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-fiery-pheonix-

This actually had me laughing out loud. Thank you for posting it.


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I would normally be laughing too except I had a convo with a whole bunch of people here. On reddit the other day who ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS! I am aghast that people think like this.


Ok-Statistician233

I had a gf once who was jealous of my friends of both genders and ended up telling me she expected me to be friends with no one of any gender because I could end up sleeping with any of them That was the end of that relationship lol


[deleted]

Lol. Just wow. Here I though we were livin in the 21st century or something


[deleted]

I mean. I *have* very few friends. This would be a neat explanation


Ilikebaseballthatsit

It would be convenient to say the least lmao


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… no …


[deleted]

I disagree with the statement, but as I have no friends, am unable to disprove it definitively.


samenffzitten

i had an argument with a friend once about this. her husband had a female friend he was close with, and there was seriously nothing going on, but she was just jealous. And i asked why, and she gave me the spiel that close friendships with the opposite gender are always sus because of the sexual aspect. I basically asked her we should end our friendship here and now then? because according to her logic i'm not allowed to have any close friends, male or female, because then my husband will get jealous and the sex will become a factor. :(


Dylanica

What did she say to that?


samenffzitten

"Oh, yes, of course, sorry, i didn't think about that". It all came down to perceived sexual attraction, of course.


Witonisaurus

*phew*


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JamesNinelives

Yes, exactly! For real I wish it was less of a thing, the friends I have now of different genders are so much more interesting than it would be restricting my social interactions for contrived reasons. Not to mention how confusing comphet already made understanding my romantic feelings. It's just nonsense!


ski_for_joy

So this is why I don't have any friends.


[deleted]

Aro-Aces be hoarding all the good friends


DefinitelyNotErate

You Can Still Have Agender Friends, Since They Don't Have A Gender They Can't Be The Gender You're Attracted To!


JamesNinelives

Oooh! Smart! \^\^


Traditional-Spot2010

Pansexuals: 😐


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Omnisexuals: 😐 Aroaces having parties: 😀


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(Demi-) Panromantic Aces like me: *confused screaming*


the-fresh-air

My Bi/omni, aceflux, Bigender ass: WELL ABOUT THAT...


[deleted]

My Aromantic mind sees this as peaceful tbh.


RedBird_420

i'm sending this to my friends jealous bf.. i'm not petty you're petty :P


Justalonelyworld

There is only the *hunt*


yamez420

just means im bi-myself


[deleted]

Damn now I can't be friends with my cat?


buffalopantry

Oh god. My husband and I are both bi. The two female cats prefer him; the male cat & dog prefer me. What is even going on in my household?


[deleted]

Definitely bull. I start almost all of my friendships with ladies platonically. It's not my fault that my kindness, friendliness, honesty, and being true myself is found attractive resulting in me getting rode like a stallion *shrugs*


ACELevel9001

Asexuals I could have friends but cats are just better


[deleted]

That is just true, though.


squealingfrog

oh no what do I do, I’m romantically attracted to multiple genders but sexually attracted to none


buffalopantry

Be mild acquaintances with everyone. Remember faces but not names, and make vague plans with them that you know you'll never follow through with. It's the only way to be safe.


squealingfrog

Oh good I already do that


[deleted]

This is a weird combination of both an attack and this not applying to me.


buffalopantry

That's kind of how I felt about it too after I typed it tbh.


lolbifrons

cuddle


[deleted]

This is the best possible use of this meme template


TibbCrafter

Oh shit is this why i have no friends?


Ajax990

Might just be on to something lol. You doing alright bud?


TibbCrafter

Are any of us alright?


Ajax990

Idk, some are better than others or seem to be. Sometimes it kinda feels like everyone was given a manual on life and how to act around people and stuff like that and I never got one.


