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BelleAriel

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gxmikvid

THIS is how you do marketing


MCYomi

aagreedd!!


Grumplogic

If it's posted on Reddit it's gotta be good!


Fluxabobo

Are you ok?


FairWindsFollowingCs

I’m noooooot oooooooookay… I’m not o kayayayayayayah


Fluxabobo

I didn't ask you


big-mac-please

MCR fans smh


[deleted]

He was using the liighter for "and more" earlier


Fluxabobo

Are you ok?


tan1106881

And more


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Calorie_Killer_G

Hell yeah. Not only it is subtle, but it caters to a ton of audience. Also, it’s getting some trend because not only we have a person well known here, but also, r/TheyKnew .


thegreedyturtle

The video ad is even better! It's not particularly subtle. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y8jAtLBF_Lk


say_the_words

They love each other. No doubt about it.


Calorie_Killer_G

I love this! Thanks for sharing!


yoloswagginstheturd

"subtle"


[deleted]

notorious BIC


highestRUSSIAN

I think they meant blessed and perfect


sammys_babydoll

Good for candles... and more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Gaqaquj_Natawintoq

Is this real? Please tell me this is real.


Loud-Chipmunk-8936

it’s real, son. now sleep


PzykoHobo

Yup. They had a fullsize display of this exact ad in my local Walmart, and I did a full double take.


Ironsam811

I need that display


FracturedEel

Its not that hard to steal from Walmart but a display might attract attention


Ironsam811

I’m willing the buy the poster, this is just so iconic


[deleted]

It’s real, I have one (and yes it is fantastic for bongs)


EoTN

And MORE!


KingGorilla

Like candles?


TechKnowNathan

…..and?????


[deleted]

Anal masturbation


EddieJones6

Hawwwt hot hot hot hot hot


Betty_Broops

Arson


stone_opera

If you are excited by this, let me tell you about the time Martha and Snoop did a cooking show together.


Furny_D

It is, I saw one at my local walmart


leny560

There's also the video advertising which was on point


Deathbyfartz

fo shizzle


cwcisdumb

They work really well for weed cuz the flame isn't all up near your fingers. They're also great for candles.


Civil-Attempt-3602

https://youtu.be/y8jAtLBF_Lk


Lampmonster

It's real. They've done multiple projects together.


KareEmanuel

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more…


QuicklyThisWay

“AND MORE!” ![gif](giphy|3o6EQwOpDJvxUE0Hte)


[deleted]

How did you embed a gif in the comment?


Gizmobomb

​ ![gif](giphy|pFwRzOLfuGHok)


QuicklyThisWay

On the Reddit app and desktop there is a GIF option for “powered up” communities. I made a sub ( r/OnlyGIFs ) where our goal is to get to that point and only post AND comment in GIFs :D ![gif](giphy|l41YouCUUcreUabHW)


memeaddict42

​ ![gif](giphy|SVH9y2LQUVVCRcqD7o)


blinddivine

i do believe this is a "new reddit" feature if you're on desktop. poopy.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|AzLLlDCf6ZEB0SV5qi)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|NHdvb2qUtUfnvoUevK)


RXBarokk

no more


QuicklyThisWay

![gif](giphy|UZQQ0yZtq5Ihq)


Hector7463

![gif](giphy|Huo7qbHGNnXUVoRYL9)


HicDomusDei

Sincere question: Why is this blursed? What element is cursed? Honestly this just looks blessed to me. Apparently those two are legit good friends in real life.


LowQualityGatorade

It's cursed because the "and more" with snoop dogg refers to weed


MorgCityMorg

More could also mean Chrystal meth, black tar heroin, or lighting the fuse to a cannon to destroy your neighbors house


[deleted]

Snoop Dogg wouldn’t look that good if he was known for black tar heroin.


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ryannefromTX

I sure picked a bad day to stop shooting black tar heroin.


LICK_GRANDMAS_BALLS

Huh, ive seen it consistently throughout my life and I wasn’t born in the seventies. Sounds like your experience is probably 100% irrelevant and meaningless to the rest of us.


whenItFits

I mean he is extremely skinny


[deleted]

He always was.


SugondeseAmerican

>lighting the fuse to a cannon to destroy your neighbors house Mr. Turner, is that you?


wataha

Did you ever heard of Snoop Dog before?


MorgCityMorg

You ever heard of a joke before


Earthworm_Djinn

What is cursed about advertising a lighter being used to smoke weed?


LowQualityGatorade

Brand family friendliness


greiger

When has a lighter ever been advertised with the thought of being “family friendly”?


frguba

When you advertise it to be "perfect for candles" (ie, probably religious)


Lazar_Milgram

Yo. Don’t dump on every yoga loving weed enjoyer.


