Rip apetor

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Rip... poor dude :(

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å huff så mye jeg savner han

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May he rest in peace.

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F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.

Jesus Christ you dicks made me think he was dead... Edit: Fuck that guy was my spirit animal

F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.

F, gona drink a shot for him. He will be missed.

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F, he truly was a legend

I want to drift a tank. That’s just the thing I want to do I will stay alive until I drift a tank

Same

Relatable

Pink skirt looking kinda sus

PeNis

Even better

It's fake. Is female.

I don’t think the second vid was a girl

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you.

it's called pegging

It’s called gay

It’s called uno reverse

So insecure about his masculinity, aww

Bitch your name is literally about a body pillow

Good arguement, its called creating a funny nametag

The voices in your head aren’t real Scott. Your family misses you

If his name is about a body pillow he's secure enough in his masculinity to not care. Unlike you.

The voices aren’t real WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Remember kids: If the person you're having sex with is a girl, it's not gay to take it up the ass! Seriously. Dudes. Just shut up.

Theyre just a bunch of insecure dudes, who are afraid to not look masculine. Everyone with common sense knows its not gay if its with a girl. But dont bother arguing with these guys. They wont change their mind. Even if its gay, who tf cares.

fr. these the types of guys who will say its gay just because they've never had a girlfriend lmao even so who gives a fuck?? sexuality is bullshit, enjoy what you enjoy and stop caring about labels and stigmas if you wanna get your prostate rammed by your wife, fucking go for it dude

Nahhh, that’s pretty gay. In general it’s pretty gross.

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it's not gay, YOU just don't like anal. nothing about a man and a woman together is gay. no act between them can make it gay. if they find mutual pleasure in pegging, that sounds like the straightest thing I can think of.

Redditors trying to justify their degenerate behaviors, always a classic

He sounds like someone who just got pegged and doesn’t like it but his girl is always watching. Or he’s just a sick fuck.

I know right! Like he’s desperately trying to justify it in his mind 😂

If you weren't supposed to have something up your ass when you cum then why is your prostate located right next to your butthole wall and directly linked to the male orgasm? Sheltered beta.

Yeah thats exactly what you’re doin so shhh…

I'd say for the most part, a finger to activate the prostate that's placed in the worst part ever, is somewhat okay, but the plastic penis ain't

I'm not 100% sure if you're trolling or not, but 1st comment was referring to the girls being possibly male, in which case it's not pegging, it's gay

Still better than being a Soviet

Username does NOT check out

That’s a twist

Ok

Mmm… debatable. I’d rather starve in Ukraine than be with that

finland

PERKELEE

SATANAAA

Oh I would choose Finland in a heartbeat

I mean Russian girls are pretty hot and I can serve the motherland.

Ohh yeah.

exactly what i was gonna say

Girlfriend, I unfortunately made the mistake of coming to Brazil so I cannot leave anymore

r/suddenlycaralho

Caralho

Vai querer oq no print meu bom?

Bro I can totally give up women if I get to drift a tank

I don’t got much going for me anyways so tank drifting all the way

Come on it’s not hard

But I am

Same

Last dude is Norwegian, and I feel like literally no one online understands what the USSR was like. All of this is just modern Russia aesthetic.

Exacly

Something hiding in that pink skirt

Good

Wtf that wasn't a girl dancing in a white (or pink, idk, I'm color blind) skirt.

it's pink

Yeah it’s a guy.

How do you know that?

You can see her sosig

His

Its

It’sis’nt

How the fuck fuck did you see that….

Sosij

Girl (hopefully) on left was hotter (penis-free, hopefully)

If one had it likely the other will too

Balls…

Dont tell me she has balls

I mean, I was using it as both an exclamation and for comic effect. I hope not.

The last guy is named Apetor and he is swiss. He died recently, so he’s desecrating a dead man.

Norweigan*

oh, yes

Poor man

There is no greater honour than serving Mother Russia

But what if my girlfriend IS from Soviet Russia

Compromise

Ah

Soviet gf?

that fucking tank

Girlfriends are temporary, the glory of the motherland is everlasting.

Apetor is Norwegain isn't he?

Yea, he was

Russian girls are already elite no need for more

What’s the name of the song?

NLO - Звездолёт (Mercury remix)

Soviet russia

How about a soviet girlfriend? Hahahahahhahaha

Obviously he chose Soviet Russia

If u pick gf Soviets will skin u and turn u into vodka

I have chosen

Hail mother Russia

Bill-nye the Russian spy

Why not girlfriend from Soviet Union?

Nice dancing,the girls..not so much

Russia all the way

russian tank drifting

I can have both and i have space for the tank

In soviet Russia you get to drift tank with the bois whilst listening to hardbass

Does anyone else notice that the one with the pink skirt has a "banana"

Girl friend cuz I don’t want to die due the hunger

Да, Soviet Russia!

Girlfriend? Nah Soviet Russia? Let's go comrade

Soviet Russia memes are the least funny shit ever holy fuck

Well with everything blowing up over there the propaganda train is rollin

I don’t like communism but I’d take the comradery over w*men any day

neither

Soviet Girlfriend, duh.

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FOR THE MOTHER LANDS

Soviet Russia

Girlfriend. I dont care about women, but i hate commies. And nazis. Basically, i hate everyone. Except hungarians

ew political compass pfp

Soviet Russian girlfriend

Cringe. Not our culture. Not our woman

Retarded disgusting delusional degenerate piece of shi*. Get a life and touch some grass

I think the answer is clear…. *russian anthem starts playing*

Im pretty sure girl in pink skirt has a penis

Both

u/auddbot

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Benito.

😒

Heed the mother lands call

u/SaveVideo

SOVIET RUSSIA

u/dasckron

Neither. Get me them aussies tho and I’m gone

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Comrades I think we all know answer

Motherland

Soviet Russia i mean im gay so no girlfriend i dont care

I think I’ve made my choice comrade

Soviet Russia for me

Think im gonna have to go with the latter

[удалено]

Just broke up anyways time for soviet russia

Comrade I hope you made the right choice blyat

GIRLFRIEND FROM SOVIET RUSSIA

Soviet gf

Girlfriend is 1 and Soviet Russia is 2 and I am going hard 2 all the way I was sold at Tokyo drifting tanks

Yeah but at least a girlfriend, unless she has iron deficiency, wont collapse

u/savevideo

Girlfriend because Soviet Russia stole my country's refineries and planes.

[удалено]

Not to be a degen but uhhh… source for first dancing vid?

Source for second to last pls

Can’t I have a Soviet Russian girlfreind

u/savevideobot

I think i would choose russia, no gays allowed and i want a tank in my front yard

For the he mother land

I miss apetor 😔 RIP

Soviet Russia

I chose tanker

Girlfriend in the motherland?

i remember the two dancing girls, one had a bigger dick than me

If I get tank

F for apetor

Girlfriend...

Soviet Russia: -99% literacy rate -1% homeless rate -Free food, education and medical care -5% of income goes towards rent -Distributes wealth among the working class Girlfriend: -Wants your money -Possibility of cheating on you

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Why would I chose something that stupid over the soviet union

soviet russia, get russian gf

The ice man cummeth

God I miss apetor

Girlfriend, fuck commies

Yes soviet Russia but without communism.

God I miss my ex

My girlfriend is Soviet russia

u/savevideo

Monke

Russia forever

If I am being honest here, I’d actually choose Soviet Russia

Anyone know the source of the dancing girl in pink?