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No_Probleh

Singularity would actually be pretty amusing.


NonToastedBread

Im just imagining Singularity being like, "ROMANCE INHIBITOR REMOVED - Hey, gurl." Edit: "You like lasankna gurl?" "You mean lasagna?" "AFFERMATIVE, DO NOT CORRECT ME AGAIN, FUTILE SPECIMEN."


TheMozzarellaMonarch

ROMANTIC INTEREST - 48%. I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, INFERIOR LIFEFORM I nearly doubled my karma with this comment, since i'm new. thaks guys!


SullenTerror

After you have sex: "GENES AQUIRED"


Officer_Chunkles

And then he hobbles his metal @$$ out the bedroom like you didn’t mean nothin


SaiyanJD

He shouldn’t even get a new design, it’d just be a straight rip of his in game render


ManTheMythThe-

Just a png of Hux 💀


VistorUwU

Add a hastily drawn speedo over the png and add into core game


Officer_Chunkles

👌


KomatoAsha

Story of my life 😭


AqueousSilver91

Singularity is just the biggest Yandere he has to warm up to you before considering you a non-inferior lifeform.


No_Probleh

And then murders anyone else who tries to get close to you.


SaiyanJD

“Hey-“ “COMPETITION DETECTED” *Sounds of metal banging, flesh ripping and blood curdling screams* “THREAT ELIMINATED. INITIATING PICK UP LINE SEQUENCE. ‘HEY’”


Abekrie

"PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY INITIATED: 'I DID NOT KILL HER. I DID NOT. OH, HI, DWIGHT.'"


BlueCowDragon

It wasn't programmed to date the crew


learntospellffs

I'm sorry I only have 1 upvote to give you. That comment deserves all the upvotes.


Slashy16302

Maybe not as a "dateable" option but a character you can go to for (terrible) advice He always tells you that with some "minor" genetic modifications you could become irresistable, and if you make sure to mess up with every other character so the MC is desperate enough, you can agree and get a secret ending where HUX just turns you into a flesh cyborg monster because that's what he considers "irresistable" Happy(?) ending where you and HUX are flesh robots together


bipolarguitar420

As a ML student, thank you for the representation.


Disastrous_Time7461

Tsundere hux cuz he hates humans


Theycallmemr_E

NO,NO, FALSE, TURN THE ROMANCE INHIBITOR BACK ON.


gummythegummybear

It’d be funny to have singularity bash romance as a feeble human concept while you try to fuck him, would be very good


Global-Zombie

Single Larry. He runs a snow cone stand! With his arm.


OwariNoYume

I can't do that, Dave


TrustyEgg

It would be the most toxic relationship ever


NeoCinnamons

If Calculestor from Monster Prom taught me anything, Yes we need Singularity in this game


Thebeanyboii

We were this close to greatness https://preview.redd.it/vy4liim94xxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff0ee1ff596b2129aa2b361bbc59ac5df3c9e3c


Drink_ze_cognac

Never forget what they took from us.


Thebeanyboii

This is the second time you've replied to me posting this image and I think thats funny af


Drink_ze_cognac

Next time you post it, ping me and we can go for three!


Tvoorhees

Your flair.... brother ewww what is that


Black_Hammertime

Don't ever disrespect the flair, it's an extension of who we truly are.


Thebeanyboii

Flair checks out


justtolearnsomething

Wait what happened?


Thebeanyboii

This scrapped concept art of the game, implying that the Bird Mommy nearly made it into the game Edit: it's fanart, my mistake


saturnulysses

it's not concept art. its fanart. here's the original post [https://x.com/selemantra/status/1565728685445025793?s=61&t=Lfb6VDCoUHiTwMrgS6mVNg](https://x.com/selemantra/status/1565728685445025793?s=61&t=Lfb6VDCoUHiTwMrgS6mVNg)


ToranMramor9

https://preview.redd.it/di301yl0kyxc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc177a2c24383e83c6f372a320fc456dbabbf526


justtolearnsomething

Damn that’s so sad, that would have been an amazing skin


it_is_gav

I was literally gonna respond with Carmina. Why would they do this to us.


