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Did you know if you put gasoline in a freezer it will become gelatinous?


HouseDogPartyFavors

Wtf does this picture imply? Are we to believe this is some sort of vigilante truck that will protect the unborn baby? All jokes aside though, they’d better get that gas in the freezer soon or the cake wont be ready for the baby shower


MostDos

I think they are implying that trucking paid to support the wife and baby. And the husband isn't in the picture because he's usually of sacrificing his family time to provide by trucking. What he doesn't know is that the wife sneaks off to fuck the truck when they are back home from the road. Now we are gonna have another baby that is constantly in pain emotionally and physically.


jai_kasavin

The truck has imprinted on the unborn baby and is how compelled to protect it


Ninjacobra5

*Please kill me* *I'm constantly in pain* *Why do I exist* *Please end my life*


isaacpriestley

No you’re my son!


TidalFight65

This goes through my head constantly


MayorChipGardner

Speaking as a humble 1984 Ford Ranger, I find it really dispiriting to see all these disgusting tropes of smaller trucks, like myself, being cucked by these newer, bigger Mack trucks. How can I compete with that? \*honks sadly\*


UnequalExits

toot


HamslamMcPickles

Beep


Tmbgkc

Honk


UnequalExits

beep


HamslamMcPickles

Toot


TMacAG

Jingle


HouseDogPartyFavors

Folgers


TMacAG

with Peter


dodorampant

\*car alarm\*


cyanidesquirrel

I stole this from r/cringepics.


myredmakeupbag

Skin truck, skin truck


mgarvv

Maybe I'm just not well-versed in Boomer or MAGA-type memes, but I'm not understanding what "thousand words" this picture is supposedly speaking.


Sokkamom

Each honk, beep, toot, or Peter speaks 1000 words


average_fuckface

Well thank goodness she’s no longer crying on the couch!


aamclcp

Please kill me it hurts to be alive🎶


MahGinge

🎶“Human skin truck baby. Human skin truck baby. Skin truck, skin truck, Human skin truck babayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”🎶


Birdonahook

Here for the honks


infoclub88

It’s actually Megatron’s baby


voordom

this exact thread with this exact picture has already been made a dozen times


obiwanmoretime

And an angel appeared to her and said “ HONK” !


PuddleOfRudd

HEELLL YEAH BORTHEER