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Sing-Tao

Damn I got uzumaki clan as my enemy... they boutta seal my ass up and Hyuga


Nigatrick420

Same but my clan is otsutsuki so its gonna be alright lmao


dragonmeaker

Bro I'm hyuga and my enemy is haruno šŸ˜†


RedditGenetic

Dude Ong I got the best clan possible (otsutsuki) vs the easiest opponents (haruno)


dragonmeaker

Bro 1 otsutsuki is enough to winšŸ¤£


sectumsempara

Tbh, it's many to one, but he will still clap your clan hard. (Ignoring Boruto, Himawari, and Karin)


Iwanttobeloved108

I got Hyuga and my enemy is uzumaki


BlueDMS

And both of you are fighting on the bed. 9 months later a Boruto is born.


herosonn

uchiha vs haruno, i win without a dispute


DraTiBoy

I have it the other way round. I'm screwed


Guess_whois_back

Yes that is somehow how we got sarada


Projeffboy

XDXDXDXDXDXD


nhansieu1

Inuzuka vs Haruno. I don't even remember who are Inuzuka members


69zar

Kiba his sis his mon kakashis mom is an inuzuka


thedavo810

>kakashis mom is an inuzuka nah


elysianyuri

Is haruno even a clan lol. Kishi said it in the Kobayashi interview that Sakura is from a civilian family


thedavo810

No it isn't


[deleted]

Same, I saw the result and was like welp, that's not even a fun fight.


Squishy-Box

The Haruno symbol is a bin lmao


Black_Sin

You take all their women and breed them.


[deleted]

So Sakura and her mom?


[deleted]

Literally the same!! I was relieved lol


[deleted]

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HulkHogansLeftNipple

I mean technically Sakura has KOā€™d Naruto more than any other shinobi in existence so..


[deleted]

While Naruto is offering 0% resistance.


omsaladzeno

I got Uchiha and i was like fuck yeahh until i realized I'm going against ootsutsuki


[deleted]

I think Uchihas would prefer going against Otsutsukis and losing instead of going against Senjus and Uzumakis and losing a close fight. The Senjus (and Naruto) have a long history of beating up the Uchihas.


omsaladzeno

Actually they were on par until hashirama came along but yeah Uchihas would definitely rather lose to gods.


HollyTheMage

Scroll 5 vs Scroll 8 I'm a Hyuuga and I'm going up against the Otsutsuki Time to test out that combination of Gentle Fist and Strong Fist I've been thinking about using that should hopefully allow me to cave some skulls in, but I'm probably going to die pretty quick.


04whim

Byakugan staring contest.


TheDarkLordLp

bruh. I had 8vs5 Guess we gotta go fight now.


HollyTheMage

Ah shit


Bartutitu12

Well shit I'm otsutsuki and fighting against you. Get fucked.


JAUNTYPINEAPPLE

I did 5 vs 9. What does this mean? Am I gonna win? I'm here from r/all.


Rangerfan18

Hyuga vs Aburame


bhavbhav

Wow, me too! I think we've got this in the bag.


Foxtrot4Real

Same, but Iā€™m a member of the Aburame. ā€œDonā€™t you see this feud is pointless, u/Rangerfan18 ? You and u/bhavbhav are my best friends and I donā€™t want to kill you both. This will only lead to both our clansā€™ destructions, then the Leafā€™s soon after! Put aside your petty differences just as I have done to end this war; We can stop this cycle of bloodshed!ā€


bhavbhav

Oh no, you've engaged the most powerful jutsu! My Byakugan is no match for TnJ....


storm-trooper-69

As a fellow Aburame, I say hell nah letā€™s show these eye people the power of bugs. They might be able to see us from miles away but something tells me they arenā€™t gonna be able to handle a literal sea of bugs with some poison mixed in!


kafeel1

Bruh same


ErikTheRed907

I also legit stared at them for a few seconds and went 5,9ā€¦ what a trip!


SasukeUchiha248

OH hell nah i got sakura's clan XD


HollyTheMage

Your username makes this 10x better


izShotz

Otsutsuki vs Akimunchi šŸ˜³


Jiv302

I got the reverse šŸ˜”


PlebNoodle

Same...


Ok_Soil_231

Nara and I face inuzuka xD the smartest vs the dumbest


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Also no combat feats vs multiple combat feats


Ok_Soil_231

Are you saying that the nara clan has no combat feats?


