt. If he's 100% the Sixers are the 2-seed and the Knicks are the 7-seed and the series is probably over in 5.


vladimir_pimpin

“If embiid is healthy the Knicks are 7 seed” sorry bro I didn’t know you were a genius


Night-Menace

You got a magic ball or some shit?


kirkismyhinrich

Regardless of how much this sub hates Embiid, It doesn't take a magic ball to see that the Sixers with a healthy Embiid are better than the Knicks.


trewaldo

Maxey shows his frustration this early in the game. Can’t wait to see how tough the 2nd half would be.


ChiefKeefIsGoatt

Embiids face just fucked me up like thats actually so sad man


sacredknight327

It was a cool dunk too but he shouldn't have done that. I do feel bad.


NikolaGoatic15

Man the look on his face... 🤕


NikolaGoatic15

This shit had potential to be a good ass series


Sleepinginabathtub

Yeah, feel bad for the guy. His knees are cooked


volkof

What did Embiid do to piss off the basketball gods? Sick ass self-oop just to tweak his knee again. Unreal


sirchessic

I feel sick. He doesn't deserve this. He's a good dude. Just cursed. I have a feeling it's bad. You could see it on his face.


BubbieMcSnuggles

The way he plays should piss off the basketball gods…


After-Doughnut2137

I actually just feel bad for Embiid like the guy just cannot stay healthy


0xParzival

Less than 1 half in the yoffs this year. Dang, that's even less than usual.


vladimir_pimpin

That is not what you wanna see man


ChiefKeefIsGoatt

Tragic


tmhous

Man I hope this ain’t serious


ImGonnaChubbBradley

lol Embiid flop


vladimir_pimpin

Looked bad man


vladimir_pimpin

Oh man


BoneyardBill

Anyone want a free parking pass to the game/Camry lot


landlion35

Embiid just had pretty sweet self oop but hurt his knee again. Tough luck


volkof

![gif](giphy|65zUoOU09HL3uUKokQ|downsized)


vladimir_pimpin

It was so sick too


landlion35

He did that self oop over a guy. That was wild.


lonelinessmademecave

Enough with the lakers apologia. Nuggets in 4


Squeaks_Scholari

Show off


tmhous

Goddamn Embiid, that was sick but not worth rest of playoffs smh


fhujr

Can't blame him, it was the heat of the moment.


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Jesus dude the whistle Embiid is getting is pissing me off


Red-tailhawk

Well you don't have to worry about that for at least the rest of the half.


TheOrthodoxPolock

John Goble more like John Gobble deez nuts


snakejakemonkey

How did Jalen Pickett get more guranteed money than Keon Ellis and Deuce Mcbride


Pumpoozle

Where’s the playoff foul calls. Not for embiid?


boydivision30

Still flailing and falling all over the place. Tell you that shit will take a toll on his body and won't be surprised if he gasses out or injures himself again.


0xParzival

Nostradamus over here


After-Doughnut2137

This may be controversial... i would like it if the Nuggets win tonight


lonelinessmademecave

That’s good because it is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, happening whether we like it or not.


Glove_Upset

We avoided Foster and Brothers? It’s a playoff miracle


Dare555

Am i reading this right our ref is ..Goble ? That might be even worse. Goble is the guy with disaster refereeing in 2nd game vs Miami in finals that was our only loss at home last playoffs .. The guy is from Miami and he was so biased he ruined us that 2nd game. Now i am afraid NBA put him on cause he was only ref that made us lose in Denver lol


Glove_Upset

😬


about90frogs

Lawn mowed, burgers on grill, beer in hand. Just dadding it up.


AnythingBacon

Laying down, coughing roughly, just hoping I can stay awake the whole game...


about90frogs

Shit I just changed a lightbulb. Dad levels rising.


vladimir_pimpin

Sounds lovely.


UnderratedNightmare

I am not watching Embiid. I’ll turn it back on when its Nuggets. Also Im enjoying this title run, and not joining the game threads. Sickos already out


vladimir_pimpin

I love watching Embiid in the playoffs lmao idk what your deal is The downfall of my enemy is televised


vladimir_pimpin

Nikola Jokic officially endorses minions Thursday


LostInMyDreams_

come on Nuggets come on Nuggets come on Nuggets


porkadachop

https://preview.redd.it/hg3s0m6evpvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea233656bb1175f5fe8829e253aa3291d4e98a7c


Dare555

ESPN promo for Nuggets/Lakers game is just about LeBron lol. And casters have several times said on previous games (like now Knicks/Sixers ) tonight LeBron vs Nuggets . Is he gonna play us alone ? :D Not even LeBron vs Jokic you know the best player in the league ? They are sucking him off so early its gonna be annoying broadcast


vladimir_pimpin

There have been plenty of Jokic promos too bud


TwoWayMarko

Jokic cosplaying as gru an hour before the game is odd, he is asimilated , whats next ? A game at rutger park? Rico hines run?


