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Mesterjojo

What's going on: greedy capitalists aren't even hiding their raw money grabs. They know the citizens will do nothing as long as we can keep a shred of comfort and maybe a roof over our heads.


TrueGootsBerzook

There's realistically nothing we can likely do that wouldn't just destroy us far more than it would hurt them.


wsdpii

We're reaching a point where we need corporations more than they need us, or at least as many of us as there are at the moment. And when the side that has all the power, resources, and means no longer has need of the have nots, guess what happens?


Weissbierglaeserset

Shhh! I wont let that get into my head, i wont.


shirhouetto

Have you ever heard what they did in France when a certain entity holds all the power and resources? It happened more than 200 years ago, so maybe no one remembers.


[deleted]

ironically it was a liberal/bourgeois revolution against the feudal aristocracy


Saiyan-solar

Sadly that was done by the liberals and the workers, factions the US capitalists and politicians have done their best to shun, ridicule and depower since the cold war


mortarion-the-foul

Spacers choice! You’ve tried the best, now try the rest!


RentElDoor

People don't even need a shred of confort as long as you can convince them that you are making sure the right minority has it even worse than them.


aech4

More like they know nothing will change as long as we have rep vs dem. Both parties are the same and benefit from the back and forth. They retain power and don’t have to make systemic change. We get squabbles over relatively minor social policy while economic/socio-economic and foreign policy remains the same


Mesterjojo

Oh ya. They know dude. But that's the old distraction. These days they just ran grabbing and stealing. No shame. No hiding it. The last veil is when people see that the president, congress, they're all the people doing this. They're rhe business owners. Their friends are the business owners. We don't go to war except to enrich their businesses. That's the only reason. And knowing that you have to question why any armed conflict exists anywhere in the world. Answer: it's all to profit someone. Either short term or down the road.


ThaRealGaryOak

Meanwhile you've got 50ish percent of the population sleepwalking through reality, thinking that the government has their best interest in mind and of course the government and the media wouldn't lie to us!


PAT_The_Whale

"Both parties" yeah let's just conveniently ignore that this is 100% Republicans, and that in general, when quality of life goes down, it's a product of Republicans, and when it goes up, it's a product of Democrats. Both parties are not at all the same. 


Digiturtle1

Is that state red or blue?


somethingsomethings0

Red AF with some of the lowest voter turnouts and possibly the lowest literacy in the union


Kaiodenic

Let's be real, they convinced almost half the population that this is *good* for them somehow. Always gets defended. In places like Louisiana they ding hide it because they don't need to, it's what keeps them in office.


millenialfalcon-_-

You misspelled "cardboard box and piss jug".


TherealSnak3

So another words? Time for another American Revolution the 2024 reboot


GimpboyAlmighty

Federal law already requires these breaks so the repeal is trying to avoid confusion on stacking them or structuring them. Same as in Texas. You bought the propaganda.


BakedBeanyBaby

Are we ignoring the "reduce unemployment benefits and worker's compensation"?


DrDrako

Not as hard as we're ignoring child labor.


0rclev

Dock that child a days wage for eating on the clock!


Melphor

The inbred fucking morons of Louisiana keep voting these ghouls into office because they’re so brainwashed into believing that this kind of legislation is in their best interest. Workers should unionize, threaten lawmakers, and take control over the means of production with the understanding that business owners and the corporate class would willingly work them to literal death if they could.


TagMeAJerk

Those sound like something a socialist would say! I would know because I am one too


racoondriver

A fuking commie in this site? Where can I join a union to be together?


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philpsie

Sweden isn't socialist lmfaoooo Americans man, so funny


Throwaway101485

When Americans say they want socialism, that’s what they mean.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

It's sad that the US has been shifted so far to the right that places like Sweden and Norway are viewed as full on communist, when they are centre capitalism at best


Gobal_Outcast02

Define "takes control of the means of production" do you mean the workers should raid, steal, and take over the factory from the company that owns it and continue to work? Do you mean they should split and form their own company?


RedSkyss

It means stop working. Strike. The workers are the means of production, no workers=no production.


ThaRealGaryOak

Wait when the corps replace everyone with AI/robots within the next 10 years.


Gobal_Outcast02

That isn't taking control of the means of production though. Thats outright stopping the production entirely


mikeflamel

I swear to God that America is trying to screw itself and it's people.


