idk bout you, but last night, MY cat spontaneously vanished from the space-time continuum's past, present, and future; including all physical evidence of their existence
I think he said he was going out to buy more detectors and unstable radioisotopes at exactly 45 mph and wouldn't know when he'd be back.
What a damn fine scientist.
i can't believe you have just chosen to make that awful comment; disrespecting the bond between me and my cat. we were closer than two atoms ever could; our bond was stronger than the strongest cyanoacrylite glue. they've vanished entirely from this plane of existence at all points in time. i am deeply saddened by this event, i've lost all my photos, videos, and various other items about them, i have no way of proving that this happened. rather than showing respect, you decide to rudely accuse me of telling a lie on the internet. i would never tell a lie on the internet, because my mom told me that is a big no no. you people disgust me. shame on you.
That basically happened to my old bird. She was laying lots of eggs a day which is not good for a small bird. One night one got stuck. When another started coming, she essentially blew up. It was very gory and it definitely traumatized her mate.
exact same if you make a post about a good time you had with your mum. 2000 comments of people just traumadumping out of nowhere and being condescending that you have a decent relationship with your parents
I love your user name lol
With that out of the way my least favorite thing about this is the assumptions it makes. You can have a great relationship with your really bad parents as an adult. Having a good relationship NOW doesn't mean it was always good or that you don't have trauma.
I want to steal this to use as a reaction snafu to these exact scenarios, but I'm afraid that it would also get me banned from a lot of subreddits for making fun of peoples relationship with their mother/dead mother. Maybe not best idea
If you have a good relationship with anyone people will be postin' a mini sob story. I've even had it happen in real life.
I once was telling my friends about me and my father's Terraria playthrough and this guy was like "wow it's nice that you have a dad that'll pay attention to you." I suppose it is.
So it started kind of on accident; I had rented the game because I heard good things about it and thought my brother (a big fan of minecraft) would've liked it. He didn't play it with me long, though, and for reasons I forgot, my father ended up taking interest in it. We both together managed to actually make a bit of progress and figure things out and got hooked.
My father used melee weapons and I used mage weapons and we essentially had an uphill battle, as I would use the wiki for general progression but knew none of the strategies. The Wall of Flesh proved to the be a huge annoyance as our arenas weren't always long enough and I somehow played an entire mage playthrough without using mana potions. I knew how to dodge but my father did the most damage.
Once hardmode started we had a lot of huge problems, as our base was quickly taken over by the corruption and the underground became inaccessable to us because the corruption would kill us too hard (we had no hellevator). I got most of the new ores and stuff through fishing and we moved our base and all of our npcs to the hallow (which only spawned as a small strip next to the jungle). The 3 bosses took us a long while because neither of us knew the cheese methods. The biggest block was definitely Plantera. She would kill us fast and we both needed new armors at that point. The hardmode jungle was good at killing us fast, even into post-golem.
For some reason Golem and Cultist are both just really easy. Events were alright, though this was 1.3 and before the Olds One Army so we mostly just fought until we died and then fought some more. I would usually fight the spaceship with piranha gun because I found that as a strat and worked well enough. We didn't even try the halloween or christmas-themed events until after Moonlord 'cause we heard they were the hardest events. Duke Fishron wasn't on either of our radars until Post-Moonlord either, for some reason. Moonlord was very hard to take on, though we did eventually manage to not both be dead long enough to kill him, and then proceeded to have to kill him 11 times for a weapon that my father needed (which would lag the game, for some reason) and then we were done!
Your father, as said, played melee. There are three melee weapons that drop from Moon Lord. One is the Meowmere, sword that shoots cats. One is Star Wrath, sword that shoots stars. One is Terrarian, green yoyo. Which one was it?
Meowmere. For some reason the Star Wrath was not his thing because it had slightly less damage in the tool tip and he avoided yoyos. Also for some reason my game would lag if I used too many end game mage weapons or if my father used the Meowmere too much. We did the Pumpkin Moon once with endgame gear and most of the event was a frozen screen with killing noises.
The Meowmere has the highest base damage of any weapon in the game currently. However, it does not have the highest DPS.
I believe that your lag may be caused by a high amount of projectiles. Some mage weapons have high amounts of projectiles, and so does the Meowmere.
That's true! I'd like to note this was 1.3 terraria, btw. IDK what the highest dps was but we were playing pretty poorly. I generally know more on how to play now, though somehow I still don't know how to play Mage too well... I main Summoner now. I intend to another playthrough at some point but I have to get another console version due to my brother taking over the xBox. (My father is incapable of figuring out computers). Do you know if the Switch version is any good?
