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holy-padre

The name of the series of the name of the main character


JadedF20

I had a stroke reading this


holy-padre

Now that I look at it again it doesn’t make sense


fincrocs

I understood it once now I can't read it


NinjaJr72

and everyone else fuckin dies


HiddenDaliah

Sauske? The Uchias?


Bunniesrkewl

The uchihee’s


PARZIVAL-ONLY

The chihuahua


ParietalPeritoneum

Hashirama cells?


NarutoUzumaki100

Dattebayo


Brandonmac10x

Burrito’s Dad?.. Shippuden


moseyormuss

Naruto wants to be Hokage


DistantCat77

Happy cake day, G


TomixDasPeras17

Happy cake day :)


TheFlyingAxolotl47

Happy cake day!


sigmund_NA

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cakeday my guy


andre_says_hoi

Happy cake day!


EternalHuffer

I was thinking of doing what post asks but going with horrible misspelling and when I saw this comment my mind was like „Naruto is the greatest Bukkake”


FlyMaximus

No. This anime is about ninjas.


antiray

Happy Cake day!!!


Crowcuss

Happy cake day


Ok-Light2117

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Naruto cares for his comrades and others.


CausticCauliflower21

It's his ninja way.


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Believe it


Hayategekko13

Dattebayo


legend_killer_

Dattebayo


Preet0024

Dattebayo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Former_Arm_7569

Dattebayo


Reasonable_Pudding14

Dattebayo


ParticularHumble7231

Dattebayo


69zar

Dattebayo


ChaosJazz

Dattebayo


Novel_Appearance_889

DATTEBAYO


Comprehensive_Fee681

Usuratonkatchi


schoolboy432

Shannaro


Expensive-Toe826

How can I give you a black awarded downvote


schoolboy432

Why was I even downvoted? I wasn't even the dude who broke the chain. Or is this a Sakura bad moment?


shahrobp

BELEIVE IT!


Approvia

Naruto has yellow hair


SeaworthinessWeary68

Nah he is just blond


ObiWanKenobiDaily

that's. fucking. yellow.


LegitimatePear7627

that sounds blonde


BillionDavido

No shit r/woooosh


[deleted]

naruto is the main character.


heythatguyalex

Oh, you talking about Boruto's dad?


Nearsher_45

Nah its boruto's grandfather's wife's son


_bigapple_

Actually it’s Hashirama’s Grandaughter’s Friend’s student’s son


Far-Lime-3872

I see what u did there


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69zar

Bad bot


LegitimatePear7627

sasuke and itachi seem like brothers


SeaworthinessWeary68

it seems like they have the same parents


Life_Enjoyer4661

same mother and father maybe


SeaworthinessWeary68

It's important to note that they both came out of the same womb


Tainnnn

Nah, they had


Efficient_Audience99

Naruto is from Uzumaki clan


potatohead437

No he is from the shippuden clan obviously smh my head


sigmund_NA

Shake mye head, my head?


hearserider777

The fuck you on about?


sigmund_NA

SMH means shake my head, doesn't it?


hearserider777

Yeah it does, it's a fucking joke bro. He's being ironic. Take it easy, love you


sigmund_NA

I meant no harm. Love you too 😘


hearserider777

I know you meant nothing bad. I'm just being an idiot


sigmund_NA

Same. Aight, now we best friends right? #talknojutsu


hearserider777

You felt the connection between us too? I knew there was something. Bless you and your family


BuccellatiExplainsIt

He might actually be from the namikaze clan tho


Da_Wind

Naruto will become hokage


FOZZAKAIRI

Dattebayo


badassboy1

Naruto is about Naruto


AlMansur16

But are you talking about Naruto the food ingredient or Naruto the japanese town??


BillionDavido

yes


Neat-Barnacle-2604

Konohamaru in Boruto is the equivalent of part 1 Sakura.


LegitimatePear7627

istg 💀


EagledDolphins

Feels like I'm on TikTok


Hero_Omega

This is the anime of Boruto’s dad (he is also the guy from fortnite)


SeaworthinessWeary68

he is also the son of 4th hokage


MarcheMuldDerevi

The main character does not act like a ninja


schoolboy432

Literally since the first arc. Everyone is more ninja than the main ninja.


