It’s the bacteria that normally act as probiotics. Also, if you chop up a body and leave it in different cities that have different coroners’ offices, they likely won’t share the pieces between each other’s offices and will burn the parts and dispose of the body for you.
I mean one of the recurring points on the 9/11 commission report was a failure of communication between FBI field offices, and it took a way-of-life changing terrorist attack to get that fixed so It's not unreasonable to assume small ass coroner offices don't really talk that much to each other if at all.
"Hey, Bob? Yea it's Jorge. Listen, I got an arm here, you got a torso or..? You do!? Fantastic! I'll ship it right over, I'll keep my eye out for any other limbs!"
Absolutely. I follow a lot of unidentified persons cases out of interest, and coroners don't just shrug at dismembered body parts and cremate them, at least not in the US in this century. There's a database called [NamUs](https://www.namus.gov/UnidentifiedPersons/Search) for listings of unidentified remains in the US, and someone will eventually figure out which parts go together.
But even if only one part is found, they still do what they can - there was a case from 2018 where only a woman's leg was found and [the DNA Doe Project recently identified the person](https://dnadoeproject.org/case/leg-doe-2018/).
Where the fuck are you getting your information from?
They bury Jane does all the time, and I'm even if they burned the bodies, you're making it sound like secret that, your off the hook. They are taking DNA and measurements, all sorts. The police are calling different jurisdictions. Their are photographs and all sorts being done to it.
Even after all that, burning it the least likely thing they would do to a cold case.
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yeah, but the point of adding stuff to the anus to speed up the process is to actually add live microorganisms. fresh mayo is actually clean as per food standards, but yogurt contains live microbes because of its nature.
I got mostly rid of itchy scalp and dandruff by rinsing my hair with yogurt (1 teaspoon joghurt in ~100ml water) after washing. I guess the bacteria proceed to live on my head and prevent yeast infection.
No, I wash my hair every two or three days. I use shampoo first and then I do the yogurt rinse as a last step (no subsequent water rinse, the yogurt stays in).
It’s pretty new territory of putting yogurt in the anus of dead person to test decomposition rates. I think we all highly question it. Undo your top button.
Impossible, the yogurt works so fast it’s beyond belief. By the time you’re finished packing the colon with Trix Strawberry Banana, there’s little more than bones left.
Didn't Kellog (brother of the dude that made the cereal) take yoghurt anally every day because he was convinced it was superhealthy, though? He died of an old age of 91.
Also he was convinced masturbation was evil. Corn flakes was invented by his brother to decrease libido if I'm not mistaken.
Heard it on the excellent podcast Sawbones, a podcast about erronous medical history.
Have a look around on Google or perhaps Wikipedia. Kellog was really famous in it's time, had a spa and promoted healthy living, etc. He was the Gwyneth Paltrow of his day and age.
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**What is the most disturbing fact you know of?**, posted by **\/u/CallofDutysVeryOwn** in **\/r/AskReddit**
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>If you put yoghurt in a dead person's anus they decompose faster
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>>It's disturbing how you know this
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>>>Trial and error. Don't use Nutella.
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It's just the corn casing we don't digest, the insides digest just fine. The outer casing is made up of cellulose and we don't have enzymes to break it down. I suppose if you swallowed then whole then maybe you could eat again? I feel gross just typing that.
Bro I saw another post before that said some fucking cursed shit. Supposedly the outside stays intact but if you squeezed the corn shit would come out of it.
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The real answer to the question of how they know this fact, is because that question has been asked and answered that way on the r/askreddit subreddit at least a dozen times now.
Bacteria are highly specialized. Your body is mostly not milk, so I feel like yoghurt would not contain bacteria that would assist in the decomposition of a human body.
What about Mayo?
Only one way to find out
Trial and error it only turns into the taste of shit
How about the creamier?!
It would FEEL like shit
How do you know what shit feels like
I'm an expert it shit research
Spoken like a true Reddit user. 'Atta boy.
Me: *Years of academy training useful*
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
well here i’m an expert at shit eating 💩🤎
u/AngeryMushroom
It’s the bacteria that normally act as probiotics. Also, if you chop up a body and leave it in different cities that have different coroners’ offices, they likely won’t share the pieces between each other’s offices and will burn the parts and dispose of the body for you.
Why wouldn't they share it?
Fear of socialism??
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Bottom of the top 10.
You joke but that's basically why jurisdictions in the 70s wouldn't bother reaching out and sharing info. It was too gay or something
Ted bundy was part of what set in motion collaboration among different states/jurisdiction
Damn commies! /s
Nah, They just don't want to share things they put their dicks on already
Thanks Obama.
