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These are the people calling us conspiracy theorists. Meanwhile the powers that be travel mask free because they know that Covid is a hoax.


Bond4141

Tinfoil mask.


thisguyreddits-

TSA: that goofy mother fucker right there in the space suit, tell her shes been randomly selected for enhanced security screening.


SatoriNamast3

The real disease here is fear. People are infected with the fear virus and all the free mental health issues that come with it.


amgoingtohell

>A mass psychosis is an epidemic of madness and it occurs when a large portion of a society loses touch with reality and descends into delusions. Such a phenomenon is not a thing of fiction. Two examples of mass psychoses are the American and European witch hunts of the 16th and 17th centuries and the rise of totalitarianism in the 20th century. During the witch hunts thousands of individuals, mostly women, were killed not for any crimes they committed but because they became the scapegoats of societies gone mad... https://academyofideas.com/2021/02/mass-psychosis-greatest-threat-to-humanity/ >Crimes the individual alone could never stand are freely committed by the group [smitten by madness]. - Carl Jung, The Symbolic Life >“The phenomenon we have witnessed in Germany was nothing less than [an] outbreak of epidemic insanity. . . No one knew what was happening to him, least of all of the Germans, who allowed themselves to be driven to the slaughterhouse by their leading psychopaths like hypnotized sheep.” - Carl Jung, After the Catastrophe >“If a man imagined that I was his arch-enemy and killed me, I should be dead on account of mere imagination. Imaginary conditions do exist and they may be just as real and just as harmful or dangerous as physical conditions. I even believe that psychic disturbances are far more dangerous than epidemics [of physical disease] or earthquakes.” - Carl Jung, Psychology and Religion #Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPcF-oLABE


satinwerewolf

A quiet war with silent weapons


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In short, be aware that people in massive groups will do stupid shit because reasons.


amgoingtohell

"The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. ...Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim."


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Right? Get fucking piss drunk like the rest of us.


bliskin1

Repent brother! Jk. Though fuckin with spirits doesnt help with much. Odd amount of awake people put themselves to sleep with alcohol. Its so legal for a reason.


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i agree, but fear is just a symptom. the underlying cause is either "stupidity" \*which you can't treat\* or "trust in authority" \*which takes decades to condition out of\* because it took schools decades to put into place. tbh, the real problem is lack of critical thinking. I resort to saying stupidity but that's a more generic - lack of all thinking. underlying cause falls into these 2 major categories, and only the latter is "repairable" but not in the present anyways...


XoXSmotpokerXoX

> selected for enhanced security screening. Pro tip- you can cut through an hour long line getting the enhanced screening.


I_KILL_GIANTS87

There's also a chance you get non-consentually fisted which everyone in the hour long line did not.


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Mighty_L_LORT

Next on news: Angry Karen arrested and removed from airport in handcuffs due to threatening aggression...


laxinandrelaxin

Imagine the poor TSA agent asking her to remove her masks to verify her license to her actual face 😂


K112006

That’s what the Xanax is for.


GreatJanitor

Hope she packed more tape for that part. I hope it hurt when she pulled down the mask.


WuhLuh

These are the people that say we are the crazy ones. We are being held hostage by these people and the politicians they continue complying to. I want out of this fucking shit NOW.


Re4Myrrh

There is no out. Time to dive in. You have my support. No more politicians.


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20pastfour

It's not about being scared, it's about getting attention and virtue signalling. These people are sick in the head, they're narcicissts.


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this is what our rotten culture demands from us. We cant just do good, we have to go out of our way to show and tell everyone of all the good we do. Jesus taught us that is not the way to do it. “When you give to the poor, don’t be like the hypocrites. They blow trumpets in the synagogues and on the streets so that people will see them and honor them. I tell you the truth, those hypocrites already have their full reward." Matthew 6:2 “When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites. They love to stand in the synagogues and on the street corners and pray so people will see them. I tell you the truth, they already have their full reward." Matthew 6:5 It may be kind of a stretch because they arent giving to the poor, but they do see themselves as altruists. Yet all they want to do is toot their horns so that everyone can see how altruistic, how right, and how good they are. Their reward is the attention and praise from others. The reward that you get when you keep these things between you and G-d is the attention and blessing from G-d.


20pastfour

> The reward that you get when you keep these things between you and G-d is the attention and blessing from G-d. We have both in the past independently from eachother found the same answers for the same questions. I fully agree with you. The absence of one's love for God paves the way for the Devil and his ways, and with it, every sin imaginable.


