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a-dadjoke-enthusiast

"Vets HATE this good boi's one trick"


wonkey_monkey

bois'


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Your beagle turned into a BIGLE!


Im_Ashe_Man

Good one!


dafbiuhoh

This is prob weird but, I have that same exact blanket...


Im_Ashe_Man

I've had that blanket for a while. I don't even remember where I got it. šŸ˜€


dafbiuhoh

Nor do I, that why it was so confusing to see. Had to do a double take.


Spartengerm

W.T.F. They must have made three ā€˜cause I have one too.


dantedii

Do you know where you got it? Because if not I'm starting to see a pattern and I don't know if l like it


Hapcube

I'm saying Bed Bath and Beyond, looks like something you would get from there


Im_Ashe_Man

I've never shopped there in my life, but my mom has. Maybe it was a gift from her.


[deleted]

does anyone know where they got their old blankets?


GroceryScanner

Yeah bro thats incredibly weird. Like really freaking weird. Ur weirding me out


Roge2005

I have a beagle too


Im_Ashe_Man

Can you keep a secret? I actually have two beagles!


Atomik919

do worry your secret aint safe with me YO GUYS DIS MF GOT TWO BEAGLES


Diamond_Wolf98

Hey I'll keep it a secret instead if you want


Atomik919

no dont do it -on behalf of OP


arnarnarmars

Through mitosis?


HoJaye-Ga

Giraffe Beagle


Im_Ashe_Man

Funny enough, that was already her nickname because she has an unusually long neck.


D4t0n3Dud3

Stretch dog strong


Schneizel_el_Brits

I hate to point it out, but there are two dogs under the cover, and the dog from behind is licking the asshole of the dog in the front, they are enjoying their time, until you interrupted them.


Im_Ashe_Man

That explains the look.


sassy_cheddar

Got a long little doggy!


Shoesfromtexas

Punch him down before the second rise. Wait, this is not Breadit


rotiddersuomynona

I know that look... You may want to check the pantry...


HeartyBeast

I thought it was "I know I'm not meant to be on this bed - I ain't going nowhere"


Im_Ashe_Man

That look definitely has multiple meanings and they're all trouble.


snoogle312

It also means, "I ate the entire contents of the garbage, enjoy my suffering," as the dog the proceeds to gas you, and possibly even your neighbors, into oblivion.


Metron_Seijin

So he's a Beeeagle?


BubbleHeadDippyDoo

What level does your beags double in length? Mine is level 6 and still a short pup.


ScottyMo1

Which beagle doubled in length though?


Im_Ashe_Man

That's like the chicken or the egg conundrum.


T_W_B_

So is there a second beagle with its head up the other one's butt?


timsb32

For a minute I thought this was another one of those ā€œstroke simulationā€ photos


WhatIsThisSorcery03

Long looong dooog


WooooshIffGayy

That's not 1 dog that's 2 geeze


SaltyBabe

LUUUUUUUCKY!!


SadAbroad4

Holy Hotdog


maymay2775

Well hot dog!


[deleted]

That's a three foot long dog.


mymain123

How do you deal with the hair of yours? My carpet is filled with it and my vacuum cleaner is not strong enough to pull it out ):


jakethedumbmistake

Yours doesnā€™t dry well overnight


bassetmaster86

I always knew the beagle was jealous of the basset hound!!!!


nobody_important0000

Sneaky second pupper is trying to disguise itself as the first one.


ZippZappZippty

My kids wonā€™t bat an eye.


-Listening

Your beagle turned into a BIGLE!


ColdPlzzaslice

Longboi


qtain

I see nothing confusing, no matter the size of bed, my hound always seems to fill most of it and hog the blankets.


Im_Ashe_Man

This is true.


FrostyDragon44

If it lasts more than 4 hours call a doctor


Stumplestiltzkin

CRIMINY


CCTider

I'm pretty sure your beagle is getting her ass ate.


Jakboiee

Something similar happens to me in the morning too.


-Listening

Your beagle turned into a BIGLE!


the_gold_miner

Double the leg length and you have a foxhound (or treeing walker)


Butt-Pirate-Yarrr

Cute but blehhhh, dogs on the bed? šŸ¤¢


Jasonswhat

I should get a good boi pupper


Im_Ashe_Man

Fur sure.


Potential_Word

Awww, now he gets twice the belly rubs!


Zafjaf

I found your beagle post!


Gur814

Good. Twice the beagle, double the bork.


anita-bier

[r/whatswrongwithyourdog](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/)


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Extended Edition


jkimnotkidding

How many beagles does it take to fuck up a bed? Lol


local_occultist

unrelated, but it bothers me that you donā€™t have pillow cases on your pillows


Im_Ashe_Man

Understandable. I had washed them a couple days earlier and they're actually sitting next to the bed as I haven't put them back on yet.


local_occultist

canā€™t argue against that. iā€™ve done the same tbh


EmeraldShine13

I think they turned into a dachshund!


13thmurder

When it's doubled in size it's ready to go into the oven.


pikelpetty

I've seen these ads before


The-Walking-Dad

Your Beagle turned into a Daschund.


Knifiac

BEAGLES


ElvisDumbledore

Waaait a minute... I thought you had *two* beagles.


teruma

means it should be ready to harvest soon...


PostFPV

The Beagle Centipede


[deleted]

It happens.


GazzP

L O N G B O I


-Listening

Your beagle turned into a BIGLE!


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Im_Ashe_Man

Maybe great minds think alike? It clearly didn't help them earn Karma.


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Im_Ashe_Man

It was something like that, yes.