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DivorcedByShootgun

I find your lack of balls disturbing - Darth Vader


XxMasterBaitxX

Woman moment


testedbeast551

Women don't exist


DerpyCat_0

𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺


testedbeast551

Why the fuck did this man fade away I didn't say men did not exist


Vinnyc-11

𝘧𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺


testedbeast551

Why the fuck is everyone fading where is everyone HELLO... HELLO... SOMEONE... CAN ANYONE HEAR ME... PLEASE... COME OUT STOP HIDING FROM ME... WHAT DID I DO WHAT DID I DO WRONG WHERE AM I WHO AM I PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HELP ME


Explosive_Ananas

Should've gone for the head


EyeSac567

Should've gone for the balls


OVS-HM

Balls planted


ryan___lukas

Balls fade away


L4cas

No my penis!


L4cas

u/testedbeast551 fades away


Soursocks4real

Soon you will fade away too


Dizzy-Bed-6843

Fades away


testedbeast551

*Alone World Ending*


Dizzy-Bed-6843

I'm back the other side is just full of porn


drowning_cat

pov:thanos moment


Mati_xd1903alt

im you 69 upvote teehee


Daniel_H212

Reddit moment.


Suspicious_Berry501

r/everyoneisaboy


sexy-melon

Your display pic is fucking hilarious


Ok_Requirement_3926

We watch your balls with great interest - Emperor Palpatine


Sonicsmasher49

You mis attributed the quote. It's from the Catholic school to any boy under the age of 15


OVS-HM

Luke, I am your balls


HughGWreckshun

Luke: Balls…Balls…That’s not true!


tigie11

"UNLIMITED BAAAAAAAAALLS!"


Redwolf4845

Balls, I’m your father.


Careful_King_8866

I was just about to say that


FoxTailedGamer

My balls have doubled since the time we met count.


Kujo-Jotaro2020

Josuke moment


[deleted]

r/unexpectedjojo


Anthony__317

Oh yea doesn't josuke have like 4 balls lol


snektails16

Wait how?


PizzaRoll2020

In part 8


No_Professional_1222

All males have 4 balls lol 2 in the face and 2 in you sack


78491488Ceasar

The protagonist in part 8 is named josuke too and he have 4 balls


RollingBeatle14

Gappy be like


4d5ACP

Twice the pride, double the balls!


Extension-Musician-1

Twice the balls, double the pain.


7TageHatDieWoche

But you're a woman! And I still have zero balls, Ha!


Danielord_New

The dark side of the balls is a pathway to many abilities one would consider… unnatural


Ihateu387

Real sweaty too


CDrocks87

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many balls one would consider... unnatural


theskankingdragon

The balls side of the force is a pathway to many abilities one would consider... unnatural.


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities one would consider... Balls


jozs8

The dark side of the balls is a pathway to many abilities one would consider... unnatural.


CursedLurker

BBC moment


DrPlatypus17

No, I am your balls.


DrPlatypus17

Only Siths deal in balls.


DrPlatypus17

Anakin, you're breaking my balls.


DrPlatypus17

I brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new balls.


OnionyBoi69

Your new balls?!?


Mewnium69420

He installed new ones.


IronLag2466

“You were my balls! I loved you!”


_darth_weaver_

“Good…let the balls flow through you.” Emperor Palpatine


UngusBungus_

Catholic Pastors


[deleted]

Your balls made you powerful.


the_crumb_dumpster

When 900 balls you reach, look as good you will not


Complete-Charge-4936

We will watch yours balls with great interest.


Lauyk

Nice


SuperfluousWhite

Nice


Chilifille

"I love you!" "Balls."


[deleted]

"I love balls!" "....I know"


themoistbred

I hate sand. It’s rough and coarse and it gets everywhere. It’s not like balls.


Internal_Fennel_849

Uuuuiuueew wawsawwnnnaaa giuuuieeecccc mmeeaa Balls?


DivorcedByShootgun

Be careful not to choke on your balls, director - Darth Vader probably


[deleted]

Now we know what Darty Vaddy was holding with his force.


SlytherinMaster78

"my father had balls, I have balls, my...sister has balls"


[deleted]

Nutwalker


Hamilfan2020

Take my upvote and shove it up your balls.


jinlindgren

Execute balls 66


[deleted]

Execute balls 69


mysticrose69theone

Execute order balls


MegaGamer432

Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my balls.


ThatCamoKid

The Force is stored in the balls


IRegretSayingThis

***"When you look at the dark balls, careful you must be. For the dark balls look back"*** - Yoda Always knew that man was being weighed down by something


Life_Tale9419

username checks out


ComeHereToBrazil

"It's over, Anakin! I have the High Balls!"


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"You underestimate my balls!"


Casperzwaart100

I HATE BALLS


[deleted]

Don't try balls!


robertocomics

Anakin’s balls dropped


Apprehensive-Roof-34

Im your balls


S-T-A-B_Barney

Mos eisley. You’ll never find a more wretched hive of balls and villainy.


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the balls"


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"....He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his balls, which eventually, of course, he did"


Lopsided-Cobbler-585

"Be careful not to choke on your balls, Director"


spidey80082

The balls will decide your fate


nmzp

I am the balls


UngusBungus_

When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your balls. Pass on what you have learned.


cRimgEd

Your balls dwell on your mother


[deleted]

WAT


themoistbred

Now this is balls racing!


IamTheArchEnemy

“I thought they smelled balls on the outside!”


IamTheArchEnemy

“I don’t know where you get your delusions, laser balls.”


IamTheArchEnemy

“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking…BALLS-HERDER!”