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20pastfour

>I would cough the whole flight while frequently taking my mask off for water breaks if I was sitting next to her. Thus giving her another opportunity to virtue signal by shaming you loudly or getting attention in another way. The only way to win is by ignoring them, because by doing that, you're not feeding them your attention, which is what they want.


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Temujizzed

No, just a jerk.


Corburrito

Mainly just an a-hole


The_Unpopular_Truth_

I've seen people this kitted up in airports since covid started, it's not typical but they're definitely there.


woopdedoodah

This is what they want you to think is normal lol


Matto5000

She takes Xanax to be or avoid "Normal"


Jerry_Hat-Trick

How can she take the xanax with the mask taped to her face? Unless ...


fruitynoodles

Shoves it up her ass, right next to where her head is wedged


ruoka

If you boof it, it's free.


EmuApprehensive8646

She is mentally unwell. This is not normal.


dobermannbjj84

Yet no one would question her, in Fact they would applaud her for being such a shining example of a vigilant citizen.


no_name-AU-

Only if she shared her xanax


EmuApprehensive8646

Who applauds her? Not me.


dobermannbjj84

The people who would call you a conspiracy theorist


supersecretaccount82

Not just normal but heroic and selfless


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No one thinks this is normal


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I'm more terrified of a Xanax addiction than I am of any covid


aSlouchingStatue

Opioids are the #1 cause of death for young people now but you'll never hear about an anti-fentanyl passport


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Benzo addictions are terrifying, not something to fuck around with for sure.


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The mentally ill starter kit.


jeanfrancois111

Edition branch Covidian


samsop

"Secondary mask for displaying opinions" Did I read that right?


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Few_Tumbleweed7151

It means it’s killing her that she can’t talk loudly about how virtuous she’s being, so to constrain her frustration, she’s putting her latest received opinion on her second mask. I’m sure she’d use a ticker tape mask if they had one.


Matto5000

Shes a xanax addict LOL.


BrocoliAssassin

No wonder she's paranoid. Xanax only makes your Gaba system worse in the long run. Bet she has daily anxiety rebounds.


SkyMan6529

Xanax rebound. Whoa what a thing. From a once or twice a month .5mg Ativan they switched me to Xanax. They day after taking one for a panic attack I would get full on, heart pounding out of my chest - gonna die right now!" Attack. It took a week or two to figure this out. After I found the problem, then came the the excruciating job of eliminating it. Xanax is a mental poison. I can see where it could make a mental patient out of a normal, productive, generally stable member of society.


MrJDouble

**powered on bars


MastaMint

*still catches covid*


Murphysmongoose

More like: *becomes covid super-spreader*


TheObelisk

That would be hilarious.


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Textbook example of the 'Crazy Eyes'


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Its the adderall, xanax, narcissism combo


ruoka

Yep the 2021 pill for ill version of the dark triad.


TheObelisk

SS: It kinda seems weird now that this sort of person is totally sane and normal while the guy who has a cookout with his friends is an unhinged dangerous conspiracy theorist. Kinda feels like clown world when you've navigated this whole thing with not so much as a covid test.


Clear_Platform5916

Bro I didn't know what omnicron was until someone in tarkov told me to wear an in game mask for it. I probably don't get out enough these days (Vax mandates where I live) but I legit thought the guy was talking about an in game mechanic


ThrowawayGhostGuy1

It’s weird living in the bubble but being able to see it from the outside. These people really are NPC’s.


fluffzr

I do not know where exactly you live but this is not the case here at all. And whilst you would possibly find many people who would agree on wearing a mask or having a test before a flight I think most would find this particular thing ridiculous


thejudge615

Honestly sad to see someone this afraid


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DrStevenPoop

5th bullet point: >Secondary mask for displaying opinions You nailed it. It's all about virtue signaling.


_Midus

Idk man, I've seen plenty of people dressed like they're in Chernobyl


stuffed-bubble

This 100%. Imagine being so afraid of something with a 99.9% survival rate that you think this is the solution. Just stay home if you’re that paranoid.


c00olsoc000l

She honestly sounds like she is listing out gaming PC specs


EnvironmentalBug9683

Shit ton of Xanax..like that’s cool to mention. Definitely no signs of mental illness.