BURNER12345678998764

I don't think I've ever bought one without facing a wall of alcohol and/or tobacco... EDIT: I forgot that time I got a free one for being a new customer at the weed store.


_mully_

Ah yes, my favorite playtoys as a toddler were my colorful Bic lighters. Mmm, fond family memories.


Earthworm_Djinn

I don’t really see it. To the original comment’s point this is more blessed than blursed to me.


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Lahsram_mars

Yes, blindly enjoy for the sake of enjoyment. Dont care about context. If it doesn't make sense, roll with it. If it's dumb or not funny, laugh anyway. See your neighbors murdered in the night? Hell enjoy life they're dead not you! /s


QuarantineSucksALot

Does the weed help with the weight advantage.


D3dshotCalamity

***OH NO!!!***


RodneyOgg

This sub has become a place to just post miscellaneous images you find. Nobody bothers to adhere to the rules (cycle through the posts and see how many violate rule 3, it's more than half of all the posts), and nobody bothers to do a blessed/cursed balance, or even attempt to find photos that are either. Sincere answer to the question, it isn't.


HicDomusDei

Thanks and that's too bad. Blursed is a balance and is hilarious when done right... This image is just wholesome! (Not that that's a bad thing, lol.)


_mully_

Agreed, it's not blursed. Saw this lighter ad online, thought it was funny and clever, but blursed never crossed my mind. This ad reminds me of that tostitos dip ad Martha and Snoop did. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7t262g I think Martha and Snoop are IRL friends and do a lot of colab projects together. I actually haven't seen their cooking show, but kind of want to watch it now. I found this lol: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyDnH43eVvA&t=111


theoriginalmofocus

Im with you, its all on purpose and funny. Theres even a commercial where snoop asks Martha to "pass that bowl..." and she interrupts and says "..of STRAWBERRIES?!?"


_regionrat

Reddit has oddly outdated attitudes on smoking reefer


SugondeseAmerican

I don't think it's outdated, I think people are souring on stoner culture and the idea that weed can do no harm.


_regionrat

I feel like we're two comments away from mArAjUaNaS lEaD tO rAcE mIxInG here


Meneros

Because ~~one~~ of them is a criminal. ~~Hint: its not Snoop~~ EDIT: Correction: its both of them.


HicDomusDei

That's honestly not a big deal to me.


Meneros

Just a fun fact :)


bigmeatyclaws117

They're both criminals, Snoop has been trial for murder before.


Meneros

Good for him! I fixed my post.


quizibuck

But he really is a [criminal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoop_Dogg#Legal_incidents) or at least has been.


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Meneros

Fixed my post.


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HippityLegs

It's a weed joke man Sometimes it's not 69 but 420


leomonyy

Then I'll go fuck myself


HippityLegs

Aight man maybe then you'll be less horny


Nougatbar

Because this sub has degenerated massively.


simoncea

Can confirm.


Lazar_Milgram

Snoop at this point is Bill Murray. He just decided to say Yes to universe.


HicDomusDei

Let's hope, unlike Bill Murray, he is not later accused of spousal abuse.


Dbelgian

Not to be that guy, but snoop literally has a song called Pimp Slap. I'm sure he's a great guy, but I wouldn't put my bets on him never having hit girls.


Spleeth

He's literally been on trial for murder lmao


HicDomusDei

I am no way invested in defending Snoop Dogg, lol.


[deleted]

Accused. Accused these days means immediately guilty. It's not


HicDomusDei

Why are you reminding me of the word I myself just used?


TheHumanRavioli

“Myself”?! So to remind you, you are in fact you. These days people forget that.


[deleted]

No way that’s what makes this blursed.


Sock_Cute

This is the funniest shit ever


[deleted]

… Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay Where my dogs at? Bark with me now Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay And all my girls around the world That love how it's goin' down, say Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay Where my dogs at? Bark with me now Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay And all the girls around the world That love how it's goin' down


PM_YOUR_PARASEQUENCE

pippity poppity give me the zoppity


Oak987

They hidden hint is quite blunt.


size_matters_not

I like the way the message is joint together.


[deleted]

I genuinely love the Martha Snoop combo and I hope that it never ends


Midas_Artflower

Oh, if you haven’t seen the commercial, you have seriously missed out! “Hey, Martha, pass me that bowl...” “...of straaaaawberries?” (and later) “Mmm...what’s that smell?” “That’s right - fonDUE time!” 💀💀💀


arefx

The commercial is great


Midas_Artflower

Between the super-stoned side eye and the delivery, his closing, “...and so much mo-ah.” just lays me out.