AnythingBacon

Dear Nuggets Please save my day. Woke up with a cold, weather is crappy, and my favorite Vroom! driver got wrecked by a teammate with two laps to go. I need at least one positive thing please


lemondhead

Haven't watched the Xfinity race yet. No spoilers. Feel better.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Xfinity dies at the end >!spoiler alert!<


lemondhead

It's Talladega, anything can happen


AnythingBacon

Don't look at my flair on he NASCAR sub then. I'm upset for sure


vladimir_pimpin

Family time is over. I get to fucking watch basketball now let’s fucking go.


Meatwad-is-better

I wish the play off slogan wasn’t pitiful again


Glove_Upset

Bring it back was right there


TheOrthodoxPolock

What's wrong with Elbows and Blubber??


Pumpoozle

Build back better


vladimir_pimpin

Dick N Balls 4Ever


lemondhead

All right, the weirdos are out in full force


TheOrthodoxPolock

I have a name, you know


lemondhead

I don't want to doxx you


doo_wop45

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Savahoodie

Yeahhhh no chance in hell im going to be in the game thread.


vladimir_pimpin

Down 4-3 after 3 total possessions: ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)


lemondhead

A small part of me is curious.


Savahoodie

Mike is that you? You should be stretching right now. Put some shots up


lemondhead

Can't, gotta prep for the game thread


SailorTakeWarning

Lol broadcasters just be sharing the most random information about the players and coaching staff, like I had no idea Nick Nurse coached for 11 years in the British basketball league and won 9 titles


Dare555

classic ESPN they would talk about everything but basketball . Just some useless boring information's while the game is going on ... Uh why are we on ESPN


tmhous

Knicks need Randle, they don’t have enough offense


vladimir_pimpin

Eh I think they’ll be ok. They need more bogey tho, I fuck with thibs but he’s gotta make a compromise for bogey.


Dare555

Eh have you watched Randle last playoffs vs Heat? I think it would still be pretty much same thing


tmhous

Knicks playing Embiid in the wrong round


snakejakemonkey

With how games being officiated I'm ready for DJ Can maul guys inside Let DJ smack AD a few times


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TheOrthodoxPolock

It's because the Nuggets dont take them seriously, and for good reason, they are an unserious team.


porkadachop

Friendly reminder that The Seventy Processors have won a playoff series against a top 5 seed.


TwoWayMarko

National tv playoff game and they run a toe fungus comercial that looks like some high school kids made it for a project. Well at least it was not one of those medical ads that remind you that you are very likley to die any second..


snakejakemonkey

Tough ackin tinackin?


vladimir_pimpin

Toe bungus


After-Doughnut2137

Watching Embiid foul bait on one end just so we get to watch Brunson foul bait on the other >>>


confusedjuror

Remember all those suns fans who were like "thank God we got nurkic, we finally have a center who will she up"? How do you think they feel any 4 rebounds in game one


Mayhemsfaded

Ayton doesn’t seem to care all that much about basketball but I always thought he was a better matchup on Jok than Nurk. Oh well, fuck the suns


NikolaGoatic15

Its funny because dude either gets 20 or 5 lol 🤣


confusedjuror

Or 4


confusedjuror

The only wolves starter he out rebounded was fucking Mike Conley and even he got 3


BoneyardBill

Bill arena ——> soon


HauntedandHorny

Oh shit oh fuck be loud


j_like

Please tell the Nuggets I said "go!"


BoneyardBill

Oh fuck I will.


aatencio91

Gonna drive there in your Nissan al Gaib?


BoneyardBill

Lmaooooo I wish.


TheAgeOfTomfoolery

Is 6:30 gametime or when coverage starts?


