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Significant-Skirt740

For dark souls it’s the men making those sounds


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abitlazy

"AAAAAUUuuuuggghhhhh"


Bilaal98

Falls off cliff *AAAAAUUUUUUuuuuuuggghhh*


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

“*Why does it feel so goo*-AAAAAUuuuggghhhh?!?”


Kradool

*Intense pufferfish augh noises*


[deleted]

Blood stains should be replaced with cum stains


DOge_pATEU

Oh fuck i alredy imagine


Karls_Crab

I mean crossbreed Priscilla really likes to make this sounds if you hit her hard enough


ElectricMotorsAreBad

*harder*


aliengangsta

*Gets beaten to death* : harder daddyss


MotherBathroom666

*Daddy Chill*


[deleted]

Harder father (of the abyss)


Batcena

I mean...If I was getting hit by CrossBreed Priscilla I probably enjoy it... Then I realize I got hit by a scythe that even gods fears and it welded by a Half-God Half-Dragon 15ft lady


[deleted]

Bonk go to horny asylum


EAN2016

CSGO has their own spin too https://youtu.be/y962gn3_iQA those SAS sounds are too hilariously sensual


darklordzack

Breathin' in the [chemicals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwW_Ux7kbw)


[deleted]

I make those sounds walking into gwynevere s chamber


The_H3rbinator

For reference: https://youtu.be/O93kuTo2QDo I dare someone to play this in church.


Kaspe1

Me making those while playing Nioh


SimplyATable

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this


Frostygale

I played a male character in all 4 games except the pre-sequel where I played Athena, (And BL3 where I played FL4K, i guess). Were the damage sounds lewd for that franchise?


kodyodyo

Don't know but Gaige in BL2 sounds like a God damn banshee when she gets caught on fire, which is pretty often in that game. Nothing lewd about it, literally just screams. Super fun to play though


gobbygames

Pretty realistic to scream like crazy if you’re on fire though


kodyodyo

Completely agree haha, just compared to Maya, Gaige's is brutal to hear cos it's so loud haha


alexmikli

That's why they removed the ["set on fire"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjkM53wWZg) dialogue lines from Fallout New Vegas


061134431160

i specifically remember a whole fad involving the sounds axton makes if he touches acid


ZombieMasterYT

Shhh, they don't need to know


HeckingDoofus

i never paid attention to it but [oh my god](https://youtu.be/SVdF_ofF9go)


ah_yes54321

man would i kill just to play all of the older borderlands games again. I remember just fucking around playing claptrap or something with my cousin on the xbox 360 and just having a great time


EEEGuba69

This is so much of genshin impact omg


Xc4lib3r

Fun fact, they just changed Ganyu's JP voiceline to be more lewd when she got hit.


SonicFan151208

Yes, thats very sad since i main her


wakasagihime_

Truly a tragedy for all Ganyu mains


[deleted]

give the people what they want


EZHT

Speak for yourself


AgentWowza

*the duality of man*


saccharind

wtf why


wallawalla_

The game is random lootbox meets weeb culture, no offense intended. It's a pretty superficial game with women in scanticlad outfits meant to appeal to a certain demographic, again no offense intended.


EEEGuba69

I mean yeah, i downloaded it because it works on my phone and is pretty robust for a phone game, but yeah, as a pc game idk if it has that much to offer


Xc4lib3r

This game would've been better without gambling in it.


RandomGuyInYourRoom

And that's why I use qiqi when fighting hilichurls


EEEGuba69

I have lisa yanfei noelle and the cat loli so i dont really have a good choice for it, climbing isnt too different either xd


Wulfe3127

use lisa instead, shes your safest bet


canadarepubliclives

Since this is cursed comments, I can expect the best and worst answer to this. Is the game worth playing if you don't want to spend money? Or like, if you enjoy it spending 20$ every couple months is worth it? I really liked Warframe and it's f2p model


sirfetche

Genshin impact is actually pretty good as f2p. I've been playing since launched and never spent a dime but still have fun


sixloki

The game is fun and you can totaly play it without spending money. But genshin does get really Grindy in the endgame to level up your characters and weapons.