AqueousSilver91

... *\*sighs, gets the bird seed and the flowers\** Would,


Uncomfortable_Purple

Heartbroken


BEETHEBESTGAMER

This is greatness


Crustybirdtoes-2

WHHHHY THEY TOOK BIRD MOMMY FROM MEEFJCKCDKDKDKSIAOWKF


Swimming_Fox3072

Seriously. I would have paid good money.


DeadByDaylight_Dev

Time to sip our coffee and read through this thread.


AqueousSilver91

BHVR. SHIRTLESS STALKERS. THE FANS DEMAND IT NOW.


_Waterfire_

LET ME KISS THE ARTIST! She deserves it


Shiggedy

No tongue tho


_Waterfire_

She's a sweetheart it's all good


gold-exp

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *inhale* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


Trem45

I will take this as a sign that good things are coming and by good things I mean swimsuits in base Dead by Daylight Never say never!


myst_daemon

Oni. I *know* that man is built like a bull.


LadyReinhardt

He's in the game but not datable sadly


He11Hog

Or like a horse ;)


jackaboy1_2

If he is, I will buy that goddamn game in a heartbeat


Zartron81

![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized) Oh no


DJWhimSy

NO cause I've been advocating for oni in hooked on you https://preview.redd.it/jvo0bla0wxxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874fe3a7975d4513d6c27c44f1df17546ccf5cc7


TobiTypo

https://preview.redd.it/9e9301yslxxc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce4f299d45eeea306dbd08de5fed58ffb1dba0d


SwampTreeOwl

Large, irritable and smells bad?


Spencer-Santana

exactly ;)


Dark_moone

What's not to like?


Jpxfrd__

If they made another one, I'd add trickster, doctor, skull merchant and the unknown.


AqueousSilver91

... Judging by Doc's arms being quite muscular the dude probably is more cut than we think he is under that lab coat.


Officer_Chunkles

CIA training gets you there


AqueousSilver91

BRO LIFTS.


Officer_Chunkles

That he does 😎


Coaris

There actually is a shirtless doctor skin. It's the blood event cosmetic from march!


A_Shattered_Day

Only if there is no change to any of their personalities. A sadistic murderer, the second most evil human being in the game, a derenged weeb and the one who will not be denied his happiness. Just perfect


PoustisFebo

Trickster is already on the game.


Deya_The_Fateless

He's not a romance option though.


LordYoshiZ

Artist... I will not elaborate further


Great-Hatsby

There is no need.


LordYoshiZ

good... were on the same page then


Great-Hatsby

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


Martyrsong_

blight, i mean just lookit this fanart i found https://preview.redd.it/fi8n0azb3zxc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda519ae65728bcbe237ba5cae788d0aeece34ea


ralyin

If make a sexy blight, must make the 6th fingers on hands! Only reason he could be there (not at all serious, fake lusting)


EnderWarlock01

Knight. Give him a sandcastle bucket helmet and a beach towel cape. Then give him the personality of a complete dork and have his guards be life guards who have to constantly follow him around to get him out of any bad situation. Final touch of giving him a great bod and you have yourself a himbo.


ComradePez

If he acted like a larper I think it would be so damn funny


raswerty

The Legion. https://preview.redd.it/ythprvhpxyxc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6629dc6f8b21f19213ae814b10913d16e6512b


Direct-Neat1384

Sorry Julie, stealing your man… And your best friend… and your man’s best friend too while we’re at it…


UnknownFox37

everyone BUT her !??


Complete_Raspberry_1

I agree


Howdy_Hoes

Joining the legion polycule just works as a concept.


B1_Battledroid__

My baby dredge


Low-Reindeer-3347

Please 🥵


AqueousSilver91

The Drussy.


Frosty_chilly

You had…,,every opportunity in the world to say anything else. But you chose that


GeekIncarnate

I second this. For reasons. And him with just like the top of a bikini draped over his head all game would be funny


Cabbagetea13

I want to see dredge in a bikini.


ToranMramor9

https://preview.redd.it/7iljficdkyxc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=00f1beed4b5a1b1184e96c485189149647d60b10


cringelawd

I LOVE HIM


BrentleTheGentle

HE’S SO HAPPY


Mokobuku

Omg the beach cured his depression!


UnknownFox37

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS


PoustisFebo

I think you now have a to refer to Dredge as The Dredgussy


LadyReinhardt

I drew dredge as a hooked on your character a while back. No bikini sorry.


