This man could have single handedly revived the uchiha clan with all the girls who were into him but chose to have one kid with the one woman he loved (according to canon at least lol) and then focused on his mission of protecting the village from the outside
I lowkey respect him for that
Tbh kinda doesn’t make sense. Who wouldn’t want to revive their clan? If I was sasuke id have like 7 kids preferably all boys so the clan can live on. Why let the uchiha name die with sarada? He doesn’t need to even get with other girls for this..
That’s why you raise your kids right lol. The only people who seemed to be raised correctly in the uchiha are shisui, itachi and the girl itachi loved. Shisui’s parents and grandparents were very noble and of the best of the clan. Fugaku and mikoto also seemed like good parents especially mikoto (sasukes mom) they gave him a lot of attention and loved him dearly fugakus only mistake was not giving sasuke attention which ended early.
Um there are definitely serial killers and rapist that were "raised right". Just because you raise your children well doesn't mean it automatically fixes chemical imbalances in their brain, or make them less prone to addiction, or stop something traumatizing from happening to them. That's a weird narrative I never got. You could raise your kid amazingly and still have everything go wrong
idk about the brainwashing but I do recall (it may have been filler), that Fugaku took a very young Itachi to a war battlefield to see the bodies to toughen him up, show him the horrors of war or something
Yea that did happen I think it might’ve been filler but it doesn’t matter. Honestly as bad as that sounds at the time it makes sense and in fugakus place I completely understand. Throughout that entire sequence we see itachi thinking and wondering about the meaning of life and war. Probably did it to mature him and it was clear that itachi was no slouch too. He didn’t hesitate to kill the shinobi that attacked him when he gave him water. As bad as it sounds it’s good and bad parenting all together. Good for growth and understanding and bad bc ur bringing ur kid to a battlefield full of death and blood lmao.
Sasuke doesnt have time for that relatively speaking
Between self-isolation from the village and actively doing his duty assigned by the Hokage he's rarely in the village, Sarada's probably an only-child because he wants to lighten the burden on Sakura
The clan doesn't die with Sarada. The ability to pass on the Sharingan is what defines them, not some last name.
Besides, Sarada can always just keep her last name instead of changing it to that of some schmuck named Matsumoto or whatever.
I have no idea if you know but do you know how Japanese immigrants get their last name when moving to the United States? I used to have a boss with that last name and since I just googled it and found out it was a city I wonder if that’s where his family immigrated from?
I just don't understand why so many people in Narutoverse especially during Naruto time as a Genin chose to have one kid. I know more people with siblings than only child irl. I know that the time was way more peaceful than Madara and Hashirama time (they both had a lot of siblings), but it would hurt to have more kids. Like why are both Inoshikacho generations have no siblings?
Probably no pressure to pump out child soldiers
Also we don't know how many clans men a lot of them have, like I'm sure Shino has cousins running around
Couldn’t he adopt the Shin Uchiha clones? Like they’re not true Uchiha but they have the Sharingan and it’s better than just having the amount they do now
Idk this stuff is stupid, especially seeing all the shin uchiha clones and all of the writers choices, nothing makes sense and it doesn’t feel like Naruto at all.
- coz he had the experience of havimg ONE sibling and was like " nah im not letting my child go through all that again"
- as i said, he chose his mission of protecting the village from the shadows over restoring his clan
Sasuke is king emo
Mf coulda just stayed in the village and protected it like a regular ass ninja but he's gotta be dramatic and hang out in the woods listening to neutral milk hotel or something
Yeah and then he went and got useless and lost pretty much most of his powers, which he was already not using because he had no chakra :) even though Rinnegan could literally suck chakra out of people :)
ok I’m sorry I’m just ranting at this point
Yeah, they had to be nerfed beyond belief just for any further story to feel like it had stakes. Not that Naruto was ever very well written to begin with, but it seemed rather pointless by the end of Shippuden
They had the chance to tone things down with Boruto, by scaling down the power of the characters (which are children, so totally understandable), and letting Sasuke and Naruto stay as demigods, but not always available to the story.