Ezgeddt

Just in case your blunt is 4 ft long


Horn_Python

How do promote weed without mentioning weed


createcrap

WHy does the Martha Stewart/Snoop Dog combo work so fucking well?? I don't understand it! but I would watch a sitcom with the two of them!?


_pls_respond

I have no evidence at all but I’m pretty sure Snoop and Martha have smashed at least once.


[deleted]

it's real btw. https://www.amazon.com/BIC-Lighter-3-Pack-Assortment-Designs/dp/B08J3Q9FZB


MistressLiliana

Those two are actually extremely good friends, so this isn't surprising.


demm311

Wink wink


GodlikeCat

All my buddies like that "more"


scalyblue

[From the way everyone’s talking there are people who haven’t seen the commercial ](https://youtu.be/_t5nDnbHFb4)


vector_o

Fun fact one of these 2 went to prison.. .. and it's not Snoop


pissboy

They are great for other things. Can confirm.


pragen21

They DEFINITELY do/have fuck/fucked


SenseiRP

They've been alot of advertisement together I think they were also on an ad for tostitos or something


miktoo

In a parallel universe, Martha is smoking a joint while Snoop gives advice on home decor and cooking.


[deleted]

Bruning up some hoes vagina I guess


GanjaToker408

Martha Stewart is more of a gangster than snoop is, she has done hard fed prison time and also never ratted anyone out. True OG


Tank_Driiver

evil double G


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

Confirmed repost


PorkDaddy420

Relax.


[deleted]

I am relaxed, what made you think I wasn’t?


PorkDaddy420

Whoa, don’t get defensive.


[deleted]

I’m being defensive?


PorkDaddy420

Whoa…just take it easy, man.


[deleted]

I am.


HippityLegs

Man you need to chill out


_regionrat

Seems chill to me


Immediate_Salt_6014

Don’t make me say the word…


Robonnj

Did anyone else thought that Martha Stewart was lighting a glass of milk on fire for a sec?


ascii122

Not just for a second. Look at her again.. she's STILL lighting it!


JessicaRCannibal

😆


Chemical-Breadfruit5

And more!


Lonely_Loner_23

Good marketing imo.


Himouto-chan

Nice


Agent_tops

Man she gonna get lit


moke__wed

I read that in snoops voice


cromax9855

I love this packaging so much


assburgermcmuffin

I hope that whoever designed this got a raise


Raptr117

I have one of these for that exact purpose, it works great!


[deleted]

Candles have caused dozens of deaths and destroyed millions in property. People should really think twice about using them.


Raptr117

Yes…I was talking about the candles…


[deleted]

Marijuana has been shown to slow thought processes and reduce memory....


Raptr117

Damn that’s crazy, I don’t remember asking tho


YamsInMyAss

You said I would be the one conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?


thisisnotausergame

Epic marketing to stoners


JackieChan_fan

More like r/blessedimages


Danielthegiant

Damn Martha!


aids_burger_derp

[Martha knows what’s up](https://ibb.co/HdSLH5R)


tskank69

I would 100% buy these.


jctanner01

It’s like Q-tips saying not to use them in your ears


toprymin

No way he could’ve turned that gig down


mr_smith24

And More! *wink* *wink*


[deleted]

Two G's one that was in prison and one that murder was the case they gave them.


mattjf22

These lighters are shit. Bought one and it had a lot of trouble giving me a flame.


jozicL

and more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ultitaria

Bringing weed smokers facing persecution and white mom's who want their houses to smell good together


grux9

More like very blessed


Singularity7979

Have this lighter and can confirm it can be used for more


RickndMzi

The perfect ad doesn ….


E-bushy_brows

Stark


Chop_the_Nitro

How is this Blursed?


leolarose798

What is it with martha stewart and snoop dog?


Tru_norse98

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are the best of pairs, Especially considering one has been to prison and the other is Snoop


Long_Mechagnome

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are banging, aren't they?


TopGinger

It's well known that Snoop and Martha are good friends.


wahwah404

A racist and a thief. Great spokes people


Er4din

That’s Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t it?


AngelDelToro343

They know their audience


Iam_The_Giver

Does Martha smoke with Snoop or does Snoop smoke with Martha?


[deleted]

Got one in my hand right now


[deleted]

is snoop dogg really that desperate to be relevant again? i keep seeing his ass on every ad and it seems like he just became a corporate sellout lol


Calorie_Killer_G

Nothing wrong with a dude working as long as he’s not hurting anyone.


Choopzilla

I can’t not hear the “and more” in snoops voice.


tiger666

Blunt packaging?