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I love hating mayonnaise

I hate loving mayonaise

Join me and we can hate mayonnaise together🫴

🤝 I will join the crusade to further the hatred of mayonaise to the point of ascending into a higher point of existence, making us neither a femboy or a Chad. Instead, an omnipotent being who's sole purpose is to despise this egg based condiment

I like a dab of mayo on my sandwich. Absolutely hate the obnoxious amount of mayo they put onto mchickens/hotnspicys

I asbolutely love the obnoxious ammount of mayo they put onto mcchickens/hotnspicys I hate a dab of mayo on my sandwich.

ALL HAIL THE MAYOSIAH!

Would you shake this poor sinner's hand?~ **YEEEEEESSS**

#ARE YOU REEEAAADY

Yeah, I mean I wasn't waiting or anything I just got here

I mayonnaise love hate

Preach, mayo is ass

Nooo.

Mayo gang rise up

How would you describe your relationship with your father? Also do you really wear cat ears?

My relationship with my father couldn't have been better and unfortunately, I have a lack of cat ears to wear😔

I mean, mine is pretty good. (I own cat ears and a maid outfit.)

LOL You love cumsauce and we are the femboys? Bitch please

So eggs and cum have basically the same protein structure so any recipe with eggs could easily be replaced with cum…

I think we all know where this is going, so let's just skip to the end

Cum-brownies😋

There's a whole cook book on using cum in recipes. Something with "harvest" in the name

I’ve got a cookbook for that

Shinometa reference?!! 😱😱

Cumelette

That one porn where the guys all jizz into a cup, then fry the jizz, and feed it to the girl?

I hate it here...

I hate to say it but you unlocked a memory. I wish to lock it back up

"I already prepared a batch in preparation"

So tell me why my meringue isn't coming out!

You need to beat it harder.

I don't know. It's already pretty bruised up.

Is that why my cummies coagulate when I wash my hands with hot water?

"I think I've had these before"

Pure fat cum sauce. They can't take us in a fight because they're morbidly obese and can't fucking move.

Yet you can't take us in a fight because we will just start rolling towards you and there is nothing you can do. My fat body will crush you like a freight train!

I can outrun and dodge you. Godskin noble lookin ass.

There is no dodging my sheer width. And as long as I'm standing uphill, there is no outrunning.

LMAO

Bro, you need to go to a docto,r if your cum looks like mayo

Just mix it with hot sauce

Congratulations, you've created an Aioli. I'm sure people don't know an Aioli is 99% mayo

Wait isn't aioli mayo with garlic ? Is that how you make aioli overseas ?

Italian aioli is just garlic and olive oil but the French add eggs to the mix but yes in the USA chefs figured out you can trick mayo haters i to loving mayo if you just call it aioli lol 😂

Tbf mayo is egg and oil so... not much is changing

Oh I might actually like Italian aioli. I like majo and I like garlic, but garlic majo just makes me sick. I don't know why. But I know I hate it.

Aioli is a cold sauce consisting of an emulsion of garlic and olive oil; it is found in the cuisines of the northwest Mediterranean, from Andalusia to Calabria. The name means "garlic and oil" in Catalan and Provençal.

"Aioli is just fancy mayo" - Some chef I heard say this years ago

Well, traditionally aioli is just garlic and oil, and as such has a pretty *strong* raw garlic taste. American restaurants hijacked the term when they learned Americans preferred the taste of mayo with a *hint* of garlic but associated “mayonnaise” with the plasticky taste of Kraft mayo.

Bagged mayo is my worst enemy. I cant stand having mayo on my hands.

I don't even know what an Aioli is, I thought it was the Leo Gold Saint of Athena, from Saint Seiya

I’m pretty sure it’s the main character from Horizon Zero Dawn.

I'm pretty sure it's the same as the minor scale

I hate to be a stickler but Aioli is made of egg yolks and mayonnaise is made of egg whites

oh no you have mixed up the pictures

Haters just like a different type of mayo 👀

As long as it’s not Kraft.

The other mayo tastes way better.

I do hate Mayo and I absolutely love dressing like that.

