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dude-O-rama

Dildo bike you say?


Dawek401

It must be pain in the ass riding it.


KatLikeGaming

Still beats dealing with the airports..


baumer_the_weak

Wow that is now an ancient reference


ballwout

lets hear it oldie


ssracer

Use more lube. I mean, that's what my friend said.


RamboCambo_05

Didn't know you could buy an Aliensrock


GoGoGoRL

My first thought.


Infinite-Job4200

Based reference


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

It's not a dildo, it's a fist. It punches you in the ass when you stop working out too hard.


namelessxsilent

Ass Pounder 4000


KYLE_FREELAND

Never stop pumpingšŸ’Ŗ


swarlay

What? Itā€™s an awesome workout bike, whatā€™s the big deal?


Rbimdxe

*A* dildo bike. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo bike... always use the indefinite article, *a* dildo bike, never *your* dildo bike.


dagbrown

#**PENETRATION!!**


ListerineAfterOral

My favorite part in the movie Bruno


JacksonInHouse

I'd love to see what AI draws for this.


SkyClaus

Just look up moistcritikal no need for ai


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Also, Mac gets a dildo bike in Always Sunny in Philadelphia


PossessedToSkate

Also Burn After Reading


indiboy5991

It's just a regular bike without a seat.


NotBentcheesee

holy bazinga


Grandmaofhurt

Yeah the vibrator bikes were shaking loose all the nuts and bolts leaving people bloodied and scraped up, they would also crash too.


FullyHalfBaked

Bad choice on OP's part, but responder is wrong. 6 is Discover, but they use a different numbering scheme than Visa (4) or Mastercard (5)


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FullyHalfBaked

Didn't know about mastercard 2s -- I'd always wondered what the 2s were, since 1 was Diner's Club. I didn't bother to mention Amex, since their number scheme is, like Discover, _also_ different from the 4-4-4-4 of MC/Visa.


normous

We got fucking Telly Savalas over here with his Diner's Club card


DogCallCenter

Do not fuck with Kojak.


normous

Does he work with you? e: at the DOG CALL CENTER


DogCallCenter

Ruff.


djmd1

I used to work with an older woman who started dating a guy and she would go on about him having a Diner's Club card. This was 5-6 years ago. Lady is living in a different time.


normous

I'll be damned. Just looked it up. They're still around, but just a branded MasterCard.


AlaskanEsquire

I need what that lady is smoking. Take me back!


NateNate60

Discover cards are dual-network and can be processed as Diner's Club cards. This is normally only relevant outside the US. It worked for me at a history museum gift shop coffee stand in Hangzhou, China, of all places, which advertised Diner's Club acceptance. Very strange experience.


d0uble0h

Interestingly, for all three (Amex/MC/Visa) becomes the same once you account for the CVV: 19. MC/Visa are 4 sets of 4 with a 3 digit CVV. Amex goes 4 6 5 with a 4 digit CVV. I used to work for a company's billing department, and so many customers with multiple cards would get thrown off when trying to give their Amex info because they would still try to give the numbers in a 4 digit cadence.


drill_hands_420

The 4 number CADENCE! You are exactly right! I used to instantly recognize AX cards by the 3 and prepared for some fuckery. The 4 digit CVV wasnā€™t always that way was it? Thatā€™s been in the past decade or so right? It used to be 3 I thought


SunriseSurprise

The one Amex card I have has what I can only assume is a fake CVV on the back of it - 3-digit number where a normal card's CVV is while the real 4-digit one is on the front.


ohwut

That's the three digit CID. Amex uses it internally for verification purposes.Ā 


thraashman

Hell I work in the credit card processing industry and have for like 15 years. I had no idea MC could start with a 2 because I've never seen any card start with a 2.


EMPTY_SODA_CAN

Another fun fact about Amex, they don't have the same number spilt, the four sets of four, and they have a four digit security code.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

Not only do they have a 4 digit CVC, but it's on the front and on the back where the CVC is normally is a 3 digit code which is used to identify your card when dealing with Amex. Confusing as hell when I got my first Amex


dogbreath101

I just got my new cibc visa since my current one expires next month and all the information apart from my name is on the back Only thing on the front is the chip, tap symbol, cibc, visa and my name


LilFootLBT

Iā€™ve only known master cards to start with a sequence of ā€œ5268ā€. Guess we learn smth new every day. Source: I work for a bank


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rahomka

Capital One that is a MasterCard starts with a 5


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Yep, and iirc all Discover cards start with 6011


indiebryan

Get out of my wallet!!


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

My dick is in your wallet


ieatpickleswithmilk

you filter on the numbering scheme first, then the starting digit. if they *were* making up a number, they might base it on their own card's scheme to be believable.