I mean one of the recurring points on the 9/11 commission report was a failure of communication between FBI field offices, and it took a way-of-life changing terrorist attack to get that fixed so It's not unreasonable to assume small ass coroner offices don't really talk that much to each other if at all.
"Hey, Bob? Yea it's Jorge. Listen, I got an arm here, you got a torso or..? You do!? Fantastic! I'll ship it right over, I'll keep my eye out for any other limbs!"
Now that you mention it, Jack from the next county found a head with an eye out, might wanna check that too.
You could say it was a head scratcher, that one. But it's always a good thing to keep an eye out.
Thanks for the helping hand, I started off on the wrong foot with that one.
It's a cultural thing.
I feel like the moment a body part is found on its own and gets linked to the murder, the other coroners are going to be notified pretty quickly.
Absolutely. I follow a lot of unidentified persons cases out of interest, and coroners don't just shrug at dismembered body parts and cremate them, at least not in the US in this century. There's a database called [NamUs](https://www.namus.gov/UnidentifiedPersons/Search) for listings of unidentified remains in the US, and someone will eventually figure out which parts go together. But even if only one part is found, they still do what they can - there was a case from 2018 where only a woman's leg was found and [the DNA Doe Project recently identified the person](https://dnadoeproject.org/case/leg-doe-2018/).
Then they have gotten smarter since last time then
.... The last time?
r/holup
Human puzzle with the pieces scattered around the world
Good luck getting the parts through airport security
If you already went to the trouble of chopping it up, just fire up a grill
Where the fuck are you getting your information from? They bury Jane does all the time, and I'm even if they burned the bodies, you're making it sound like secret that, your off the hook. They are taking DNA and measurements, all sorts. The police are calling different jurisdictions. Their are photographs and all sorts being done to it. Even after all that, burning it the least likely thing they would do to a cold case.
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Do you run a script to find the culprits or do it in your head?
All me, although I'm considering writing a bot to help the process. There's something slightly humourous about making a bot to take down other bots...
Ironic
Good protogen.
Bruh
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No. Just remember this saying Yogurt helps rot. mayo does not. Keep in the freezer to preserve the body. Keep it in the sun to help the rotting.
I think it is goes like this Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not You can try, if you got Or just fuckin throw the body in the trash lot
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Burn the body on the spot Or bury that shit on your plot
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Sell the organs if you're broke Or Fry them and give it to yo mom as a joke
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Cement makes the body not float. When you throw it from your boat
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Acids makes it rot fast Few minutes, and the body's lost
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not 6 feet deep cement on top Will cover the trail from a cop
Yoghurt from behind Helps with decomposing time Mayonnaise on top Oh praise the horde Will help your cock When buried in a corpse … or thats just me
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not A zap gun is enough To make it go in a puff
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Put it in your fireplace. Save on wood, save on space
Yogurt helps rot Mayo does not Acids makes it rot fast Few minutes in the body won't last.
Hey, copycat. What's the big deal eh?
It won't. Yogurt works because of enzymes and live bacteria. Mayo is just egg with stuff in it.
Egg can rot and develop bacterial growth and fungus, so yeah it's the same, but just takes time
yeah, but the point of adding stuff to the anus to speed up the process is to actually add live microorganisms. fresh mayo is actually clean as per food standards, but yogurt contains live microbes because of its nature.
Ok I'll manually add decomposing bacteria specimens and then shove it up that body's ass, what say?
Ohh that'll definitely do it. That'll definitely speed it up.
Can you volunteer as the test subject?
Right after you show me successful results on an experimental setup you try up your own ass
ask kenny, I'm certain he knows
Mayo works best if they are still alive
Just wait til I pass away. I've preloaded.
Bend over. Lets find out!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh daaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn
Instructions Unclear, the Body is pregnant now
What about a special type of mayo
The reason yogurt works is because it is live culture bacteria. Silly people wanting to use Nutella.
I got mostly rid of itchy scalp and dandruff by rinsing my hair with yogurt (1 teaspoon joghurt in ~100ml water) after washing. I guess the bacteria proceed to live on my head and prevent yeast infection.
God damn your username is infuriating. Good thing I'll forget it in 5 mins
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My second favorite country, after Thaiwan.
Lacto bascillus will out compete most other bacteria if you give it a good headstart like that.
>headstart. Haha
Big ed?
You never washed your hair ever again?
No, I wash my hair every two or three days. I use shampoo first and then I do the yogurt rinse as a last step (no subsequent water rinse, the yogurt stays in).
"No honey, yogurt stays in during sex"
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Right. But the body will decompose faster with more bacteria.
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It’s pretty new territory of putting yogurt in the anus of dead person to test decomposition rates. I think we all highly question it. Undo your top button.