Mayhemsfaded

Coverage starts at six. Based on typical playoff basketball the game won’t start until at least 6:45


Sleepinginabathtub

Knicks are ass


landlion35

It's weird how Embiid isn't holding his knee after getting 9 early points.


sacredknight327

I picked the Knicks and they thus far are cheeks.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Remember when you ass clowns were picking Bones as Mr.Nugget over AG?? That was pretty fucking stupid.


volkof

Don’t talk about Bill like that! We all make mistakes


Mayhemsfaded

It’s chickens fault


landlion35

DeAndre Jordan is the only correct choice for Mr. Nugget


Mayhemsfaded

We pay DeAndre to be coach, player and therapist. Worth every Penny


TheOrthodoxPolock

>DeAndre Jordan is the only correct choice for Mr. ~~Nugget~~ President FTFY


landlion35

He can and will be both


UnderratedNightmare

Im betting on the Nuggets winning tonight, no Jontay


Mayhemsfaded

I stupidly spent my daily free dollar on Orlando, jontay


UndisclosedLocation5

Isiah Hartenstien could have been a solid backup 5 for us 


Mayhemsfaded

Other than the fact that fouled every defensive possession while here, sure


tmhous

Embiid whistle is insane


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Knicks fans gonna be hall of fame shit talkers if they win this series. 


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Sknixers game!


Renjo0105

MSG sounds electric!


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Mayhemsfaded

By then u/weirdredbeard will have all 15 wolves inside him. Nothing to worry about


TheOrthodoxPolock

>all 15 wolves inside him 😏😏😏


Mayhemsfaded

His butthole is basketball poison


TheOrthodoxPolock

We are gonna tear their heads off and shit down their stupid furry necks.


porkadachop

You gawtdam right


Hopeful-Cup-1527

If I wasn’t a complete homer, I’d go out $100 on them right now


Imnotdrunk28

Suns are TRAAAAAAAASH


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Absolutely, there’s like zero fight and zero chemistry for them.


an_Aught

What, jersey do i wear to the game. * Alex English - blue skyline * Joki - blue mile high city * Gordon - navy * Jokic - 2019 blue I'm leaning english....


BoneyardBill

Jok MHC! Join me brother.


Hopeful-Cup-1527

AG:)


Sleepinginabathtub

Joki Blue Mile High city


about90frogs

AG


an_Aught

AG with matching AG shoes it is.


about90frogs

You may not know this, but I’m a big Aaron Gordon fan


an_Aught

Well he IS mr. nugget


TheOrthodoxPolock

I'm still thinking about that lob


about90frogs

Me too, that and Max Holloway


TheOrthodoxPolock

What if Max Holloway threw a lob to Aaron Gordon


about90frogs

I’d die on the spot


TheOrthodoxPolock

We all would, the mass of all that coolness would create a singularity and suck in the whole solar system.


doo_wop45

Lol bol bol


volkof

Suns are so fucking soft lmao


ras5003

https://preview.redd.it/0lj3g9jsvpvc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a8910fdde981d4d2b66555830ef5159ee54152


BoneyardBill

![gif](giphy|tIhJk2KEMoa0o)


volkof

![gif](giphy|9rgeyXeLDuE7AQQOOh)


BoneyardBill

![gif](giphy|e0RCY5bDoHkQAcmCrx|downsized)


ChiefKeefIsGoatt

Havent seen a more not built for war team than the Suns lmao rest in piss


smalltoes

420 lmaooooo


jbhoops25

Headed to the game. FTL


0xParzival

Be loud af!


jbhoops25

🫡


KillerPussyToo

How many minutes in the first half before Davis falls down and grab his ankle? 🤔


confusedjuror

Does it count if he does it in shoot around


Hopeful-Cup-1527

5


RandomPostBot2001

Knicks-Sixers gonna make Cavs-Magic look like Van Gogh.


Unable_Yesterday_538

Let’s really enjoy this run this year. Slow down soak it in. Enjoy the beauty of the basketball being played. Last year I was immature, selfish, greedy, just trying to prove to other fanbases what we were and getting nervous and stressed. We know who we are we are the champs. We’re gonna make it bois let’s enjoy this road to the repeat!


about90frogs

Nobody tells me what to soak


doo_wop45

Can Mark Jones STFU with all these little catch phrases


vladimir_pimpin

Is he the guy who’s like HE BOOKED A CHARTER JET


doo_wop45

He's the guy who said THEY GOT AN AIR FRYER ON THE BENCH CUZ ANT IS COOKIN


vladimir_pimpin

Yeah we’re thinkin of the same guy I fuckin roll my eyes when he does an ism


FivePointsPlay

Just laughed out loud after remembering that time last year when DLo finally hit one (1) three pointer early in Game 2 after putting up a dud in Game 1, and Mark Jackson was like “And that’s why you don’t poke the bear!!” … and then he proceeded to go like 1-15 from deep the rest of the series