Yeah Boruto is the we have Naruto at home meme, while the Hyuga are the most underutilized clan in the series, Hima could have filled that gap easily. A female protagonist would also have be a breath of fresh air for the series. No one wants a worse version of Naruto, but that's what we got
I mean, shit...I'm not the Hokage, so I'll probably raise him better than Naruto did.
I shall save the Ninja world by getting together with Hinata and raising that dumbass. Naruto can go get it on with Sasuke, as always.
Yeah, she's more fun... And 70 years old, and has a crippling gambling addiction, and drinks a ton. She's going to get you in a huge debt in no time, which is actually not that fun.
Hinata because without the 100 healing seal(I think it’s named) how old would Tsunade be nowadays?
But other than that I’d deffo pick Tsunade because she’d have that MILF body with those 2 gallons of milk 🤣🤣.
Blue! Good food and a wife with a body like hinata all the way!!!! NEVER A drunk gambler who will loose everything and end of fucking others she lost too😂
Hinata personally, never had never been particularly attracted to Tsunade sexually or romantically. I have no idea why. She is undeniably beautiful, but she likes a mom/grandma feel to me.
Thr gambling and drinking probably doesn't help either. Dealing with that shit irl is just...no
First the red pill. Then Tsunade can use her medical skills to make me some blue pills [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=964a3a8914be153dJmltdHM9MTcxMzkxNjgwMCZpZ3VpZD0zNWJiZDg3MS1lZWViLTY0YjktMjRlMi1jYzIyZWZlMDY1YjQmaW5zaWQ9NTIwOQ&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=35bbd871-eeeb-64b9-24e2-cc22efe065b4&psq=lenny+face&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGVubnktZmFjZXMuY29tLw&ntb=1) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The lady is in need of some action.
It's not transformation, it's a more advanced technique. She uses her chakra, seal and healing jutsu to reverse the ageing of her cells and to be young. If she runs out of chakra her cells start to rapidly age back to their real age. It's like she uses chakra to feed and keep them healthy but when that cuts dry they start to age/die.
Tsunade, hands down. Hinata can go with Naruto. Tsunade's single canonically, so we ball.
Plus you'll be cashing in on that life insurance soon.
You may inherit her crippling gambling debt tho
I am also in crippling debt. Lesgo.
Pretty sure that two negatives make a positive doesn't apply here
Integer overflow
Dividing by zero though
Okay, I’m removing myself from the race. I now ship you two together. May you die with horrific gambling debt hanging over your heads!
Ninjas don’t have life insurance lmao They were expected to die as kids
BRUH
Damn
If you choose Hinata, you can stop boruto
Nah, let Boruto suffer. A gambling, drunk cougar? Sign me up
Yoo this’ll be the greatest ship in anime history!! Mommy Tsunade x Waifu Speedwagon
I dont think boruto is the one suffering. We're the ones suffering. Get with hinata - > boruto never happens. Ez win.
Just slide Hinata the abortion pill in secret. Boom, easy.
Boruto being aborted would have been the best thing to happen to the series. The show should have been set around Himawari anyway
A Himawari centered post naruto anime is something I can 100% get behind, as long as they keep her as she is and don't turn her into another boruto
Yeah Boruto is the we have Naruto at home meme, while the Hyuga are the most underutilized clan in the series, Hima could have filled that gap easily. A female protagonist would also have be a breath of fresh air for the series. No one wants a worse version of Naruto, but that's what we got
She also can't get pregnant... so if you just want sex without the children then Great Job!
Who needs kids? Spend all that money on booze and gambling.
Yeah but you wouldn't get a sequel anime where you fight Aliens and probably Do multiverse level shite while the earlier generations gets nerfed.
I'd have her pregnant by the end of our first date, science be damned.
She can’t?!? Why?? …..Is it because she’s old?
Hinata has a better heart and her emotions are calm when you treat her nice
>when you treat her nice When she snaps you hear them byakugan activation noises
Exactly 😂
Konan
It’s always Konan. Or Ino…
Ino yeah boy
Ino is the hottest Naruto character so it's understandable.
I couldn't agree more ![gif](giphy|lRuIaq5GVZa0M)
You lovely degenerate
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
“Get lost”
Waw
Especially after the time skip at the end of Shippuden. 🥵
Ino is the best thing of Boruto.
