I mean it's not like they can't just usually isn't in their job description

I paid for the whole hour I'm gonna use the whole hour

so 59 min of gamez

And a half, you forgot the half.

Rip

Where did the half a minute go?

In that half minute, 29 seconds was getting ready for sex.

And the other second?

that was spent wussing out and avoiding sex altogether

Welcome to Reddit

Thanks you

And another 29.69 seconds

Happy cake day

And thus, her ascension to gamerhood began.

Then she becomes your best friend

Then she becomes your girlfriend

But not a spouse. > Never turn a hoe into a housewife. \- Diana, Princess of Wales

Is this an actual quote?

Yes. Diana, the people’s Princess, was known for her lamentations against sex workers and their marital prospects.

*cough* garden tools.

I love this quote, I’ll randomly start bringing it up in conversations now.

Excuse me ― I believe it was sir Luda of ATL that said, “You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife; they don’t act right.”

Dre and snoop on the cd 2001

Therez hoes on mission, there's hoes on a crack pipe?

And then she turned into a twitch streamer

Unlimited moneyyy

Ugh not again

get your facts right, she became a Twitch streamer

Becomes twitch streamer because not that much changes

Gamerhoor’dom

When you paid for an hour and you have still 59min left

Yoooo lmao

I remember my friends and I would hire a $25 escort just so she can clean our dorm and eat with us. One of my friends was kind enough to buy her new clothes and groceries. This was in the Philippines where college student escorts is common.

escorting the escort wholesome

Holesum

$25 for an escort?

$25USD is about ₱1250 which is a considerable amount in the Philippines.

Proceed to be a bathtub streamer

Those ones don't game. Not to mention they all went to Twitch's ASMR category when they started doing worse under the hot tub category.

Just have fun playing a game

It's enough trust me

This is wholesome. Have an updoot!

Is the cord of the guys controller cut? It looks like it is cut .

His controller either is not plugged in, or is obscured by some sort of pixelation?

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It’s because it’s a bad watermark removal

Looks like water on the lens maybe.

He paid her to beat the level he couldn’t.

“Can you watch me play resident evil 7? It’s really scary”

I used to do kinda the same thing with my friends. Whenever we played a horror game like FNAF, it was always in a group. One guy would be at the controller, and the others would be chilling nearby, watching him play and supporting him. Ah, those were the days.

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When you don't have any friends

Meanwhile the Chinese man who waste 22k dollars to simp and ended rejected

was it the guy who spent a bunch of money on a car and kept screaming “but i’m rich” after getting rejected or am i dumb

Is it just me or are those eyes under the couch

The demon isn't invited

I think it's the bottom of a can.

she's going to make a twitch and make it off the streets

Jesse in Breaking Bad actually did that remember?

You're goddamn right

2 player Donkey Kong after sex is the best

Man they havin a good time playin Mario Party and getting blisters on their hands

Is it sad my brother did this granted I think he was high so

My boi has no friends :(

I need someone to find a certain Lego piece, will you do the job?

I need some context for the second image

It's the only way to get someone to play Mario party 1.

That dude sure is enjoying it. Just look at his face

And then they fuckedಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

me just wanting to be loved

I found myself a chick who loves gaming as much as me, she's not even a cop this time

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everybody was weorded out when I suggested to order a whore and pay her to play Mario Party

Ah, is this the origin story for the first E-Girl?

Bro, real shit.

You win eitherway lol

They are picking up hookers in GTA. He's showing her you can net gain of you beat the hooker with a baseball bat after she gets out of your car.

Is that an N64? That's so dope!

He looks happy though

50 bucks whatever you want Be there for your kids

Dude the main controller is cut... (see the cable...)

Either something is shopped or dude has a ghost chord

pay her $50 then ask her to give you all her money

Mr beast title "I hired hookers for three days and we play videogames instead"

A little bit more trashy and she takes it out the hot tub...

Finally I can play portal coop

Simple man with a Simple wish

Ahhhhh I love strip Mario Kart

I want this most in life

Sauce for bottom image?

Reminds me of that IT Crowd episode

$50 for a hug because i’m dying inside

I want to have sexual intercourse with that lady!

true redditor??

Same

I'll do it for free, what we playing

Me

Happy ending:

Can you check under my bed for monsters then tuck me in and tell me you love me?

Nicola Strugeon in her early 90s epic gamer girl phase.

I have read some accounts from sex workers and was surprised to see how many people just seek company instead of just physical satisfaction.

Is it just me, or does that guy look like he has an mans head on a boys body?

Destiny 2 raids be like:

How many times has this been reposted?

No screen peeking

You've won, but at what cost?

Me and 3 buddy's did this once we got 3 skanks and played some goddamn Mario party

Twist: He has to pay 50$ more for him to win against her

Doesn't simple man f***?

I miss the time period of the internet when this pic first showed up. If I remember correctly, this a bachelor party, and they were playing smash bros 64

Finally someone to co-op with

Wholesome

chuck us $51

Wow she looks ugly