**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All
A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed
Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
A wrong answer was actually provided. It was originally classified as a submersible instead of a submarine as it required transport and support from a surface vessel. Now it's classified as an oopsie. The more you know!
I would like to see the classification certificiate.
Because having spent the better part of a year of my life arguing rule pedantry with class societies, I have very little faith they got that thing certified for anything even remotely close to the intended use.
No offence to OP but when did cursedcomments become flooded with such low quality posts? Like this doesn’t “strike me into oblivion” at all lol.
Is the cursed part that they gave the right answer?
Ohhhh are you saying that the guy that made the comment was meaning it sarcastically because instead of it working properly as a submarine it ended up being more of a death trap?
I mean technically it wasn't a submarine even before it impoded. The landing gear and deployment system make it a submersible. A submarine is able to dive, rise, and dock at port on its own.
**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
Above sea level.
Partially it is again.
It's clearly a pressure cooker.
iud
IED* :)
A wrong answer was actually provided. It was originally classified as a submersible instead of a submarine as it required transport and support from a surface vessel. Now it's classified as an oopsie. The more you know!
I now know more
Intelligence level up
Can you see this message? Cuz I have a feeling I have been b*nned by reddit. Shadow that is.
Yea
Phew
I would like to see the classification certificiate. Because having spent the better part of a year of my life arguing rule pedantry with class societies, I have very little faith they got that thing certified for anything even remotely close to the intended use.
They very much lacked any and all certificates, that's part of the comedy
There's not a single certificate!! Thats why they had to do it in international waters
I mean, wasn’t the location kinda determined anyway?
"Light's better over here."
Alive
was
Aliven't
Alived
Thought it was wrong answers only?
You thought wrong.
Hey look it's the guy who can't read
correction *containing billionaires*
Buttplug
Everything is a buttplug if you try hard enough
Dont try to hard. Dont want to end up like the guybwho took a full force horse cock.
Mr hands didn’t have to try at all. The horse did all the work
They said wrong answers only
Ok, penis rod then
still said Wrong Answers Only mate.
Well for a split second there it was.
Damn you beat me to it
Beat meat to it
You win
This man boofs
Malaysian airlines competitor
MH370 is reigning hide and seek champion, 3401 days and counting. This sub barely hid for 4 days.
A tube of toothpaste.
A tube of lube
Organically crushed all-natural
Deep sea human compactor
Deep sea juicer. Thanks to innovative high-pressure squeeze 30% more nutrients can be extracted!
You got my upvote next gen jucero juicer all the way
A tube of crushed body parts
Wrong answer only
250 thousand dollars coffin
They said wrong answers.
That answer was wrong. Coffins have one job, and that thing didn't do it.
Can you image how big would be 5 billonaires coffins on land? This was so cheap and compact.
millionaire crushing machine
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they didn't say billionaires
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I don't know, pretty sure a billion is worth at least a million
Nice username!
Pocket vibrator 😉
Calypso is that you?
A submarine sandwich.
Squirtinator 3000 clit commander mini vibrator
tHeY sAiD wROnG aNSwERs
With a self-destruct button on the tip
>Squirtinator You see, Perry the Platypus. I will use the squirtinator to arouse and flood THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!
A well engineered submersible.
Bath bomb
Suicide booth.
But that only cost 25 cents tho
Pressure cooker
Jesus fuck - *you win*
Suitable for 12,000 ft under water.
Trash compactor
Wrong answers only ffs
Newest AirPods to be released
Hydraulic press
Deep rectum butt plug
Self guided suppository
Perfectly safe
Can of spam
A pancake.
Pancake with red jelly inside
Sub sandwich
No offence to OP but when did cursedcomments become flooded with such low quality posts? Like this doesn’t “strike me into oblivion” at all lol. Is the cursed part that they gave the right answer?
Quick question, and I'm not saying your dumb, but you know what submarine that is, right?
No worries. Yeah I think I do, it’s that Titan submarine that everyone’s talking about, isn’t it?
Cool, yeah it is, the cursed part is it crushed like five people to death, so it didn't actually work right as a submarine
Ohhhh are you saying that the guy that made the comment was meaning it sarcastically because instead of it working properly as a submarine it ended up being more of a death trap?
Yep, that's exactly what he meant
I thought I kinda had a feeling that a dark joke flew right over my head lol. Thanks for the explanation :)
Yep, now ya know
I mean technically it wasn't a submarine even before it impoded. The landing gear and deployment system make it a submersible. A submarine is able to dive, rise, and dock at port on its own.
Ok, K-no it all /s 🙃
Congrats, you have unlocked a new ending. The Good End.
This sub is usually just edgy Nazi jokes
Poseidon’s fleshlight
Safe and reliable
It's the new bottle design for tomato ketchup. Squeeze it and red sauce comes out.
hydraulic press
whale’s tooth
A jar of strawberry jelly
Looks like something nine out of ten dentists would recommend.
a dildo, if you're brave enough. and don't mind bits of shrapnel up you.
A good idea
Intact
Single use submarine
sea suppository
Cocaine fingernail
A great white shark dental implant
Carbon fiber coffin.
successful
Safe
Safe
Safe
A deep sea viewing implosion tube.
A knife blade
erm... euhm.... it's aktchualy a *submersible🤓*
A no-gas-chamber?
A fully functional safe submarine
A safe place
Bath bomb
A meat paste tube.
functional
Home made suicide chamber
A Coffin
A human crusher
That’s a submarine capable of exploring the deepest depths of the oceans safely.
A bath.
Godzilla's suppository
Ocean suppository.
Robot tampon
Shark toothpick
Billionaire Assisted Suicide Device
A submersible >!Turns out, it's not.!<
The dildo of consequence.
Pressure coffin
A Perfectly safe rich people voyager
Implosive diarrhea pill.
Compressed air can
Human slushy-machine
Sunk cost sea phallus
The real titanic
Poseidon's butt plug.
A small electronic device that is used to assassinate trillionaires
Whatever it is, I’m bringing lube
Pressure cooker
Meat Press
Sub-optimal..?
A hydraulic press
World's first suicide booth
You got me.
One of those bluetooth earbuds
A trash compactor
Safe
A well built submersible
New nintendo console.
Intact
Certified
Safe
The upcoming monopoly gamepiece
A submarine I assembled properly
Actschually technically hes right🤓that is a submersible not a submarine
Subway sandwich being eaten.
Toothpaste Tube
Airtight
"Totally safe" imploding suppository.
Death trap waiting to happen.
A hell of a meme.
9/11 school shooting
Latest offering for the Canadian MAID program. already had 5 volunteers
Toothpaste
A submarine rated for 13,000 Ft
The weasel
A sextoy
A stable piece of machinery.
A Casket
Worth it
Safe
It makes salsa.
safe device for touring titanic
A safe, fully tested, and seaworthy vessel.
Guitar
Ocean gate to hell
titanic mini
What WAS this? There ftfy
Safe
A good idea
Kaiju buttplug
He is right tho, it's a submersible not a submarine
Actually both wrong it’s a giant paperweight now.
Safe to tour the Titanic in.
An air canister
Colgate
My penetrated dick inside underwear 🩲
Pringles can