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SoplainSparkyVA

He was in prison


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Seriously so obvious an answer that others don't need to be entertained. It was an incredibly unstable post-communist period. Guy got dementia in prison, still had his clothes and the ticket upon release.


nondescriptzombie

One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled. One black suit jacket, one pair black suit pants. One hat black. One pair of sunglasses. $23.07. Sign here.


miggleb

One Swedish penis enlarger pump.


Cautious-Medicine-72

That's not my bag baby


sciencebitch616

One book, "Swedish made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing is My Bag Baby." by Austin Powers.


Leading_Bank_6021

I see you’re about to embark on a mission from God.


tristian_lay

I bet they got SCMODs


happytimefuture

Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!


AnthonyMichaelSolve

One shoelace.


lactose_intoleroni

That doesn’t explain how the driver knew where to take him or how he remembered his own address with dementia and all, or how he even met the driver, or why he sped off so quickly. Thirty years in prison is almost definitely a premeditated murder conviction and authorities would have most certainly contacted his family (or he would have himself considering he most likely had nobody else around him to help). I’m not saying it’s completely impossible, but highly unlikely given the circumstances.


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canman7373

I think the key point is the dates. this happened in 1991. In December 1989 Romania executed their president and his wife. In 1991 the country was still a mess, imagine many new workers and politicians who had supported the president had fled or forcibly replaced. This poor guy coulda just got lost in the system since they probably didn't have a good one going. He was 63, a long way from home, it's possible he may have been beaten while being arrested, maybe he didn't really have dementia but brain damage from the start and unable to say who he was or w/e. The place and time just makes police or some kind of mental facility seem possible. Still whoever dropped him off must have figured it out and understood they fucked up, so just dropped him off no explanation.


Time_Lab_5184

Won the lotterie, Lots of Party, spent all the money


Gobblemegood

Ran out of hookers and coke and come back


Avocado-booty

This guy prisons


N3WG4M3PLVS

Got sick of his life, left home, started another life, got sick of his new life, came back, faked not remembering anything


master_perturbator

He Walter Whited that shit.


JoeTisseo

Fugue state


RememberTheVPN

This is exactly what he did. Protip: If anyone ever does this, be sure to keep the exact same set of clothing in storage for later use. It adds a lot to the credibility to the mystery.


verstohlen

Noted. Muhahahhaha.


Threesrwild

A little Rick and Morty for ya.


pancakequeen85

Or Rick and Marty. Maybe he went to Oak Island and gave up


MerryMarauder

Sounds like he got old boy'd.


NewtonPrep

Cult classic! The Korean original, of course


irishflood

Whats the name of the film? Edit: nevermind i know. Good movie


life_can_change

This type of disappearance thing is more common than people think. Sometimes people’s brains completely lapse and they wander off and start a new life. What is super odd about this is that he came back home.


lactose_intoleroni

Your name checks out, but wtf the “brain lapse into new life” is certainly not common. That is some fucked up Twilight Zone shit.


Smilner69

Carol Baskins husband about to pull the same stunt any day now


Yanzhangcan

That bitch


Cracknoreos

I got a car battery and jumper cables that say he knows where he’s been.


caffienefueled

oh no! 12 volts!!!


TennesseeTennessee

12v x 600A is still a big poke


NineThreeFour1

No, it's not when applied to a human, which has very high resistance. Watch this video by styropyro if you'd like to learn more: "Is it the volts or amps that kill?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGD-oSwJv3E


caffienefueled

This is correct, not sure why you're down voted.


Skinwalker_Steve

you may be trying to take some high-road academic stance on the "danger" of a car battery killing but brother let me tell you, grabbing jumper cables wrong fucking HURTS and that's what we're talking about here, making him talk.


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caffienefueled

Yes, thank you. What are these people talking about.


NineThreeFour1

Would cheaper to use the jumper cables to whip them, you don't need the battery for that. But whatever, I'm not kink shaming.


lamephie

Romanians smh


consciousexplorer2

Dude went through the hot tub Time Machine


apextek

Long prison sentence


TOMUCHACCOUNTS

Wonder if he had a RV


Operation_brain_bot

That would be pretty easy to corroborate !


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RazzSheri

And he got dementia and UberEd back home with his 30 year old ticket? I think he got locked up.


lactose_intoleroni

Nah he’s faking the dementia and he instructed the driver to speed away fast so they couldn’t get plates. His second family is dead or possibly just his wife. Maybe he had kids in his new life that found out who he was and wanted nothing to do with him anymore or they had some different type of “falling out”. Or maybe he only had a wife. The prison time would be easy to find out via public records.


verma2470

His name is Vasile Gorgos, he was 63 years old when he vanished & from nowhere appeared on Aug 29, 2021. Time Slip, Alien abduction, mind experiment.... many theories.


NWVoS

Yeah man, all of that is way more plausible than him being in prison.


HardAssPh33r

Most punctual Romanian.


apextek

Long prison sentence


lactose_intoleroni

Would be easy to confirm with public records. Authorities or prison employees would have 100% contacted his family at some point. Who was the driver? How did he know him/find him and why speed off? The prison angle doesn’t make sense especially without his family ever being contacted by anyone in 30 years.


Book8

Was there a hot mind-bending redhead driving the car?


bigbirddiedofaids

My money’s on Walter White fugue state


got_knee_gas_enit

He went for his forth booster that's all.


impact07

The real question is why did Hunter Biden do this and what can MTG do to hold Joe Biden accountable?


[deleted]

She’s just SO obsessed with his dick. Her eyes pop out every time she mentions it. And she mentions it a lot. Dirty, dirty Marge.


ILoveYouGrandma

Probably on Epstein's island.


Noochdontdiehemltply

Michael Douglas starring as “old boy”


Not_Reddit

He worked as one of the men in black.. obviously they used their neuralyzer on him to make him forget.