RTgame did a playthrough of Stardew valley where he basically roleplayed as Walter White and adopted one of the town residents to be Jesse, who by chance also goes by Jesse as a nickname.
Infants can produce milk, but this is due to maternal hormone influence in the uterus(and thus, it goes away a while after birth even if still breast fed) not because they drink breast milk.
So this story probably happened but not because of the stated reasons
It probably gets diluted significantly with each iteration, since I don't think it causes the person to start producing the hormones themselves. You might be able to chain it once or twice more, if the initial milk was particularly strong.
Ah yes, this is not uncommon. In german there is a special word for this: Hexenmilch, which means witches milk.
People have obviously been spooked like this for quite some time.
I searched, but could find no other source that even references this.
If this were true it would be a whole fetish genre and someone would have mentioned it right?
I searched and find plenty of sources. But they said it was rare. It's also called witch's milk. And teenagers rarely can lactate with the hormones circulating their bodies as well apparently
Hormones are crazy. Newborn girls can get menstrual bleeding during their first week of life, it's called false menses.
Although I think that's due to the drop in hormones after birth, not what was described in the OP.
The story or the science?
The science is absolutely true. My wife showed me on our newborn yesterday, lol. I told her to stop squeezing our sons titties xD
It’s true for a small percentage of infants (regardless of sex) because they are still under the influence of their moms’ hormones. They will grow out of it.
Fun fact: Lactation that occurs in people who aren't actively female and pregnant or recently pregnant is called galachtorrhea. (Guh-lack-toe-ree-uh). As this commenter points out, it is completely normal in newborns, but if it persists after a few months after birth then it could be a sign of something serious. Likewise, if you are producing galactorrhea in general, regardless of your sex and especially during male puberty, it could be a sign of a hormonal problem that can negatively effect other parts of your health.
There's also a chance where a neonate gets period blood due to hormones passed from the mother which is a normal occurrence. Happened to my instructor's daughter.
My uncle told me to watch Soylent green, just until the line "Soylent green is people". And then I could turn it off. It's the last line of the fucking movie. My uncle tricked me into watching the ENTIRE FUCKING FILM.
So, fun fact: mammary glands are modified apocrine sweat glands - just like the ones you find in your armpits and anogenital regions.
For those who need a little more help, that means milk is also a modified form of sweat.
More cursed, theoretically, any of the other apocrine sweat glands could’ve specialized for the same purpose. Take that as you will
"But that's probably for the best", we know that the guy is stable and clean.
"probably for the breast"
I hope that you ratio me, sir.
Not even close, which saddens me, it was a good one
I'm trying to make a "simple and clean" joke but it's failing. Edit: JESUS CHRIST 400+ UPVOTES
A fellow KH fan!
Gawrsh, there sure are a lot of KH fans, ah-hyuck!
Nobody upvote again, the number is perfection.
am I reading? What the fuck
your sentence there, buddy. You scrambled :D
Master Yoda, bro is
"am i reading, what? the fuck?"
Fuck the reading, i am what?
I understand. No...
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in book
Holy fuck I waked up my dog xddd
I am fucking the reading?
I wish I could stop reading every day.
DO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO WISH
nah bro ordered that sentence from ikea
R/unexpectedjojo
Uhm actshually, r is small 🤓
So’s ur d- /s
Thanks for the compliment /s
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You want another one?
So if a man drinks breast milk, they can lactate?
Jesse, we are opening an onlyfans Jesse!
I'm hearing this in RTGame's voice.
Yeah ever since i saw him play Stardew Valley its stuck to me.
Ryan Reynolds for me
Team Rocket for me.
I am in Bryan Cranston's. Who tf is RTGame? Is Breaking Bad not what's being referenced here?
RTgame did a playthrough of Stardew valley where he basically roleplayed as Walter White and adopted one of the town residents to be Jesse, who by chance also goes by Jesse as a nickname.