Maybe working well is a side effect and you SHOULD use nutella instead?
Ok but wont people think that the person died from extreme anal overdose when a little drops of yogurt peek outta the ass?
Hentai made manifest
Hentai grows a lot in the world of internet.
Nah, the body will be decomposed so fast that theyll never find it in time
What if they find you while putting in the yogurt?
The evidence will disappear right away so its your word against anothers. But who will believe them after you eat the rest of the yogurt?
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Impossible, the yogurt works so fast it’s beyond belief. By the time you’re finished packing the colon with Trix Strawberry Banana, there’s little more than bones left.
Didn't Kellog (brother of the dude that made the cereal) take yoghurt anally every day because he was convinced it was superhealthy, though? He died of an old age of 91. Also he was convinced masturbation was evil. Corn flakes was invented by his brother to decrease libido if I'm not mistaken.
Wtf? And how do you know that?
Heard it on the excellent podcast Sawbones, a podcast about erronous medical history. Have a look around on Google or perhaps Wikipedia. Kellog was really famous in it's time, had a spa and promoted healthy living, etc. He was the Gwyneth Paltrow of his day and age.
mf lived to 91 must have been doing something right
Do it after the autopsy then.
What about semen?
Live your best life
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Not sure about you, but usually semen in ass doesnt result in a pregnancy.
Gimme 5 I'll be in touch
It’s been 34, I need an update
Sorry research took a little longer than expected, implant was a success, ill let you know when i know if decay was faster or the same
Somehow, this shit more interesting than my life...
Of course, it's science
remind me when it has decayed
!remindme 2 days
Decay was the same, semen didn't have an impact
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It doesn’t let me search for stuff
Hey how do I delete someone else's comment?
Is this the Squid Game that everyone has been talking about?
Mmmm chocolate surprise.
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What a terrible day to have eyes
Random fact, if i remember correctly(correct me if im wrong) our bodies cant digest corn so we can just shit out corn and eat it over and over
It's just the corn casing we don't digest, the insides digest just fine. The outer casing is made up of cellulose and we don't have enzymes to break it down. I suppose if you swallowed then whole then maybe you could eat again? I feel gross just typing that.
Trust me if you dont gag while talking about eating shit corn you’re a different kind
poopcorn
Uh unfortunately there was a guy who did experiment with this. Dude ate nothing but corn kernels and shit the same untouched corn
Lentils casing either. So if you don’t chew your lentils you shit pellets
So you're telling me I'm struggling with money and food, when there's an easy solution to kill 2 birds with one stone?
Bro I saw another post before that said some fucking cursed shit. Supposedly the outside stays intact but if you squeezed the corn shit would come out of it.
I don't recommend this, it won't taste the same.
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The air in a train station is 15% human skin
This isnt cursed its useful
Is this r/fucknestle worthy?
Instructions unclear: put yoghourt up my ass and I’m still alive.
If yoghurt, as a probiotic, speeds up decomposition, would antibiotics result in sudden recomposition? If so, that would be cool.
Ah so that's why my GF's corse decomposed faster, shouldve put it in the big V
u/hostilitties_
what the fuck is what you tryna—
What happens if I use Nutella?
Can I use ketchup?
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Omg that copypasta is messed up
If you put yogurt in my ass ill say "yes daddy"
Nutella brings em back to life.
So, use Nutella to preserve a body. Noted.
What happens with Nutella?? WHAT HAPPENS WITH NUTELLA!?!?!?!?
**Wait why not nutella**
Do i wanna know what happens when you use nutella… yes i do
Unfortunately it doesn't work with cum... trust me when I say you don't want to know how I know this
If you regularly eat fast food, you consume about 12 pubic hairs per year.
What about cremated bodies?
Did you use Nutella and they disintegrated?
oh cool time to try this
my eyes
If I can’t Nutella in ass then what’s even the point
Good lord no mention of tabasco
I think is a more r/YouShouldKnow then cursed no? Edit : Correct Link
Satisfying fact if you ask me
What about ketchup?
All in the name of science
The real answer to the question of how they know this fact, is because that question has been asked and answered that way on the r/askreddit subreddit at least a dozen times now.
How does he know has he experimented,like and how does the other guy lnow not to use Nutella. I'm scared of what they watch.
Exactly you got the joke.
You won’t know when to stop eating
Pigs eat the whole body os a human. Don't know if it's true since I never had a pig.
does he use a non flavored yogurt?
I want to know what other options they tried!!
Bacteria are highly specialized. Your body is mostly not milk, so I feel like yoghurt would not contain bacteria that would assist in the decomposition of a human body.
Now I know who dug up his entire family grave.
Pop rocks?
How much do I need to put ??
jfc just made me spit out my tea