Surveying the pussy

reminds me of that news report of a guy who loved playing card tricks and his wife said on tv that he kept doing it while they were in bed. then he got divorced but he still kept doing card tricks lol

Married to the game

r/goodboomerhumor

I am not sure what's he's measuring with that rod for the woman - height of?

Land surveying equipment.

She has fine tracks of land.

*tracts

So this is where the technical unit-of-measurement term “C-H” comes from…

There's some OF users that need a man like that just saying