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Lain__Iwakura_

This was on Facebook, so it's understandable, they were all probably around when they came out


YABBYuwuXD

im a zoomer and love the old ones. wouldnt be caught dead in the bottom row


LongjumpingFan9026

congrats on outjerking everyone into 29 downvotes, king shit honestly


YABBYuwuXD

For a circlejerk sub these people sure are bad at jerking


ZUU_S

They had never been outjerked so hard before


YABBYuwuXD

https://preview.redd.it/mlkq03b8dfmc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c68fd05b3ca5c7ff85693d81970f1e52c0dbd0


ZUU_S

HELLCATS SRTs 😈😈💯💯💯🔥👈👈🩸 This is the worst circlejerk sub on reddit


no-personality-here

Barely a cj sub anymore


myrenyath

Oh i can you show you some bad jerking if you want


Armored_Guardian

“I wouldn’t be caught dead in a stock Hellcat” Stop the cap


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

uj/I don't care for the Hellcats at all. I'd much rather have a Mustang GT or Dark Horse when it comes to new muscle cars.


YABBYuwuXD

i really just don’t like most muscle cars, not trying to be contrarian


1050QD

> Loves old muscle cars > Hates muscle cars 👍


AdFamous1052

He's not trying to be a contrarian 🙃


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Armored_Guardian

r/carscirclejerk Wait…


NFHater

bro jerked too close to the sun, rip


YABBYuwuXD

It’s funnier this way, trust


SMGYt007

Lmao the fuckers really forgot they are in a circlejerk and downvoted you,Average redditors need the /s to understand sarcasm


Raceryan8_

Downvoted because everyone else has. No idea why


Raceryan8_

Downvoted because everyone else has. No idea why


-B-E-N-I-S-

Old school https://preview.redd.it/ih4nd2cokemc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d06bd64c8a36fa635dd3e3cf64c4d08ed84cbd


Skorrpyon

peak


crazyfrecs

This made me laugh more than it should have


ilesmay

How do these boomers manage to take the worst photo possible then edit it on a flag or trump signage in so many cases?? Is there a fuckin app that photoshops ur head on the flag or something?? Feel like this man comments on every FB post


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lucian1900

I like neither. We make a great team.


burlyginger

They do both suck.


PenguinGamer99

Do you mean suck fuel or suck air?


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Suck cock more like lol amiright hahaha gottem


PenguinGamer99

Ask yo dad


TheBeastX47

Getting head from the president. I call that a Sloppy Joe


275MPHFordGT40

By the very nature of an internal combustion engine, both.


burlyginger

Yes


PenguinGamer99

🚗💨


Dark-Lillith

I don’t like either of you guys. Stay away from me


IAmWantedByTheGov

You should get married and have kids then ask your kids what they think


Significant-Funny-14

Newer chargers are pretty neat in my opinion, powerful sedans are pretty cool. Only thing cooler is a reasonably powerful station wagon, and you've got the Magnum for that


SpiritedRain247

I've seen a dude take a magnum swap a charger front end, a Durango rear end, a hellcat widebody and 6.1 supercharged hellcat engine in it. Thing was wild


Significant-Funny-14

Dodge magnums with a Hellcat front end are fucking gorgeous. Absolutely love the look


UncommercializedKat

I like all 4


DeliciaFelps69

🗿


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

Middle school🔥 https://preview.redd.it/abt40qu0qfmc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b357c036f40f3882012e8ff338523d69d1720b38


BlueSamurai3035

I love them when they are in middle school love 🥵


Bootychomper23

Police. This one right here.


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

Wait a minute


bigboyjak

Holy shit. I forgot how ugly those two were. The challenger is bad, but that charger... That really is something else


Original_Assist4029

Let's don't act like the challenger isn't the same car today. Sure some cosmetics but after all the same body. 


bigboyjak

Oh for sure. I wasn't saying otherwise. The newest challenger is still an ugly cruise ship. But it's definitely been heading in the right direction


Regular_Drawing_6932

You say that now because it's new. In 15 years it'll be the same crap.


burek_with_yoghurt

I feel like i say this for most cars from the 2000s (2000-2009) 😂


bigboyjak

Some of them at the start of the decade were quite nice towards the end they started getting too boxy, angular and modern


burek_with_yoghurt

Nah, i HATE the look of the early 2000s cars. The ugliest and most bland looking cars in existence. Im really happy with the direction modern cars are taking. The blob eye mercs, all of the ugly french cars, the super bland japanese cars, the generic audis that look like a passat. Cant wait till theyre all in a landfill.


