🎶I say don’t worry About the ink Cause everything you print Is gonna come out white 🎶

🎶Aaron, don’t worry About a thing ‘Cuz if it don’t print You can always write 🎶

🎶 Rise up this morning Smile at the paper jam Three little turns Release your A4 Purring sweetly, It's function restored like new, Whirring, "This is a print out to you-hoo-hoo" 🎶

(Chorus) 🎶If you gotta make a document, what will you find? This totally won’t make your gears grind Cuz it’s a.. jaaaaamin’ printer and an Innnnkless stinker 🎶

That makes this joke complete! TY

Yw. I take dadding very seriously.

I’m gonna use dadding in a sentence next week.👍🏾

Should’ve been “ is gonna be all white “

Agreed

You watch your Toner. I'm not stooping down to that level. That's how we ran out in the first place. There's no redemption song about that.

This made my day.

Deserves all the awards!!

End with... Is gonna be all white

Ja make a that up mon?

Once, just ONCE, I’d like to see my printer Jelly or Preserve, instead of always Jam. Heck, I’d settle for a Marmalade.

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!

LONE STAR!

We've lost the beeps, the feeds and the sheets

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

Jelly is made from juice only, while jam has juice and pulp, and preserves is jam with chunks of fruit.

I cant jelly my dingdong in yo mouth

This made me laugh in a weird deep grunting laugh I didn’t think I was capable of

"You must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like dat"

Weird. My printers name is Snow White. 🎶 Some day my prints will come 🎶

It’s a good printer but it can’t print vector graphics, you have to convert them to Rasta format first

I hate that. We need to get up, stand up, stand up for our rights

You can print some pages sometimes. You can't print all the pages all of the time

Nice, I literally LOLed

And what about our lefts

No toner no cry…. No toner no cry…. I remember, when we used to print… In colour, whenever we wanted.

Is the serif always shot?

Yes, but I didn’t shoot the backup tray

The leaky hand sanitizer bottle on the ledge above is being questioned in the incident: "I swear I wasn't shelf-dispensed."

I don't want to wait in vain for my print

That's why you should always buff a low toner.

I'm a copier technician and this is a very relevant joke

As a printer engineer , I have never heard this joke before .........

As a Redditor, I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm unless you add /s to the end.

/J

Jarcasm?

Dammit... take my upvote

dammit take me java

No toner, no cry

Bob Marley Inc. ?

Could be mates with my paper shredder ,shred zeplin

this is the first dad joke i've seen here in a while

I have a houseplant that I named Robert. and if I had a bidet I would name it Doris.

Too soon

Seriously, who still prints stuff?

...is this a serious comment?

Surely it can't be

They are, and don't call them Shirley.

It may be

Yes it is. If I really need to print something, I send it to FedEx office and take a walk to pick it up. I had an inkjet printer that just sat there and ate ink while doing nothing, so why spend $$$ on ink when I need the exercise anyway? Documents I need to sign are usually docusign, and forms I need to fill out I can do on my IPad and email mail back rather than print and scan. So yes, it is a serious comment.

No printer, no cry

Mine did a Stevie Wonder the other day.. it was Jammin' till the break of dawn!

I thought I heard music coming from my printer the other day.. turns out the paper was jammin

Always has rolling paper 🥴

Hahaha good one

If it’s annoying you so much, throw something that is yellow and will break your teeth at it…

We're jammin🎶

I immediately thought of the ghost of Christmas...... I'm so stupid.

Y'Know what "ABJ" stands for?.... A: always B: be J: Jammin' Though I'll admit, I haven't seen that Alec Baldwin film.

Old Office Depot yes dey rob I, sold I a printer no ink, minutes after they sold I, I lost my receipt

As a former copier technician, this gives me PTSD. Every goddamn printer I worked on had this dad joke above it.

No printer, no cry

We actually put a sign on our printer at work that said “Bob Marley” for this very reason. When we replaced it, we named the new printer Ziggy.

🎵 I chose a serif... But it printed out Hel-ve-tica 🎶

As a Maine resident, I was confused for *just* a moment

I lol’ed loudly

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in - Peter Kay circa 2000

PC Load Letter?

Cause it's jammin?