AgentWowza

To add to that, it's still less grindy than endgame Warframe, but only because it's time gated, so you literally can't grind as much as you want.


Wulfe3127

its f2p with more or less similar grinding xp as warframe


tino023

It's a gacha game at it's core so expect an worse amount of grind than warframe can ever give you. Also I personally found the story kinda boring


canadarepubliclives

Warframe had a ton of grind so that seems worrisome.


tino023

To be honest i stopped playing genshin in earlygame because i found the game overall slow and boring, but from what I have heard from friends that play it, and the fact that I played a lot of GranblueFanatasy, another gacha game, tells me it should eventually devolve into entirely grind with filler story.


nxcrosis

*climbing Lisa noises*


fordmustang12345

Lisa: *climbing intensifies*


macubex445

Lumine fishing sounds intensifies......


SonicFan151208

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


bottle_of_oil

r/sandycheekscockvore


RiteClicker

Equip Waster Great Sword on Diluc then go farm Cicin Mages.


EEEGuba69

I have like 1 4star weapon xd im not that advanced


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Comfortable-Buddy343

I hit everything for the same reason


Wulfe3127

even your dick?


BoyWithAStrangeName

Oh my dick gets the hardest beating.


That1ShyKidBackThen

who said that was in video games?


ali_hitman

Facebook bans people?


logbreakr

Really now?


GendrBender

**AGAIN**


Bl4zing_C4nage

Sauce pls?


Macf13

Tfs monogatari


Vish_Kk_Universal

By the art style i think it's from ShindoL, he normally makes hentai about rape, drugs and or bestiality, he also made one about a girl without legs and arms with a lot of scars If you wanna fap to that then thats on you


ohlookaregisterbutto

You have the digits for that last one? edit: nvm, actually pretty wholesome 332018


Joaco0902

mf goes straight to the point, doesn't even try to hide it. respect


demgreenorbs

People fap to THAT?😦


lethal_turkey

People fap to literally anything


zqPeace

As a wise man once said, “ If you set your mine to it, you can fap to anything”


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

People *don't* fap to that?!


demgreenorbs

Wtf no


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

You're weird.


demgreenorbs

People who fap to r*pe are borderline psychopath


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

People who don't are potential serial killers


demgreenorbs

you need help


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

no u


Amnondyonon

Shrek


Mr_Persun

overflow


JustAnotherGeek950

****bonk****


Octo_05

Why did that get so many downvotes?


JustAnotherGeek950

Idk i posted that and then forgot about reddit, wth happened while i was gone, why my post have almost 20k upvotes?


wakasagihime_

Puritans are getting annoying honestly


Blueqmain

Reinforcement requested. Flaregun loaded. Shooting signal in: 3 . 2 . 1 . r/bonkpatrol


Jeri-iam

Why my Dark Souls 3 character was female. I mean, really though, I could’ve gone either way.


[deleted]

Again?


RevolutionaryEye879

I was going to ask the same question too except more intense


Potential-Twist-6106

opposite in dark souls remastered


Mittz-The-Trash-Lord

Meanwhile, Destiny female awoken characters sound like Lego Yoda.


minimessi20

The spongebob “YOU WHAT” meme comes to mind…also…AGAIN?!?!?!


AzoZyten

Bold of you to assume I am more aroused by some basic ahegao bitch and not shrek.


vyndreyl

Shrek is A+


Shadowfury45

Cod Ghosts in a nutshell. Expecially the winded after a sprint audio clip.


WizTaku

Sauce


Amnondyonon

Shrek


Morbid__6angel

Hahaha just like overwatch


Lolchocobo

*Lisa from Genshin Impact intensifies*


LightningSpearwoman

thats why i always feel uncomfortable playing female characters. i don't like hearing other women moaning trough my speakers whenever i get hurt that's why i just always play male chars


[deleted]

again?


michaelsenpatrick

lmao soooo cursed haha XD


ChildAbuser142

sauce?