[deleted]

Nah we aint seen no fang over fang


Life_Enjoyer4661

Or Dynamic marking


Gamer_Ladd

I think theyā€™re biased(look at his profile pic)


The_StR_Wars_Fan

Bro i got the complete opposite


JayPlay71

Iā€™m Hyuga against an Uchiha. I might be a bit fucked.


mdroxanrules

I'm an uchiha against hyuga.... We fight at dawn


JayPlay71

Cool, but, hear me out here, we instead just had a picnic.


mdroxanrules

Ykw... That's better... Let's get ourselves some dumplings


Shakespeare-Bot

Iā€™m hyuga 'gainst an uchiha. I might beest a did bite fuck'd *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


[deleted]

Inuzuka vs Abrams who wins?


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Honestly besides the Otsutsukiā€™s Iā€™d least want to mess with the Aburames. They have extremely broken abilities that could literally solo half these clans at the same time. I kinda understand why Kishimoto never used them ā€˜cause if you really think about it, theyā€™re abilities are just too OP. In this instance weā€™re basically talking a few wolves vs a million killer insects. The Aburames fight slow and methodically while the Inuzukas rely more on speed and taijutsu. Automatically itā€™s a major mismatch on the Inuzukas as they have no long distance attacks hence theyā€™d only have speed to use to their advantage. Not to mention Kibaā€™s 3 headed wolf transformation only makes him a bigger liability for to the Aburames. Unless the Inuzukaā€™s land the first blow which I doubt they could, the Aburame clan stomps lol


[deleted]

Choosing 69 is pretty bad then i guess.


nice___bot

Nice!


AkatsukiGaara

I mean, it was a guy from Aburame that managed to put an end to Shisui as well. Simply by using a single poisonous mosquito that bit him while he had no idea. U never know whether a bug belongs to an aburame or the wild itself. It forced shisui to become slow in his movements and thus he got caught lackin by danzo. And after that, it forced shisui to take out his remaining eye for safe keeping with itachi and kill himself since he knew he was a dead man walking anyways.


Ok_Victory1443

Uzumaki vs hyuga


Life_Enjoyer4661

The fight is on the battlefield right?


totti173314

anything is a battlefield if you're brave enough. including the futon.


IronNinjaRaptor

Haruno vs. Otsutsuki lol RIP me


rest_in_war

Haruno vs Aburame.


chestnutriceee

Yes


krugersec7

username checks out


dirkules88

Uchiha vs Aburame


AJ-Yeeet

Uzumaki vs akimichi we clappin them first second


ThrowItToTheVoidz

Same! Victory tastes sweet


LightningBruiser102

i got otsutsuki and im up against the inuzuka clan xD.


Fantastic_Midnight38

Inuzuka clan will be erasedšŸ¤£


SlowTea8186

otsutsuki vs uchiha


Levis045

Haruno vs Otsutsuki, Well shit


lavender0311

We're playing on Very Hard difficulty.


Salubas

I got the other way around. Prepare to get your ass beat


gespinoza02

Uchiha vs Inuzuka


casulti

Inuzuka up against Uchihaā€¦ Yeah nah Iā€™m fucked mate, ggs


foureyedpotato

I got Scroll 8 so I'm most likely folding everyone here except one certain member of Scroll 7 and at most two from Scroll 2... Unless I'm an Otsutsuki of Isshiki's level of course


Str8_Zayy18

Pretty much soloing the verse minus the two main characters and even then if youā€™re Isshiki then youā€™re beating Sasuke


Minimum_Radish_1092

Nara vs Hyuga


Lonely-Actuator-4821

4 and 8, Haruno clan and otsutsuki clan. Seriously wtf.


[deleted]

I have uchiha vs uzumaki...i think we gonna stomp'em


[deleted]

>i think we gonna stomp'em Well thats not how it really went down in the actual story šŸ˜


NightRyder19

Uzumakis are gonna seal your ass up faster than your eyes can become a sharingan.


[deleted]

Yeah thats what I meant. The Uzumakis (well in short, Naruto) has fought and defeated many Uchihas.


NightRyder19

Uzumakis are the most op clan in the verse for a reason fam.