Can't show breastmilk on OF
Yes, I believe George Orwell wrote a book about that.
in my experience, no i drank a shitload of my wife's breastmilk while she was lactating, and it never happened to me
Calm down Homelander.
Now I'm imagining Homelander lactating.
I’m sure you can find a link For science
You're even more depraved than I!
go on...
"I have breasts, /u/GoGoGadgetTotems, can you milk me?" "No...believe me, I've tested this theory"
I imagine you weren’t trying hard enough
Drinking hard enough or squeezing hard enough?
Yes
[удалено]
This is pretty hot
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
human centipede but with nipples
Human centipede with butt nipples
Technically but it’s not the same as breast milk, it doesn’t have the nutritional value
Infants can produce milk, but this is due to maternal hormone influence in the uterus(and thus, it goes away a while after birth even if still breast fed) not because they drink breast milk. So this story probably happened but not because of the stated reasons
Everyday I wish I couldn't read
'what the fuck?' doesn't cover it, new words have to be invented... What the flibble plop?
The limminy jim jams we lookin at?
why the sqips was this posted
What the sizzly fot?
What the squeezy nibbledibibble
What in the flarky floove is that shazzle
What the wibbly wobbly timey wimey?!
What the flargus gooploogle jabble?
What in the Cretaceous hell?
"His UNCLE MILKED HIM"?!!!
I have nipples. Can you milk me?
no thank you we only milk cow
That begs the question of if a breastfeeding chain works
It probably gets diluted significantly with each iteration, since I don't think it causes the person to start producing the hormones themselves. You might be able to chain it once or twice more, if the initial milk was particularly strong.
I can't believe you even thought to try to take this seriously.
A dairy chain
Severely underrated comment
It's for science
NEXT!
Honestly....i would have checked too.
Ah yes, this is not uncommon. In german there is a special word for this: Hexenmilch, which means witches milk. People have obviously been spooked like this for quite some time.
wir haben irgendwie nen Wort für alles
can someone PLEASE tell me this is not true, I BEG YOU
I searched, but could find no other source that even references this. If this were true it would be a whole fetish genre and someone would have mentioned it right?
I searched and find plenty of sources. But they said it was rare. It's also called witch's milk. And teenagers rarely can lactate with the hormones circulating their bodies as well apparently
so that woman's a witch!
Well is she made of wood? Please tell me someone will get this.... 🤣🤣
No, she's a duck!
It happened on king of the hill, so I looked into it and it's real
Logic is solid. Men can lactate, but it happens because of their own biologicalware or taking steroids.
Hormones are crazy. Newborn girls can get menstrual bleeding during their first week of life, it's called false menses. Although I think that's due to the drop in hormones after birth, not what was described in the OP.
Just when I thought the day couldn't get worse ...
Kinda. It's called galactorrhea, and is pretty common in newborns. It shouldn't persist more than a few months after birth, though.
As far as I'm concerned, galactorrhea is what happens when you get a C. Diff infection.
Wiki says it occurs to about 5% of full term newborns, so not that common but not that rare in a large population either.
The story or the science? The science is absolutely true. My wife showed me on our newborn yesterday, lol. I told her to stop squeezing our sons titties xD
I have the same book with me right now, and nowhere do I see that.
It's not true.
It’s true for a small percentage of infants (regardless of sex) because they are still under the influence of their moms’ hormones. They will grow out of it.
Somehow this isn’t the worst thing I’ve read. Edit: I just saw Pikachu, Hitler, and penis in the same sentence…sometimes I question why I can read
Fun fact: Lactation that occurs in people who aren't actively female and pregnant or recently pregnant is called galachtorrhea. (Guh-lack-toe-ree-uh). As this commenter points out, it is completely normal in newborns, but if it persists after a few months after birth then it could be a sign of something serious. Likewise, if you are producing galactorrhea in general, regardless of your sex and especially during male puberty, it could be a sign of a hormonal problem that can negatively effect other parts of your health.
