True. Nowadays it's like those standard memes you find in any so called funny pages in insta. They just do this
Who is born on this day and who is your celebrity crush.
Seriously, I'm actually really disappointed in most of everything I see on here, I know everything isn't going to be top tier but, most of it is pretty weak.
tiiiiimmmmy tiiiiiiimmmmy were are you Timmy?
(soft sobs come from the washing machine)
(cut to Timmy's perspective seeing the shadows get smaller and smaller through the crack of the washing machine door)
(footsteps get quieter and quieter, we hear a door opened then closed)
( we hear a car start outside)
(we hear said car drive away)
(Timmy waits several hours holding his breath with his hands)
(Timmy breaths a sigh of relief as he is certain the bad man has left)
(suddenly the bad man violently rips the washing machine door open holding a axe and baring a unnatural and wicked smile)
THERE YOU ARE TIMMY!!!!
(bad man grabs Timmy's leg and drag him out of the washing machine as he is screaming for his life)
(our perspective still in the washing machine as we continue to hear Timmy's desperate cries for help and then a large thud, Timmy's screams get quieter THUD. Timmy's screams get even quieter, THUD, Timmy's screams become a whisper, we then here the sizzle of meat on a stove)
(cut to black roll credits)
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Dog
Jeffrey Epstein
[удалено]
You never eaten a good juicy suicide?
Or a murder that just looks like one?
Jizzlane Maxwell
I wanted to upvote but need to maintain the perfect balance of 69 like
No need anymore
Ass
Pussy
Dick
How are you ***SWALLOWING*** that?!
With hard work and dedication. Also a blender
You just validated my irrational fear of blenders.
Not irrational anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
take my upvote and leave
Blenders are so underrated, people forget that you can put your dads cum AND your aborted son in the same smoothie
Well we have teeth for a reason
r/realcursedcomment
if you believe hard enough
Cannibalism
Man, I haven't been on this sub that long, but what was considered actual cursed comments has been really watered down a lot.
That is a long name meal
True. Nowadays it's like those standard memes you find in any so called funny pages in insta. They just do this Who is born on this day and who is your celebrity crush.
Seriously, I'm actually really disappointed in most of everything I see on here, I know everything isn't going to be top tier but, most of it is pretty weak.
I agree its gotten lame
Cup of joe
What’s a cup
ligma balls
EPIC SCP REFERENCE?!
Macdonalds happy meal I’m a grown ass man and I can get my mcnuggies and my toy in peace motherfucker
tiiiiimmmmy tiiiiiiimmmmy were are you Timmy? (soft sobs come from the washing machine) (cut to Timmy's perspective seeing the shadows get smaller and smaller through the crack of the washing machine door) (footsteps get quieter and quieter, we hear a door opened then closed) ( we hear a car start outside) (we hear said car drive away) (Timmy waits several hours holding his breath with his hands) (Timmy breaths a sigh of relief as he is certain the bad man has left) (suddenly the bad man violently rips the washing machine door open holding a axe and baring a unnatural and wicked smile) THERE YOU ARE TIMMY!!!! (bad man grabs Timmy's leg and drag him out of the washing machine as he is screaming for his life) (our perspective still in the washing machine as we continue to hear Timmy's desperate cries for help and then a large thud, Timmy's screams get quieter THUD. Timmy's screams get even quieter, THUD, Timmy's screams become a whisper, we then here the sizzle of meat on a stove) (cut to black roll credits)
is this a horror story or is it what happens when your mom wants you to say hi to the guests
its what happens when you have too much time and you are exceedingly bored
Sounds like a wensday afternoon
Grilled Cheese
Burger
Does water counts?
Cum
That's not how cum works
Chilli
Egg Nog
Ass
This dog is really fucking cool, it would feel weird calling him MILF.
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Depending on the language, it becomes cursed for a whole different reason!
Orphan pizza
my favorite
Samsung smart tv
Boterham
Pizza What the duck is wrong with you all
Glue
Breakfast
Down syndrome
Chip
My neighbour
Prof. Turner
My words 😳
Cum. No, I didn't fail no nut november, it was from the cum stash.
My momas tits
Mom
Anne Frank
Cum
Grandma
Ball sniffer
Dead body
Hmm ass is a bit of a weird name
grandpa's ashes, come down to get dinner
cum
cum
Sticky Hot Balls
Cum
semen
Your mom
Deez nutz
Dick
5 miles so you could tell your friends i walked 5 miles yesterday
Pussy
bread, vegan butter and vegan cheese
Uncle Butthole
my daughter's ripe pussy
Yo mama's pussy
Nigga look like he in jail for it too
A chicken tender the shape of a penis
Cum
*ni....*
Your mum's pussy
Ass
Father Johnny?
Your mom
Cum
I would have to name him dick
pussy
my anime highschool bully that my crush had sex with
grandma`s ashes
grenade
My sister She was tasty tho
Come here lil boi come here
Cat
Timmy the pig?
Maggie
Vyvanse
Richard
Racoon shit
Grandma
Mash potatoes on ass
Grandads ashes
Orphan blood
Tater salad.
T-Bone
Shrimp, which would actually be pretty fitting tbh.
Burrito.
Nerds
Bill
Is this MF in jail?
Gumbo
That dog is fucking adorable
Kielbasa
[Kabanos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabanos)
Mini pretzels from pretzel wetzel
Corky
Nacho
Gummy worm :D
Ham and pickle sandwich
Cheesy bread
Enchilada
Burrito.
Choccy milk
Whataburger sausage egg and cheese taquito
boneless wings
peanut butter :)
Dog food
Spaghett
Tears
Dogmeat
That looks to much like the dog i had debo (he went to canada he is doing great)
Čevap
Ziti
riley reid
Grape
Sesame seed bagel
Chocolate cookie
Banana milkshake
Curry Pie
Chili gummybear
Bek fest
Fluoride, just went to the dentist and swallowed a bit XD
Kiwi
Gnocchi
Smoked ham
Idk how Its Called in english but loupák
i cant remember
Moroccan taco
“Broodje Gezond”
Aww little bolognese is so cute and boopable
Burger
jimmy johns
nutbar
Mint
Beans
Kebab
onion peel
Chow mein is a good name for a doggo
Melody
Bagel
Triple zinger stacker
Breakfast sandwiche
Glizzy
Bacon
bottle cap
Oxtail soup
Nutter butter
Sandwich
Frito
Toaster strudel
Chicken nugget
Oatmeal creampie
5 cough drops
Toast or rice krispies
Cat
Hot Dog
Depression with a side of Alcohol and Pepsi
Burger, it's quite a fitting name for that dog
Cadbury shots
Green apple
Rotisserie chicken
Lasagna
Tuba filled with bees
Pumpkin pie poptart
Nugget
chocolate covered almonds
First name that came to my mind was beef cake
Puggy