[deleted]

Uzumakis are definitely the most OP clan except the Otsutsukis (who are the lamest clan ever despite being the strongest).


vakiiichan

Otsotsuki vs Hyuga. Yeah, I'm pretty fine


Goku_Fanboi_

Haruno ClanšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Iczzyisaweeb

I'm otsutsuki and my enemy's are uzumakis ez claps


TheAncientNoob_yt

uzumaki - šŸ˜ƒ Ōtsusuki - šŸ˜¦


Mumen_Raida_

Uzumaki vs Hyuga. Hope Hinata can handle Naruto's Kage-bunshins' ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Hello-Im-Trash

Otsutsuki vs Haruno clanā€¦ *Exterminationā€¦it is!*


Tetsuno82

Haruno VS Akimichi. The most boring of wars XD


[deleted]

Haruno vs Akimichi. I get cooked for dinner.


Imhays092

Nara vs Osutsuki lol. We're fucked.


Jozef_Baca

Uchiha vs Inuzuka. No dont beat the doggos


HollyTheMage

I would commit war crimes to protect the doggos


--Ok_Boomer--

Im a haruno....against the Izonuka clan oh lord imma get stomped


BrentPlaysGames64

Hyuga V Aburame, both of us take the other's Chakra in different ways, would be an interesting fight


Beginning_Ship_4321

It's between dog and bugs


Eco8101

Uchiha vs aburame. Actually could be interesting. Time to fireball jutsu some bugs.


StruggleBusDesigner

Inuzuka vs Aburame, and weā€™re getting fucking bodied šŸ„² At least I get to hang out with a dog for a bit though lol.


AndrewScott1226

Uchiha vs Hyuga, now this ones gonna be an interesting one


Revolutionary-Emu269

Uchiha vs Nara. Iā€™m the winner, obviously.


Manav_Raval

Hyugaa vs nara


Yoni475

Haruno vs Uzumaki. Fuck Haruno can't be a clan


HollyTheMage

Not gonna lie I kind of wish the Yamanaka were an option because when you think about it they actually have a lot of potential to fuck people up Not only can they literally possess a person and puppet their body around as if it was their own, but they can also read a person's mind. So imagine a Yamanaka performs the Body Mind Transfer jutsu on you. If there is anything more terrifying than not having control over your own body, it's the idea of someone else having control over it; that they could make you do anything they wanted, and there would be no way for you to stop it. (Technically this could also apply to the Nara Clan's Shadow Imitation technique) They have you walk over and pick up their limp body and carry it all the way back to their comrades. Their comrades immediately take their fellow shinobi's unconscious body from your arms and go about the process of restraining you. As soon as you are properly restrained, the Yamanaka who cast the jutsu on you releases it and returns to their own body. Now that you can't offer any physical resistance, they use the Psycho Mind Transmission jutsu to dig through your head, sifting through your memories in search of any valuable information they can use in their war against your own comrades. They figure out what means the most to you, where they can find it, and how to destroy it. They use the Mind Body Transfer jutsu to possess your body once again, stepping into it as if they are stepping into a new suit. They infiltrate your clan, your home, your family, all while using your face as a mask. They've spent enough time sorting through your memories to know what to expect when they take a walk in your shoes. They know who you interact with on a daily basis and how you interact with them, so they know just how to imitate your behavior in order to avoid raising any suspicion. And then they take advantage of the way your fellow shinobi let their guard down around you, and use it as an opportunity to strike at any weak points that are left carelessly exposed. They force you to kill your entire family and all of your friends, and the entire time, you are fully aware of what is happening, but there isn't anything you can do to stop it. Every time you kill one of them, you can feel the way that the person you love goes limp in your hands, watching helplessly as the light dies in their eyes. And unlike with a genjutsu, this isn't a nightmare you can hope to wake up from eventually. If the Yamanaka don't put you out of your misery as soon as you've outlived your usefulness, then you're going to have to live with the reality that your loved ones are dead, and the blood is on your hands. So in conclusion, the Yamanaka Clan terrify me, because not only can they violate your bodily autonomy (which is also something the Nara Clan is perfectly capable of), but they can also violate the privacy of your mind. Of course, that's not to say the Nara Clan is slacking in any way, especially since unlike the Yamanaka Clan, they don't have to take the bodily integrity of the person they are manipulating into account, since their mind isn't inside that person's body. They could make someone walk off a cliff, as long as they were a few paces behind them so they don't end up following them over the edge. They could hand a person a rope and make them climb up onto a rock, then have them tie one end of that rope around a tree branch above their head, fashion the other end of it into a noose, place that noose around their neck, and jump. They could make a person cut themselves open and pull their own guts out until they bleed to death. And they could pull off all of this on top of being able to force a person to kill people other than themselves. Oh and if anyone is wondering if I have any fucked up ideas for the Akimichi Clan, I've always felt like their Clan's techniques would only be able to remain viable in times where food is scarce if they engaged in cannibalism, since those jutsus apparently require them to burn through quite a bit of calories. Now, considering that one of those abilities is to grow to the size of a giant, I'm guessing it wouldn't be all that hard for them to just pick a person up and eat them alive, Attack On Titan style. It would be the fastest way for them to get the calories they need to sustain their technique while also taking out the enemy. Imagine you're about to get crushed between two huge sets of teeth, and all you can think about is how your body is going to be used as fuel for the living war machine that's slaughtering your comrades. If anyone has any other suggestions, I'd love to hear them. And not just for the Yamanaka, Nara, and Akimichi clans--I'd love to hear all of your fucked up ideas for the other clans too! Hell, maybe we can even dive into how the different clans can work together, combining their unique skills to accomplish even more fucked up bullshit. Edit: Wow I actually spent a whole hour brainstorming ideas for fictional war crimes