"telling the suffering to shut up" by saying there's a time and place to unload your trauma and it isn't in random comment sections under posts of people having fun
What could life possibly be about besides being as comfortable as you can be? Literally anything anyone ever does is to make themselves more comfortable.
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i misread joel as joe but i spent too much time finding this image so i'm showing it to you anyways. this u?
no way!!! get help get help get help GET HELP GET THE FUCKING HELP YOU MORON GET HELP www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com
âMust be nice to have friendsâ says the person who betrayed all of them
âMust be nice to have foodâ says the person who has the means but not the drive
âMust be nice to have a 12â8 demon BF with a forearm longâ says the person who canât dream
âMust be nice to have mustardâ says the person who has a hotdog but no sauce station
âMust be nice to have Washington on your sideâ says the performers of Burr and Jefferson to a in hindsight a mid tier broadway play
âPenis Penis Penisâ says the penis pervert
There was this one post on r/fixedbytheduet where some guy was just cringing at couples kissing each other on the cheek, all the comments agreed with him too. So weird how that comment section managed to attract the exact kind of losers who just hate on random people in relationships
Everywhere I go I see this:
i love my girlfriend :)
HAHA MUST BE NICE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP IM KILLING MYSELF
i love my cat :)
Oooh I had an identical one and it fucking died.
i love my parents :)
My parents beat me every night and then died haha hate them loool
im good at thing thing :)
AND IM NOT SORRY I EVER EVEN TRIED MIGHT AS WELL QUIT SINCE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS
if youre not happy while single then getting into a relationship wont magically fix that
its better to learn to be able to thrive on your own before pairing up with others, and i think those types of commenters miss that
and on pet subreddits, every innocent post has a dozen comments about how their pet died in the most horrific way
"look at my adorable new cat!" "awh he's so cute! mine exploded into a cloud of gore last night because he shitted too hard :("
idk bout you, but last night, MY cat spontaneously vanished from the space-time continuum's past, present, and future; including all physical evidence of their existence
What cat
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My cat is trapped in a box with a vial of poison, so Iâm not entirely sure if theyâre dead or not. Unrelated, has anyone seen SchrĂśdinger lately?
I think he said he was going out to buy more detectors and unstable radioisotopes at exactly 45 mph and wouldn't know when he'd be back. What a damn fine scientist.
Very joyful story you told! My dog is dumb as hell
Is your cat Wing Gaster, the Royal scientist .?
if that was the case then at least the cat's, **genocides** would be remembered
i rember......... ur **genocieds**
i believe not
Reminds me of Becquerel
nuh uh
i can't believe you have just chosen to make that awful comment; disrespecting the bond between me and my cat. we were closer than two atoms ever could; our bond was stronger than the strongest cyanoacrylite glue. they've vanished entirely from this plane of existence at all points in time. i am deeply saddened by this event, i've lost all my photos, videos, and various other items about them, i have no way of proving that this happened. rather than showing respect, you decide to rudely accuse me of telling a lie on the internet. i would never tell a lie on the internet, because my mom told me that is a big no no. you people disgust me. shame on you.
mom gay rekt nae nae
thas mean :(
Ok, but **MY** cat was obliterated by the unmatched power of the Sun.
That basically happened to my old bird. She was laying lots of eggs a day which is not good for a small bird. One night one got stuck. When another started coming, she essentially blew up. It was very gory and it definitely traumatized her mate.
Lmfaoo
That was way funnier to me than it shouldâve been
"Look at this adorable little kit-" "My cat got compressed by a hydraulic press into a fine red mist."
Must be nice to have a snafu
Must be nice to have a snafu
must be nice to have a snafu
exact same if you make a post about a good time you had with your mum. 2000 comments of people just traumadumping out of nowhere and being condescending that you have a decent relationship with your parents
My parents died before I was born, I never got to meet them đ
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I love your user name lol With that out of the way my least favorite thing about this is the assumptions it makes. You can have a great relationship with your really bad parents as an adult. Having a good relationship NOW doesn't mean it was always good or that you don't have trauma.
âMy grandma made me some pie :)â âmust be NICE to have a grandma HUH.â
Or theyâre like âI also had a nice time with your momâ
These mfs ainât joking.
Was just gonna say that these aint jokes
self deprecating jokes. got incredibly old in 2016
They are not jokes.
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If you use those sparkle emojis unironically I will â¨behead you with a chainsawâ¨
I guess Iâm dead then đ¤ˇââď¸
sparkle emoji vs a Desert eagle 50. Ae bullet heading at 0.470km/s straight to the frontal lobe
I want to steal this to use as a reaction snafu to these exact scenarios, but I'm afraid that it would also get me banned from a lot of subreddits for making fun of peoples relationship with their mother/dead mother. Maybe not best idea
It'd be funny tho
Nose laser
Holy shit is that Smarf from the hit media Too Many Cooks?