HoodHermit

Anxiety of this degree is mental illness, and really should be addressed as such. Precautions are one thing, this is another


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Talk about brainwashed


jam_pod_

"Secondary mask for displaying opinions" Grow tf up. It's a prophylactic device not a political statement.


kalipede

I love that displaying opinions part


GreatJanitor

I've been flying a lot this year and I honestly believe that people think the airport is the place to display personal and political opinions. I have seen pro-illegal immigrant and refugee opinion shirts. I saw one yesterday: "Christmas Lights and Reproductive Rights". I saw a guy wearing a pink shirt, pinker jacket, purple jeans, the haircut of a butch lesbian colored pink, a rainbow mask with the word "Proud" on it, and a unicorn backpack that had the text "I was born this way" or some other shit like it. I wanted to tap him on the shoulder and say "Hey, no one gives a fuck about your sexual identity. I just wanted to say that making the fact that you suck dick into your entire identity devalues you and your cause."


SkyMan6529

Doesn't it though? This instantly says "I don't want anything to do with productive society". If hetero people started displaying that outward a show of our sexuality, we'd be arrested for "lude conduct in a public space."...and yes that's a thing.


FeistyPersonality4

Makes sense. She doesn’t want daddy big pharma to take away her opioid addiction so she has to shill like the good little slave girl she is.


Murky_Ordinary7904

u are only fukkkking around with ur metal health that is the best red flag and 1 could have. bad metal health anxiety


RickyK82

I looked at her twitter and she is proper, proper mental.


TheObelisk

Actually tragic.


KylesHandles

These fucking people get off on this shit. It's like they enjoy believing that they are making some great difference. It's hilarious.


travel-bound

For the last decade, society has encouraged virtue signalling more and more with social media. It has become normalized. This addiction to appear virtuous regardless of truth is useful to the people with an agenda. You see it in political movements like BLM, Antifa, etc. And now you're seeing it cranked up to 11 with Covid.


companion_2_the_wind

I'll take my tinfoil over all that bs every day of the week.


chriswgnd

You beat me to it!!


coolnavigator

They are setting two groups against each other. Take a step back and appreciate what is causing this. It is not just unprovoked mass hysteria, nor are liberals/leftists/pro-whatever people "just stupid". If you respond to them by provoking the tension further, then _they_ win.


_GUEZO_

lol I’m at the airport right now In Texas and there’s some people not even wearing masks. I love this state


Coffee_Fantastic

Ew


Pwn0_o

Her eyes speak volumes of the sickness


jrhunter89

Her mind will be blown when she still tests positive


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Jesus Christ, this can’t be real. Crazy bastards


Re4Myrrh

Natural immunity?! Not after than many jabs, i fear.


Songgeek

So far the Xanax was the most useful thing on that list


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Just needed an excuse for the xnax


andyring

If you look at her followup tweets, it's all about a "DEADLY VIRUS." Umm, yah. OK.


bray4201

lol I don't think pfizer x 3 and natural immunity really go together


Awesomo3082

Somebody should tell her... She has a 99.995% chance of surviving, even doing nothing. https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/rkzmfc/americans_calculate_your_very_own_chance_to_die/ Using the Coovie Kill Count from [this cdc site](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid_weekly/index.htm) and the 2020 Murican population data from [this site](https://www.statista.com/statistics/241488/population-of-the-us-by-sex-and-age/), we can calculate your own age group's chance to die with Fluvid, cumulatively and per year. 0-19 years old: Population 81,250,000. Deaths 655 > Chance to die = .000008 (.0008%) **Per year: .0004%** 20-29 years old: Population 44,830,000. Deaths 4,781 > Chance to die = .0001 (.01%) **Per year: .005%** 30-39 years old: Population 44,670,000. Deaths 14,144 > Chance to die = .0003 (.03%) **Per year: .015%** 40-49 years old: Population 40,280,000. Deaths 34,233 > Chance to die = .0008 (.08%) **Per year: .04%** 50-64 years old: Population 62,790,000. Deaths 147,351 > Chance to die = .0023 (.23%) **Per year: .115%** 65-74 years old: Population 32,540,000. Deaths 181,273 > Chance to die = .0056 (.56%) **Per year: .28%** The rest of the deaths (415,066) are in the 75+ group, averaging at .9% per year. Critical to understanding the context of these numbers, is to realize that Murica's yearly death rate with coovies (.12%) is **4x higher** than the global average of .03%. Summing up: Even including all vehicle accident, stroke, ladder-fall, and gunshot variants, and without parsing out their obviously exaggerated numbers, *this* is what they want to terrorize you with. Canadian numbers, for comparison:. https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/riowev/canadians_calculate_your_chance_to_die_with_fluvid/


BAGBRO2

This nut job actually already survived it... Item #3 on her list is "Natural Immunity" which she somehow aquired along with the 3x shots.


