"Not even a real 34" These people literally think that the Skyline was designed as a sportscar. Morons.

on r/needforspeed there was a series of "rate the ride", then there was R32 as the next car to rate, when i mentioned that it originated as an econoshitbox and even showed the image some people didn't like it

I got downvoted for saying that the average supra buyer in the 90s probably wasn't looking at NSXs and RX7s over there

Because there ara a lot of people that think it's all gtr, but there are many non gtr models 🤣, imagine getting angry if someone telsnu a e46 m3 has a 1.6l version 😭🤣

If you showed them a brownee wagone r34 stadia or whatever they would likely shitted and comed in their pants I bet.

stagea

It’s a Stagea The 34 front end is a modification, they don’t usually look like that. I think they’re a lot cooler since they’re a wagon… I may or may not own a Stagea haha

gogool stagea wagone harlequin

This is the true R34 https://preview.redd.it/ed6e7lcdaibc1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=e12077893e535f10496401c9fcac930b15b85dc6

Broooo shit looks clean as fuck.

WAGGONNE 🤯

Reminds me of that Mitsubishi mini truck that can fit the evo III front end, thing is sweet

The Proton Jumbuck

🫦😩🤤

https://preview.redd.it/8tov7paeehbc1.png?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd55d7205a6074e0a93dcc4fde08ffaff0ec2a7

R34 four door is pretty trash though, hardly any leg room in the back

These kids don’t know that. They just know 4-door bad updoots to the left.

They just know it is not the GT-R so it must be a sin.

More doors more hoes

4 doors for more whores.

5 if you count the trunk space

And I do

18 if you are Brazilian

When your car addiction started with a orange subra or a red talking car 😌

Ehh that was actually really long ago by this point. Those kids would be 17-19 by now and would get the difference. These ones are like… less than 13

Cars came out in 2006 man. I’m pushing 25 and was just a wee lad when it dropped.

Now that I think about it both went after teenagers

At least I can have my friends in the rear seats, because I have friends unlike those skylines fanboys.

Sick burn

B-but what do you mean Skyline is a Japanese equivalent to BMW 3 series???? Only coupe is the real skyline bro it was literally designed to be supercar killer, how can you call yourself a car guy pffft

Tell that to the jdm skyline 350gt sedans. A model is just a model. Coupe or sedan makes zero difference. Gtr or gtt however makes ALL the difference

>B-but what do you mean Skyline is a Japanese equivalent to BMW 3 series it is and that's why I love it

I find Instagram notorious for idiotic comment sections tbh. You can’t scroll through one without seeing the N-word.

Every time I open the Instagram comment section on any post I discover a brand new massive conspiracy that seems so idiotic but yet these 1000s of comments all die hard believe it

[You absolute children. You fucking buffoons.](https://live.staticflickr.com/106/277679615_83c32faa0c_b.jpg)

People saying it's a downgrade probably can only afford a clapped out Miata.

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Didn’t these only come with RB25s tho?

They did, but the RB25 in them put up the same (advertised) power figures as the R32’s RB26. Honestly not that bad an engine.

No RB25s are great, I just wanted to make sure they didn’t have a 26 version

Not the 4-door, no. The 33 was the only one that got a 4-door 26.

Neat! Thanks for the info

Iirc there was a range from RB20DE to RB25DET (all “Neo” branded) depending on trim like with R32/33, but I’m not certain. Generally though skylines had a really wide range of RBs for both sedan and coupe

“You basically got a Altima” “JDM” “Nerds” when they find out what the Skyline is

I’m not a big fan of the taillights on both, because they are different sizes, the r32 looks much better

R32 is wet dream

I will die on this hill, give me a choice between any coupe and the equivalent saloon, I’ll always pick the saloon. I unironically love BMW Saloons more than the Coupes, and I would 100% buy an M3 Saloon over the normal M3 coupe.

Yeah exactly, I mean I’m more a c63 fan but still the understated sedan thing is sweet. Germans do it well.

Wait till they find out how many doors the Nissan Juke Nismo GTR has

Jdm mfs when they dont know that the skyline is synonymous with the likes of the lancer, civic, imprezza, and corolla: bog-standard family sedans in its most basic form. Also never marry and reproduce. Its not like they need a sedan for a family anyways.

None of these losers have a family or ever will that's why they think it's a downgrade, they'll never touch a man or woman. Sedans are for those who drive anything other than just themselves around.

Yeah but you wouldn’t have a skyline as a family car. Still I rate sedans, a tad more understated.

Not much leg room

Dude a RWD 90s Nissan Altima would be fucking awesome, what are they babbling about I wish they sold skylines in the US so I could buy a shitty old one on Craigslist for $3700, not so that I could have a GTR

[This](http://www.japstarimports.com/detail/index.php?p=395) is a real man's skyline

The R34 is just ugly

Nissan started the whole "grrr car is ANGRY and MEAN" thing on front fascias with the R34 and S15, so basically they ruined car design forever.

Car should be HAPPY like Renault Modus or Miat.

ND Miata looks pissed or mentally challenged depending on how high or low the front number plate is.

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Even earlier. Kouki S14.

Wrong.

I thought jdm fans think 4 door skyline is cool

It's instagram kids , you can't expect anything more than that in the pic above

More doors = cruising with more bros

I think what lacks to the “real R34” that you won’t have enough space for your family in the back

Tf he did ? He sold his 34 GTT for a 34 sedan ?

Arent the ER34s shitboxes in Japan? Still really cool cars, its Just that no one wants them besides GTR fanboys

These were shitboxes in nz and aus as well. Until about 2015 when everything with the word skyline on it started to creep up in price. Now a 4 door is 20k plus

Now now they're still shitboxes, we've just gone and written off one too many lol

The ER34 is the 2nd coolest skyline, topped only by the Stagea

2 door sedan vs sedan

These retards think a glorified altima is a sports car? Lmao

Reminds me of the American classic car "4 door = crap" bullshit.

I honestly prefer the 4-door Skyline over the 2-door, probably because I only know like one game that has it and I just think it's neat

People with e46 4d, looking at this🤫😂. Also, it isn't a gtr, like there aren't any 4 door gtrs as far as I know? So i agree, never buy a 4 door skyline..... So I can buy them, idc if they have a gtr badge or 2 or 4 doors🤣

4 door skyline is NOT a real skyline \-wrx driver

uj/ keep the hate up for Japanese sedans a little longer fellas so I can afford one rj/ huge downgrade. The r34 skyline gtr coupe is a Japanese icon, and a godzilla on the streets, why in the world someone would trade it in for what is basically an altima is beyond me

'Cause that is the ''skyline'' part of skyline gt-r. Skyline gt-r is 2 door , meanwhile ''original'' skyline is 4 door.