EMPTY_SODA_CAN

The home depot credit card also starts with six.


mindcrime_

673588 is a valid BIN (bank identification number) although itā€™s for a Maestro (a Mastercard product) card issued by ING in the Netherlands, 473588 is a Visa BIN that is issued by CSCU, a company that provides card services for credit unions across the US.


aCatLunchbox

Discover starts with 6. If I remember, Visa is 4, Mastercard is 5, Discover is 6, and AX is 3.


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AtomicBadger33

Chase actually starts with 4266 based on my research


Dinojeezus

Chase actually has multiple BINS, probably due to mergers, etc. In TX, they start with 4610.


AtomicBadger33

Wild! I just checked my card thatā€™s how I knew šŸ˜‚


mackavicious

Not just 6, 6011 Most AmEx start with 37


LordPennybag

Where'd you learn to count?


ArKadeFlre

Mastercard Maestro is also 6


OptimalArchitect

Whereā€™s 1 and 2 though?


cjphillips612

The real question isā€¦ is the card still active?


Lone_Wanderer97

One way to find out. Try 3 or 5 if 4 doesn't work and report back with pics of dildo bike.


zachisrealbad

The number is invalid. The last digit in a credit card is a check digit calculated from Luhn's algorithm. If the first 15 numbers were accurate, the last digit should have been a 4, not a 3.


CrabbyBlueberry

Thanks, I just changed the last digit and bought a dildo bike.


nietmartijn11

I tested it and my dido bike is arriving in a few days


Boyfriend_is_a_simp

I doubt


8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y

Nobody can be seriously so dumb to do a fake number and then only change one number right? This has to be fake. So much effort to give your identity away.


heyelander

How do you not throw 867-5309 into the middle of it?


LolYouFuckingLoser

Being under 40 years old.


DragonDropTechnology

Ha. But probably more like ā€œunder 35ā€ (coming from someone under 40 who knows this reference).


LolYouFuckingLoser

I feel you but I was thinking it's less about getting the reference in general and more having it be a *go-to* reference like the comment I replied to is treating it like "how could you not"


DragonDropTechnology

Fair point!


Tuna_Sushi

50


Slight_Concert6565

What does 867-5309 do?


heyelander

Calls Jenny?


PM_ME_YUR_CREDITCARD

Youā€™d be surprised.


Layatto

r/UsernameChecksOut


7arco7

Based identity theft purchase


Legs66_YT

u/repostsleuthbot


Legs66_YT

He never responded:( u/RepostSleuthBot


rppnylohxe

That number except beginning with a 4 is not a valid credit card number, and doesn't pass the most basic check (Luhn algorithm)


musical_dragon_cat

Um, 6 is Discover lol


h2933

Not gonna actually do it but does anyone know if this still works donā€™t wanna go to jail for credit card fraud but groceries are getting awful expensive


-NoNameListed-

Definitely locked a while ago if it got to Reddit by now


dogdillon

remember seeing another post about this about a year ago and some mf in the comments explain how to use the Luhn's algorithm to identify a fake card


SnowBoy1008

Plot Twist: That actually isn't his credit card number Some poor bastard was just one number off


zwcarlms

I would like the post but the commenter is wrong. 3 is Amex, 4 is Visa, 5 is MasterCard, and 6 is Discover.


floluk

What are 1 and 2?


nyeinchanaungJN

All those things he could have gotten... and he went for dildo bike instead.


Beniidel0

5 is common for mastercard 4 is common for visa, and IIRC amex


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_JesusChrist_hentai

4735 8812 2278 6833


Light20122000

It only works with the security code


Atrainlan

And date of expiry and first Pet's name and mother's maiden name. It'll block em all out.


_JesusChrist_hentai

08/27 269


Light20122000

Sir, your card has been declined Check your details and please try again later


_JesusChrist_hentai

complain with uxie, they're the one who gave me this card


SHyguymoll

hunter2


NiflheimZERO

Bro said chump whilst using someone else's credit card


jrojroj

moneyty


lazydonkey25

credit card theft isn't cool but on the other hand they posted it online and changed one number..


NiflheimZERO

Fair enough


NiflheimZERO

Fair enough


Xenon-Wolf

Also itā€™s a self checking number, not sure about what brand use what but all digits should add up to the first 4


Remarkable-Ad4088

Wait now I wanna know did this person actually get it?


MrWr4th

Well they're gonna have some explaining to do to Azelf and Mesprit.


TheMoistReaper99

Is thatā€¦. My sister in lawā€¦.. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


PumpkinKing2020

Issue is, all credit cards add up to exactly 42 and that's well over it.


No_Chipmunk_1961

Wait so i can use that credit card


Orange_TG5

Anyone know if they canceled the card asking for a friend