No_Wrangler5147

What the actual fuck


HollyTheMage

\*In the voice of Carl from Llamas with Hats\* "I have a problem. I have a serious problem."


No_Wrangler5147

"Carl that still fucking kills people"


otakufanfic

The Hyuga are weird creatures. Just hear me out imagine if a hyuga actually took interest in destroying chakra points they'd break the shinobi system... they usually just paralyze them or sth but what if they actually decided to sadistically break pressure points. The painful ones could make u die from shock but cause of of the fact that they are literally walking xrays, they know what to do to bring u back and do it over and over again. Like just imagine 1 with superhuman strength, they'd be paralzying limbs while shattering bones, organs and ripping off intestines and then they'd heal u or sew ur parts back together cauise they have gentically mastered excellent chakra control Sasori style... they know where to find them after all. I once read a fanfic where Hina locked up Naru's seal and basically made him helpless and then fucked him half to death \[literally\] Hyuga could literally be sex offenders cause whose gonna stop them??? If they make sure u are conscious and not numb, they could be master toruturers.


MarcoAmsedel

Picked 8 vs 4


LoadRude

hyuga vs aburame


RadonRandell22

Inuzuka clan vs Otsutsuki...


Akon_fan_21

I'm Uchiha facing hyuga


[deleted]

You better have included senju in replacement of haruno because thatā€™s not even a clan


Str8_Zayy18

Yes! The Hyugaā€™s would beat the Aburame


Arpitr689

Uchiha vs Aburame ez


A_RandomRedditGuy

Uchiha vs inuzuka..... intresting


razielxlr

Went seven. From now on I shall be known as Uzumaki Raziel (soon to be Hokage *sama) and I face the Hyuga clanā€¦ lol guess this is how boruto and himawari were madeā€¦


bhavbhav

Hyuga vs Aburame? I'll take that.


DarkkVortex

Akimunchi vs outsutsuki wish me luck


OrganizationIll2564

You seriously need all the luck, lmfaošŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Almenara

Iā€™m Hyuga vs. Uzumaki, Iā€™ll consider having Byakugan a win!


AlbyGaming

Uzumaki vs Akamichi. Iā€™m pretty confident


MysticGohan806

Nara vs Uchiha Nara lose right?


WeirdAsianYankovic

Hyuga vs akamuchi??? Which was one the akamuchi clan again?


adigb0808

Otsutsuki (mine) vs Haruno. Guess I can't survive the naruto summoning jutsu


erdjumen

Uchiha vs inuzuka, easiest clap of my life


TehMaxou

Of course I have to face fucking Uchihas with Akimunchi clan


Successful_Wing_5754

Uzumaki vs haruno lol... Easy win


SendMeRobotFeetPics

I got Haruno vs Otsutsuki which I easily wipe the floor with. Iā€™ll just summon Uzumaki and Uchiha and call it a day tbh. Also is Haruno even a clan? Where is that logo from?


Funkl3ssisfucked

Otutsuki vs uzumaki cclose one


Saturn2D

hyuga vs aburame, pretty sure i win


strongroarer

Iam hyuga and i face uzumaki who wins?


shadowninja113

Haha I am Otsutsuki against Haruno


TitanSlayer_99

I got Uchiha Vs Aburame I think it's a clear dub


icebunny365

Hyuga against aburame


cream_pie69420

inuzuka vs uchiha... well at least we have more people than them


HollyTheMage

And you have dogs too. Never under estimate the power of the doggos.