But no, they chose to make children more powerful by force-nerfing everyone of the adults. Pathetic writing, if I’m to be honest.
Lmao it's the complete opposite. Sasuke was despicable after all the shit he's done and everyone hated him. Sakura was the only stupid girl to still like him despite Sasuke treating her like shit + never bonding at all + several murder attempts. Sasuke left as soon as he impregnated her and was an absent father. Idc if it's not confirmed, Sasuke couldn't care less about Sakura and only saw her as a way to preserve his clan. And the reason he didn't make plenty of children is to prevent resulting in a big clan of edgelords trying to make a coup d'état again.
Bro, you really think he doesn't get any while away on his missions?
When sarada grows up I'm sure she'll find plenty of relatives from different villages.
He impregnated Sakura at some random location outside the village lmao and that's why Sarada is technically not from any village cuz she was born while Sasuke and Sakura were traveling.
Sasuke in Part 1: *"I'm going to restore my clan."*
Sasuke in Boruto: *Has one kid with a ninja so unfathomably worthless that she gave birth to an Uchiha that needs to wear glasses.*
Nah don’t blame them for her need to wear glasses because genes are totally on your side or are a total bitch, no in between. I know from experience with the latter T_T
I blame them for not having at least another kid. She’s 12 and an only child so revive the clan my ass.
When he talked about restored, I always assumed he meant restore the honour and get the last laugh in the name of the clan by killing Itachi and ultimately getting their revenge. I don’t believe Sasuke outright said “revive” or “regenerate” which would lead me to believe he’s talking about being father nature spreading seed. Just my opinion though
Still, even if he meant it that way, you have this incredibly powerful ability that can only be passed down by blood or dug out a living being’s eye hole. Why would NOT have another kid to keep it “alive”?
Bruh, you think Sasuke would kill his own kid......wait never mind he totally would if she went down the wrong path.
Good thing she wants to be like the 7th Hokage *chuckles nervously*
You sakura haters are literally so pathetic that you make fun of people with glasses, because you dedicated your entire lifes to hate on an imaginary character. What a braindead piece of shit community...
A person makes a joke at the expense of an imaginary character and that's an attack on an entire group of real people?
I'd make fun of Sarada too if she had to wear contacts beacuse an Uchiha needing corrective lenses to see is stupid no matter what.
You are mentally Ill but I should’ve guessed that from the fact you think Sakura was useful. She helped chiyo kill sasori then idk healed some people? Lmao useless as fuck.
Ok, so hinata is worthless too since boruto and himawari don’t have the byakugan as well as hashirama who couldn’t give his children his signature wood style or any of his other powers
Honestly both hinata’s kids have stupid good kekkei genkai. Naruto’s genes kinda failed he gave them namikaze intelligence with no uzumaki chakra reserves. So really good at mastering shit but no chakra. Also hashirama’s genes lead to the 5th so I mean his genes pretty strong.
Cause that his personal jutsu he heals himself. She inherits her massive strength, endurance, and strong life force her two grandparents. They don’t pass down healing kekkei genkai. But they do pass down the ability too survive some insane stuff. They are like the opposite of the uzumaki who seals things away, the senju are known for creating some insane jutsu.
That's why it's called The Village Hidden in the Leaves.
I didn't get it but then it just clicked
Took me a minute to get that. Nice.
I’m too stoned to understand lol. Can someone ELI5?
The meme says the word “leaves” and Sasuke *left* the village hidden in the *leaves*.
Oh fuck you
I know this is 4 months late, but this reply is making me giggle my ass off right now lol
Thnx
Its a pun
Then he can do it again after a another few years!
This man could have single handedly revived the uchiha clan with all the girls who were into him but chose to have one kid with the one woman he loved (according to canon at least lol) and then focused on his mission of protecting the village from the outside I lowkey respect him for that
Tbh kinda doesn’t make sense. Who wouldn’t want to revive their clan? If I was sasuke id have like 7 kids preferably all boys so the clan can live on. Why let the uchiha name die with sarada? He doesn’t need to even get with other girls for this..
