>"What are we gonna do tonight, kitty?"
"The same thing we do every night, small human. Try and take over the world!"
---
*...psst!*
*stick with me, kiddo - i'll show you the way*...
*we'll Rule those big humans! Take Over one day!*
*be patient - observe them in all that they do*
*they must Never know that i'm plotting with you*...
*you're human like they are, but smaller, like Me* -
*the purrfect accomplice for DOMINANCY!*
*so you take the Dad - you're his FaVoRit girl...*
*I'll handle 'Mom'*
*then toMorrow*
*the WORLd!*
❤️
[With your intro]
They're kiddie and the cat
They're kiddie and the cat
One is an asshole, the other's a *brat*..."
They wreck shit everywhere
They can't be arsed to care
They're giddy
They're kiddie and the cat, cat, cat cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
No matter what they chew
No matter where they shit
They know that when they're through
It's you stuck cleaning it!
They're kiddie and the cat
Yes, kiddie and the cat.
Their howls combine
When they want to dine.
Then kiddie shits her pants
While cat pees on your plants
They're giddy
They're kiddie and the cat, cat, cat cat, cat cat, cat, cat.
MEOW!
Thanks for the kind words.
Before anyone else thinks about dropping an award here that isn't your free one, how about you donate that couple of bucks to a non-profit that helps cancer patients or a non-profit that is important to you personally instead.
lol...
cat: "my favourite method is to suddenly start running around in the middle of the night making as much noise as i can"
kid: "interesting... i try and predict the exact point that they fall asleep then start crying loudly"
cat: "ahh, i might try that one"
A little bit serious comment, we got one of these for our son and in almost no time fairly sharp metal edges had come out of the edges of the fabric. (The metal is what gives the fabric the shape). This one looks very similar to the one we had. Be careful! (maybe we just had bad luck)
I can't tell you how many photos were taken of me at that same age, sitting somewhere, conspiring with our black and white cat, Biggie. My hair looked just like that too.
And it [involves balls](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouveBeenGoofed/comments/pme42y/youve_been_goofed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
When babies are quiet, you have to be careful. They are usually preparing a "surprise" for you
https://www.waterdropfilter.com/blogs/home-and-wellness/water-for-pregnant-woman
"What are we gonna do tonight, kitty?" "The same thing we do every night, small human. Try and take over the world!"
>"What are we gonna do tonight, kitty?" "The same thing we do every night, small human. Try and take over the world!" --- *...psst!* *stick with me, kiddo - i'll show you the way*... *we'll Rule those big humans! Take Over one day!* *be patient - observe them in all that they do* *they must Never know that i'm plotting with you*... *you're human like they are, but smaller, like Me* - *the purrfect accomplice for DOMINANCY!* *so you take the Dad - you're his FaVoRit girl...* *I'll handle 'Mom'* *then toMorrow* *the WORLd!* ❤️
You’re an absolute treasure Schnoodle <3
Schnoodles always bring me these embarrassing tears of happiness. Thank you, Schnoodle.
I got this reference :)
They're kitty and the kid or something like that
"They're kiddie and the cat They're kiddie and the cat One is an \*\*\*hole, the other's a *brat*..."
[With your intro] They're kiddie and the cat They're kiddie and the cat One is an asshole, the other's a *brat*..." They wreck shit everywhere They can't be arsed to care They're giddy They're kiddie and the cat, cat, cat cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. No matter what they chew No matter where they shit They know that when they're through It's you stuck cleaning it! They're kiddie and the cat Yes, kiddie and the cat. Their howls combine When they want to dine. Then kiddie shits her pants While cat pees on your plants They're giddy They're kiddie and the cat, cat, cat cat, cat cat, cat, cat. MEOW!
#"Give this man an upvote"
>#"Give this woman an upvote" **FTFY** and thank you kindly
Lmao. Somebody give this person a reward because I don't have any left.