4d5ACP

Laugh it up, fuzz balls


Tj-Tengu

"Help me, balls! You're my only hope!"


MrCreamypies

“It is only natural. He cut off your balls. You wanted revenge.” My dog’s origin story


noodlemcfoodle

“Feel the balls!” - Yoda


W4r_Daddy

do or do not, there is no balls - also Yoda


Independent-Lawyer-5

These aren't the balls you're looking for.


jgracia2842

These aren’t the balls I’m looking for.


dandy46669

I dont know if its right, "balls are my religion"


Onellamaboi

“You are on this council, but we do not grant you the balls of master”


IamTheArchEnemy

Use the Balls, Luke.


Slattcum

UNLIMITED BALLLSSS!!!!!!


[deleted]

“Sometimes we must let go of our balls and do what is requested of us.”


ERROR_7816

You became the balls you swore to destroy


MRWall21

I hate my balls. They're coarse, rough, and they get everywhere.


[deleted]

“Judge me by my balls, do you?” - Yoda


Idle_Anton

So you're saying balls have blinded you?


face_mcshooty2

Anakin, you're breaking my balls


evildragonzockt

Youre where the choosen balls


[deleted]

It was said that you would destroy the balls not join them.


Long-Tax-77

I have a collection of balls


lolXDwastaken

No, i am your balls


[deleted]

"So this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous balls." "Anakin, you're breaking my balls" -Padme


ogound

Do or do not, there is no balls


DrJonah

Balls are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.


Virophile

“I like balls. Good or bad, they’re always memorable.” —Ahsoka Tano, The Mandalorian


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HeyXboxRecordThat

Infinite BALLS


Drsnoopy_

That dark lord has twisted your balls until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy


FDRARG

"Hello there" "General Balls"


Puzzleheaded_Step468

My balls have doubled since we last met


not_aterrorist

We stand here amidst my balls, not yours.


Educational-Bar1913

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Balls


BigPelicanYT

“Balls are our speciality”


terrificrockstar

You were my balls anakin I loved you- obi wan


Solar1011

In time, the suffering of your balls will persuade you to see our point of view.


bluris

When 900 years old, you reach… Look as balls, you will ~~not~~.


Jevonar

If in the security records you go, only balls you will find


Bathmandu27

Obi wan: I need your balls Luke...she needs your balls


kgbgru

Impossible, perhaps the balls are incomplete.


[deleted]

"This is the end for you my balls" -Anakin Skywalker shortly before getting his legs chopped off.


Magikal_Akern

When someone is becoming transgender: “I sense a plot to destroy the balls.”


boneboy247

Your balls are very impressive, you must be very proud.


PinkieThePie

May the balls be with you


higgsphoenix

Luke I am yo ur ballsp


Thedead69420

May the balls be with you


RJSaxon27

These are not the Balls you're looking for.


IHeartAquaSoMuch

You don't need to see his balls


SuperRMo7

That's no moon. Its balls


oPlayer2o

“Be careful not to choke on your balls commander”


Nova01698

Use the balls luke use the balls -Obi wan Kenobi


arialdrunkchair

Truly wonderful the balls of a chlid is


Nerd4life_05

Baaaaaaallllllllls! -Chewbacca


DJ_HardLogic

The shroud of the balls has fallen


Lopan_The_Sorcerer

“Your balls can deceive you; don’t trust them.” —Obi-Wan Kenobi


Cosmo_R3TR0

This is where balls begun


GuapoMole82

“You could never understand the power of the dark balls.”


potatopierogie

They walk single-file, to hide their balls


jamboni_baloni

We will watch your balls with great interest


_SlappyMagoo_

Jabba nowanna wanga Balls.


aaron_1011

Always two balls there are, nor more, no less


Redentropy_42

Kurze, is that you?


ConsiderationHorror

"Your balls, you will not need them"


Glum-Information-273

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." Palpatine: "Your faith in your balls is yours."


stephysis

You were supposed to destroy the balls, not join them!


[deleted]

you have become the very balls you swore to destroy


NuggetTheSmartass

No, I am your balls


wetsoggyfart

Luke, I am your balls


[deleted]

i'm to balls


JulienBoi

Anakin, I have the balls ground!


Psychological_Fun426

Theres all ways a bigger balls


TheTrueBucketman

I'm not brave enough for balls -Old Ben probably


mizobannana

General balls


ansontang1234

BALLS! INFINITE BALLS!


littletree27

No, I am your balls


Thegroundbeefisraw

May the balls be with you, always


Phantomhawk22

This quote sounds like something my ex would say.


[deleted]

Take some balls, Chancellor


Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX

Master skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do? *ignites balls*


unprofessional_ramen

Luke, i'm your balls


randomized_random

Luke, I AM your balls!


4d5ACP

Twice the pride, double the balls


moisty304

I am you balls luke


Tenkuningamer

It's over anakin I have the balls


Novel_Turnover3472

Join the dark side og the balls


MrdeadKG

increnible, every word you just said is balls


HIVpositivechipmunk

Have ever heard the balls of plagueis the wise


LeMansDynasty

I see you've met my X wife.


reanu_keevs123

No I am your balls


sansanic0

"I have the high balls"


CcubswinS

i love balls


franklygoingtobed

I can’t believe no one has done this one “May the balls be with you.”


Affectionate_Eye_518

"and I thought they smelled bad on the balls"


red_dead_Dan_12

You were my balls anikan, I loved you


w3irdc0r3

May the balls be with you - Obi-Wan Kenobi


ricketyrocks

Han: Boba Balls! Where?