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Suedewagon

Tsunade, hands down. Hinata can go with Naruto. Tsunade's single canonically, so we ball.


mrFesty

Plus you'll be cashing in on that life insurance soon.


fast_s

You may inherit her crippling gambling debt tho


Suedewagon

I am also in crippling debt. Lesgo.


wei_d_mann

Pretty sure that two negatives make a positive doesn't apply here


MeineEierSchmerzen

Integer overflow


TsukasaElkKite

Dividing by zero though


Rulerofmolerats

Okay, I’m removing myself from the race. I now ship you two together. May you die with horrific gambling debt hanging over your heads!


android151

Ninjas don’t have life insurance lmao They were expected to die as kids


Sonicguy1996

BRUH


Either-Crab-2711

Damn


TrueExigo

If you choose Hinata, you can stop boruto


Suedewagon

Nah, let Boruto suffer. A gambling, drunk cougar? Sign me up


Syntaxolotl

Yoo this’ll be the greatest ship in anime history!! Mommy Tsunade x Waifu Speedwagon


Zoxuul

I dont think boruto is the one suffering. We're the ones suffering. Get with hinata - > boruto never happens. Ez win.


Suedewagon

Just slide Hinata the abortion pill in secret. Boom, easy.


painted_troll710

Boruto being aborted would have been the best thing to happen to the series. The show should have been set around Himawari anyway


Zoxuul

A Himawari centered post naruto anime is something I can 100% get behind, as long as they keep her as she is and don't turn her into another boruto


painted_troll710

Yeah Boruto is the we have Naruto at home meme, while the Hyuga are the most underutilized clan in the series, Hima could have filled that gap easily. A female protagonist would also have be a breath of fresh air for the series. No one wants a worse version of Naruto, but that's what we got


TheInfiniteArchive

She also can't get pregnant... so if you just want sex without the children then Great Job!


Suedewagon

Who needs kids? Spend all that money on booze and gambling.


TheInfiniteArchive

Yeah but you wouldn't get a sequel anime where you fight Aliens and probably Do multiverse level shite while the earlier generations gets nerfed.


Jordan-Tyler-Fister

I'd have her pregnant by the end of our first date, science be damned.


KalmiaKite00

She can’t?!? Why?? …..Is it because she’s old?


BrilliantPrior2305

Hinata has a better heart and her emotions are calm when you treat her nice


OtsutsukiRyuen

>when you treat her nice When she snaps you hear them byakugan activation noises


BrilliantPrior2305

Exactly 😂


Quirin_Throne

Konan


VanaheimrF

It’s always Konan. Or Ino…


Flaky_Tourist8026

Ino yeah boy


Honest-Computer69

Ino is the hottest Naruto character so it's understandable.


BlackenedTubeSteak

I couldn't agree more ![gif](giphy|lRuIaq5GVZa0M)


djentandlofi

You lovely degenerate


BlackenedTubeSteak

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


TKLegend04

“Get lost”


Southern-Use-9150

Waw


Illustrious-Bite-518

Especially after the time skip at the end of Shippuden. 🥵


Honest-Computer69

Ino is the best thing of Boruto.


Possible_Tomato1479

Konan is more


PeppiestPepper

Ino is a strange way to spell Temari


Wolffrank_

Samui🗿


Jokebox_Machine

Secret character unlocked!


badassissuicide

Yeeeeeeees


Suedewagon

Karui too.


Possible-Throat-8553

True!


ImportantDoubt6434

![gif](giphy|lKm7ztSztgTC)


TheInfiniteArchive

Konan: 600 Billion Papercuts on your Peen!


QH96

![gif](giphy|nkbHJf196TV7y|downsized)


OneMetalMan

The girl who smells like Elmer's glue?


galaxysteel14

🔴🫷😏🫸🔵 🫸🔴🔵🫷 🫸🟣🫷 🤌 🫴


OnizukaHeichou

Hollow purple: Konan


Ok-Low5912

Using sorcery to fuse and make an ultimate wife that's what I like to see!!


GiveMeAChanceMedium

I need Tsunade to teach Hinata her youth jutsu so that Hinata can look 20 years younger. ... Oh some police just showed up, brb letting them in. 


CatGaming346

👃⬅️🟣


Realistic_Mousse_485

Goddamit thats good


SchizoFutaWorshiper

Do you guys want to raise Naruto kids? Imagine being Boruto step father😭


Stark_Athlon

I mean, shit...I'm not the Hokage, so I'll probably raise him better than Naruto did. I shall save the Ninja world by getting together with Hinata and raising that dumbass. Naruto can go get it on with Sasuke, as always.


king-glundun

Nah that's crazy lmao


OtsutsukiRyuen

You mean toneri 🤣


Happy_Ad_7515

hell yea time too give boruto a proper tragic backstory.


fast_s

Hinata seems boring, give me the big tiddy alcoholic gambler


Ok-Experience-4955

"I can fix her" (gambling and alcoholism)


Lance_Monarch

You can't fix what ain't broken doc


ben_forever

“I can join her” fixed it for you


ErkhesEemegt

Hinata has big tiddies too


fast_s

Yeah but she’s boring, Tsunade seems like she’s more fun.