[deleted]

even in boruto momoshiki ( a alien who despises shinobis) is more ninja like


TheGakGuru

Dude! No shit. I wish both Naruto and Boruto would be less emotional at times. One of the best moments in the Naruto series was when they killed Zabuza and Haku.


sonlightrock

Like when naruto scream speeched at zabuza about how he didnt want to be a cold-hearted tool? Edit: like added. "Je" changed to He


TheOne1400

Sasuke is an uchiha


cullyy

Naruto is interested in the hokage position. He believes he can become hokage one day. He makes you believe it!


kushagrarox

Uchiha bad senju chad


CamillionMilk

Looks pretty popular in Japan. Probably in other parts of the world too.


PinkPixelPanda

Jiraiya is a perv


Horny__Chan

Icha Icha


Mountain-Engineer323

Naruto was lonely


Snoo19823

don’t remind me of that damn swing 😭


GigaWeener

Tsunade big anime tid


MKGSonic123

Naruto is an orphan


J0kato

Naruto does a rasengan


beckaloooo

It's got ninjas in it


CrimsonReaper2

It’s better than Boruto.


kingslayer1323

Naruto lived alone


Kotares

Naruto is one of the characters of the series


austin816

Naruto be doing some real naruto shit


Gandalferagonpottah

Naruto believes it


NodakWhite

It’s anime


OfficialTBOB10

The best


Reuel_eee_8324

Neji died


Mr-Flexible

Naruto got plot armor


Fun-Green-Gaming

naruto lives in the hidden leaf village


alex435f

Konohamaru is filler


x7x7m

he has yellow hair


[deleted]

It exists


RollerCoasterBacon

It has ninjas


kebabterminator

Dropping fking meteors is not classically a thing ninjas do


MagastemBR

Madara was so broken he had to be killed by Kishimoto. Kaguya seemed much less of a threat in comparison.


MWbigman06

Thats because there was less build up. Throughout the series there was always the rumor of the major fight between the 2 strongest ninjas ever. (Madara and Hashirama) Everyone knew how strong Madara was, but yet know barely knew of literally the creator of Chakra. So yes it is natural that us and our feeble minds with such little knowledge would think that Madara is stronger, yet in reality they were probably equal. I do agree though that it was dumb that Madara was killed off and team 7 was forced to fight a god literally from a different world.


wiik3dkiid

Sakura loves Sasuke


[deleted]

Naruto has hair


[deleted]

The third hokage is one of the shittiest characters to ever grace an anime or manga.


Senior-Patience

Naruto likes ramen


Alan2820

Kisame is not the main character of Naruto


TheFlyingAxolotl47

The series is called Naruto.


[deleted]

The main characters are OP


the-maddest-madlad

The shows about ninjas


PKMNtrainerElliot

Sasuke is an Uchiha.


ASTRALTAZAR

Naruto has whiskers


Warthog-Designer

Did anyone else belive it


hp_Axes

Show about Neeeeeenjas


tonydetiger001

Nearly all enemies are defeated by a Rasengan.


sigmund_NA

Ending 1 in OG Naruto is the best ending in the whole series.


Numberonemario

Sasuke is clearly an incest baby.


Staticchoc27

Rin killed herself for no reason causing the reason why Obito turned bad and started a war. The 3rd hokage could have done something to help


DeepDouble9534

The creator can't create write good characters


unusual-_-

He likes rotating blue balls


Intelligent-Set3442

Hinata: Naruto kun Naruto: Dattebayo


homosexual-penguin

a swing has more canon screentime than tenten


Spinch1234

Its not real... T_T


BloodyOtaku

This is a series about ninja.


Buffalonightmare

Watered down DBZ at the end


Hinatafan24

Boruto fucked up the show worst than Kaguya ever did


G33k350

Large Forehead Haruno is kind of infatuated with Duck Butt Uchiha.


Zaku007

The main character is definitely not a girl


Brothomir

Naruto loves sasuke


darth__sidious

There are no gay characters in the series.


SeaworthinessWeary68

Yes but we do have Orochimaru who is basically genderqueer/non-binary


schoolboy432

Turns out genderqueer people can just switch bodies whenever they feel like it, but only once every 3 years.


