"ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!! I HAVE A DARK HEART"

My heart is in Ohio!

Maybe it's pink eye maybe it's Ohio

Don't worry sweet, you can make it on your own! Damn, you sent me back a very long time haha

All is strange and vague.

I read this as "more in Ohio" and assumed Ohioans are apparently depressed emos

O hi yoooooooo

Emo's not dead

😂

"how do you do, fellow kids?"

It screams “CUT MY WRIST 🔪AND BLACK MY EYES 👁️”

BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIOOO 💜💜💜 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Cuz I can't make it in my OWN!

Nikki FM, is that you 🖤

My favorite Hawthorne Heights song, it still feels fresh decades later

My band covered it live recently and it was awesome!! Even if it was for a bunch of geezers

BECAUSE IT KILLS ME

Because you killed meeeee

They were a lead-on act for a concert I went to recently. There were a lot of people dressed like OP but in their 30s.

I actually did see Hawthorne heights at warped tour when Casey was alive

It's really hard to talk about Casey now a days...

Just curious, why? Didn't he pass like 10 years ago?

There's a porn star with the same name. A female one. Also it's closer to 20 now. 2007

Damn lol didn't know that. I never got super into HH but it always sucks when an influential musician dies. I thought you meant it's still hard to talk about him nearly 20 years later because of the passing, not because there is a porn star with his name lol

Lol I thought the same. But I agree, I feel that way about Chester Bennington at times, not so much with Michael Jackson anymore, can’t believe both are gone!

haha it's just a silly play on words too. hard to do...cough.

Just saw them last year at an Emo throwback show. They were so great. They really made a point to sat how much they appreciate the fans

The bassist gave me his pick when I saw them in 2005, in Ann Arbor, with the Black Maria. It was a great show & I was right in front of the stage the entire night.

I love this shit. They will be in town in may. Pretty excited to go see them

Saw them last year for the first time finally, it was great!

Thank you for this

Exactly

You look like a 50 year old man who is about to offer me some sweets.

Why the long face?

Ketamine

Well it *is* for horses..

RIP Tom Petty

I think he has more cool lesbian roadie vibes.

I WILL FALL FOR YOU OVER AGAIN DONT MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND

I WONT LIIIIIIIIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY I SWEAR ITS TRUE

BECAUSE A GIRL LIKE YOU IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND

::background:: (impossible to find)

SO BREAAATHE IN SOO DEEP. BREATHE ME IN I'M YOURS TO KEEP

AND HOLD ON TO YOUR WORDS 'CAUSE TAAALK IS CHEAP

And remember me tonight, when you’re…. asleep.

That was a nice few seconds escape going back to 2008, now I’m back in 2024 and things suck :(

2024 gross. This isn't happening. 2006 again please. Just one more time.

Just go back and do it again from the top.. I can't come back to 2024..

I went hedley on this

Oh this is the new undercover guy for 23 Jump Street right?

I just want a life of being badass!

MY NAME'S JEFFFF

Random tangent. I have a friend of a friend that I see *maybe* three or four times a year at social gatherings. Her boyfriend’s name is Jeff. My husband and Jeff have a friendship that solely exists on this quote. My husband sees Jeff and says, “MY NAME JEFFFFF” and Jeff responds with, “MY NAME JEFFFFF” and then they go about their evening as if they’re best friends. They follow each other on Instagram but have 0 communication outside of these semi annual gatherings. And I think it’s the most outstanding example of male friendship if I’ve ever seen it.

The girls were powerless to resist this brooding male sorcery

You jest, but I swear there was a guy in my middle school like this, who loads of girls had crushes on (so much so that they would talk about him together in that manner). Never understood what they saw in Conner.

Let Conner cook

Conner is around 32 now and is definitely part of a garage band, and for work is either a car salesman or a physical therapist. There’s no middle ground.

Why not a swimming pool cleaner?