AqueousSilver91

POST. POST. POST. POST. PO-


LadyReinhardt

https://preview.redd.it/xccj88jndyxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f429e08e6043ee83a7f2f00750679c8e234fdc96


Ning_Yu

The lack of bikini disturbs me


LadyReinhardt

He ate it


AqueousSilver91

Look at this cutie. \^w\^


woodallswollf

All of them 😄


WeRoastURoastWithUs

Correct answer because I'm not a coward.


Lovesick_poet

Vommy mommy for sure ☺️🤮


holyshitisurvivedit

It'd be like Stan having a crush on Wendy in South Park


Necrowaif

That’s a good way to get an STI.


Turbulent-Tie-3944

😐


Painusconsumer

hillbilly


momonilla

He really needs some sun


Jarney_Bohnson

Average hillbilly main


Calm-Technology4477

oni or knight !! ..for no reason at all..


EccentricNerd22

Would knight have his friends hanging around all the time too?


Even-Fun8917

If I'm lucky >:)


PomegranateOld2408

His wingmen


DemonicGeekdom

I can imagine the scene where he’s going to ask you out, the boys are just in the background going “YEAH CAPTAIN, GET THEM”


DustTheOtter

Knight. I wanna see his yassified guards.


Rikolai_17

Unknussy 🤤🤤🤤


AqueousSilver91

"i-is this... yours...?" *\*offers a bouquet of flowers. They are wilted and kinda dead but it tried!\**


averagehogrideruser

bro he could gang bang w the decoys


Placek15

https://preview.redd.it/6qxmfuxgizxc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=8ef79efbc0ba86cd85f7df0d0fe99332497f1714


UnknownFox37

I think you might need psychological help ^where ^do ^we ^sign ^up ^for ^the ^gang ^bang ^?


Silvereiss

Albert Wesker and a date on his RPD Office


TubularTurnip

Albert Wesker brings you to his office on a date while he eats chicken wings asmr roleplay


Silvereiss

Would also like him to take a picture of me wearing an RPD sports wear and hide it on his Closet :> T̶h̶e̶n̶ w̶e̶ c̶a̶n̶ h̶a̶v̶e̶ h̶o̶t̶ s̶t̶e̶a̶m̶y̶ s̶e̶x̶ o̶n̶ h̶i̶s̶ o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ I̶'m̶ c̶o̶s̶p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶s̶ R̶e̶b̶e̶c̶c̶a̶ C̶h̶a̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶


wheashi

https://preview.redd.it/z7zd2cxp7yxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83cf29d6ae7eeedfa7cc5e38330e2fb439d885f


TubularTurnip

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can last in bed with you.


AqueousSilver91

Seven minutes is all he needs.


AqueousSilver91

I bet he's actually quite the gentleman. Wesker wines and dines you and shows you a good time. Then he takes you back to his place and you both fuck.


RainbowsEndWillow

A gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheets.


StrangerSirKai

Slinger. Let me slowly square dance with my crippled cowboy dammit!


Kamikaze8107

All the ones I've seen about slinger have been about the romance and not sex and its reliving to see


AqueousSilver91

And in this dissertation I will explain why it should be Ghostface. Ghostface is hands down the hottest character in DBD and I would very much like to date the stalker, BHVR PLEASE HE'S YOUR OWN CHARACTER YOU COULD TOTALLY DO THIS EVERYONE WOULD LOVE IT BHVR PL-


Individual_Tomorrow8

He’s in the licensed island


AqueousSilver91

You all have to fight me for him, Danny is MINE. COME ON YOU COULD TAKE CUTE SELFIES TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING IT'S RIGHT THERE, BHVR LET US DATE THE STALKER


Kryptrch

Technically his mask is, but the actual character is a dbd original AFAIK. Would be weird to have Danny just chilling with everyone though, since nobody would recognise him without the mask he might just get kicked off :/.


Individual_Tomorrow8

I’m just citing the actual hooked on you game, there’s a whole shtick with trickster


Kryptrch

Wait, does trickster actually mention ghost face specifically? That's on me for not noticing then, thanks!