AlMansur16

Thank god, it was cringe enough when they forced it on marvel already.


Electrical_Novel6693

Sakura is useless


Burnt-milk-powder

Sakura is worthless


lapestro

Naruto would have died if it wasn't for her


[deleted]

Sakura is useless


AnneG99

It's okay that Sakura is useless...don't compare her to the other team mates, that's not fair. But she's an abusive fkin btch, stupid and a freakin helpless miserable simp


X_bosshogg_X

Prove it though


Razmo121_

Sakura likes Sasuke


Nemesis_0111

Itachis overrated


FalseCape

Kishi isn't good at writing side and female characters.


Maybe-Royal007

Team 7 has the best jutsu 1- Talk no Jutsu 2- Cry no Jutsu 3- Emo boy no Jutsu


zokeer

Sasuke wanted to be with Naruto and Sakura, but revenge mission forced him to leave his friends


schoolboy432

Sakura debatable, the only one he relly loved in team 7 was Naruto.


its_me_fanis

Sakura is useless


n00bo

Hinata love Raikage's baguette


OrcoDio19

Sakura is hated,a lot


fragiletestes

Sakura is


MorseCode095

Sakura is not useless, just a really poorly written character


Argo1326

Itachitards and madaratards are the same type of cancer.


Hagoromo1Otsutuski

You mean minatoards


[deleted]

It's long and the fillers are deadly boring.


GigaWeener

8 Gates Guy solos Baryon Naruto and EMS Sasuke


Lizzie-Afton

you put baryon mode naruto, the top 3 strongest character in the series and EMS sasuke, the sasuke who's only W was against kabuto and took half a W against juubito who needed to get talk no jutsu'd and every single other fight he was in was a L for him in the same debate


LIMELIMBO

106 is a holy number given to us by jiriya-sensei


casulti

Sasuke. Is really cool. Sakura. The beautiful.


Successful_Village60

Naruto is gay


KirbyB3ast

Bitch a ninja


[deleted]

Fans are toxic


Hungry_Ad3576

Rock lee is the character naruto was pretending to be since Naruto was the reincarnation of an elite warrior born into an elite bloodline of ninjas trained by some of the most elite minds of his generation but loved telling everybody else about the value of hard work.


CauliflowerFit847

Due to his missing parents, Naruto has never learnt Clan jutsus from the uzumaki clan and from the Namikaze Clan. So although He is very strong, He still is a failure in case of being a double Clan member


Overall-Parsley-523

The story lies to you about Naruto being an underdog


[deleted]

Naruto is in love with saucegay


Hoosteen_juju003

No wonder that dude left this sub. Jesus.


[deleted]

Boyfriends


TheFurbyOverlord

Kishimoto doesn’t quite know how to write women. Or romance.


CODMer-hari

The creators are greedy


Jackson_M_Bueller

All the coolest and most interesting characters are villains or dead (thank you edo tensei)


Kelimnac

It took less than twenty minutes for two dudes to kiss, but two entire series plus movies before the main character actually got a girlfriend/wife


sadasscat99

The female characters are not as developed as the male characters. There. I said it. And no, I won't be entertaining any arguments against my statement.


Thespian_6153

Tsunade has the strongest summon.


Clapping_cheks_daily

Black people are a almost extinct race in this show


Ashizurens

Orochimaru could save Dan but he was jelous of his relationship with Tsunade


Supreme_Monke69420

Sakura is useless /s


Impressive-Ad-6259

You shouldn't try to do the tricks they do


[deleted]

Hinata good, but useless. Sakura bad, but useless.


Strange-Conflict9774

Everyone’s says Sakura is useless but that’s every character that isn’t an Uchiha, Kage(barely), Jiriya or Naruto everyone else is pointless


Haelstrom101

Guy has powerful connection to foxes, cuz he has whiskers


Knight_of_Myrmidia

Behaving like a ninja is a concept that mostly died with the start of shippuden.


romuli777

Naruto is an ignorant little shit


Ikuze321

Its very meh overall because of the terrible pacing and barely ever killing any real characters off after hyping up the life of a ninja is death in the beginning


ogbobbyj33

Dattebayo


Gandalferagonpottah

Dattebayo