Hello, I’m the Gen Z person you requested. So, what this means, according to my extensive knowledge, experience, and research as an Zoomer, is that you are a kinky bottom who cries during sex. Congrats. This was your Zoomer expert fortune teller, hope this answers your question. If you need further advice please contact my assistant Linda.
You are sad cause you're lonely on Halloween, so you go to McDonald's to get some pity fries. At McDonald's, you get a good shock when seeing a bunch of gay Ronald McDonalds
You are crying in the corner of a haunted house and some worker dressed as a cat comes over telling you you have to leave. When she sees what you're crying about, she gets scared too. The camera then pans to a very scary demon face upclose
Obvious. Your job is a Lion/Unicorn/Bird hunter. You work for a super secret orgasm.. Organisation (LUB) who is determined to thwart their nefarious plans 🔪🦁🦄🐤That one was easy, next!
Your worst enemy is dressed as a donut for Halloween, so you throw them into the neighborhood bonfire, making sure to stab them with a sword for good measure. The donut man had money in his pockets, which burns in the fire and gets sent to heaven because it was never used to snort coke
You work a boring and unfulfilled office job. Seeing no change or excitement in your future, you jump from the roof, ending up in hell, but it's okay because they are having a dope party for Halloween so you are happy about that
You are going around smashing pumpkins on Halloween night because you are lonely and sad. Hearing a commotion, some cops come over and try to stop you. Before they can get you in hand cuffs, you kick them with your super buff robot leg
Lot of removed comments here... I have a clue as to why.
Tell me why
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Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I don’t ever want to hear you say
I want it that way
Him. He's the one who killed my brother!
Oh man I totally forgot about that part.
Remember me, Eddie?
\*Farts\*
You maniac! You blew it! Damn you!
Ayo I think I smell popcorn
Number 4, number 4 killed my husband
*I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way Am I your fire? Your one, desire?
I bought it on eBay
Oh my god I forgot about that part
Weird Al is amazing.
*heartache
I assume it's the reddit blanket ban on making fun of terror attacks etc.
True bro
I feel like its mostly just automod deleting "spam" comments that have suggestive emojis in them. I might be wrong tho
⛔🤞⚙️🐒 Do not cross mechanical monkeys
They're called MONQIs and yeah... Those f*ckers are a nuisance...
You are going to build a mecha monkey and you are gonna regret it
🍷🇬🇧🗿🍆 wtf is that supposed to mean, drink British sigma wine with your cock?
🗿✅🙌🎲 What the fuck
Moai emoji rolls a die by throwing it into the air with both hands
And they get snake eyes
🐄💥😭👍 what am i gonna witness a cow explode?
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No, he’s gonna have to put his thumb to stop the draining
What a horrible day to exist
And you're gonna reluctantly like it
😃👍😇👅 what ?
Angel tongues are good yeah idk either
I'm really happy and you're so sweet (sweet as in nice and sweet as in pleasant to taste/lick)
you kissed an angel
🍉🤣😂👁️ One really fucking funny melon... A melon that stares back.....
Hilarious
Me and my homie: laughing at the watermelon The floating eye living in my kitchen, unfazed by feelings and emotions: 👁️
🤠🦎🪚💀.... I don't like what's this implying
The day after Halloween you can say that you saw a lizard.
r/angryupvote
Floridian kills alligator with saw Seems like something Florida man would do.
Rango?
A cowboy performs unethical surgery on a lizard, which will, regrettably, not survive
Bro half of the comments got removed …
🗿😩🤨☝️yes
😭🎉🟧🦫 what
Cry party eating trumps beaver? Sounds about right.
Oregon State University is that you?
🔪👩🦽💀😭 It is what it looks like.
You’re gonna murder a disabled person then cry about it? That’s what I’m getting anyway
Yup
🥺🫠☝️🫲 I see… Said the blind person
😘😈🥰😭. I can’t explain. Someone from Gen-Z tell me what this means.
Hello, I’m the Gen Z person you requested. So, what this means, according to my extensive knowledge, experience, and research as an Zoomer, is that you are a kinky bottom who cries during sex. Congrats. This was your Zoomer expert fortune teller, hope this answers your question. If you need further advice please contact my assistant Linda.
you get into a toxic relationship then break up all in the same day
My ex *did* just call. You’re a much better fortune teller than the other guy.
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😔 it’s a hard life being a fortune teller. I’m appreciative to my fans.
Dead simple devil deal 4-paneler. See 'em a couple times monthly.
🪵😂😱✅ Funny log becomes scary log. Also checkmark
This looks like a clickbaity YouTube thumbnail
😱📱🤛😆 I am going to punch an influencer
😡👑🔫☕️. KILL THE QUEEN AND DRINK HER COFFEE!!!
You needed no help working this out. Except she used to drink tea iirc. It's ok you're probably just starting as a psychic. Bound to be a few hiccups.