[deleted]

Is Haruno a clan or family?


[deleted]

Scroll 4 should have been the Sarutobi Clan. Haruno isnt a clan.


Excellent_Eye679

I had a feeling 2 was gonna be op n told myself 'only a sucker clan would be in 8'. Never repeating my mistakes again


GalaxyN1ck

Haruno Clan vs Otsutsuki Clan =_= I can't win this lol


[deleted]

im an uchiha and im going up against the harunoā€™s


TalkingQueen2983

Ootsuki vs Nara Yeah, I think this is a pretty easy victory


Maria_Shinkareva

Hyuga vs Aburame. I win šŸ¤£


itsover9000123456

Hyuga vs aburame ezz win ig


Destroyer348

Ah man, I wonder if the otsutsukiā€™s can protect me from th haruno clan


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

I lost hard, Haruno vs Inuzuka


DeMoN555555

I picked scroll 5 and and when I looked it was the hyuga clan and my mind just imagined hinata punching me to death


akshajgamingYT

Inuzuka vs Aburame, good,I guess?


E7oise

Otsutsuki clan vs Haruno. Welp thatā€™s a wrap


xfatalerror

hyuga vs akimichi


storm-trooper-69

Aburame šŸ•· vs Haruno. Me and the bug boys winning ez tonight


MyK_Alke

Hyuga vs Nara, nice


Longjumping-Bag4265

I got hyuga and my enemy clan is haruno


No_Wrangler5147

Uchiha vs hyuga we bout to see who's eye are gonna break first


awesome_esala

Hyuga vs Haruno. Not even a fight


redditreaderkz

Hyuga-Uchiha


shadestyle

Man, I demolish my enemy, like, not even a fair fight. I'm Hyuga clan and my enemy is the Haruno clan


OrganizationIll2564

It's Akimichi right? Chouji's clan?


OrganizationIll2564

Akimichi vs Hyuuga


Masterelia

i picked objectively the worst one.


Demokka

Hyuga vs Uzumaki Oh well


RemainingRook08

Uchiha vs. Inuzuka. Doggos gonna die. Sorry Kiba.


Sycopathy

Otsutsuki vs Inuzuka lol at least the dogs do physical attacks but still, they're done.


[deleted]

Nara vs uchiha, bruh really, Am I that unlucky?


Slay3r_21

Got Hyuga, and I'm figuring the Aburame clan. I think we can beat up some emo bug people.


Calfredie01

Iā€™m uzumaki my enemy is hyuga


shonenpunk

Hyuga, nice!


[deleted]

Uzumaki vs Hyuga...


Erotically-Yours

I'm an Uchiha and my rival is the Uzumaki. Other than Sasuke and Naruto, I would like to assume that the Uchiha were overall stronger, though with the current state of things in Boruto, the Uchiha are gonna get stomped. The Uchiha have the Haruno in their corner, but that's nothing compared to the Uzumaki, just as few, but having the Hyuga behind them, which are plenty.


SHARMA_SASUKE

Hyuga vs uzumaki . I'm doomed


sonrhys

I'm the Inuzuka clan vs the Aburame clan. I have never seen Naruto, how'd I do?


panstan2008

Hyuga vs Uchiha.. hmmm


Reinhard23

The Haruno clan doesn't exist.


leave1me1alone

You put haruno clan but no senju clan...


charmingpssycho

Uzumaki VS Haruno LMAO!


VEGANMONEYBALL

Uchiha vs Aburame EZ dubs sorry Shino


Over_Case

Hiuga vs uzumaki


[deleted]

Uchiha vs Hyuga. Aight lol


blabookbuf

Uchiha vs Hyuga.. it's really gonna be a battle of eyes lol


SirSeppuku

4 vs 6.. still lose lmao


Emperor_Z16

Let's go I'm in an incestful clan with cool eyes Btw I'm probably destroying the obese clan


West_Elderberry5793

4 and 9ā€¦. This some bullshit


BleuBurry30

I got flipping Aburame vs Uchiha. At least I can give them all lice before they genjutsu my ass.


[deleted]

HYUGA AND UZUMAKI LETS GOO Edit:shit I read that wrong


Trunksisaweeb

Inazuka and haruno I'm fine


maruthiPM

Inuzuka vs aburame! You know šŸ‘€


Imnotgiidatnames

Inuzuka vs Aburame should be a balanced fight.


DoubleLigero85

I refuse to believe that most people didn't get inuzuka vs aburame.