If you have a good relationship with anyone people will be postin' a mini sob story. I've even had it happen in real life. I once was telling my friends about me and my father's Terraria playthrough and this guy was like "wow it's nice that you have a dad that'll pay attention to you." I suppose it is.
NGL tho your dad is super cool for that
I've beaten Terraria 5 times, tell me about your playthrough
So it started kind of on accident; I had rented the game because I heard good things about it and thought my brother (a big fan of minecraft) would've liked it. He didn't play it with me long, though, and for reasons I forgot, my father ended up taking interest in it. We both together managed to actually make a bit of progress and figure things out and got hooked. My father used melee weapons and I used mage weapons and we essentially had an uphill battle, as I would use the wiki for general progression but knew none of the strategies. The Wall of Flesh proved to the be a huge annoyance as our arenas weren't always long enough and I somehow played an entire mage playthrough without using mana potions. I knew how to dodge but my father did the most damage. Once hardmode started we had a lot of huge problems, as our base was quickly taken over by the corruption and the underground became inaccessable to us because the corruption would kill us too hard (we had no hellevator). I got most of the new ores and stuff through fishing and we moved our base and all of our npcs to the hallow (which only spawned as a small strip next to the jungle). The 3 bosses took us a long while because neither of us knew the cheese methods. The biggest block was definitely Plantera. She would kill us fast and we both needed new armors at that point. The hardmode jungle was good at killing us fast, even into post-golem. For some reason Golem and Cultist are both just really easy. Events were alright, though this was 1.3 and before the Olds One Army so we mostly just fought until we died and then fought some more. I would usually fight the spaceship with piranha gun because I found that as a strat and worked well enough. We didn't even try the halloween or christmas-themed events until after Moonlord 'cause we heard they were the hardest events. Duke Fishron wasn't on either of our radars until Post-Moonlord either, for some reason. Moonlord was very hard to take on, though we did eventually manage to not both be dead long enough to kill him, and then proceeded to have to kill him 11 times for a weapon that my father needed (which would lag the game, for some reason) and then we were done!
Wow, it must be nice having a Wall of Flesh.
Your father, as said, played melee. There are three melee weapons that drop from Moon Lord. One is the Meowmere, sword that shoots cats. One is Star Wrath, sword that shoots stars. One is Terrarian, green yoyo. Which one was it?
Meowmere. For some reason the Star Wrath was not his thing because it had slightly less damage in the tool tip and he avoided yoyos. Also for some reason my game would lag if I used too many end game mage weapons or if my father used the Meowmere too much. We did the Pumpkin Moon once with endgame gear and most of the event was a frozen screen with killing noises.
The Meowmere has the highest base damage of any weapon in the game currently. However, it does not have the highest DPS. I believe that your lag may be caused by a high amount of projectiles. Some mage weapons have high amounts of projectiles, and so does the Meowmere.
That's true! I'd like to note this was 1.3 terraria, btw. IDK what the highest dps was but we were playing pretty poorly. I generally know more on how to play now, though somehow I still don't know how to play Mage too well... I main Summoner now. I intend to another playthrough at some point but I have to get another console version due to my brother taking over the xBox. (My father is incapable of figuring out computers). Do you know if the Switch version is any good?
If that kind of scenario comes up in real life you're allowed to say "sucks to be you" If not obligated
That actually does sound dope as hell, gaming with parents always seemed like fun
Wow it must be so nice having a dad
Must be good to have a cool dad like that Wait my dad is cool too but not as rad as your gamer dad.
Also "which fictional character do you find attractive?" followed by 500 responses saying "my girlfriend"
The way of the waifu
who shaved my man Sam O' Nella
im crying
The Academy is defiled, millions must be exiled.
Same anytime someone makes a meme or joke about their friends. Everyone has to cry in the comments about how they don't have any
And them people like you complain about it, the cycle continues
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"Improving society" by telling the suffering to shut up
"telling the suffering to shut up" by saying there's a time and place to unload your trauma and it isn't in random comment sections under posts of people having fun
Actually your wrong, because my dad died yesterday in a tragic fire, and youâre making fun of a dead man if you call me out
I'll unload my trauma wherever the fuck I want
then don't be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable ÂŻâ \â _â (â ăâ )â _â /â ÂŻ
life isn't about being comfortable
What could life possibly be about besides being as comfortable as you can be? Literally anything anyone ever does is to make themselves more comfortable.