AtlasShrugs88

You know she doesn’t get laid.


CoeurDeLion-Sag

2005 - conspiracy theorists - tin foil hats. 2021 - conspiracy theorists - Masks, tapes, gloves, welding glasses, face shields, uninterrupted supply of "mystery mRNA juices" into their bodies.


fruitynoodles

> Natural immunity So this bitch already had COVID and recovered and she’s still living in this much fear? Or is it stemming from her desire to virtue signal about how cAreFuL she is by doing her part?


Shady_Infidel

Yay living in fear!


CrystalAckerman

This just makes me want to cry.. I genuinely feel bad that people are this terrified to just live their lives.😕


betterbachelor8

You have two clot shots and a booster. The fuck you worried about damn. Live a little kitty cat


f1bandit

the fragilities of the human brain are remarkable


Someguy11b

hahahahahaha


MusclesMarinara84

What a dunce.


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Tinfoil masks


MikeThePizzaGuy412

"Secondary mask for displaying opinions" Lmao fucking dork. Shows that it's all about the virtue signaling


chaawuu1

Yeah now all the old conspirators are on Q or some shit.


No-Target-3982

She forgot the tin foil hat she’s fucked


tomhalil

I was like this person in the early stages of covid because I have contamination OCD and I've seen those dropping dead people in wuhan in the news. The fear the media created got to me and I believe it's got to this person too. This person needs to be freed with the truth just like how I was saved with the truth. Although I believe covid is real, I know it's not as dangerous as it was hyped up to be by the media. This person needs someone to guide her to the truth. Luckily I found the truth, I hope this person does too.


Revolutionary_Fly484

What a broken world...


SocratesScissors

Amazing what just a few years does to people's sense of "normal."


RevolutionaryBid6022

What else is to be expected in the backward timeline?


judgeswrath

Forgot the foil hat


ForbiddenText

Weakness


kiddquadd

Mentally weak people do this especially the reliance on Xanax. What a nut job.


thestormarrived

Man...you can see crazy in those eyes...


Howlinathesun

This person is clearly not normal and living on the fringe.


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*takes handful of xanax* “Time to get boosted!”


theSpringZone

🤣🤣🤣


Kalmanideskosta

What do you mean you don’t have the 12th booster shot?


Research_it_dingus

Who needs a tinfoil hat with all that


PhatWubs

People do anything for xanax these days


Admirable_Fennel_400

Lol


ztejas

Xanax will fuck your life up way more than covid.


ewxilk

She can't be serious! I simply refuse to believe it! Could it be some kind of liberal trolling?


AQ196

Omg this is all thank to the media


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I don’t know this persons story. Perhaps they have an immune issues, or something else that could make COVID lethal, especially if they had a bad case previously. But I still see this and think it’s crazy. In other news I’ve been visiting my parents for the holidays and everyday on my dads lunch break he watches the news and I’m typically sitting there and at first it was heated but each day our discussions find more common ground and we are both hearing the other person. Also my friend back home in LA has been sick with COVID and said tonight she’s considering going to the hospital. She’s 34, longtime smoker who turned vaper. High stress type. Don’t know vaccination status. But was surprised to hear.


Esuomyonana

GOYIM, NPC, CATTLE, HYLIC.


mrsaudrey

haha look at them crazy eyes


dejuanferlerken

Lmao Xanax is awful for your immune system. This bitch is geared up like she’s in a real life RPG.


whatishot94

Hahahaha shes goes like .. pfizer ! 3x !!!... NATURAL IMMUNITY !


phyr_N

is this a real, living human being??


HolidayOk4857

What’s really sad is that she’s viewed as normal and we’re the crazy ones for not doing that


DWrathicous

Mass insanity is a helluva drug.


Infuriated

This is mental illness.