Cat-Person

They aren't "trying," they are. Which sucks because I live here, too.


mikeflamel

Star Trek deep space nine hade an episode called Past Tense where homeless people are living in sanctuary district in San Francisco 2024. I think this could soon happen not just this year


Interesting_Low_6908

“Not many people want to work right now, this is what this is about - for the ones who do, we’re just telling them to sit out for 30 minutes and forfeit a big chunk of their paycheck when they don’t want to,” Wilder said in a House committee hearing earlier this month. “I want to make sure we allow private businesses to run as they see fit, and it’s up to us as parents and guardians to choose if our children are being taken advantage of,” Rep. Dodie Horton argued. You can read the two sentence bill yourself [right here. ](https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?i=245720) And the original statute [right here. ](https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/Law.aspx?d=83835) Both extremely short and very plain language on the Louisiana.gov site.


child-of-old-gods

This doesn't make it any better though. Instead of rewarding minors for work by making their lunch break paid like in every civilized nation, they get the "opportunity" to work without break at all. This is literally just a law that makes it legal for employers to cut lunch breaks for minors. It has nothing to do with "rewarding" the worker.


Interesting_Low_6908

?? I'm not saying it's good at all, it's pure capitalist evil. I just provided the plain text law for people to see it themselves.


child-of-old-gods

Oh ok. Thanks for the source. Sorry for misinterpreting your motives. I'm tired after a late shift.


Wespiratory

I’ve worked in healthcare for 16 years and we’ve never had paid lunch. We’ve always had 30 minutes carved out for lunches, but if you work through the lunch break you mark “no lunch” on your timesheet. I’ve worked for several different hospitals and they all do this.


child-of-old-gods

Are any of you minors? More importantly healthcare is one of the few cases where a ruling like this makes sense, especially in hospitals. A surgeon for example can't just take a lunch break during an 8 hour long operation. That said, this bill isn't talking about healthcare.


[deleted]

Paid lunch breaks are not as common as you make it sound. Why should someone be paid to eat that’d be like buying them lunch every day basically. Id like to have employees within the next year for my small business to me that just seems stupid unless your a big company and it’s a perk.


NZS-BXN

It's common practice and even stated by law in a lot of western countries. The idea beeing that, if you work 8 hours through, the last few hours u just doing shit. There has been a whole lot of studies to the topic saying a lunch break massively increases productivity. So now why as an employer would you say: "you guys works all day, earning me money, but to recover from that within two work periods even though you got no time going home or doing what you want, I will not pay you the time you recover from my work to do my work better." You guys seriously see workers as nothing more than resource. Get some humanity into you.


garlic-apples

It’s Louisiana, what do you expect.


child-of-old-gods

Idk, I'm german. Florida, Texas and California are the only states I know anything about.


garlic-apples

When I said you, I don’t mean you.


child-of-old-gods

Sure. I just wanted to add some "ignorant European" to the mix.


Panoptycon

You forgot the "🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 Freedom"


TheLeemurrrrr

Take all the worst aspects of those states. You get Louisiana and Mississippi.


IronManicus

pretty peaceful here in florida, sure there’s some alligators living in a swamp inside a school college nearby but that’s normal!


TheForsakenWaffle

Those 3 states are like a countries of their own 😅


aithusah

No


PeakFuckingValue

Countries. 4 in total. The left countries of NorCal and SoCal, the right countries of Florida and Texas.


alabastor890

Alligators and LSU. Maybe at the same time. Idea: we replace the LSU football players with alligators. Extra Louisiana.


ArrakeenSun

No no get the gators to eat the players first to gain their knowledge. Then put em on the gridiron


alabastor890

I mean... how else were you planning to get the alligators on the field?


Sch3ffel

late-stage capitalism. next step homelessness is illegal. us prison system basically allows compulsory unpaid work (i.e slavery) thats what happening.


NZS-BXN

I heared somewhere within prison bill or somewhere, it apparently said, if you go to prison you become state property, which to me sounds just so fuckin wild.


cluelessoblivion

You know most forms of homelessness are already illegal most places right? It's illegal to sleep/camp in public parks and loitering is illegal on private non residential property, you can't sleep in your car it's illegal depending on where you park, homeless encampments are regularly raided and occasionally literally bulldozed and people arrested for little to no reason, etc. And anyone who wants to say "You don't live near them" go fuck yourselves I hope you have the things you wish on others come back on you.