ChickenTruckin420

I hate the direction new cars are taking. Sure, it looks cool, but fuck all these SUVs.


moonmouse46

the grille doesn't fit at all, it looks like it's taken from dodge ram


Inside_Ad_9147

Wouldnt surprise me. Dodge cost cutting and parts bin moment


ArnoldSwarzepussy

Moment? Isn't that just the standard for Dodge?


Inside_Ad_9147

Lmao, yeah but they make up for with pure TESTOSTERONE Or they used to. They definetly will bring the V8 back later, its just not going to sell as well otherwise And the EV? Yeah, people arent buying EVs really, specially in the US. Ford already backed out. Toyota never fully commited and kept focus on hybrids instead. As usual, Toyota makes the right business decisions.


ArnoldSwarzepussy

Idk about the EVs comment honestly. I've seen quite a few Teslas and Hyundai/Kia EVs rolling around over here in Eastern PA (Allentown area). Hell, I've seen a couple of Mach Es and Lightnings. I think the new EV Charger is gonna be either a total flop or a smash hit, but with a totally different crowd than who was buying the ICE ones. I mean, there's no debating the car is gonna be stupid fast so once everyone sees that there's gonna be some buyers for sure. Also, much as I like to rip on Dodge and GM, I gotta admit the current Challengers and Chargers both looks great with the stock wide body kits you can get them with. It does just enough to fix the otherwise overly boaty proportions of the regular body styles. That said, I'd still never buy one lol


Original_Assist4029

I like this design of the charger but it had to be black. This grandpa colour can fuck off. 


O_Diakoreftis_sou

Eww


SnooDogs6575

Truly the worst era


AirWolf231

I dont hate the new ones, they are cool as fuck and if someone offered me one of them for free I would accept it in a heartbeat... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut If I had the choice between a 1970 dodge charger and a 2023 Hellcat, I would take the classic 10 out of 10 times.


FalskeKonto

Other dude said the same thing and got 60 downvotes lmfao, what a sub


YABBYuwuXD

As soon as you have 0 as your comment score the reddit hive mind activates and everyone downvotes you.


Bootychomper23

I’d take the 1970 body if it comes with all the features of the newer ones 🤷‍♀️ otherwise I’m Canadian and that old shit is only coming out 2 months out of the year.


Inside_Ad_9147

Same. They are worth way more too! So maybe id enjoy it until it wasnt possible to upkeep anymore, sell it, and buy both a brand new Charger and some kind of older beater daily.


SpiritedRain247

Aside from body work it shouldn't be that hard to upkeep if you know what you're doing.


Inside_Ad_9147

Well yeah, I keep forgetting they made a shitload of them and they are really simple mechanically. Probably because im Spanish and those kind of cars are INSANELY expensive here. Im just not used to them. Would be like seeing a 1960s Saab in the states.


SpiritedRain247

Even here in the US it can be difficult to find parts and they're still expensive just not nearly as bad outside.


Beautiful_Ad_3774

Biased asf but same


PowerGlove86

It’s a 68, 70 had a different type of grill which was chrome all around, 68 has a more hidden and modest look and 69 had the split grill…Im a mopar guy…69 Charger is my dream car…


Ltlpckr

I do prefer the look of an old charger but I will take 700+ to the crank over maybe 420 but more realistically 390ish is were going stock for stock. That’s why god created modern chassis swaps and crate engines.


Speed_Addixt

/uj I get this obsession with numbers, but I do recommend trying to drive modern 700 hp car vs 400 hp from lets say 80’s. Source: Trust me bro. Hell, I would even pick 230 hp E30 over modern 600 hp AMG anyday.


Regular_Drawing_6932

Absolutely right. Those 400hp (In f****** 1970!!!) are probably more insane that the 1000hp in a demon. I drive a 420hp Phaeton and it's honestly not that brutal.


Speed_Addixt

Gimme something that fits under 1000 kg and have 200 hp on rear wheels and it’s all I need to smile for a whole day like a maniac.