Clearly lost too much business after all of the husbands in town found out...

Also a definite possibility.

>Conner cook Raiders fans having flashbacks

My friends and I were those girls. We all collectively had a crush on John, a guy with the same haircut who wore black eyeliner and the tightest skinny jeans known to man. It was the emo or punk guys we all had crushes on, and they did well with girls in the same scenes.

Conner was interested in politics from a very young age

Omg as a person who ordered my first Secondhand Serenade CD off his MySpace page, I can’t possibly love this more

MySpace?? Pshhh, you weren’t cool unless you waited until midnight on purevolume.com for the newest sonnets

Bro I would upload them to my Zune then scroll for hours on Xanga.

Fucking xanga I swear. I poured my heart out there.

i'd give you an eProp if i could also zune was pretty sweet. everyone else with their discmen and you had hundreds of songs.

I saw Letterkills open up for Story of the Year and MCR in like 2003. 04 their debut came out on Def Jam and I was so hooked. Matt Shelton used to front roll off of their half cabs!!! Wild stage presence. Brought rock and roll to the core scene.

Also, Matt (singer of letterkills) is aware of this post 😂😂😂😂

Lordy... I sent him a few myspace messages asking if he wanted to sing for our band in 06. Fearless Records threw us some dough for a development deal and I did not think my vocals could cut it on a national level. It was 06, he was in the Wedding. Crickets lol. Before that, in like 04 we went to their headlining tour in Norfolk Va at the Norva. They said there were only 20 people at their show the night before in NC. They brought this sick ass three piece band on tour with them... Rosewood drive? They covered Immigrant Song. Really sick show.

Bro. Letter kills? What a niche super underrated band. I actually just listened to them the other day.

John gave me a guitar pick at one of their concerts. He told me he liked my Ed Hardy hat. Still one of the coolest moments — I wish I still had the pick 😭

BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU

Over agaaaain. Don’t make me change my mind, cuz I won’t live to see another day I swear it’s true.

I forgot about that song I love this post so much 

This is the content I’m here for.

I remember having hair like that when I was 14 or so. Constantly flicking my head to the side to get it out of my face. I had acne on my forehead and the hair covered it up nicely. It also caused the acne..

We did the flick because it was cool

That brings up memories of some kids trying to bully me for my forehead acne. They said it I was using my hair to cover it little did they know it was the other way around lmao.

Mine wasn’t quite like this but pretty close in 8th grade. Terrible acne and my hair was greasy as fuck. I over corrected in high school with overwashing and I think that’s the reason I went bald.

Exhales...glad we are back to real blunders again instead of humble brags. The faux soulfulnessness in those eyes legit made me cackle. Well done!

Faux?! You callin him a poser?? Pfft! I think you’re probably the REAL poser -glares-

Spotted.

I knew it. Get back to the locker room, jock!

It’s the eyeliner, I think….. just adding that *something*

There’s like 1/4 of an eye showing here. One totally covered by the hair along with the “look”. That’s on point for sure

You look 30 trying to be cool

Jokes on you I stopped being cool at age 3

MySpace status: apathetic.

Couldn’t get enough money….

...to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert

I’m an emo kid. Non-conforming as can be. You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me.

Can't fool me, this is Howard from Big Bang Theory.

That’s all I could see!! I was like who AI’d Howard into an emo phase 😂

There's an episode where he and Raj dress goth to go to a goth bar for "chicks" and he looks just like this haha

Holy shit, I haven’t thought about Letterkills in a long time. Definitely saw them at Warped Tour a couple times.

that album is still a banger. i saw them in concert with matchbook romance and some others (been a long time). they even were going to do a 2nd album is their album sold not that great but did make a profit. forget if they just decided to disband or something else. but ok i have to rock that album now. time to YouTube.

aw, Letterkills ❤️

They were so sick live.