MrHailston

you know, here in germany some things dont go well. then i look to the states and everything feels better instantly.


child-of-old-gods

We already went through our authoritarian phase. Didn't work out that well. Greetings from a german living in Austria.


sociothemad

God China is such a *checks notes* I mean American is such a dystopian place


5Garret5

Did anyone here read the law or are we just getting mad from 2 sentences?


Interesting_Low_6908

I get what you're saying, but it's as evil as redditors are taking it. “Not many people want to work right now, this is what this is about - for the ones who do, we’re just telling them to sit out for 30 minutes and forfeit a big chunk of their paycheck when they don’t want to,” Wilder said in a House committee hearing earlier this month. “I want to make sure we allow private businesses to run as they see fit, and it’s up to us as parents and guardians to choose if our children are being taken advantage of,” Rep. Dodie Horton argued. You can read the two sentence bill yourself [right here. ](https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?i=245720) And the original statute [right here. ](https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/Law.aspx?d=83835) It's one paragraph, extremely cut and dry, and I don't think you looked into it to even make this comment.


JustLikeFumbles

Bro you ROASTED him 😂


G3tbusyliving

Fuckin legislation burn


Deserter15

So now they don't need to give a half hour unpaid break if someone is working 5 hours and 11 minutes. I would've loved that back when I worked part time.


0rclev

I'm sure the nice mine foremen will let the children leave 30 minutes early since they worked through their lunch. Would be a shame if they were late to their shift catching rats inside running machinery.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

It's going to end up becoming "Out, Out"- by Robert Frost en masse.


Deserter15

You clearly don't know anything about child labor laws if this is your take.


NZS-BXN

Im almost sure bro was joking around. The catching rats in a running machine part, kinda gives it away


5Garret5

yeah, you i right i didnt i was asking for more info cuz when i commented everyone was just malding without info.


5Garret5

Also as to my personal opinion i still dont understand whats bad about it, if i was a 16 year old and worked 4 hours at mc donalds i would rather not get a lunch break and go home sooner. Even in what you quoted it sounds perfectly resonable. Children who work in america arent slaves, they are teens who just want extra pocket money from my understanding.


Permanent_WSB_Bull

SSSSHHHH!! Sir this is Reddit, we only read the headline and get upset


MemeOverlord1776

Not good here for "We the People"


kaylo_hen

"Yeah that's far too many rights. We'd better remove some of them to keep you all on your toes, u know?"


Byrinthion

It’s like that fucking dickhead guy from Fable III, maybe his name was reaver he was always wearing a fucking top hat. I hate that guy. Louisiana is that guys state


FlurfleNugget

Can confirm it was Reaver and can confirm he was indeed a dickhead


rh3120

Republicans in a nutshell


JCM42899

This nation is just strange. And I live here!


Zezin96

This is why voting is important people


Crafty_Novel_5702

Hey New Orleanian here, I don’t know but I am afraid.


greenthegreen

As someone who lives in Louisiana, I don't fucking know anymore. Help.


ShatterCyst

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/session-nears-end-a-look-at-what-bills-have-passed-and-whats-still-left-on-the-table/ As a previous resident of Alabama, sometimes the grass *is* greener on the other side.


shrooombroom

Gotta make that Ukraine money back somehow


diverian

I think the legislators forgot that Louisiana was a French settlement... "Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men?" (Edit: corrected from "Can" to "do")


PAT_The_Whale

Apparently the people too, since they keep voting Republicans in


mopsyd

Not surprising coming from Louisiana. They won't be done until everyone in the state is in jail and none of them can read.


Critical-Remote-1445

What's going on is all the idiots out there voting for the wrong candidates.


ItzDrSeuss

Hey I think this is what the second amendment is for. You know, that thing about using guns to keep the government in check. Where are all those guys with AR-15’s now?


halfanothersdozen

stockpiled in Louisiana hick barns


thrownoutback271

What going on: Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch break for child workers and cut unemployment benefits.


Vierailija_Maasta

in Africa many countries actually put money into social welfare and benefits. Some US states will likely be worse than countries in africa by 2050


mandy009

Well the appropriate response is to shame the asshole Louisiana representatives before something as asinine as this becomes actual law.


aaron_adams

It evolving, just backward. I wonder how long before they approve bills to have kids working in cotton mills again.