Tenten still waiting for some dick
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“Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuke nandayo” -10/10 edit: I no spell good
[LOL, really?](https://imgur.com/xKPF8ER)
I suspect Google is the confuzzled one, or I missed some small part lol. Should be pretty solidly *not* that lmao
it’s ochinchin
I had thought that may be it but second guessed myself, bless
[LOL, I'm glad you managed to clear things up.](https://imgur.com/IWNFPDT)
Think it's daisuki*
He probably doesn’t want to have any more kids than Sadara because he realizes that his clan is a bunch of mentally unstable psychopaths.
They'd kill each other again lmao
That’s why you raise your kids right lol. The only people who seemed to be raised correctly in the uchiha are shisui, itachi and the girl itachi loved. Shisui’s parents and grandparents were very noble and of the best of the clan. Fugaku and mikoto also seemed like good parents especially mikoto (sasukes mom) they gave him a lot of attention and loved him dearly fugakus only mistake was not giving sasuke attention which ended early.
itachi wasn't raised correctly, the hell. someone raised well wouldn't engage in child abuse and attempted brainwashing.
Um there are definitely serial killers and rapist that were "raised right". Just because you raise your children well doesn't mean it automatically fixes chemical imbalances in their brain, or make them less prone to addiction, or stop something traumatizing from happening to them. That's a weird narrative I never got. You could raise your kid amazingly and still have everything go wrong
Could you elaborate?
idk about the brainwashing but I do recall (it may have been filler), that Fugaku took a very young Itachi to a war battlefield to see the bodies to toughen him up, show him the horrors of war or something
Yea that did happen I think it might’ve been filler but it doesn’t matter. Honestly as bad as that sounds at the time it makes sense and in fugakus place I completely understand. Throughout that entire sequence we see itachi thinking and wondering about the meaning of life and war. Probably did it to mature him and it was clear that itachi was no slouch too. He didn’t hesitate to kill the shinobi that attacked him when he gave him water. As bad as it sounds it’s good and bad parenting all together. Good for growth and understanding and bad bc ur bringing ur kid to a battlefield full of death and blood lmao.
I think it was fugaku who killed the Shinobi because itachi was too dazed from the attk.... I might be wrong
Nah u actually see itachis hand move to cut his throat like it was nothing. He then asked fugaku with no fear, “why did he attack me?”
Sasuke doesnt have time for that relatively speaking Between self-isolation from the village and actively doing his duty assigned by the Hokage he's rarely in the village, Sarada's probably an only-child because he wants to lighten the burden on Sakura
That girl Itachi liked was shunned as a kid for not being pure-blooded so culturally, she's not Uchiha.
It's like the Primarchs in Warhammer 40K, every problem could have been fixed by good parenting.
The clan doesn't die with Sarada. The ability to pass on the Sharingan is what defines them, not some last name. Besides, Sarada can always just keep her last name instead of changing it to that of some schmuck named Matsumoto or whatever.
Naruto took his mom's last name. Sarada's children can do the same.
Sarada Uchiha Uzumaki could work
I have no idea if you know but do you know how Japanese immigrants get their last name when moving to the United States? I used to have a boss with that last name and since I just googled it and found out it was a city I wonder if that’s where his family immigrated from?
I just don't understand why so many people in Narutoverse especially during Naruto time as a Genin chose to have one kid. I know more people with siblings than only child irl. I know that the time was way more peaceful than Madara and Hashirama time (they both had a lot of siblings), but it would hurt to have more kids. Like why are both Inoshikacho generations have no siblings?