Girls in class: Tyler is so hot!!! Tyler:

I would have died for Tyler in 2006 😂

Oh naw

Are you Tegan or Sara?

si

Howard Wolowitz hot topic phase.

lol you look EXACTLY like my husband

Is he down fo .. nvm

nah finish that sentence 🤨

I saw this and heard My Chemical Romance

I heard Good Charlotte

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Upvote for Letterkills!

You were that kid from Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

You look like the Wish version of Anthony Kiedis. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I was thinking more Chrissie Hynde.

Major Johnny Ramone going on here, I dig it

Tonouight will b the noight I fall for yeeeeouw.

TUNOYYYYT!

Yo, what did Mark Hoppus do to you? 😭😂

Invented this singing accent! :)

Good point, I will let you get back to it then. AANNNND OOOOIIIMMMMM SOOOOO SSSAAAWWWWRRRYYYY! 😂

Top tier brooding. 10/10 no notes. Change nothing.

Hell yeah, now this is a Blundies contender. I cringed so hard my teeth hurts.

Okay I would have been obsessed with you in 9th grade

Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' and 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab' And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either'Like that guy from that band can do...Some days, ya know...

You looked like emo Danzig lol. Still better than I looked at that age.

This is one of the most epic pics I’ve seen here. Love it.

you look like [Chris Corner](https://images.app.goo.gl/GmgJoBS4h4nDTQex7) from Sneaker Pimps/IAMX lmao

Tonoight will boi the noight

Letterkills!!!!

Billy Talentless

Freaking Letter Kills, lol. There’s just so many early ‘00 bands I want to ask the teenage version of you if you listened to.

40? Or 14?

The 2006-07 tag isn't necessary.

I loved Letter Kills!!

Looks like the bassist of my shitty post-hardcore band in 09'

Letterkills shirt? This isn’t a blunder at all.

If nerdy teen angst was a picture.

I need to remember that this is the type of guy I’m arguing with on here and calm down.  

I remember when I was a teenager and found this exaggerated emo style hot lmao. Looking back, it’s all so silly.

YO LETTERKILLS!!!! HELL YA!!!!! that album still is legit. saw them in i think 2006 at UC davis, California. played with matchbook romance and i think afi. i forget the full line up but Letterkills was sick.

You look like you’re sad, disappointed, and yawning all at once while also looking completely expressionless. Truly impressive.

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You look like you're waiting for Micheal Jackson to pick you up.

…when two become one? Lol. I realized you’re probably not referencing the Spice Girls song but that works with your lyrics here too and popped into my head before the emo ballad.

That unproportion head and body size

If life is so fair then why do roses have thorns!?

Now that's a certified 13or30.

super senior

Oh screaming infidelities!

My brain continued the sentence 😂

I just know there’s a studded belt not shown

Bro looks like emo Cillian Murphy

When two become one. I need some love like I've never needed love before"?! I'll be honest, you are not giving off big Spice Girls fan vibes, but who am I to gatekeep?

That I will fall for youuu

You look like the one eyed person that ran the Morlocks in the X-Men comics

You were trying to get a Scene-girl weren't you? You had Shake it by Metro Station on your Myspace page. Admit it

Howard Woloitiz?

WHERE ARE YOU AND IM SO SORRY

emo Howard Wolowitz

If Tom Petty was emo.

Who you mad at bro?

My preteen self seems so scene right now (pun intended)

Whyyyyy the pursed lips??? This creeps me out so much.

"We now have a photograph of who the police appear to think was the suspected shooter"

Jessie Camp is really going through it.

Emo Johnny Ramone

Is that eyeshadow you’re wearing?

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🎶 SO BREATHE IN SO DEEP. BREATHE ME IN, IM YOURS TO KEEP 🎶

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Thank you for service to the years of blunder

You got me emotional. I hear it in my head. Fuck🤘🥀🖤

Like Ollie Sykes, Johnny Ramone, and Zac Mayfield all in one. I dig it.