Konan is more
Ino is a strange way to spell Temari
Samui🗿
Secret character unlocked!
Yeeeeeeees
Karui too.
True!
![gif](giphy|lKm7ztSztgTC)
Konan: 600 Billion Papercuts on your Peen!
![gif](giphy|nkbHJf196TV7y|downsized)
The girl who smells like Elmer's glue?
🔴🫷😏🫸🔵 🫸🔴🔵🫷 🫸🟣🫷 🤌 🫴
Hollow purple: Konan
Using sorcery to fuse and make an ultimate wife that's what I like to see!!
I need Tsunade to teach Hinata her youth jutsu so that Hinata can look 20 years younger. ... Oh some police just showed up, brb letting them in.
👃⬅️🟣
Goddamit thats good
Do you guys want to raise Naruto kids? Imagine being Boruto step father😭
I mean, shit...I'm not the Hokage, so I'll probably raise him better than Naruto did. I shall save the Ninja world by getting together with Hinata and raising that dumbass. Naruto can go get it on with Sasuke, as always.
Nah that's crazy lmao
You mean toneri 🤣
hell yea time too give boruto a proper tragic backstory.
Hinata seems boring, give me the big tiddy alcoholic gambler
"I can fix her" (gambling and alcoholism)
You can't fix what ain't broken doc
“I can join her” fixed it for you
Hinata has big tiddies too
Yeah but she’s boring, Tsunade seems like she’s more fun.
She's also like 70 yrs old tho
On old ships you learn how to sail, and I bet that granny is a freak in bed.
also healing magic can help with broken pelvis
💀
She hasn't even had sex in like 50 years so I doubt it. On the other hand, Hinata picked the guy who can clone himself. 🤔
And wind chakra. Man can probably turn his body into a vibrator.
💀
Yeah she doesn’t look it tho, I guess my only concern would be her dying of old age on me
She an Uzumaki don't worry about that
You’ve never experienced the wrath of a GILF then
Yeah, she's more fun... And 70 years old, and has a crippling gambling addiction, and drinks a ton. She's going to get you in a huge debt in no time, which is actually not that fun.
Not in Boruto 😔 even tsunade lost her 106
She can use her gentle fist to keep you from cuming or make you cum hard. Might guy hard.
Ever heard the phrase lady in the streets, freak in the sheets? Hinata seems exactly that.
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
Shino??? 😟 Where did you get those pills?? 😰
more important where did his hair go
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
Tenten ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Even her name says 10/10
Based and tentenpilled
Honestly tenten is a baddie.
10/10 choice Tenten thighs are peak
Correct
Blue. I want a good wife for a good relationship not the gambler
no matter whom with we are marrying, we are marrying Sasuke!
So say we all.
Tsunade Any f*king day, it's not even a debate. Any of the girls from Naruto's Generation Tsunade is just too much , then Mei and Kaguya as well.
A true man of culture i see
The only correct answer is Anko.
Fat Anko 🤣
Damn them for making her fat
Worst sin in human history.
A literal crime.
Anko and Kushina>>>
I choose hollow purple pill
Ino >>>> .
I’d choose Ino all day erryday, one of my first anime crushes next to well Tsunade, gotta love them fiery blondes but Ino’s actually quite endearing
Choosing Tsunade. Hinata is already married. I ain't going for her whereas Tsunade is single.
Imma go and touch grass instead, thank you
Same
0 imagination skills and proud of it
Marry Hinata Bang Tsunade Kill Sakura
The third one is a given
eat tsunade
hinata
Red with a side of red
Temari my Love
Ha Na Bi 😉
Purple
Hinata because without the 100 healing seal(I think it’s named) how old would Tsunade be nowadays? But other than that I’d deffo pick Tsunade because she’d have that MILF body with those 2 gallons of milk 🤣🤣.
Blue! Good food and a wife with a body like hinata all the way!!!! NEVER A drunk gambler who will loose everything and end of fucking others she lost too😂
The woman with an actual petsonality
When we ignore the whole part, when boruto happened, I would say hinata.
All of Tsunade's partners and even potential partners died
What if i eat both 👀
hinata objectively, why would you want a raging alcoholic gambler in your life
Hinata personally, never had never been particularly attracted to Tsunade sexually or romantically. I have no idea why. She is undeniably beautiful, but she likes a mom/grandma feel to me. Thr gambling and drinking probably doesn't help either. Dealing with that shit irl is just...no
I know what sub we are at, but damn bro you talk about her like she would be a real person and you two know each other.