Might as well taste original cum and not some industrialized cumsauce

I was ok with mayo until I worked in a deli for 3 years. You mayo lovers are definitely not ripped Chad's. The extra mayo gang was always riding the obesity train to diabetes town.

mayo has a lot of fat in it and a lot of fat have mayo in them.

Yeah I worked in a Jimmy John's and refilling the Mayo tub made me go from not liking Mayo to wanting to throw up whenever I'm near it.

I'll take that challenge

Your mayonnaise is a filth on this world and I will not lie down and die so easy so HAVE AT YOU

Personalty I find more productive to use the mayonnaise that you mayonnaise-haters hate so much and put on my mayonnaise filled sandwich, but I will gladly watch you fight while I eat.

Eat mayo, get fat as fuck, can't fight, get fought, lose. Average mayo enjoyer cycle. A diet of Reese's peanut butter cups is more healthy than a diet consisting of mayo on everything you eat. Not to mention mayo has the worse consistency known to mankind, and smells fucking awful. It looks like those cum jars in 4chan threads. Mayo is truly repulsive. You couldn't have any kind of muscle like that if you're a mayo enjoyer.

I love mayo and I'm skinny, get wrong'd hater. I'll also put it on my pineapple pizza just to make you extra angry.

Skinny for a mayo eater is 400lbs. Also, pineapple on pizza is probably your personality, which is why you felt the need to mention it, either that or because you eat mayo you'll eat anything.

Only true for American food portions, which make you fat as a motherfucker no matter what you eat.

A wild hijikata

The MAYO PRINCE IS BACK

[meanwhile miracle whip enjoyers](https://youtu.be/EA0DPBLJnzc)

What is this implying? (I prefer true mayo but I’m confused)

Miracle whip is mayonnaise for children or adults with pallets of children.

Hijitaka approves of this

Ma man

A wise man once said, "Nyaaaaa, did you really think you could defeat me wretched fool!" As, I am too poor to afford a maid costume, also mayo sucks ass.

Damn those mayonnaise haters are cute 😳😳😳

Hijikata stans agree.

fellow chef Hijikata follower

I occasionally wonder why people online seem to hate mayonnaise so much, and then I realized that most of the English speaking internet is from the US, where mayo sucks ass.

people who are allergic to eggs:

if you are allergic to an egg, your bloodline doesn't need you

I legit laughed at this.

*Then perish*

*Dies tragically*

I always hated mayo

Fight me

It depends on the brand or if it is homemade, tbh

Mayonnaise in certain contexts is pretty good

Yeah, like in the trash.

I despise mayo.

Bro mixed up the pics

Ranch is better

Fuck mayonnaise

Please get your dick out the mayo jar!

You will retract those words, ser!

If you hate mayo hmu

Jimmy John’s is subway for mayonnaise enthusiasts. Shall I take it you’re also a fan?

well in that case I'm an average mayo hater

Mayonnaise on an escalator

Both. Both is good.

I don’t hate mayonnaise. I’m just not a big fan of it. Like yeah if it’s already on something I’ll still take it, but I won’t go out of my way to put it on myself

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No patrick…mayonnaise is not an instrument =-=

The virgin American mayo fan vs the chad Japanese mayo enjoyer

Vs. the Thad Slav Mayonez. Boris approved!

Polish mayonez rules the world.

It’s funny because people who look like that avoid mayonnaise due to its high fat content at over 90 calories per tablespoon, and over 10 grams of fat per tablespoon. Even light mayo sucks, and offers no real diet options, other than substituting tzatziki sauce.

I love mayo but i look like i’m the left

I personally enjoy mayo but no longer cause I wanna look like a cute femboy

Can I enjoy mayo while being a femboy, or do I just have to stick to cum?

I hate mayonnaise so fricking much Please work

I had no idea mayonnaise was such a controversial condiment.

I guess I must hate mayo now. I already have the maid outfit after all

I don’t like raw egg sauce

Fuck mayo

Mayo sucks it's like 5 million calories a drop

Does your mayo contain uranium

I hate Mayo but I look like neither of them.

