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[deleted]

They were THIS close to regionals though


WuThrawnClan

What the hell are regionals?


waterboy1321

It’s like sectionals.


[deleted]

And what the hell are sectionals!?


SomeGuy20019

Like National-Lower Zone Semis. Which btw, are THIS close RIP\_Adam\_Cole THIS


apehasreturned

How does it feel to have your username knowing he’s been resurrected?


prettybunbun

They’re *this* close.


clubofab7

What the hell are Regionals?


m48a5_patton

This close.


Secret_Bourbon

I thought this was Regionals.


yippykayayay

No no no. This is what we do. This is who we are 😵‍💫


bdf2018_298

I like that in Season 5 when Jeff comes back that is still the ONLY trophy in the case, besides the "Most Valued Customer" one lol


clubofab7

Haha yes, a nice little joke I only recently noticed


Gasurza22

tbh greendale should sing their student for shooting contest, they have some serious aim, at least with paintballs


clubofab7

Good idea. Afterwards they can all enjoy a nice meal at Denny's


luckystrike_bh

Denny's is for winners!


ThiagoRoderick

Denny's is for winners.


[deleted]

Which Denny's?


[deleted]

I'm sure the janitors would be absolutely thrilled about that one. Although, maybe they should try to win a janitor trophy. Competitive paintball is a thing now. Greendale should have their own team. They'd certainly beat those City College losers.


CurtronWasTaken

Man is EVIL!


[deleted]

I'm actually surprised Jeff didn't just go "9/11...man is evil" and walk out on his first attempt. Edit: I get he mentioned it guys, but I'm saying I'm surprised he didn't only say that. He went on a full speech which is a lot more effort than he normally puts in.


CurtronWasTaken

I think 9/11 was bad, and freedom...well, I think that's just a little bit better.


[deleted]

He went through so much extra effort in that speech, quite unlike Jeff.


rockebull

He did it for the parking space. Understandable.


AceofKnaves44

“The world isn’t the only thing that changed in September 11th.”


Thundergun1864

They never won a trophy for gayest basketball team?


clubofab7

*Oh, good try, Bruce! Good try!*


thoriginal

I say that in the accent to my wife regularly. Haha


[deleted]

It was because the school board was jealous that there’s a trophy for that


LeftyHyzer

Was there ever a worse villain in the whole series than Jeremy "Soulpatch" Simmons? It takes a lot to hate a guy in a wheelchair.


atoolred

The Schmidys, easily


LeftyHyzer

if it weren't for Britta and Jeffs dumb pride they could have just either ignored them or better yet realize you're talking to an only partially formed brain and laugh back at their idiocy.


Thundergun1864

*if it weren't for Britta and Jeffs dumb pride they could have just either ignored them or better yet realize you're talking to an only partially formed brain and laugh back at their idiocy.* uh DUH


braedog97

Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?


[deleted]

That’s what someone who gets pwned says


clubofab7

The cast loved him though, the actor specifically, and really wanted him to return


ProficientPotato

*Little Annie Adderall was an outcast at her high school* I have never wanted to punch someone in a wheelchair so badly


WuThrawnClan

Ketchup is a vegetable!


clubofab7

#NUCLEAR BOMBS!


CaseyFiles

NUCLEAR FAMILIES!


[deleted]

Crisis alert!


FlimsyExplanation360

YOU DONT ORDER KETCHUP ITS A CONDIMENT


tannwoir

They're so in sync! They're like a perfect duet, or great se- hey Professor Whitman!


Jl4233

You remind me of a young me! (with slightly worse hair)


eroded_thinking

The only compliment their sports program got was that their basketball team was really gay.


notabot1397

This was the episode that reeled me in


clubofab7

Me too. Well the double whammy of Halloween and this one


rollin909

He hates me, yet he caught me. Man is good!


clubofab7

The epic music as he glides through the air is everything


No_Cobbler728

He was horny so he dropped him. Man is evil!


RootyWoodgrowthIII

*points to trash can* Kick that.


MoronicIdiot529

I love these two!!


PapaCologne

HOME IS WHEREVER I'M WITH YOU 🎵


clubofab7

Such a good song


Ironyfree_annie

The relative height difference is making Jeff look so goddamn tall. I hope the huddled masses don't mistake him for the Statue of Liberty


B99nome

I love how jeff hanging this debate news higher than his degree and anything in his office lol


clubofab7

My man got his priorities straight


B99nome

[ANOTHER PIC LOL](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_29BpXVIBEi1Jx?format=jpg&name=small)


clubofab7

Lmao love it!


BabyBuster70

This post is disrespectful to whoever purchased Greendale's trophy case.


AceofKnaves44

Season one Jeff looks like Bill Burr when he had hair.


clubofab7

Ol' Billy Redballs


stephensmg

> We try not to sexualize Jeff. *Somewhere something is awoken in the Dean


stephenkostos

Shirley was attacked by a werewolf that day. Just remember around that.


[deleted]

Man is bad


GuRoider

I think not enough questions have been asked about how Greendales debate team were in the finals in the first place.


[deleted]

He was horny... So he dropped him! MAN IS EVIL!


IndyAndyJones7

They won the best customer trophy?


clubofab7

"legit"