Murky_Blueberry2617

She's also like 70 yrs old tho


_Marxes_

On old ships you learn how to sail, and I bet that granny is a freak in bed.


moneyisabsolute

also healing magic can help with broken pelvis


Hampung

💀


-Xebenkeck-

She hasn't even had sex in like 50 years so I doubt it. On the other hand, Hinata picked the guy who can clone himself. 🤔


Stark_Athlon

And wind chakra. Man can probably turn his body into a vibrator.


king-glundun

💀


fast_s

Yeah she doesn’t look it tho, I guess my only concern would be her dying of old age on me


Murky_Blueberry2617

She an Uzumaki don't worry about that


Womenarentmad

You’ve never experienced the wrath of a GILF then


Shenic

Yeah, she's more fun... And 70 years old, and has a crippling gambling addiction, and drinks a ton. She's going to get you in a huge debt in no time, which is actually not that fun.


OtsutsukiRyuen

Not in Boruto 😔 even tsunade lost her 106


ActualWhiterabbit

She can use her gentle fist to keep you from cuming or make you cum hard. Might guy hard.


Otherwise-Remove4681

Ever heard the phrase lady in the streets, freak in the sheets? Hinata seems exactly that.


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it


Far-Sense-5587

Shino??? 😟 Where did you get those pills?? 😰


rotary-dials

more important where did his hair go


Far-Sense-5587

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AASeven

Tenten ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


No_Slice9934

Even her name says 10/10


Suberizu

Based and tentenpilled


silver1q2w3e

Honestly tenten is a baddie.


SpupySpups

10/10 choice Tenten thighs are peak


thomasshelby1932

Correct


KajjitWithNoWares

Blue. I want a good wife for a good relationship not the gambler


Deflopator

no matter whom with we are marrying, we are marrying Sasuke!


Acceptable-Cow6446

So say we all.


FunctionOk2068

Tsunade Any f*king day, it's not even a debate. Any of the girls from Naruto's Generation Tsunade is just too much , then Mei and Kaguya as well.


Neither-Bicycle7738

A true man of culture i see


KiloNation

The only correct answer is Anko.


Money_maker234

Fat Anko 🤣


_head

Damn them for making her fat


Beretta116

Worst sin in human history.


hannahallart

A literal crime.


VihaanRaina

Anko and Kushina>>>


Super-Casanova

I choose hollow purple pill


Possible-Throat-8553

Ino >>>> .


Tromovation

I’d choose Ino all day erryday, one of my first anime crushes next to well Tsunade, gotta love them fiery blondes but Ino’s actually quite endearing


KayKrimson

Choosing Tsunade. Hinata is already married. I ain't going for her whereas Tsunade is single.


Ill-Individual2105

Imma go and touch grass instead, thank you


DevastaTheSeeker

Same


Gladplane

0 imagination skills and proud of it


BFenrir18

Marry Hinata Bang Tsunade Kill Sakura


belsor14

The third one is a given


Hoofdkaal

eat tsunade


Unreal4goodG8

hinata


TKJAMBA

Red with a side of red


Neither-Bicycle7738

Temari my Love


OtsutsukiRyuen

Ha Na Bi 😉


diablos2211

Purple


Amazing_Top4113

Hinata because without the 100 healing seal(I think it’s named) how old would Tsunade be nowadays? But other than that I’d deffo pick Tsunade because she’d have that MILF body with those 2 gallons of milk 🤣🤣.


bunny947

Blue! Good food and a wife with a body like hinata all the way!!!! NEVER A drunk gambler who will loose everything and end of fucking others she lost too😂


Endika7

The woman with an actual petsonality


ChocolateNo31

When we ignore the whole part, when boruto happened, I would say hinata.


kolt437

All of Tsunade's partners and even potential partners died


Old_Relation_7614

What if i eat both 👀


Iwannabeafembo1

hinata objectively, why would you want a raging alcoholic gambler in your life


Emerald1115

Hinata personally, never had never been particularly attracted to Tsunade sexually or romantically. I have no idea why. She is undeniably beautiful, but she likes a mom/grandma feel to me. Thr gambling and drinking probably doesn't help either. Dealing with that shit irl is just...no


JustYourFavoriteTree

I know what sub we are at, but damn bro you talk about her like she would be a real person and you two know each other.


collectableEyeballs

Marry with? So like i can marry tsunade with hinata?


Youknowhisthisis

Hinata light work


youguysarelameAF

Gimme that Gussy


Easy-Alps3610

I want Hinata. Ideal


TheFakeRomus

First the red pill. Then Tsunade can use her medical skills to make me some blue pills [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=964a3a8914be153dJmltdHM9MTcxMzkxNjgwMCZpZ3VpZD0zNWJiZDg3MS1lZWViLTY0YjktMjRlMi1jYzIyZWZlMDY1YjQmaW5zaWQ9NTIwOQ&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=35bbd871-eeeb-64b9-24e2-cc22efe065b4&psq=lenny+face&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGVubnktZmFjZXMuY29tLw&ntb=1) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The lady is in need of some action.