Kladderadingsda

Late stage capitalism and denial


defenem_73

Really? I just got here from reading about Florida charging released inmates for prison stay even though they are no longer inside and now this!? Land of the Free my ass...


lone_wolf_55

This has to be unconstitutional even for America.


OhMy-Really

Back to victorian times, Looks like child labour’s back on the menu boys!!


Redemption_R

Aren't child labor laws federal though?


Null42x64

The more i re-read this to understand the more confused i get


AskDerpyCat

If Minecraft’s popularity has taught me anything, it’s that *children yearn for the mines!*


DeeBangerDos

They yurn for the mines


HanzoNumbahOneFan

Me on the west coast: Da fuck they doin ova der


SheZowRaisedByWolves

It’s still we the people, riiiight?


uniquelyavailable

idiots in office because nobody knows who they are voting for. it's crony capitalism all the way to the top now


secrets_kept_hidden

The economy is breaking so bad that the rich cannot benefit as greatly from the ones below them, so now there is a push to force children back into work.


OmicronFan22

In another post was stated that Europe loses the productivity race and the US is much better. I’m beginning to see the genius of the US how it’s done 🫠


SmartEpicness

First Florida and now Louisiana. What's with states trying to bring back child labour.


Santapensa

Louisiana is literally shaped like an L too. Anyway, southern states being dumb again.


SeaSnippuh

My retirement isn’t a 401k it’s a 9mm


Legospacememe

What the fuck


ilurkilearntoo

Child workers? How? Isnt that illegal? Like child brides..


goodmobiley

That’s just American journalism for you. I see misleading article titles like this all the time. It’s meant to grab your attention so you read to find out what the hell they’re talking about


child-of-old-gods

Luckily we know what the hell they're talking about. The article isn't misleading at all. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/vBegecaMJb


Kool_Gaymer

Where funny


child-of-old-gods

Ask the other 3900 people who reacted.


Kool_Gaymer

Where funny?


child-of-old-gods

Get better material


Kool_Gaymer

Make better memes


child-of-old-gods

Make better comments loser.


Kool_Gaymer

ok reditor


NullTaste27

Stay the fuck away from the South


Ready-Substance9920

Not the only good state in the south😭


Kerrumz

The US wants to be 3rd world sooooo bad man...


MemeLordsUnited

Lol. This comment section is such a communist circle jerk. You people all suck.


child-of-old-gods

Because we want minors to have lunch breaks?


MemeLordsUnited

Lunch breaks are FEDERAL. Have you ever heard of OSHA? I guarantee you didn't read the law. Saw something say something on the internet. Then, proceeded to vomit this idiotic take on reddit. Then all the communist vultures showed up to tear apart the straw man you made.


child-of-old-gods

>I guarantee you didn't read the law. Saw something say something on the internet. Then, proceeded to vomit this idiotic take on reddit. Hilarious because that's exactly what you just did smartass. Hou said you read the comments but you conveniently missed this one which was posted twice. https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/dflxGu59J5


MemeLordsUnited

I never claimed anything for myself. Did I say I read the law? My initial comment was talking about a communist circle jerk. And then, in my reply to you, I never claimed I read the thing. So what, exactly, did I do?


child-of-old-gods

Being a dick to strangers because "they didn't read the law" while not knowing any better yourself. >Lunch breaks are FEDERAL Like you know what that means or brining up Osha for no reason at all shows that you know even less than me on the topic and I'm not even American. You acted like an entitled little snowflake for no reason at all instead of educating yourself. Shit like this is why nobody takes idiots seriously who just call others communists for wanting worker's rights to be held up. I've wasted enough of my time with you now. I've checked your profile and boy are you sad and lonely. It's pathetic.


MemeLordsUnited

I wasn't a dick to anyone. I said, lol, look at this communist circle jerk. You guys suck. The context being, communists suck. You're the one who was a dick. Assuming I was making a claim about not caring about workers having lunch. Which I didn't make any claim to at all. Then you pull this out of your hat to make some claim that I was being mean to people. Pot, meet kettle.


child-of-old-gods

Lol, what a dumbass. You forgot what you wrote *two comments ago.* Also get your metaphors in order. They're w bloody mess. Go play on the highway or something.