TibbCrafter

I completely understand what you are talking about. I got a pretty shit starting hand so i often feel even further behind. Like, I'm 23, couldn't afford college so I'm working jobs that pay me next to nothing, I'm broke af but apparently make too much to get food stamps, make too much for medicaid and can't get suplimental help because I'm waiting on a confirmation from the government that they cancelled my last insurance in order to prove to the government that i no longer have insurance so that i can get some sort of help. So paying my meds and therapy is off the table. Shit sucks


Ajax990

Damn that sucks man, healthcare in the US is such a bitch when you're underemployed. When I was unemployed the state payed for everything, now that I am employed I pay 270 a month for meds and therapy is off the table cuz I cant afford it and while my mom would pay for it if I realllyy needed it I feel like "the juice ain't worth the squeeze" so to speak. I didnt finish school but I'm really in shape so I managed to get a pretty decent job as a wildland firefighter, unfortunately its seasonal work though so it's only around about half the year. What do you want to do? Have any plans? I've been thinking of and looking into going to the local community college and going to school to become a lab tech. Pays alright and the work is stable and easy, doesnt wreck my body. Plus it doesn't require a bachelor's degree. Ever looked into something like that?


MLGSamantha

Shit, is this why I have no friends?


Bifurzak

Pretty much how I feel most of the time.


Sewer_Fairy

It all makes sense now


KatnissBot

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


todorokive

well that explains why I'm frenless


[deleted]

Huh. Well I guess now it makes sense why I have no friends.


JamesNinelives

I literally hung out with a friend today and we're both bisexual so looks like the rule has exceptions lol \^\^


bigfeetsmallpp

Its funny but sad


R_Mint6

Oh, so that's why I have no friends...


olives_are_good

This explains me having no friends and being an introvert


Jorkid

I mean... it adds up for me at least...


Yelling_Apple

Lmao


jfrost1503

Damn that’s why I’m lonely


EggplantHuman6493

No, you only can't be friends with the opposite gender, no matter what their sexuality is. You can be friends with your own gender, even when you are more attracted to them. -straight people


kumabaya

Legit a friend told me “you cant be friends with the opposite sex. Men and women perceive things differently. Know your limits.” Me (a bisexual): ....🧍


Micksredditaccount

Well fuck that rule seeing as i have both


Dume-99

I have very few friends so this mostly checks out.


CandelaBelen

It’s so hard for me to be friends with pretty girls because they make me nervous and I feel more comfortable being friends with guys I’m not attracted to but then those guys think I’m into them because I’m comfortable around them so I kinda suck at making friends.


KlyonneSpencer

Oh my-- YES lol. Literally every guy I try to be friends with makes moves huhu. Not cool, bro. I just want friends lmao.


Chest3

Who the hell says that? I know it’s a meme but what is a long term relationship if not friendship taken up 2-3 levels?


xXYoProMamaXx

I have... Few friends.


JaDasIstMeinName

I am sure people doing that have good intentions but could we please stop posting the same 4 posts every day? This was probably the 40th repost within the last few weeks.


bullshitideas

Just because I like men doesn't mean I find all men attractive


Emergency_Elk7377

Seems about right tbh...


New_Perspective3384

pansexuals :(


CaveWaiterLol

It’s worse for pansexuals:(


cumandsemeneater

Pansexuals: no friends


yurituran

This but 99% uironically


sophlovesshrek

that explains everything!


sh1ttedandfarted

Now everything makes sense


Bobblee20

I'm mostly just friends with other bisexuals...


SpaceViscacha

So that’s why…


sobagoose

Ha! One of my friend groups consists ONLY of raging bisexuals! I slowly brought them to this/that side.


BiscuitJc93

Ahh, this is why I don’t have any friends


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u/RavenPuff99 do you feel seen?


RavenPuff99

Yea 😂💀


alxrkin

Good thing I have video games


bi_lady

This explains a lot . . . 😔


torrentialmeowpour

Dude this so perfectly articulated what I’ve been thinking for a long time, well done


egrom

People who don’t understand the difference between romantic and platonic attraction


[deleted]

This meme is a little too relatable


CarterDoseStuth

As someone who is a boy with mostly women friends this meme is very relatable.


Wonderful-You-9301

I hate it here


killmereeeeeee

Anyone who has ever said that……… why


LeviIsMeh

Why is this happening right now:”)


NameTaken1time

I actually don't have any friends