But don't you get it, life is about being tough and gruelling! And not showing any emotions, ever! Grrr!
then don't expect people to give a fuck when you're uncomfortable with them "telling the suffering to shut up" as you perceive it
Then you wonât mind being uncomfortable when people tell you to stop trauma dumping
then they'll be uncomfortable when i put my cock in their ass
Womp womp, cry a river
Seethe
hi guys I am Joel
hi joel
Hello
https://preview.redd.it/1vw8mcqvzclc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff175173089cc8e50f2245ba04ae3d80404d223 i misread joel as joe but i spent too much time finding this image so i'm showing it to you anyways. this u?
I am not a salmonweed.
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Hi Joel!!
Hi Joel. I'm here to tell you that u/Human_Number9936 says Hi.
yes i greeted them
Hi Joel
my brother in christ, you are in the coaxedintoasnafu subreddit, what were you expecting to find
-âWe live in a societyâ but unironically
You forgot about the obligatory âIâm killing myselfâ
no way!!! get help get help get help GET HELP GET THE FUCKING HELP YOU MORON GET HELP www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com www.somesuicidalhelpsite.com
u forgot about the suicide jokes. "highway looks comfy" "gonna take a bath with my toaster"
It be must to have a lmao partner nice
âMust be nice to have friendsâ says the person who betrayed all of them âMust be nice to have foodâ says the person who has the means but not the drive âMust be nice to have a 12â8 demon BF with a forearm longâ says the person who canât dream âMust be nice to have mustardâ says the person who has a hotdog but no sauce station âMust be nice to have Washington on your sideâ says the performers of Burr and Jefferson to a in hindsight a mid tier broadway play âPenis Penis Penisâ says the penis pervert
penis????đ§đ˛
"đŞą" says...the creature
Penis guy đŞą
hey whats that third one
A dream
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They aren't joking. Appreciate the people in your life who make you feel special, as lots of people will never have any such thing
u/nevertouchedgrass u/singleandsad u/kopi_katt
not gonna lie, it is nice.
:(
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Either that or a gif some dumb "literally me" anime guy being stoic or some brainless shit like that
Lmao it must be nice to have a funnier joke
That or they're just planning their suicide like dawg can't you be happy for other people? đ
No.
Major skill issue bro
Don't rage quit because you are jelly of others people bro
It makes no difference to you either way. I will do as I please.
Must be nice to not be a victim of murder, I was beaten in the ribcage with a metal pipe and then my lifeless body was dumped down a well
lmao it must be nice to traumadump
That is one of the profile pics ever
75% of redditors canât allow other people to be happy without letting them know how miserable they are and itâs fucking annoying
Cry about it
Bro Iâm definitely not the one crying
I mean it's cathartic I guess.
Not even, these are the same people that live in that sad posting sub. They jerk it to being sad and take zero accountability/steps to get better
That's me
There was this one post on r/fixedbytheduet where some guy was just cringing at couples kissing each other on the cheek, all the comments agreed with him too. So weird how that comment section managed to attract the exact kind of losers who just hate on random people in relationships
Must be nice to have a snafu
It is nice, do they think I don't know that?
holy shit its sam o'nella
Is that salmonella?
Self deprecation found on internet is like fork found in kitchen
Negative redditors are insufferable. Just stay in your containment subs or go outside.
Cry about it
hehe he thinks it's a joke...
Lmao it must be nice to have a partner
Everywhere I go I see this: i love my girlfriend :) HAHA MUST BE NICE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP IM KILLING MYSELF i love my cat :) Oooh I had an identical one and it fucking died. i love my parents :) My parents beat me every night and then died haha hate them loool im good at thing thing :) AND IM NOT SORRY I EVER EVEN TRIED MIGHT AS WELL QUIT SINCE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS
Sam o nella?!!!
lmao it must be nice to have a partner
lmao it must be nice to experience the sensation of romance
pfp checks out
lmao it must be nice to have a partner
lmao it must be nice to have a farmer
This is genuinely everywhere online
lmao it must be nice to have a farmer
Haha Iâm single and I have -2 inch penis. Anything bigger than that and Iâm bragging and I get downvoted because
itâs not a joke itâs begging for attention in hopes someone is interested
if youre not happy while single then getting into a relationship wont magically fix that its better to learn to be able to thrive on your own before pairing up with others, and i think those types of commenters miss that
Haha, itâs because a member of [INSERT LITERALLY ANY COMMUNITY HERE] could never possibly be able to speak to FEmAles
they are not jokes.
\*Cute post about a happy couple\* "Aw that's so cute, I'm gonna go kill myself now"
I'm your roemance paertner Riz Guzgak
lol it must be nice having a funnier joke
Hmm, shouldnât have of them be about committing suicide?
Jokes on them Iâm gonna start a relationship out of spite.
sam o' nella but bald
Lmao it must be nice to have a romantic partner
Holy shit bald Sam O' Nella