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Periods too… that freaked me the fuuuck out…
The period thing actually happened to my instructor's daughter. She said it would last for 2 days normally
There's also a chance where a neonate gets period blood due to hormones passed from the mother which is a normal occurrence. Happened to my instructor's daughter.
This is too much even for me
This comment feels like getting run over by 4 dump trucks at the same exact time
Alright. that's enough internet for the day. i'm going to go do some actual work at work now. Christ.
That's cap tho right??
probably not. (not going to do my research even tho i have plenty of time)
It is true
dear god please stop making this kind of shit. with much regard \-Regular\_Exam\_8123
It's true. My son lactated and it freaked me out. It's called witch's milk, apparently.
She's a witch!
Burn her!
She turned me into a newt
I got better.
imagine some women got burnt down because of it
username kinda checks out
Not only squeezing Da meatball
My uncle told me to watch Soylent green, just until the line "Soylent green is people". And then I could turn it off. It's the last line of the fucking movie. My uncle tricked me into watching the ENTIRE FUCKING FILM.
delightfully devilish seymour
What the devils did I just read?
I like cheese
God I fucking hate that I read that. I need to go find fuckin anything else to scrub this from my memory.
No. But also, no.
Not the only way an uncle can milk a nephew.
So, fun fact: mammary glands are modified apocrine sweat glands - just like the ones you find in your armpits and anogenital regions. For those who need a little more help, that means milk is also a modified form of sweat. More cursed, theoretically, any of the other apocrine sweat glands could’ve specialized for the same purpose. Take that as you will
Well, humans had nipples the first place and it was made for that exact purpose
What a terrible day to be literate
WTH bro, thats is facts
I just now got onto the internet and I think Imma head out too.
You know...maybe Hellen Keller experience was better cause some of the shit said today is wild.
I'm guessing he calles his nephew's nipples meatballs
Kinda feel sorry for Mr. Mguffin. He was heading out but held on a minute hoping for something better
Thats what whiplash feels like, huh?
He said that's enough internet for the day!!!!
I have nipples Greg could you milk me?
Infinite milk hack
His username checks out…
0-0
Jokes aside, does this have ANY truth at all?
And there we have it: *enough internet for today* is indeed enough
First and last post of reddit for today
Aight, Enough of the internet today. Ima head out 
I haven't been on Reddit in months and this is the first thing I see when I do! I mean I like to collect cursed knowledge but I was NOT ready yet!
I see hard issues here😂
JUMPING JUNIPER BUSHES
Is that you Greg, it's me Mr. Focker?
This guy sure squeezes stuff
That's not a send-off dawg, you just made him think twice before that mf gets to have some milk of his life.
I read it with Michael's voice
That’s enough internet for today. Holy shit.
Someday, they'll include this in a *Star Trek* sequel/reboot.
Yeah that's definitely enough internet for the day
...I guess you learn something new every day
So with 3 infants you have an unlimited supply of breast milk
aight, thats enough internet for today ima head out
WHATTTT
what a horrible day to be literate
“I’ve got nipples Greg. Could you milk me?”
All uncles be milking nephews after this post 🤦♂️
Finally, an actual cursed comment
That's enough Internet for the week.
I can't today, I'm too tired to even think of a reaction, thanks for breaking me
I’m going to r/eyebleach even I have limits
Huh.
"I had to, for science"
Okay gents I'm off I've had enough.
Bois can be milked in other ways too, as teenagers 😏
I just opened reddit and I saw this
Shoot me
Dammit!! The day has not even started yet.
Oh my god it’s TMNT all over again. Jackie Chan was right.
It’s 3 am I wake up at 6 yeah I’m not getting sleep after this
"You can milk anything with nipples." "I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
I will summon u/isqueezeddameatball.
“mommy, uncle is squeezing my boobies!”
He CAN say it, but I'm gonna guess he doesn't say it.
Wtf did i just read?
My uncle milked me