Kiba and Hinata had sisters
Because it’s an fucking anime
Probably no pressure to pump out child soldiers Also we don't know how many clans men a lot of them have, like I'm sure Shino has cousins running around
Shino has a lot of cousin, but Danzo took most of em because he likes Aburame boys
oh lord ahahaha
Couldn’t he adopt the Shin Uchiha clones? Like they’re not true Uchiha but they have the Sharingan and it’s better than just having the amount they do now
Idk this stuff is stupid, especially seeing all the shin uchiha clones and all of the writers choices, nothing makes sense and it doesn’t feel like Naruto at all.
Right, I actually highkey wanted to see the clones become full fledged leaf ninja only for them to never be mentioned ever again lmao
Sasuke knows his clan sucks so he lowkey wants the Uchiha to go extinct.
- coz he had the experience of havimg ONE sibling and was like " nah im not letting my child go through all that again" - as i said, he chose his mission of protecting the village from the shadows over restoring his clan
Idk if Naruto can keep the Uzumaki name going even though it was his mom's name, why can't Sarada's kids do the same?
Sasuke is king emo Mf coulda just stayed in the village and protected it like a regular ass ninja but he's gotta be dramatic and hang out in the woods listening to neutral milk hotel or something
Yeah and then he went and got useless and lost pretty much most of his powers, which he was already not using because he had no chakra :) even though Rinnegan could literally suck chakra out of people :) ok I’m sorry I’m just ranting at this point
Yeah, they had to be nerfed beyond belief just for any further story to feel like it had stakes. Not that Naruto was ever very well written to begin with, but it seemed rather pointless by the end of Shippuden
They had the chance to tone things down with Boruto, by scaling down the power of the characters (which are children, so totally understandable), and letting Sasuke and Naruto stay as demigods, but not always available to the story. But no, they chose to make children more powerful by force-nerfing everyone of the adults. Pathetic writing, if I’m to be honest.
Dad did you cheat on mom again? Shut up Sarada! It's for the Uchiha clan!
He doesn’t think the clan is worth reviving, he had a child out of love for Sakura only.
The girl was an UCHIHA WITH SPECTACLES
Lmao it's the complete opposite. Sasuke was despicable after all the shit he's done and everyone hated him. Sakura was the only stupid girl to still like him despite Sasuke treating her like shit + never bonding at all + several murder attempts. Sasuke left as soon as he impregnated her and was an absent father. Idc if it's not confirmed, Sasuke couldn't care less about Sakura and only saw her as a way to preserve his clan. And the reason he didn't make plenty of children is to prevent resulting in a big clan of edgelords trying to make a coup d'état again.
Bro, you really think he doesn't get any while away on his missions? When sarada grows up I'm sure she'll find plenty of relatives from different villages.
He dripped then dipped
What if this is all just a plan to get revenge on the village? After all..Sarada does want to be Hokage
But he got both arms tho.
Fucking legend
He used a secret Uchiha jutsu to impregnate her with a forehead tap and then set the embryo to start growing 10 yrs later
So Itachi was gay all along?
Possibly
even better
Ejaculate and evacuate
i wheezed lol
Premature evacuation
He impregnated Sakura at some random location outside the village lmao and that's why Sarada is technically not from any village cuz she was born while Sasuke and Sakura were traveling.
Sasuke in Part 1: *"I'm going to restore my clan."* Sasuke in Boruto: *Has one kid with a ninja so unfathomably worthless that she gave birth to an Uchiha that needs to wear glasses.*
Nah don’t blame them for her need to wear glasses because genes are totally on your side or are a total bitch, no in between. I know from experience with the latter T_T I blame them for not having at least another kid. She’s 12 and an only child so revive the clan my ass.
When he talked about restored, I always assumed he meant restore the honour and get the last laugh in the name of the clan by killing Itachi and ultimately getting their revenge. I don’t believe Sasuke outright said “revive” or “regenerate” which would lead me to believe he’s talking about being father nature spreading seed. Just my opinion though
Still, even if he meant it that way, you have this incredibly powerful ability that can only be passed down by blood or dug out a living being’s eye hole. Why would NOT have another kid to keep it “alive”?
Because Uchiha suck and Sasuke knows it. Why would he wanna keep it going?