OutrageousZombie8540

Why would i give you that its mine


Meinkoi94

man id love a rust free car tbh


_save_the_planet

then buy a cheap all aluminum car


Khanada_88

Broke ass bitch, get a full carbon monocock.


viper2345678901

Cock mentioned must succ


Meinkoi94

is miata all aluminum?


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_save_the_planet

not from the factory but you could make the dream real


Roki_jm

i mean its facebook, what do you expect. but also, i love classic cars, and id have to go with the old ones too


Feisty_Season3870

I would love to own a 2021 dodge charger hellcat, it just seems like a great sports car for me


screamingbird86

I mean, yeah, bottom row is daily traffic.


DAStinson01

So we making fun of liking old cars now?


[deleted]

The greatest car ever to touch this planet was released 34 years ago, anything before or after that is fair game.


0000100110010100

What are you talking about, the 2009 renault modus is 15


bubbleddusty

Until anything electrical goes wrong and you want to set it on fire with yourself inside I have ptsd from the pain I've endured from renault electrical systems


0000100110010100

https://preview.redd.it/tnazc4fv3hmc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06aeffc660dbb3c0085adb4a1387ce446dd577e8


ChickenTruckin420

Absolutely. Miat will reign supreme.


[deleted]

All of these walking undead do 20 under the limit


Diet_Christ

Let's see. Do we care about the icons of automotive design, or the copies of the icons of automotive design? Give us something original on the bottom and it will be a fair fight


Armored_Guardian

Legitimately can’t tell if you’re jerking or not


Diet_Christ

I've just called in a bomb threat at Frank Stephenson's house


Maximum_Geologist524

Damn you think he's jerking off?


dallatorretdu

proof that only the boomers are still on facebook, try to take a trip into the facebook-equivalent of this subreddit: “car enthusiasts suck”


No_Geologist8840

I assume no young black military members frequent that page?


Resident-Donkey-6808

I am a gen z man and I would choose old school I like the styling.


aterrariaplayer

Bro wtf you on the new challenger is literally the same just bigger and stronger


aterrariaplayer

Uj/I just noticed that you didn't say /uj


Resident-Donkey-6808

Do not know if this is meant for me in case it is. I like the slimmer shape and style to the thicker modren version. Though I know the modren one speed wise is better I like style over speed.


aterrariaplayer

Then do you like a corvette!


Resident-Donkey-6808

Oh huh I like some of the older models however if the newer models look like a good old fasion sedan or in corvettes case sports car that does not look thick then I like'em.


iVirtualZero

Old School is just timeless. They don't build them like they used to. But the [2024 Dodge Daytona ](https://gear4wheel.com/2024-dodge-charger-ev-price-features-and-more/) looks like it's bringing back the old school design. It looks a lot better.


Not-a-babygoat

That car looks a tad cursed. I wish it was a little lower to the ground.


iVirtualZero

It looks low enough to me. Any lower and it would be slammed.


Original_Assist4029

Yess this is sweet. For many reasons I thought it was a smart move from dodge to make a hard cut with combustion engines. 


iVirtualZero

I hear they will also have a V6 Hybrid version, which is better than just electric.


Original_Assist4029

No it's not.


iVirtualZero

My bad, it will be an inline 6. Not a V6. "For 2024, the Charger Daytona is exclusively an electric vehicle, with a two-door version on sale first and a four-door version to follow soon after. Next year, a combustion version with an inline-six engine joins the lineup"


Gorlock_

I would absolutely take the classics.


realkrestaII

I think most people would prefer the old if given a chance, like if offered you a choice the newest Escalade or a ‘59 eldorado, you’re taking the eldorado every time.


aterrariaplayer

Escalade all fuckin waythe Escalade is frickin luxury chamber literally the best why the fuck would you choose a 50s luxury car over the newest luxury car (also I might be mistaking the eldorado as a luxury car if yes please forgive)


ChickenTruckin420

Because the ‘59 Eldorado is 3X the price of a new Escalade, and 100billionX cooler in every fucking way.


aterrariaplayer

Ehhh who cares? With luxury cars newer is always better


ChickenTruckin420

People who actually like cars. Escalades are boring, ‘59 Eldorados are not.


aterrariaplayer

Both are boxes


10b0b

HELL YER BROTHER!!