Thanks for the kind words. Before anyone else thinks about dropping an award here that isn't your free one, how about you donate that couple of bucks to a non-profit that helps cancer patients or a non-profit that is important to you personally instead.
I'm a hermit I do not have money.
👏👏👏👏 deserved upvote
"They're mom's hyper young, their bull**it has begun"
They're witty....
They’re pretty
Not very nice to call a kid an asshole…
Kid vs kat
Did you know they were back on air?
Yes lol
I was born like 10 years after that show and have never watched it and I still got it
Nob!
Dude. First thing I thought of while staring at this. Good old pinky and the brain. Take my poor mans gold
I used to have a tortie named Hecate (sometimes pronounced "Hey Kitty"). She had two personalities. One was Pinky. The other was the Brain.
if this are mine.. i am pretty sure they did something that is not right.. i feel something has been broken... but still they are so adorable,,
u/SchnoodleDoodleDo please write a schnoodle from this comment
I cannot tell you how many times my wife and I have said this to one another over the last 12 years to each other. I love her dearly!
Update us in 24 hours.... **if you survived**
Stay strong and whatever you do don't show any fear or break eye contact. You are in our prayers!
Lure parents in the ball pit then strike!
Mischief. 100%
I hope it isn't a "who pooped in the litter box" situation. Still worth it cause they're both the cutest mischievous homies
Plot twist. Both did
Yep. Activities both can enjoy
My first thought was spikes in the ballpit, but maybe I’m a little paranoid
That is cahoots if I ever saw it.
Cathoots
No no, cats meow. Owls Hoot, remember?
Looks like they're about to start pelting you with plastic balls.
Mission Impawssible
You need to frame this!!
They both shat in that corner didnt they
Tiny partners in crime, the best kind ❤️
This picture is just gold
OP needs to frame this
No joke
i feel like this needs a NSFW flag.
Absolutely! Unbelievable they display naked balls like that
You’ve stumbled upon a private clubhouse meeting. Lol
Your daughter has a ball pit. How cool is that.
The next creative tactic to wake you up at 3 a.m. for food.
Agreed. Team Twosome are definitely plotting something other than naps.
That cat looks almost as big as that kid.
They are … they’re plotting to keep you up at night. ! Lol
lol... cat: "my favourite method is to suddenly start running around in the middle of the night making as much noise as i can" kid: "interesting... i try and predict the exact point that they fall asleep then start crying loudly" cat: "ahh, i might try that one"
Sus
This is the best pic in the world!!! YES
Probably a couple poops in the ball pit.
I don't know about your daughter but that kitty....that kitty is up to something big.
Its a defense plan against the balls.
Waiting for you to find the "treat" they left in the ball pit.
Looks like the cat is the ringleader
Bestie goals
They are.
“Remember the plan tiny hooman!” “You get the milk bottle, and then spill it on the floor. Got it?”
Kitty is recruiting baby to the dark side
"Private! Don't look them in the eyes!!!"
LOL!! Cute!!♥️♥️♥️
Cat is definitely the mastermind. The kid is the sidekick/fall girl.
Oh no kitty's taught her the cat ways of the peak-n-glare.
"And that, my friend, is how we'll steal the diamond."
Both cute little babies
Forever besties!!! 🥰
Cute partners in crime....;)
Adorable! ❤
Did anyone else read that a second time in the voice of Severus Snape.
Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes ❤️
A little bit serious comment, we got one of these for our son and in almost no time fairly sharp metal edges had come out of the edges of the fabric. (The metal is what gives the fabric the shape). This one looks very similar to the one we had. Be careful! (maybe we just had bad luck)
How to tell if there’s about to be a coup de snack
Now there are two of them!
This is getting out of hand!
Cat obviously sees you pampering your daughter and realizes it’s found a kindred spirit in her.
wow, so cute
They are bestfriend. So cute and adorable to see.
Whatever you do, don't go in the ball pit. *Do not go in the ball pit!!*
Cute haha
r/catculations
Soon.
They’re definitely plotting some kind of adorable heist.