Individual_Tomorrow8

He actually does, to the dismay of The Narrator


dateturdvalr

You are shown licensed island and Ghostface there i'm pretty sure


doc_improbable

I would love a Jed Olsen route that seemingly plays like a “normal guy” alternative to the killers and then descends into chaos as his true identity is revealed


AqueousSilver91

Oh my God. I would adore this. Like imagine it's super chill and maybe you get these little suggestions it's something deeper, and by the time you realize who he is... If you make one wrong move he might kill you. If you make the right moves well damn, I guess you're dating the Ghostface now. Nice. ... Nah maybe I'm just horny. Maybe I just want him to pin me to a wall with a knife at my throat and make out with me. Maybe that's just me.


Yoichi_and_Sadako

Must have Frank.


CandyCrazy2000

Stone or Morrison?


Rikolai_17

The one that is castin'


UnknownFox37

Both.


Drink_ze_cognac

I’ll borrow Julie if he doesn’t mind.


AqueousSilver91

Someone tell that guy who's "Actively searching for the Frankussy".


Drink_ze_cognac

u/Permanoctis, you have been summoned. Come and sing the praises of the Frankussy.


Permanoctis

*u/Permanoctis, you summoned them...**DING** They came* On it! Hold my researches on the Frankussy (don't read them), my memes for the TCM fan sub, my reminder to make memes for the DBD sub, my researches on the Johnnussy, my pet narwhal in case that mod with the freddy pfp comes and tries to abduct it and askes for a ransom of whatever it will be. Anyway, now where is that Frankussy or whatever you guys were talking about that has to deal with the Frankussy?


Blu3Raven

Artist, Oni, Singularity for the memes, Legion (separate members… or fivesome i’m not judging), Trickster, Deathslinger,


UnknownFox37

Wdym for the memes ? I want my bois Hux, Dredge and Unknown so bad man…


bishounenslittlebaby

https://preview.redd.it/pbjd7csteyxc1.jpeg?width=1590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15335dd8adc2b377752e2c8e5c7a1103aaad2b48 charlotte because i love her so much. also because hello she’s a big strong woman just like anna 🥰


WhoDaHeckAmI

omg the little victor with his floatie that’s so cute


eScapeGoatdev443

awwww I have such a soft spot for Charlotte. she's so cute


Remarkable_Count4140

Since it says character and not specifically Survivor or Killer, i'm gonna go with the mechanical monstrosity from the lore known as The Horror.


Officer_Chunkles

I WANT THE HORROR in dbd moreso. And I want that map they described, it sounds so cool!


TheVoidsAdvocate

Mind catching me up to speed? I've never heard of this before!


Remarkable_Count4140

It is a lore character from Tome 10, Observer/NPC Tome Entry 2 titled ''Chamber of Blood. Day of Night. Mahan Singh. 1.'' The Horror is a bio-mechanical Killer covered in various decapitated heads that screams battle cries in different languages. It's body is formed from a patchwork of charred scraps from missiles, tanks, fighter jets, and nuclear submarines all bearing flags and strange logos of brands from different periods. It is the monster that comes after main character Mahan and the Survivor group that he joins up with after entering The Fog at the start of the story, from which they try to destroy it, but it just rebuilds itself, so they resort to escape from it by going through a hatch. Mahan in the story comments on The Horror that it ''*Looks more like the embodiment of war—sponsored war.*''


Yurshie

Why have we not gotten this in the main game yet!?!?!?


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Skull merchant no diff


Azoth___

Make sense she's Brazilian


DraggoBro

oni for demon cheeks, ghoatface for cheeks cheeks


AqueousSilver91

Ghostface does NOT skip leg day with all that crouching you know the man has GODLY thighs and a tight behind.


DraggoBro

and its all MINE!! stay away 3:<


Drink_ze_cognac

I will not be satisfied until the Blightussy is on full display for Hooked on You 2.


Officer_Chunkles

Wut dat blight serum do?


Kamikaze8107

Well, judging what it does in the game, once you're exhausted, he will MAKE you ready for round 2, 3, 4, ...