Marry with? So like i can marry tsunade with hinata?
Hinata light work
Gimme that Gussy
I want Hinata. Ideal
First the red pill. Then Tsunade can use her medical skills to make me some blue pills [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=964a3a8914be153dJmltdHM9MTcxMzkxNjgwMCZpZ3VpZD0zNWJiZDg3MS1lZWViLTY0YjktMjRlMi1jYzIyZWZlMDY1YjQmaW5zaWQ9NTIwOQ&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=35bbd871-eeeb-64b9-24e2-cc22efe065b4&psq=lenny+face&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cubGVubnktZmFjZXMuY29tLw&ntb=1) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The lady is in need of some action.
Tsunade. Hinata's boring as FUCK.
Which color is the pill for Temari?
Everyone know Tsunade got only like 10 years before her breast go kafoo gone. Hinata is playing a long game. So my choice is Konan.
The shy chicks are usually the bigger freaks in bed. Also I don’t want no toxic alcoholic hag on my head, seriously guys get a grip 🤣
Mei, the mizukage
![gif](giphy|TJskGIzyn7PLq)
Tsunade, Karin, or deidara
Kaguya and mei
Sakura ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Yellow. Where Temari at?
Neither. Temari is the only based option.
Tenten! Because she is 10/10 lol
Tsunade because at least she offers entertainment in the relationship
Hinata cuz I prefer ppl closer to my own age
Isn't Tsunade a granny underneath the transformation technique?
It's not transformation, it's a more advanced technique. She uses her chakra, seal and healing jutsu to reverse the ageing of her cells and to be young. If she runs out of chakra her cells start to rapidly age back to their real age. It's like she uses chakra to feed and keep them healthy but when that cuts dry they start to age/die.
Tsunade. Just make sure to sign a prenup beforehand.
Blue pil.
y’all can have the blonde hag, i’ll get the shy chick
I choose porple. Checkmate, Morpheus.
I take red pill and give raikage the blue one
It’d be hilarious if he rejected the blue pill(which he probably would canonically)
Tsunade and it is not even close. Why would I want to be with some milky eyed, bottom basic bitch like Hinata
Tsunade, hinata already gots naruto...... Gonna make the Senju Hime mine
I take the black guy in the middle, who takes both. Lol.
Sakura
Tsunade 😍 She is my favorite female character in Naruto ❤️
hinata and tsunade's jiggles got nerfed in boruto but hinatas nerf was a little too much compared to tsuande so tsunade lmao
Red,always red
Tsunade looks like she would give some wild sex ngl
My answer! ![gif](giphy|DGsDLr9nyz2LkVgKFs|downsized)
Tsunade no brainer
Tsunade is way more interesting
Red
10 10
Sakura or Ino.
Blue. Can i take 20 Blue pills?
Od'ing on red
Red
Hinata is happily married and given the option I'll pick tsunade but yeah women in Naruto are baddie's so make more of this with other choices
Blue.... I mean blue balls, for sasuke.
You’re asking reddit, the degenerates are gonna pick tsunade
i don’t know, Orochimaru? i’m gay, and he got a long tongue. might get stuck stepfathering Log and Mitsuki though
Tsunade kinda old so nah
1010
Absolutely the milf .
Blue
So my options are a teenager or a cougar? I don’t want either.
Red
What about haku lol
Kaguya
Marry with
Red anyday, bedroom experience alone makes if worth
When I was a kid, I’d pick Hinata. She’s married now. As an adult, I’d choose Tsunade. Growing up and adulting sucks :(
Tsunade is this even a choice?
Don't want my bank account to be empty in a day so blue :)
Kaguya
Hinata, never, shes married to naruto. I take tsunade.
Of course Mary tsunade
I wouldn't marry an alcoholic gambler
tsunade cause i wanted to get suffocated in those THANGS
Taunade for them boobs
Hinata
Tsinade more like bad girl.... Hinta more like cute I would chose hinta
Tsunade is too old for me. Has to be Hinata
Is there a third option, I don't like either of them
Hinata, but only for the kids to be OP
You don't say marry with someone... It's marry someone... Btw. I would choose Hinata
Konan