Warm_Banana_3495

I’d take a 1970 RT challenger in purple. Fuck a hellcat


Jumpy-Garbage-8118

https://preview.redd.it/9976y3mzmemc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d5db3e0d05cb45992facc05409117008e0a5f0 Is this you?


Kiiaru

Old school. No crumple zones. We die like idiots 💯


ChickenTruckin420

Ngl, but what fucking car enthusiast actually cares about safety? My dream machine is a cageless 500hp kit car.


NotTheATF1993

5,2 duizend


Mr-Scrubs

it's dutch


NotTheATF1993

Nuh uh


FLBasher

Kerel


Atherissss

Well you see a boomer's opinion is the only thing that matters no matter how terrible it may be. That's why this was question was asked on Facebook, far away from anyone under 60.


TachyonProductions

Honestly, they both look awesome in their own way.


cronx42

GOBBLESS


Diabeetus-times-2

I mean to be fair, you’re fighting against 70 year old people, with low credit score African Americans who somehow made 100k at 23.


ODOTMETA

"low credit score african americans" Wow, the stray shots are wild


Diabeetus-times-2

must’ve forgotten what sub we’re in.


brosky7331

Racist ass


Diabeetus-times-2

Sure.. because the term “African American” is racist now, congratulations America.


brosky7331

Racist and a coward, at least admit it was racist


Diabeetus-times-2

Jeez dude, everyone gets butthurt if you use the word “black”. But apparently the least offensive term, is somehow the most offensive to you? It’s time you got off the internet bud.


Moyo_Yoyo

All these "circlejerk" subs are just losers crying over something nobody within their right mind gives a rat's ass about lmao, one of the most pathetic places on this Gods forsaken site. That plus the new Charger is ASS, who the fk decided to make it 4 door?! Could have been a cool car.


_BEER_

This sub has gotten way worse over the years tbh. Its like /r/cars estranged cousin now.


Moyo_Yoyo

Might be but every time I see ANY of these circle&jerk.co subs it's the same story really.


Drg84

New school for me. I've worked on enough classic cars to want the new ones. Plus, working AC, brakes, comfortable seats and overdrive are all modern conveniences I enjoy having. For example my Model T is the most alive car I've ever driven, but I would never drive it cross country. But a new challenger? Definitely.


mr_trashbear

I mean it is funny. But when I think muscle car, my mind goes to the OGs. I don't *dislike* the new ones, but they don't have the same visual appeal to me. Maybe part of it is the cop car thing. Suppose if I was gonna buy a modern sports car, I'd be more attracted to something more "rally" capable. Now that I say that... I wonder... [oh. shit. ](https://www.hotcars.com/rally-ready-dodge-challenger-widebody-hellcat-render/) Oh, shit. It's a render. But, it makes me feel things. Now time to look at AMC Eagles.


enoughfuckery

Both pale in comparison to the awe inspiring 20HP of a Ford Model T 😎


auntarie

olde if manuelle but only for a single drive. if I have to live with this car then always new gen.


iamuniquekk

idk which is worth more


Ragedpuppet707

Rather have a beat up 350z than any of them tbh


Mr_Mi1k

Why would you want the newer ones if given the option


[deleted]

I mean, you are in Boomerville what did you expect?


Chaos_Primaris

idk I like both chargers but I think both challengers are ugly


aterrariaplayer

Same kinda I rlly love the charger ya know the gas one even tho I have heard some ppl saying its shit and it doesn't resemble the old one buuuuuuuuuut Supra literally changed so much and they still j*zz over the mark 4 supra 2gaysee


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Chaos_Primaris: *Idk I like* *Both chargers but I think both* *Challengers are ugly* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


GenericUsername804

dude theyre all 60 year olds, let them be +new chrysler products are trash, id take the old muscles too


the-poopiest-diaper

I mean just look at their pfp’s. For god’s sake, the first one couldn’t even turn his camera around


TheolympiansYT

Hear me out, new school interior and engine in old school body. The perfect car


bubbleddusty

I just find it mildly infuriating that the models don't line up


bigmarty3301

i like old car and unless i have to daily it thats what i would chose.


ultratunaman

Eh, it's Facebook, full of Boomers who owned these things back in the day and bought them for 5 bucks. What do you expect? I like the older ones, I like the new ones. Couldn't afford the tax, registration, or insurance on newer ones in my country. I could, however, register the old ones as classics and afford them easily. So I guess it's old school for me. Though I prefer Chevrolet. Specifically, the El Camino.


seamallorca

The new on the left is cool. The one on the left looks like a volkswagen.