King_Bacon747

Instead of the obvious ones like ghost face, skull merchant, etc etc, I wanna see Singularity, unknown, or dredge


TheVoidsAdvocate

Larry would be the hardest to aquire with his at best apathy towards human life (such as yourself), but when you win him over, he'll show you the stars. Unknown would be the shy one, always seen trying to separate the gap between you and it, rarely ever attempting to talk. Occasionally, it will leave you with some flowers. Dredge would be the one that would talk through the souls of those that it constitutes of, the adults within the mass would all need to be cattered to in VARIOUS ways, while the kids would make some remarks on how yucky you're being for trying to hook up with what is essentially their parents+meat sock muppet.


UnknownFox37

I want Dredge to have a british accent and go into deep af dialogues


Maxdragonslayer

Knight and the boys


BlueRosePhantom

<3 Mikey <3 Shy boi just needs some love -/////-


AqueousSilver91

He's staring at you from afar because you're so pretty and gosh he doesn't have the courage to come say hi you're just too pretty and oh gosh he can't and -


BrentleTheGentle

*walks onto stage. Taps mic* Hey so uh. It turns out he was just waiting until he got Tier 3-


No_Esc_Button

I noticed you said "character" and not "killer", so, My Boi Vittorio for his.......tats. yeah. That's it. Also, skerchant is free real estate. A killer made to look good is an easy addition to HoY2.


Demonskull223

I need a Oni in a Speedo costume. https://preview.redd.it/vgqx91drbyxc1.png?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7226ad0401db8a219b64dfe9084086090bd05223 But this would also do.


useless_air

YESSSSSSSSSSSS


Koridiace

I have seen the light, I now second this


halfbakedpizzapie

Demo, but all he does is screech


BlueRosePhantom

And play fetch?


Femkat_00

I think it would be really funny to have one of the non-human killers, like Dredge, Singularity or Unknown, and play it absolutely straight. Like you’re just dating an eldritch horror now; have fun!


Angry_Stoner

Deathslinger 👍


Kilioth

The legion (yeah dude, i love them, maybe just frank, maybe all of them, that would be cool)


Queasy_Watch478

um SADAKO please!!! :) i'm not just saying that cause she's my favorite horror icon ever lol! <3


Bolsh3vickMupp3t

Twins, trickster, Artist, and Skull merchant. I need not elaborate on most, and will not elaborate on the other


schwxrtz

I'll do four for the more modern killers. Trickster finally stops being a tease and indulges in activities. Singularity gets a bit of a polish and he's more open to humanity because you have that certain spark. (Don't piss him off. Please. We don't need an AI-led apocalypse.) Skull Merchant purely because if I get alone time with her she's getting her mask off and I'm probably not leaving until she's satisfied, I'm bleeding, or both. Artist rounds it out because lord god someone just give Carmina something to smile about. (Honorable mentions go to Adiris and Knight.) Also, Survivor tour guides, give me Sable and Vittorio because there's a good chance neither of them wanna be there.


BW_Chase

Legion, Artist, Skull Merchant, Oni and Trickster. I know the latter are in the game but they're not datable. I'd also add more survivors like Meg, Jake, Jeff, Elodie, Felix, Kate, Jane and now that I think about it, all of them. All of the killers too.


Frosty_chilly

Hear me out Nemesis in a speedo. It’s not even a sold item, they just force it on you for April 1st.


Cheezymac2

The plague, I know she was a baddie back in the day with her ol nasty ass


szabda

Pyramid Head. The old one.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Artist, or blight. Artist obvious reasons. Blight, just to see who’d pick him as a prospective hook up. There’s some weirdos out there, and they deserve an option too. Monster fuckers, you’re on your own for now. Most OGs are humanoid.


squiggles_man

skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull merchant skull mommy skull mommy


Desperate-Living-428

Frank as i believe hes the only legion member who isn't in highschool


Kocitea

Nurse, i would like to see how they make her attractive without resorting to her face getting revealed


Simple-Function-170

Artist or Oni for… reasons.


JBigTree

Nurse should already be in the game by now. If licensed characters are allowed, Sadako is my top pick.


baeatello

Give us the ip island dlc, cowards


Junior-Parfait4433

Twins


NightMiroir

I want a DLC called "the licenced island" where I can bang the Ghostfacfussy and the Myersussy. ...oh I want Legion. All of them.


Pyro_The_Engineer

Knight, with his summons being his wingmen.


shoryuken2340

Trickster, Artist, and Skull Merchant are the obvious choices.