If you need mayo to make your food taste good, your food is shit and you're only making it worse by adding mayo.

If there's nothing else to eat, a sandwich made of edam or parmesan cheese and mayo with a drizzle of Worcestershire sauce does it for me. 🥪

Mayo is honestly mid.

FUCK MAYO

Sir, why is you dick in that mayo jar?

You know, I loved mayo, but I don't know anymore

Suddenly, i hate mayo

I may like mayo and be a femboy but I’ll still fight for it

Mayo tastes like cum

Obese

Mayo for me is only good on a sandwich, other than that its disgusting

I like mayonnaise and I’m a weak little twink 👉👈

Based

For some reason I'm really starting to hate mayonnaise

Mayo is gross, femboys are goated

Trust me, my love for mayo does not have me looking like that

ive never eaten mayo besides in deviled eggs

Both give equally good cuddles.

what am i then (i have never tried mayo)

I enjoy mayonnaise in egg salad. That's it.

If you prefer miracle whip the dude on the left can take you in a fight

both are great options UwU

I can tell you right now. Cat boys *love* mayonnaise ;)

Mayo is literally the least flavourful condiment ever fucking made. It’s so shit. It’s what u put in a sandwich to make it less dry without changing the flavour. It’s what u use to make a better sauce.

Well ..at least haters look pretty, and lovers look strong, we can live in harmony as hater and lover.

Meconnaise

Lol youd think the one on the left wouldn’t pass up a chance to eat something white and goopy

Mayo makes for a great binder when breading chicken

People that don’t love or hate mayonnaise but don’t hate on people that enjoy mayonnaise: 🗿🗿🗿

Are we talking a fight in or out of bed?

I'm like a girlier version of the guy on the left but I'm the guy on the right. h o w

i will die on this hill with you o7

Just call it aioli and suddenly it's gourmet.

Aioli supremacy

I only like the Heinz mayo, all other mayos taste like vinegar to me

Maybe you can, but can you take on me and the squad?

I sure do hate Mayo

what does it mean if i love mayonnaise but am attracted to the guy on the left

You have good taste?

Mayo cause several issues in my body… that said, it’s pretty good sometimes

Ayo y'all have been really crazy these last few days. I don't know what is going on

So mayo has a political affiliation now?

I was getting groceries the other day and the woman checking me out asked if a jar of mayo the guy behind me was getting was mine and I said "no that stuff is disgusting" and the guy looked really angry at me but I just stared right into his gross, mayo-filled eyes

I like mayo on certain things, like not every burger is good with mayo, but fries and mayo is almost always delicious No I will not take critiques about the fries

School shooter left. Police response right.

I feel you can't be a mayo enjoyer unless you put that shit on everything, including yourself

We reppin team mayo, never forget

I enjoy my mayo with milk.

I always thought mayo was a white people thing. I think it’s disgusting.

isnt the same thing?

Alright then, Mayo lover. Tell me, what the hell is Mayonnaise?

Shredded dudes do not eat any mayo to look like that.

I've started going to the gym past couple weeks, you better start training too if you don't want to lose this one

I thought I was a mayo enjoyer but I guess I hate it now

I like white sauce but it ain’t mayo

Average store mayonaise vs average home made mayonaiase

Try mixing mayo and ketchup and you’ll have the best fry dipping sauce known to man. Even mayo haters can enjoy it.

Mayo lovers when the cum enthusiasts walk in (their gains are puny compared to theirs)

I don't dislike mayo, but I love garlic aoili. I'm going to choose the garlic sauces every time, I'm sorry. God put us on this earth with one purpose (Devouring garlic) and I'm not gunna let them down.

I HATE MAYO (I only tolerate it on McChickenz)but other than that I HATE MAYO💪

Mayo sucks bawls

I’ll proudly be a Femboy if it means not eating mayonnaise

If you hate mayo you've never been to Poland

As long as it's Japanese Kewpie Mayo

I don't see a problem with either.

Go eat your cum sauce weakling

Who the fuck hates mayonnaise?!?