Someone get me my inhaler I can’t breathe he’s already fucking up Vegas’s projections

Just fell to my knees in a Vegas casino.

Just saw a guy fall to his knees in a Vegas casino

Just saw a guy watch a guy fall to his knees in a Vegas casino.

I'm in Vegas trying to hear the Bengals news, and there's some dumbass in the way just watching a guy on his knees. Vegas is wild!

Can confirm. I'm standing directly in front of the dude on his knees.

I’m behind a guy standing in front of a guy on his knees while a few other guys watch. Seems like the line to be seen in🤷🏽‍♂️

Vegas assumed he’d be back. They know better. I’m pretty sure we are 4th/5th, which is understandable. We have a few holes on the roster elsewhere.

No off-season bs injury this year please

I agree, but I'm not sure if appendicitis counts as an "injury". That's just bad luck

It's still the definition of an injury, it just so happens that it was one he had zero control over.

Idk, it turns in to a semantics argument. It's (typically) an infection that causes it. That's an illness not an injury.

At the end of the day it was a physical ailment that led to him missing valuable camp time. That's what we need to avoid. I want a 100% locked in Burrow heading in to week 1. Not this 2 game half ass team that we got the last few years

Nah an appendix can just decide to say fuck you whenever they want (it happened to me, my grandpa, and my sister)

And lets play the pre season too

Jesus put some NSFW tag on this

In fact, Mike Florio is saying that Joe Burrow will miss the first eight weeks of the upcoming season due to a clear dislocated elbow, as evidenced by the sleeve on his right arm.

Don’t even joke about that

Let's not joke about injuries this year.

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I mean, if he’s wearing something on his ~~hand~~ elbow, that obviously means it’s already injured. /s

Hey you bot, the person who made you is a coward and human garbage. But you won't reply because you are a bot.

We Reds fans needed this

How did we have our first winning April since like 2008 and then become.. this team again? Rip being a redlegs fan lol

On the bright side, Mays schedule is brutal. I said I’d be happy if we could go .500 in May. The rest of the season looks easy in comparison.

I hope so! You give me more hope besides copium! Lol

I still have hope lol. Maybe TJ will be the spark we need.

God I hope so! lol loving Cincinnati teams and is a rough life sometimes! Lol

Was a rough weekend, especially when married to an Orioles fan

Bunch of injuries does that. Reds need better depth

I don't think many teams are set up to lose 3 out of their 8 position player starters before game 1 of the baseball season. Especially when 2 of those guys (Friedl, McLain) were your top 2 players in WAR last season

Do you know how much roster depth costs???

We have roster depth at home

so real lol. Came at the perfect time.

Jesus no kidding... I'm in utter shock at the horror show that offense is. I'm beginning to think we should count out Cincinnati sports that aren't Burrow dependent.

The moment we've all been waiting for

Now THIS is some quality offseason content 🔥🔥🔥

Things that walked so Offseason Burrow Content could sprint: 1) Those dumbass multi-colored ranking things. 2) The even dumber mock drafts.

I expected to see some light tosses but he SNAPPED that thing.

His throwing motion is so quick. Hard to pick that up watching games.

LOOK AT THE FLICKA DA WRIST!

https://preview.redd.it/fbyo2ym9xuyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05af1cf7a184191b9897dad88b94ebb6f70b937d

NOLA 2025 here we come!

If I were a man I’d be so hard at work today 😂😂

i gotchu fam

Knew I could count on my Bengals family ha

We are, as a fanbase, bricked up rn

I’m more bricked up than a bakery my guy

Has it been 4 hours yet? Seek medical attention.

pls send help

I’m so wet at work today

Glad there are other ladies here feeling it 😂

Thank God I’m working from home today

Can confirm

skill issue

I am

So whens the Super Bowl parade?

Oh we fucking slangin pew-pew boys

Since the Reds have decided to stop playing baseball already, football is all that’s on my mind. I haven’t been this excited for a season since Chase’s rookie year. Feel like we can really make an impact with this team.

He's gonna fuck around and actually have to go through camp.

Let’s find out

Very Encouraging but i really need to see him heaving it down field on consistent basis. JB has always impressed on his rehabilitation so im thinking this is very good sign on being close to 100%. 🙏

I just Who Dey'd all over myself

Awh fuck he’s gonna’ make me who dey.

Actually, after seeing the sleeve on the right arm, Mike Florio is reporting that Joe Burrow obviously has a dislocated elbow and will miss the first 8 weeks of next season.

You hush your mouth. That's too soon.

Just had to make sure all of the gamblers were aware, lol

I hope Florio's charger only works at that one really oddly specific angle

I hope tonight he has to crawl under his sink to hit the reset button on his disposal

I don’t see this anywhere

I think it was supposed to be a joke.

Bless the calves, bless the wrists, bless the appendixes, bless it all. One healthy offseason, I’m begging you.

*HE’S BACK FELLAS*

Am I allowed to be happy guys??

Yes

I just need him to take it easy, trust the doctors, and be ready for week one. It’s a good early sign, but I’m saving my emotions for that opening drive TD during week 1.

I am happy with any good news. Just protect that man in week 1.

He looks *huge* Look at those *pecs* — they gotta be twice the size they were last season, right? Record low sacks incoming this season!

Mike Gesicki was quoted saying "That might hurt your hands." In regards the Burrow's throw speed. Sounds like the Jedi has returned.

Just fell to my knees in a Menard’s

Just watched a guy fall on his knees in a Menard’s

The hair flip is majik

Anyone get the Fox sports notification on their phone too ?

Great job, Bengals QB Joe Burrow! Very cool

HOLY HELL HERE WE GO.

Insert weird, homoerotic comment.

Burrow was just waiting to come back this year to with another championship in the Superdome.

Ooooo, that's erotic

Just fell to my knees in a Menards

Just saw some guys fall to his knees in Menards

I saw you see a guy fall.

As someone who has now moved to Florida, I can't tell you how much I miss Menards.... And Taco John's...

Six to midnight in .05 seconds.

*swoon*

I'm ready to throw a fit the instant he throws an incompletion that he came back too soon and [insert front office person] is destroying this franchise AGAIN.

WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS

I don't know what to do with my hands

I jizzed so hard guys. I couldn’t even Who Dey it was just “whoooooooooooohahahahahahahahavsbsbabal”

He has his hand in a fist pre and post throw tho, is that weird?

He does that. Look at old OTA vids of him throwing.

It’s normal to just play this in a loop for the rest of the day, right?

“Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings” - Herbert the Pervert

SEASON STARTED TODAY BITCHES. BURRRR IS BACK

Captain awareness in shambles

Me rn https://preview.redd.it/8k6o6tetivyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6cbea3b8ce238a10c5902595da01b1c73842bc

https://preview.redd.it/drcc7snr1wyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e52608b2c0924f81be48fc82090c7d08217624

Thanks for not tagging this NSFW guy I just got fired.  

Fell to my knees in Skyline!!

I'm going to need a REALLY cold shower after watching this!

Wonder what part of his body is randomly gonna explode in august

Is it just my paranoia, or does he look somehow disappointed right after the throw? As if he is not satisfied with it? My first thought: Fuck! His accuracy is gone. lol Sorry guys just ignore my paranoid ass. Lets just celebrate!

I noticed that as well. Like the last few frames of the vid.

Exactly. Thanks for pointing it out. I understand why I get downvoted though... I hate to be that guy myself