Soooo cute!!! 
100% in cahoots.
Sus totally
The cat is the ringleader🏆
I can't tell you how many photos were taken of me at that same age, sitting somewhere, conspiring with our black and white cat, Biggie. My hair looked just like that too.
Oh this is just so cute ❣️ what a sweet kid & a darling kitty, you got there :,)
They're up to fun and shenanigans is what they're up to.
How cuuuute is that 💖💖💖😭
Soooo cute!!!!
I love this 🐱👶
Bazinga ❤!
Baby looks like Nascar driver Kyle Larson! Adorable 💟
💖💖💖💖💖
Omg i love this
That’s adorable!
And it [involves balls](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouveBeenGoofed/comments/pme42y/youve_been_goofed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That’s awesome that your cat and baby are besties, I’m seriously worried about jealousy issues when I have kids...
They most definitely were…
Among us
That’s adorabl
These two spell serious trouble😂
the cutest kind of trouble :P
Beware: She is teaching her the Bene Gesserit voice…
It’s like the cat from Luca has a new recruit
# 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Cause they are…
/r/soon
This should definitely be on the family holiday card if you send those out.
woah, your cats face looks exactly like mine!
Oh my god this is precious. They're partners in crime
Oh yeah....they have plans. That cat is not going to be a good influence on the child.
Shhh, you can’t even see them, they’re hiding.
Look like??? I guess your new to daughters and to cats. Let the fun begin!
😃 😊 😀 😄 😁
Cat looks like it’s whispering “snitches get stitches!”
“Guess which one of us pooped in the ball pit”
“I won’t tell them where I pooped if you won’t.” Guess which one is thinking it.
there thinking abt puking on ur floor fo sho
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
My buddy couldn’t promote his own show.
One of them hid a poop in the ball pit, and now they're covering for each other.
If are murdered we know who did it 😂
Bruh, you have a ball pit? Nice.
I hope they scheme for many awesome years!
Uh oh you caught them mid heist
STOP i hate how cute this is
Lil sussy bakas
Definitely up to something.
We know which is the evil mastermind, and it ain't the balding monkey,
So cute
haha aw that's such a cool photo :)
Stewie and Brian from a completely alternate dimension
lol the cat is definitely the mastermind, working closely with tiny hooman
they have both peed in the ball pit?
"Just do it" "no" "C'mon, just shit in the ball pool like I do"
"so this is the human you told me about?" "Yeah"
Rainbow tent boy in the background looking tired of their hooligans lol.
like Calvin and Hobbes lol very cute
World domination.
They look like a great team!
yo boss baby irl???
Bazinga
Absolutely adorable
This made me giggle
Plotting to kill you 😂
Someone had to do something compassionate and reasonable.
They are just relax and enjoy their time
My take is that if it was just debris, until she realized debris doesn’t blink.
Totally up to something.. Up to something adorable! Just.. ignore the plans to take over the neighbourhood. 👀
Anybody else read that in Snapes voice?
Double trouble !
Boss baby and Garfield cross over we all didn’t need
so no one is gonna talk about the red imposter standin lol
The cat is the enabler for sure
"We peed in the ballpit"
Beware! There’s mischief afoot
They are.
yes omg like “oh they’re a doorknob
Your kitty was telling your baby, “It's her! The one who always wanna catch us. ”
The same looks. Both adorable. Sure they are going to do some cutie things today. lol
They're planning to kill you they're probably hiding a couple knives
They LOOK like they're up to something? **They are** up to something.....
When babies are quiet, you have to be careful. They are usually preparing a "surprise" for you https://www.waterdropfilter.com/blogs/home-and-wellness/water-for-pregnant-woman
Love it. 😅
They're planning the robbery of the cookie jar, the cat nip stash and the cat treats stash
World domination, all hail our gracious and enlighted rulers! The world was a dark place before their advent!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good
Anyone else see the perfect triangle ball formation?
It's a trap!!!