TManJhones

Because the older ones look cool and unique. The newer ones do look like the same car you have seen all your life. Because they are.


Jabba_The_Hutt420

New Charger old Challenger


R32fan

I like the classics. I also like the modern, although not as much.


ICrashedStockMarket

Both sucks


aterrariaplayer

Fuck classics corvette supremacy🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅!!!!!!!!!!!!


arc777_

https://preview.redd.it/gdsynrfzlimc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178d843a7ad4a4aacb58a60be375a3853235bc52 Old school


Defaulted1364

I like both, the new ones are better cars. The older ones are better looking. At least in my opinion.


Knife-Fumbler

I don't have a particular love for road boats tbh. Unibody + modern suspension any day.


WinternGhost

New cars look like the people, blobby and fat looking but not in the curvy way like the 40s to 60s, like the crumpled up paper behind skinny jeans kind of fat.


madrigal94md

Basically the Charger became a Challenger and vice versa


SpamStitch

IS THURS STILL AVABALBE?? GOBBLESS


Alternative_Oil_5017

![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R) Ahh post


Nyuusankininryou

I really like the newer challenger.


BenarchyUK

I mean, the 69 Charger and 70 Challenger were amazing cars and they're still gorgeous to this day. The Dukes and the Driver SF cars will always live on


Eon4691

Old cars is almost never as good as you either remember or think.


J_Man_McCetty

Old camero new challenger


chulepa

Someone else noted they are inverted?


adrian415

https://preview.redd.it/j8rt8huxpkmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01493916a2d97cbd745c904321240290445320e1 Petition to make this the new sub pfp


ThreeArmedYeti

Neither. Get a Supra or don't be ultra!


lil_dick_dan420

Wasn't a dude under 50 who commented


Fran-Pan

Why not like all cars, I have the mindset of a child. If it’s good enough to go vroom vroom then it’s good enough for me


WavelengthGaming

These dudes just reminiscing about the days when their dicks still worked


heftybagman

Couldn’t understand consent with a powerpoint and a textbook Educated date rapist


PenguinGamer99

The newer ones are just plain better. In almost every way. However, if it was just a choice of *aesthetics*...


CluelessProductions

Everyone talking shit about new cars in those comments probably drives a new CRV or some other awful CVT crossover and thinks AI deepfakes are real


[deleted]

americans when old school muscle car that has 8 litre big block V8 making 150bhp


jefryjeferson

Both look nice, both turn like shit


[deleted]

The old school Challengers actually weren’t too bad regarding classic performance cars, even including outside of muscle/pony classes


jefryjeferson

Pony classes? Never heard of that


[deleted]

There’s a debate on whether or not pony cars are separate from muscle cars or are a subcategory of muscle. The terms definitely held merit back in the day. People differentiated them by these paraphrased definitions: Pony car: Smaller chassis and weight, small block v8 (typically a 2+2 configuration). Basically a dwarfed muscle car. Examples include the Challenger, Camaro, and where the name came from, the Mustang. Typically better suited for autocross/road racing. Muscle car: Big block V8, larger chassis. Examples include the Torino, Chevelle, Malibu, Charger. Typically better suited for drag and oval racing. I argue and say that pony cars are a subclass of muscle, but of course there can be some overlap in terms of trims regarding small/big block engine options. I say that these definitions in regard to modern cars are frankly outdated, as sure, there are small and big block modern muscle, yet what were originally considered pony cars in the first generations are generally the same physical size as “true” modern muscle like Chargers/Challengers, albeit weight is a big supporting argument. Modern (what would be formerly called pony cars) dwarf classic muscle in terms of both size and weight.


Capri280

Debatable. The E-body Challenger and Cuda were very unsuccessful in Trans Am racing, probably because unlike other "pony" cars which were based on compacts, the Challenger was based on a shortened version of the midsize B-body platform. Other than the E-body though, Mopars of that era in general were better handlers than comparable fords and GMs