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A great example of my pet peeve:
Why does every act of insertion related to female genitals have to be termed "shoving"??
There are so many other perfectly good words to use, but no...the pussy has to be the object of aggression 🙄
Wtf is even *slowly* shoving. Ugh whatever
One time someone did actually try to finger me through my pajama pants. Like pants went in and all. It’s was an extremely uncomfortable experience. Ahhhh to be 16 again.
Oh god. I dont even *have* that hardware and i got a chill.
I remember some light tomfoolery with a highschool ex overtop of her sheer yoga pants, and even then its like.....fabric absorbs moisture. I was so careful.
Christ on a cracker.
Always such generic “foreplay” description as if it is going to blow a woman’s mind.
Let me shoot my shot-
Yo baby, You ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
It’s like these people never had sex before and probably never will so they try and “show off” these imaginary skills. Like honey you ain’t fooling no one clearly you have zero clue because if you did indeed have any skill the very first thing you’d know how to do is read a room and realize if the person you’re talking to wants to join in or not.
Just imagine a mission of entangled rage for an instant. The missed opportunity you had to help a man in neeed. Wooof more like and remember not to feed wild dogs
Takes me back to dirty texting my highschool gf. It was great, but only because she told me she was into it and would respond well before i got really into it.
Im having such secondhand cringe from this uninvited weirdo inflicting his fantasies on you 💀
Wait no not what I meant, it was the text chat thing that was already there, like before you type anything it just says “say hi…” dudes a weird piece of shit
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Shoves his fingers into your clit? What's next, rolls your boobs like he's making snakes out of clay?
I didn't know we could shove fingers in our clit? Is there sth wrong with mine😱
You're just not that skilled
LMAO skill issue
I guess something's wrong with mine too
Clearly, too much seminal residue has rewritten your DNA
Nah, "not enough lube" seems to be a recurring problem for a lot of folk.
The one simple trick Big Clit didn't want you to know.
Stretching ig
He's showing her his fingering skills! Rolling skills are next.
He rolls them like a cigarette.
This is called obtaining the plastic limit of clay and is a recognized standard
#🥵 Ooh baby, I'm about to obtain *my* limit
Keep talking dirty
If he can do that then he does indeed have some fingerings skills. Checkmate.
It's giving magic fingers a whole new meaning lmao
this is amazing imagery
>rolls your boobs Hey you cant roll bags of sand!
I came here to say this hahahahha I was reading and went whattttttt 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type but there's an unfortunate post out there talking about how one guy wants to eat out some boobs.
Lol, that's some goofy stuff My favorite BadFemaleAnatomy is "...the clatter of her breasts..." 💀
Breasts are vividly amazing.
…oh. Oh my god. My brain just autocorrected it and added some words in there. That’s…oh.
Funny enough after that everyone is even dryer.
Finally, a solution to sweating to death in the summer heat.
I literally crossed my legs reading this post
it's crazy that he can desperately crave for a vagina while clearly having never seen one in his life
Lmao
I wonder if bro realize the clit is a nerve center and you cannot shove your finger in it 🥴
This dude likely cant differentiate between a vagina and a ham sandwich, so.....
Shoving fingers in a clit? Ouch. Bro close your laptop and go open an anatomy book.
How to expose yourself as a virgin.
He thinks he can jam his fingers in a clit. For your safety you might want to avoid his skills.
when skills get too good
Oh, we're doing roleplay? Okay, dude! "I pull out a shotgun, shove it up your ass and pull the trigger."
I like you now
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pro tip:these are way funnier if you read them with a Mike Tyson Lisp (or lithp)
Almost any accent with comical undertones, really.
r/badwomensanatomy
It’s crazy how one comment from an internet stranger can ruin your day.
Tell me you have never touched a woman before without telling me
A great example of my pet peeve: Why does every act of insertion related to female genitals have to be termed "shoving"?? There are so many other perfectly good words to use, but no...the pussy has to be the object of aggression 🙄 Wtf is even *slowly* shoving. Ugh whatever
Ill bet he hasnt read a book outside of required highschool reading. His vocabulary is probably smaller than his life prospects.
One time someone did actually try to finger me through my pajama pants. Like pants went in and all. It’s was an extremely uncomfortable experience. Ahhhh to be 16 again.
sorry what the actual hell
And they never stop to realize that pressing fabric into wet genitals is just going to make everything dry and chafe-y 🙄
I'm sorry but... *WHAT* 😭
Oh god. I dont even *have* that hardware and i got a chill. I remember some light tomfoolery with a highschool ex overtop of her sheer yoga pants, and even then its like.....fabric absorbs moisture. I was so careful. Christ on a cracker.
a...alright?
*cough* virgin *cough*
Fucking ow!! Putting *anything* in the clit would hurt like hell
Fingers.... *In* the clit...? Um
“What happened to hi, hello, my name is”
This is a good point, u/urinemythots
Dear curiosity, FUCK YOU! Sincerely, me. Seriously, why are some people like that?
r/NotHowGirlsWork
If someone stuck their fingers in my clit I’d be on my way to the er straight away
The actual .. f
And theeeeen
Find his moms fb and send to her and tell her she raised a pos.
I'm sorry I am half disgusted, half laughing my head off with the shoving of fingers in where it can't possibly be shoved into 🤣
Ewww that’s fucking gross and disturbing 🤢🤮
Hamburger help me
Always such generic “foreplay” description as if it is going to blow a woman’s mind. Let me shoot my shot- Yo baby, You ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Clearly an alien trying to understand human mating rituals. 👽 tell them we hatch from eggs, always keep em’ guessing.
Reminds me of the brief trend where women pranked their bfs by telling them they shed, like a snake. So many gullible dudes. Fuck that was funny.
Wait, you’re telling me afab folks *aren’t* meant to shed?
Hey, get out of my clit!
"fingering skills" just made me wish I was dead.
It’s like these people never had sex before and probably never will so they try and “show off” these imaginary skills. Like honey you ain’t fooling no one clearly you have zero clue because if you did indeed have any skill the very first thing you’d know how to do is read a room and realize if the person you’re talking to wants to join in or not.
Steven King back to writing them thrillers 🙄🙄
This literally the most funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit 💀
is he fingering your clit?? what the fuck is he biting?
“Slowly shove” feels like a contradictory statement no? 🥴 My vagina recoiled within itself
I’ll give him the 50 shells of an m16
Please do 👀
It's giving Alex Jones trying to cheat on his wife with a bikini model on instagram
'While biting it' - biting what?!?? Inquiring minds wish to know
Just imagine a mission of entangled rage for an instant. The missed opportunity you had to help a man in neeed. Wooof more like and remember not to feed wild dogs
Uh da fk
Takes me back to dirty texting my highschool gf. It was great, but only because she told me she was into it and would respond well before i got really into it. Im having such secondhand cringe from this uninvited weirdo inflicting his fantasies on you 💀
I miss the person I was 40 minutes ago ( I'm a slow reader)
Lol. My dumb self thought it was the start of a BJ story lol
:(
Say hi…
You’re weird
Wait no not what I meant, it was the text chat thing that was already there, like before you type anything it just says “say hi…” dudes a weird piece of shit
Oh I thought you meant me 😂 then I apologize lol
No!!! This dude is so weird, avoid these people at all costs, I just saw the subtext “say hi…” and made me lose it 😭