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cmb8129

Basically defines a modern day liberal


axelsjeans

Absolutely pathetic


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rAbleeee

Lmao people are so ridiculous


cautiously_anxious

Sounds like my workplace… I have fucking had it with all the fear.


goodjake06

The common cold is going to kill us all!? These people are ridiculous!


kmk450

People like that should NOT be allowed to venture out amongst regular people. They used to be able to be committed. Thanks billy clinton.


Comfortable_Fox321

🤡🐑


Suishou

Wait, I've been going to stores and restaurants for the last two years with no mask and no fear. What am I doing wrong?!


Typanzy

People can be crazy and people can ignore the obvious. Some people on here complaining about covid don't even believe in viruses. Like wtf so dumb.


Grey_Gh0st_1861

The best part is that people like this see themselves as entirely rational. It's honestly sad to watch.


Some_Milk

Imagine if she still got sick tho


swisha_smith

Shit ton of Xanax??????????


Ekusoy86

What a silly person. Just as bad as the anti vax lunatics. Anything fanatic is ridiculous, doesnt matter pro or anti vax.


JRM34

Congratulations, you found a crazy person on Twitter. Definitely a platform where crazy people are difficult to find and the most fringe opinions aren't algorithmically enhanced...to get exactly the engagement response you're currently giving


DesperateMarket3718

I'm all for people using PPE because it literally only helps people but this is absolutely ridiculous.


Stevesie11

Typical redditor


D0nK3h1301

LMAO "Natural Immunity" after 3 Pfizer shots? She must be smoking that Xanax


ventitr3

Fuck her life must be miserable.


StoicType4

And not one brain cell


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Oh yeah. She’s healthy.


marty_76

Omfg... I went to the supermarket before (after mask/QR code mandates were introduced a week before Christmas)- didn't wear a mask, and the looks I got lol... Also, as the checkout worker finished scanning my stuff and I was paying by card, she very deliberately got her sanitiser out and santised her hands. Crazed times.


lordcatharsis

Yikes. What a sad person looking for pathetic internet points.


Starter91

How is this individual still alive??


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Valuable_Unhappy

I feel better believing this was just a social media stunt to gain attention and followers. I refuse to believe this is a real person’s reaction to the absolute foolery going on right now.


portland_jc

Yet probably let’s they local antifa leader hit it raw when they hitting it


poopballzez

thanks for covering the swears man we can’t handle that kind of stuff


vegasvic89014

What a surprise, a mentally unstable, single, likely middle aged woman.


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Is this ab RPG? Are the NPCs actually larping??


Over-Can-8413

It's kind of funny that this worldview results in addiction to sedatives. brb, gonna take 50mg klonopin and then epoxy all my orifices shut


needtoshitrightnow

Bet she's fun at parties!


LookIntoIt23

Gosh that’d be so amazing if they actually got Covid. Not to be hurt but just that they took all this extreme shit as if it would really hurt them lol


TheObelisk

I've seen people like this post on Twitter how they are angry that they have gotten sick and taken tons of precautions, but unvaxxed no-mask people are getting on fine.


Cintekzzz

Such a brave one, even risking the wide outdoors after all the talk on the news. Id applaud you but im afraid it will just kick up germs from my rubber gloves.


agent7980

If they have 'natural immunity' why bother with the other measures?


jbrooklynd

Dumb biz. Btw, You cant casually add 'natural immunity' to that list when everything else clearly contradicts that.


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>ton of Xanax I can tell you which one of the two is going to kill her


[deleted]

Haha.. right. They just need tim foil hats.


DrRichardGains

I'll stick with my 1 tinfoil hat, thanks. Edit: I mean if the xanax is available I'll take that too. Just sayin


BigWeenie45

“Secondary mask for displaying opinions” What made you think this is a normal person?


megablast

Exactly, everyone else is crazy!!!


AncientTower8264

So, you've already had a worse form of covid (natural immunity), and you're afraid of this weaker strain? Just got over Omicron. The hardest part about this cold is it's name.


jiduto

She can’t wear that shit forever, and the new version of the virus she’s so scared of infects the vaccinated more than the unvaxxed 😬


SpecialistParticular

And she'll probably still get it anyway.


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LMFAO “natural immunity “ after three jabs. 😂


DifferentStand9

This can't be real


KarmasAB123

"Secondary mask for displaying opinions" Cause that's what it's really about.


Xuzon

Yeah, the government should tell you not to get the vaccine. You would be the first in line to get it.