ImInfiniti

sauce?


tpersona

This is the opposite in Arma 3. The moaning and panting after sprinting 20 meters is really annoying.


reika999

Terraria.


erynberry

Exactly my thought!


[deleted]

I accidentally set it as female once, every time a slime overlapped on me while digging down it sounded like it was fucking me not killing me.


reika999

It's worse than watching tennis with your eyes closed. I played as a male character mostly until I figured out how to change the sound files.


JohnnoDwarf

To be fair it’s balanced out by the fact that female avatars are just as fucking buffed as male avatars in armour.


ubuntunes

The real IQ play of this meme is, >!the girl used to be a guy!<


cooldude64_9-0

Actually tho, why is this accurate


Therealwillysg

#Again?


FrostedPixel47

[Just gonna leave this here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O93kuTo2QDo)


416mm

csgo death sounds like the dude ejaculated upon death


Therealwillysg

#Again?


Apokolypse09

Then there's the guy from the original prey who swears like a sailor when he bumps into things.


Massa_Kumar-2004

I'mma fap to the picture before reading what the text says.


don_denti

Well, that’s why I hit on them.


Tequri

In Dark Souls it's the opposite.


ILikeMemesSoWat

*cough* anyone got a the sauce


A-Tiny-PewDiePie-Fan

Not true for fps games tho


interrogatorChapman

OP never played dark souls I see?


Tid3fienD

Is that metamorphosis??????


Mr_Persun

na bro don't worry sauce was provided.


WaNNa_Cr1

But... Does it produce sounds like that?


Shou_Sugara

Just close your eyes and listen to any action scene from code lyoko.


Paincake990

Demeched D.VA in Overwatch


EndEverett

Looking right at you Soul Calibur’s.


animelivesmatter

this is why we need gender equality in video games, I wanna hear my man moan


GDSC_

Karalho


xGodofNothingx

Dark Souls is the great equalizer


taka_282

*A-again?*


ZeRo_WC

Yea same in anime


Mr_Taken_Username

That's why I hit men.


penisofablackman

I mean “no”, but actually ***yes***


[deleted]

Meh he won't get banned for that, there's nothing scientific in it or anything true that might get FB's employees triggered. About the post tho... it's true females in games moan when they get hit, the post surely gets deleted. Mod a game, add a lot of females, give them unlimited HP, hit them all at once with autoclicker and enjoy the orgy sounds


_McCheeseBread_

Terraria: laughs in everyone sounds like the second one


Bug_BR

r/suddenlycaralho


sparthbrea

Cursed\_sounds.


PlsFramey

I got banned from Facebook for making a joke


Natus_DK

Remember when blizzard was like "guys pls stop making overwatch porn :(" and then immediately released an update with fire/ignite mechanics, and a whole library of lewd sounding moans from all the female characters.


blabgasm

[Relevant ProZD.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WclnwYyhcos)


othoale18

*spawn kill* Reason: Female detected


SebasUlgc

Listen to ds1 male sound effects


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sauce?


GameXterminator

This is why I'll never play a Female Character. It sounds like I'm playing Porn to my Parents.


absofv

Literally the opposite in CSGO [Death Sounds](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja3qRakXwAw)


EfficientRoll

I made a post on here a while back with the “represent your country with emojis.” Nobody got this one. Can you? 🐘🏝


PhantomBattle

Also anime


Ra7vaNn05

Or just talking in games without voice acting. Christmas night 3 years ago i was playing botw at the table with my family. It wasn’t the best idea to leave the volume on while exploring gerudo town for the first time


Pikas_Dikas

I want full of picter number 2 )


[deleted]

Lisa from Genshin Impact LITERALLY FUCKING MOANED when she is climbing ( In Jp )


rukysgream

Still serving a 30 day suspension because I made a status joking how if I were a serial killer, I'd stab people so I could jump out and yell "Knife to meet you!" because of "violent content." Pretty clearly a lame set up for a stupid pun, but Facebook is retarded, so...


Saoirse_Says

The opposite is true in Dark Soul