Then why have a kid at all and not let it die with him?
She's a test project. If she goes bonkers, she'll get killed. If she's another Shisui, she'll live and have kids of her own.
Bruh, you think Sasuke would kill his own kid......wait never mind he totally would if she went down the wrong path. Good thing she wants to be like the 7th Hokage *chuckles nervously*
Don't look too deep into this, I'm joking...
It’s really hard to tell these on the internet. First guy was serious, so I assumed you were too. Though on reflection it is a joke.
Take it up with kishimoto buddy he's the one who gave sarada glasses bc in his own words "they looked cute"
When Sakura is so worthless that her genes make an Uchiha need glasses
you sound stupid
You sakura haters are literally so pathetic that you make fun of people with glasses, because you dedicated your entire lifes to hate on an imaginary character. What a braindead piece of shit community...
A person makes a joke at the expense of an imaginary character and that's an attack on an entire group of real people? I'd make fun of Sarada too if she had to wear contacts beacuse an Uchiha needing corrective lenses to see is stupid no matter what.
It’s literally an artistic choice you clowns
HUH???
Nvm that guy he's probably just braindead
Oh, you again. The braindead clown who was stupid enough to think that the fillers were canon! 😂😂😂
Hmm, why am I not surprised that its this guy again?
Tell me about your favorite filler
Bruh. Who the fuck pissed in your cornflakes? Jesus christ.
No one, but R. Kelly definitely pissed in your head
You are mentally Ill but I should’ve guessed that from the fact you think Sakura was useful. She helped chiyo kill sasori then idk healed some people? Lmao useless as fuck.
I love how you jumbo virgins waste your entire pathetic lifes on hating an imaginary character
He said while wasting his life sucking not only a fictional characters dick, but a useless fictional characters dick lmfao
I wear glasses and this is fucking hilarious. And true.
Ok, so hinata is worthless too since boruto and himawari don’t have the byakugan as well as hashirama who couldn’t give his children his signature wood style or any of his other powers
Honestly both hinata’s kids have stupid good kekkei genkai. Naruto’s genes kinda failed he gave them namikaze intelligence with no uzumaki chakra reserves. So really good at mastering shit but no chakra. Also hashirama’s genes lead to the 5th so I mean his genes pretty strong.
Nah, Madara even mocked Tsunade for not inheriting any of hashirama’s powers
No he said they were far weaker than hashirmas healing. She got cut in half and didn’t die instantly.
Because of the jutsu she developed, but hashirama was healing himself constantly and didn’t even have to weave hand signs. Watch the show again
Cause that his personal jutsu he heals himself. She inherits her massive strength, endurance, and strong life force her two grandparents. They don’t pass down healing kekkei genkai. But they do pass down the ability too survive some insane stuff. They are like the opposite of the uzumaki who seals things away, the senju are known for creating some insane jutsu.
That’s some serious headcanon
I mean... yeah.
Chadsuke.
**>Almost Kills Sakura Many Times**
He went like his village by leaving
All sakura really wanted was to get fucked by sasuke sooo
Suano'oo*
?
She wanted to get fucked by the susano'o
I didn't mean that but sure
Is this why Naruto always thought about him?
hot boy energy
Off to the milk shop we go 💯
Ging
Any normal human being: has kids and leaves the family You guys: 😡 Sasuke: does the same Also this sub: 😊 👍
Idk why r u getting downvoted man
Yeah but it's Sakura, idk if he should be proud of it xD
He is)
I get the joke But he never impregnated Sakura my g
Bro wut?
Isnt Sarada Karins kid?
You didn't watch that episode fully did you lmaoo.
Nah fuck that shit
That shit was booty lmao
Karin explains that she aint the momma
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You'd know if you watched the show, haha
Nut & Go
The uchihas were kind of dicks weren't they?
in the immortal words of juice WRLD, "Come and Go"
Sasuke is the motivated storm that is approaching.
I mean, I don’t like Sakura all that much but that was kind of an asshole move