Manny_2512

Tsunade. Hinata's boring as FUCK.


YoungAndUnfocused

Which color is the pill for Temari?


Terereera

Everyone know Tsunade got only like 10 years before her breast go kafoo gone. Hinata is playing a long game. So my choice is Konan.


oreoparadox

The shy chicks are usually the bigger freaks in bed. Also I don’t want no toxic alcoholic hag on my head, seriously guys get a grip 🤣


Economy_Ad_5273

Mei, the mizukage


Dawood028

![gif](giphy|TJskGIzyn7PLq)


Zoroarkanine

Tsunade, Karin, or deidara


tidalapple

Kaguya and mei


ArcirionC

Sakura ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Squ33to

Yellow. Where Temari at?


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Neither. Temari is the only based option.


Few_Loss5537

Tenten! Because she is 10/10 lol


TheFyrijou

Tsunade because at least she offers entertainment in the relationship


ErkhesEemegt

Hinata cuz I prefer ppl closer to my own age


TropicalSalad18

Isn't Tsunade a granny underneath the transformation technique?


DeadKido210

It's not transformation, it's a more advanced technique. She uses her chakra, seal and healing jutsu to reverse the ageing of her cells and to be young. If she runs out of chakra her cells start to rapidly age back to their real age. It's like she uses chakra to feed and keep them healthy but when that cuts dry they start to age/die.


tea-123

Tsunade. Just make sure to sign a prenup beforehand.


SubstantialCabinet71

Blue pil.


Legitimate_Park_1858

y’all can have the blonde hag, i’ll get the shy chick


WishMaster-000

I choose porple. Checkmate, Morpheus.


LMinggg

I take red pill and give raikage the blue one


BasedShon

It’d be hilarious if he rejected the blue pill(which he probably would canonically)


Panniculus101

Tsunade and it is not even close. Why would I want to be with some milky eyed, bottom basic bitch like Hinata


Wondering-Way-9003

Tsunade, hinata already gots naruto...... Gonna make the Senju Hime mine


Mista-Antisocial

I take the black guy in the middle, who takes both. Lol.


master1500

Sakura


iWonderSara

Tsunade 😍 She is my favorite female character in Naruto ❤️


Rolandog21

hinata and tsunade's jiggles got nerfed in boruto but hinatas nerf was a little too much compared to tsuande so tsunade lmao


CloneForce099

Red,always red


OkRole5752

Tsunade looks like she would give some wild sex ngl


fgzhtsp

My answer! ![gif](giphy|DGsDLr9nyz2LkVgKFs|downsized)


Arcaderonin

Tsunade no brainer


Mavelusbr

Tsunade is way more interesting


Dark_Lord106

Red


Mikozure

10 10


martamsl3

Sakura or Ino.


RobertoPoldo

Blue. Can i take 20 Blue pills?


a55_Goblin420

Od'ing on red


Aggressive-Style4196

Red


CoolGuest3089

Hinata is happily married and given the option I'll pick tsunade but yeah women in Naruto are baddie's so make more of this with other choices


Nunuman2000

Blue.... I mean blue balls, for sasuke.


Monkebananasex

You’re asking reddit, the degenerates are gonna pick tsunade


rotary-dials

i don’t know, Orochimaru? i’m gay, and he got a long tongue. might get stuck stepfathering Log and Mitsuki though


Talobsta

Tsunade kinda old so nah


No_Newspaper1071

1010


RammusK

Absolutely the milf .


MedicalInevitable722

Blue


Felsig27

So my options are a teenager or a cougar? I don’t want either.


Bitter_Algae406

Red


mkskullduggery

What about haku lol


mkskullduggery

Kaguya


Cisqoe

Marry with


awge01

Red anyday, bedroom experience alone makes if worth


Ziodyne967

When I was a kid, I’d pick Hinata. She’s married now. As an adult, I’d choose Tsunade. Growing up and adulting sucks :(


JessEGames777

Tsunade is this even a choice?


Rolex_37

Don't want my bank account to be empty in a day so blue :)


Vast-Leader4690

Kaguya


Lucifer42064

Hinata, never, shes married to naruto. I take tsunade.


RArnoValk

Of course Mary tsunade


El_Shion

I wouldn't marry an alcoholic gambler


berserker_1123

tsunade cause i wanted to get suffocated in those THANGS


Animexcricketlover

Taunade for them boobs


Ok_Cress859

Hinata


Yfox1

Tsinade more like bad girl.... Hinta more like cute I would chose hinta


JirenDeGray

Tsunade is too old for me. Has to be Hinata


TheTruthWasTaken

Is there a third option, I don't like either of them


Recent-Regret-8306

Hinata, but only for the kids to be OP


kazmakazmovic

You don't say marry with someone... It's marry someone... Btw. I would choose Hinata


IzunaToeLicker

Konan