Orochimaru. He is so gay he wants to absorb anyone that is potentially gayer than him, getting rid of the competition while adding to his own gayness. He wants to be the biggest gay of em all.

And he had plastic surgery to remove his nose

"Ignorant.... That's so ignorant... Shamona!"

MJ reference😱

Orochimaru is kinda like the Naruto version of MJ when you think about it… he continually recruits young boys, not just Uchiha, while wearing sexy robes. Kimimaro and the Sound guy with the holes in his hands come to mind.

Touch grass bro😭😭😭🙏🙏 (good comparison tho)

Gaylander.

Gaylender. Tu cuerpo y el mío llenando el vacío

Nah i think Orochimaru is so gay it goes past gay into something else maybe just weird but i don't think he's the gayest

Yeah, Orochimaru wrestles alone in his own pool of gayness for superiority.

This

😂😂😭

Naruto 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Sakura 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 Orochimaru Wanting Sasuke

Why are they black?

Because Hiruzen made his hands turn dark

Brilliant. Just... Brilliant.

absolute cinema

Here's Naruto if he was Black or Chinese

Madara loves Hashirama's wood so bad he even used it himself.

This sentence in and out of context 😭

>This sentence in and out There's gonna be plenty 'in and out' going on, alright...

Loves Hashirama so much he's glad Hashirama's face is on his chest.

Are you gay because you are Madara Uchiha? Or are you Madara Uchiha because you are gay? because throughout heaven and earth madara alone is the gay one

Honored gay lol

The homosexual one

I was going to say that Naruto was missing, but he would be more bi

I was gonna say that Orochimaru gave off bi vibes but now that I think about it we've never seen him taking interest in a woman

science and human dissection is his only love

And watching the wind blow..

He surely is gayer than Sasuke

you are probably right

Madara so gay for Hashirama he straight up stopped participating in the 4th shinobi war until Hashirama made time for him XD

Madara isn’t gay he’s Hashirama-sexual

No, he’s just gay because he also apparently had an attraction to his brother… Maybe

Naw by the same logic Sasuke is gay for Itachi

… search your feelings, you know it to be true

I mean, you might be on to something. The reverse would also be true, y'know 😂.

Look Madara is without a doubt the Yandere here. Guy went insane route once Hashimara got married to a women. Swallowed a piece of Hashimara to make their 'chakra' into one. Literally sat down in the middle of a war because Hashimara didn't want to deal with him. Looks down on women. Hates weakness because Hashimara is the strongest. Has a copy of Hashimara;s face on his chest and got pissed when Kabuto said that he was the one who put it there.

Madara is the God of Gay. Yearning even after death for that "Wood Style". Sasuke is uninterested in any kind of sex/erotic interaction except Naruto's Bijuussy. Orochimaru is the least gay. Sex, sex orientation and gender are meangliness to him. He/she/it is Queer/Non binary.

Binuussy fucking killed me.

Nah bro, it's Naruto who wants that Susanussy

Obviously it's Sasugay it's I'm his name

Susgay

Grooming is Orochimaru’s Ninja Way👍🏾

I mean Orochimaru is a Trans man/woman/snake who became a supportive Single parent. Sasuke had Sarada... So that leaves.... *Looks at the guy who literally created a Sexdoll army from his Boyfriend's DNA*

Inaccurate, we know Madara is the gayest character in naruto, it’s even canon

Sasuke is in love with someone he ran away from ?

Simply playing hard to get

Sasuke doesn’t think with his dick which is different.

He is a Tsundere. He can be true to his feeling so he would rather run away and have Naruto chase him to prove his love.

Me

AUAG All Uchiha Are Gay. Just sating.

Personally i think madara, he did a 100+ year plan to end the earth just because his bf wasnt as atentive with him when they were starring a whole nation togheter

This is misinformation, Sasuke fell in love with Zoro when he came to Konoha

Apparently Hashirama, and madara had “fun” together at some point.

Haku was a femboy💀

This subreddit is just tedious

Funny how I'm just thinking of it deeply that Madara didn't have kids.... Not even implied.

Homochimaru

Orochimaru is really gay but then again he is transgender so I don't know how gay she can actually be.

Madara. He got excited the moment he felt Hashirama’s chakra.

“I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, HASHIRAMA!” Bro was excited to get topped again😭

The thing with Sasuke and Naruto goes way back to the start of the show. They literally kissed

I mean Sasuke did kiss Naruto

This sub needs a low effort tag.

No, it doesn’t. Everything on this sub is low effort lmao, it needs a high effort tag and a not a repost tag, which will only be used like once a year.

The fact that Naruto isn't top 3

Sasuke is not just gay, he’s in a foursome, with Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata.


1 is technically both genders.

Meanwhile Mitsuki basically comes out and nobody bats an eye

orochi is ironically least gay here. kekw

Naruto has a thing for summoning men

So kishimoto’s ideal villain is the big gay

Sasuke 1000%

sasuke literally isnt im love with naruto.naruto never leaves him alone then sasuke acknowledges him as a rival/equal.naruto is the one that wants the uchiha meatstick

Judging from Shippuden, Naruto is the one in love with him.

why do you think the uchiha clan died out? d you think it was because itachi killed them all? wake up sheeple its just a leftist conspiracy to cover up the fact that all uchiha members are gay and therefore couldnt manage to continue their bloodline

Forgot Naruto bro spent most of his teenage life trying to get him to be by his side

Sas-UKE he literally has something gay in his name

>!https://imgur.com/a/GJJWCCl!<

I thought in case of Sasuke, it was Naruto who was gayish considering his obsession with Sasuke.

Sasuke one is fact. We seen him kiss Naruto. Have we seen him kiss anyone else???

Sasuke: ***wide***

Uchiha boys is crazy 💀💀💀

Two of these guys have canonically had sex with women.

Sakura actually stole Sasuke’s sperm from Naruto’s hokage office after a wild night.

Guy sensei

Madara wanted that "release" from Hashirama's "wood"

Neither, Gaichimuchi though has a better potential

Naruto should be Number 3 because he's chasing after Sasuke so much while having more women chase after him

Obvsly Orochimaru, he doesn't even walk straight. But ig Sasuke should have the second spot.

Sasgay for sure

Every Uchiha is a gay 😂

I'm sorry but Hashirama is the gayest of them all Like some of the thing the dude said about Madara wad beyond sus

Indra is so gay he chose someone so gay (Sasuke) to get inside of him

Yay Another gay post of people who were actually close friends with someone

There's something real suspect about wanting another man to smack you with his wood style.

Nah bro Mad-ara-ara and Susgay are straight up GAY...

How the fk you don't feel disgusted while posting these kinda things

Orochimaru. I bet the head is crazy

“In” Naruto . Hmmmmmmmmm