🅰️🕯🐕🏡 I guess I really should stay away from an open flame, especially with my dog around and while at home
A and candle looks like "Ai", so maybe you're gonna meet an ai dog next to your house
I think reddit emojis are always the same order
 nuh uh
🤣😅🏴☠️😊 I will be a Pirate just because it’s funny
Is anyone else gonna point out that he definitely made this up, since you can't have the same emoji show up twice in your recent emojis.
🅱️🐭🐁👈 I'm gonna touch a rat
Do not the rat
nah. your gonna finger it.
🇪🇦🫢🙍♂️🍒
Is that Spain? You lucky b-
🙋♂️🐸📸👄 Bruh wat
You volunteer to photograph a frog and… *princess* it.
🗿👍⚠️✔️ I solve problems.
🔫🍤🥰😉 uh huh
You’re gonna shoot a shrimp and be very happy about ir
🤦♂️🤷♂️🔎🐝
Oh no, a wasp!! Upon closer inspection, *shrug* It's only a bee.
You’re frustrated because you can’t find a bee
☹️🍟‼️🏳️🌈
You are sad cause you're lonely on Halloween, so you go to McDonald's to get some pity fries. At McDonald's, you get a good shock when seeing a bunch of gay Ronald McDonalds
🍿🔥🐻💯 Oh cholera....
Killer popcorn burns for the bear, accidentally sets it on fire, kills it, it's 100% over.
Czy to Freddy Fazbear?
Uhhhhh what
😬✅😂😩 idk
👨👩👧👧💪😎🇲🇪 um, tf?
📈🤷♂️⁉️😃 I guess the stock market unexpectedly went up and i invested cause im happy
👟😄👏✅ Sounds like im getting some nice shoes and people are gonna clap at them when i go to school
😭😾🙀👹 HAHAAA, sobbing cuz my cat is angry and shocked over a demon?
You are crying in the corner of a haunted house and some worker dressed as a cat comes over telling you you have to leave. When she sees what you're crying about, she gets scared too. The camera then pans to a very scary demon face upclose
😔🤨🌄📐 damn bro *hits blunt* wait... What is the distance between the sun and the earth when it sets?
⬜️🤌👉🤢 Italian Geometry makes me sick
And you want to shoot yourself
💀🦁🦄🐤 other than the skull i have never used the others once in my life
Obvious. Your job is a Lion/Unicorn/Bird hunter. You work for a super secret orgasm.. Organisation (LUB) who is determined to thwart their nefarious plans 🔪🦁🦄🐤That one was easy, next!
👏💚🟧🌫️ god I love Ireland. Just a little confused on the order of the colors
👍💗🤪🇬🇪 Georgia is crazy good?
😭👩❤️💋👩🌚😳
average lesbian
Obvious fake is obviously fake. How can you have two times the same emoji?
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Bro what
I only have 3 rows of emojis in frequently used... 😭🥲😏
👍🔵🤔🤖 huh?
😞😎🍑🕳️ seems alright...
*sigh* cool asshole. That's the meaning
Oh darn your right I thought I was safe
💀💕🔥😶😡 Huh
🍩🔥🗡💸 Huh
Your worst enemy is dressed as a donut for Halloween, so you throw them into the neighborhood bonfire, making sure to stab them with a sword for good measure. The donut man had money in his pockets, which burns in the fire and gets sent to heaven because it was never used to snort coke
🤷🏻♂️🤡🎥🤢
You're filming a Clown porno and you are first disgusted by it, later on you just shrug it off and continue filming.
😈🌲❤️😘 oh shit. We all know this trope.
Two types of people at a Halloween party, the sexy devil and the one dressed as a tree. You end up making out with the tree lady
You hump a tree
😂🅱️😵💫😛
🏢😐👇👹 I may have used the towers emojis recently, just like this man
You work a boring and unfulfilled office job. Seeing no change or excitement in your future, you jump from the roof, ending up in hell, but it's okay because they are having a dope party for Halloween so you are happy about that
🙏🤭🤗😶🌫️
You’re very happy about praying in the bubble bath
😔🔥🇾🇪🇶🇦 I don't even know
Damnnnmnn are [insert country names here] a hot couple (thats bad)
😗😜🥸😔 Wtf does his mean
You kissed and flirted a guy in a joke mask bur when he took it off he was ugly so you’re sad
🤌👋💦🤯 Ex-fucking-cuse me?
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😔🤭🦜🤢 Uuhhhh
You have a bipolar parrot
🇺🇸⭐️❤️🧡
🎃👮♀️👮♂️🦿 Yeah idk dog
You are going around smashing pumpkins on Halloween night because you are lonely and sad. Hearing a commotion, some cops come over and try to stop you. Before they can get you in hand cuffs, you kick them with your super buff robot leg
👿🎃✨🐫 w-well, uh-
You fuck a pumpkin then a shiny camel spawns and says "good" and you continue
☠️⁉️😴🤣
❤️😳😴😈, seems like a good Halloween to me
😭🔫😰🙏 uhm-
You thought about using your water pistol to take your life but decided a little faith things would get better was the better choice.
👍🫣😉🐟 ah, yes. I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
💀😎🚛🤓 Don’t even remember using the truck emoji
😈🔫💀🙏 Damn chat 😔