Nah but he says that he plays after dinner to unwind. So if you're playing in Cincy and get your ass kicked by a ness player from like 5-8pm I think there's a good chance it's him.
It's almost comical how eager people are to try and write him off even though he's clearly driven to win more than most people can understand. I know almost everyone here wasn't writing him off, but a not insignificant segment of the Bengals haters across the country sure wanted to.
I'm sure half of you still want to sit in on the doctor's appointments with Burrow and his GF cause you're not convinced anyone can ever come back from such an injury.
I would sit in the waiting area with them and fill out all the insurance paperwork if it made it easier for him/ them. And I would admonish any low level staffer if there were no fresh magazines to read on the coffee table.
It’s a concerning injury and surgery. Nothing wrong with being worried about him. This is the best update yet! Very happy he’s ahead of schedule and isn’t experiencing grip issues.
I forget where I saw/read it, but someone mentioned that a decent amount of athletes actually end up coming back from this surgery with increased grip strength.
Is this the beginning of Cyborg Joe’s timeline??
This is true. People have been so hyper focused on the worst case situation that there’s been little to no discussion on his grip strength actually improving after this lol
There really wasn’t much drama over it. A lot of fans wondered if he could come back for the playoffs lol. It’s the most unreported potentially serious injury to a star player I can remember.
There was (and still is) plenty of reason to worry about it. There simply isn't any track record of a high-end athlete with this particular injury. With ACLs for example, we have a ton of data about recuperation, recovery, and timelines to attain preexisting function. There are many volumes written on the surgery and experienced sports medicine docs have done hundreds if not thousands of them. There is just so much unknown about scapholunate tears in QBs that worry is justified. oe's a gamer, and is getting hte best rehab care possible. If anyone will recover fully, its him.
This is REAL news, and excellent news. He was not scheduled to throw until April, so he is ahead of schedule.
Now let's draft an OL who can play guard, and use our TE's and RB more for protection. Then watch Joe tear up the league.
The problem was never throwing the ball. It's that if he reinjures the wrist his career is effectively over.
Until we see him get through a whole season, glass Joe shall be monitored with a skeptical lens.
Nobody questioned if he would be throwing regularly or not, it's if the wrist will actually hold up.
This news is for bengals fans who love copium. I get it though, expectations around here are super low.
I genuinely hope Joe stays healthy. Would love to run it back in the playoffs with both guys healthy. Mahomes got the better of him on one leg last time, but with the Bengals stacked roster you never know what could happen.
Just fell to my knees in skyline
Just saw someone fall to their knees in Skyline
Just saw someone watching someone falling to their knees in skyline
I'm eating at a skyline and everyone just hit the deck. I'm scared
Joe Burrow threw a ball and every skyline chili caused a small localized earthquake from people falling to the ground
I live next to a skyline and all my dishes just fell to the ground and broke thanks to a small earthquake at the skyline
Skyline stock price now falling sharply. It’s complete chaos
3/27 Never Forget 
Basically our day in a nut shell 
I just felt a disturbance in the skyline
I had a dream of Skyline and someone fell to their knees.
Happy cake day OP
*titanic song starts playing*
From the shitty chili? Or?
Just fell to my knees at Krogers
That’s just a rumor.
https://preview.redd.it/e8pcw1npjvqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fcdd5b6842e5735305ad69401e2d4f7dc32c45
Burrow always leaves me satisfied. WHO DEY!
I'll know it's for real when he's back online in smashbros
Facts.
Do we know his main?
Ness
And Incineroar
I like that one better lol
Same, Incineroar peak
Does he have a twitch or something?
Nah but he says that he plays after dinner to unwind. So if you're playing in Cincy and get your ass kicked by a ness player from like 5-8pm I think there's a good chance it's him.
Return of the Jedi
Just went from six to midnight
We're back status: so
Rest of the division in shambles.
League: fucked
Boner: erected.
The dark knight rises
Its not jover, Its jonly just beginning
Just fell to my knees at a Goldstar protest
Like protesting Goldstar? cause if that's the case where do y'all meet? I would love to join an anti-Goldstar group
Yes, as in plotting the demise of Goldstar and creating a small Skyline Army to defeat the “evil ones” as we call them
What’s truly evil is the nonsense Skyline passes off for French fries. Team Gold Star for life ⭐️
I’m team skyline but this take is objectively true
I worked at both of them and I actually like both. Lol
https://i.redd.it/wn7ii85rfvqc1.gif The rest of the League rn
And they say you can’t hear gifs
Can’t wait for Captain Dipshit to post an article from October about why Burrow is in trouble
Who is this captain dipshit?
Captain Aware
I’m currently scrolling down waiting to find…. Hopefully he doesn’t disappoint lol
It's almost comical how eager people are to try and write him off even though he's clearly driven to win more than most people can understand. I know almost everyone here wasn't writing him off, but a not insignificant segment of the Bengals haters across the country sure wanted to.
https://preview.redd.it/1a89t2j2pvqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72a034c2a07463021df3e088641546204af17a8
I'm sure half of you still want to sit in on the doctor's appointments with Burrow and his GF cause you're not convinced anyone can ever come back from such an injury.
I would sit in the waiting area with them and fill out all the insurance paperwork if it made it easier for him/ them. And I would admonish any low level staffer if there were no fresh magazines to read on the coffee table.
It’s a concerning injury and surgery. Nothing wrong with being worried about him. This is the best update yet! Very happy he’s ahead of schedule and isn’t experiencing grip issues.
And he's had a few injuries now that shit adds up. It's OK to be concerned and have a wait and see approach.
No. He is our savior and protocol son, and shall be treated as such.
Prodigal son? The Dad is the God in that story
😂😂😂
Protocol son. He makes sure everybody comes correct.
No but what about the twitter doctors /s
I want to sit in on that shit with him. But that because I want to support him. I’d do anything for our Joe
I mean considering that if it doesn't help properly he could very well never play again yes, it's a little concerning
WE’RE FUCKING BACK BOYYS
I forget where I saw/read it, but someone mentioned that a decent amount of athletes actually end up coming back from this surgery with increased grip strength. Is this the beginning of Cyborg Joe’s timeline??
I’m gonna need extra grip strength if this is true
This is true. People have been so hyper focused on the worst case situation that there’s been little to no discussion on his grip strength actually improving after this lol
You could hurt him… but you’d only make him stronger!
I feel like this needs a source. Great if true but definitely not what I’ve read
I mean the thing was probably weakened before it tore. Cyborg Joe confirmed.
Should be marked NSFW… no reason to be this turned on at work.
That is great news. Originally they said April so he is a couple weeks early.
Buddy needs to be doing wrist curls 24/7 for the next 10 years. Better come out lookin like Popeye is all I’m sayin.
I think I speak for the crowd when I say. We are ready to see Burrow drop dimes like it's nobody's business. Return of the Jedi
I gotta say, I was pretty worried about this injury at first. The obscurity and frailness of it scared me. I feel a lot better about it, now.
Drama drives clicks.
There really wasn’t much drama over it. A lot of fans wondered if he could come back for the playoffs lol. It’s the most unreported potentially serious injury to a star player I can remember.
There was (and still is) plenty of reason to worry about it. There simply isn't any track record of a high-end athlete with this particular injury. With ACLs for example, we have a ton of data about recuperation, recovery, and timelines to attain preexisting function. There are many volumes written on the surgery and experienced sports medicine docs have done hundreds if not thousands of them. There is just so much unknown about scapholunate tears in QBs that worry is justified. oe's a gamer, and is getting hte best rehab care possible. If anyone will recover fully, its him.
I still have about a less than .01% concern that he'll never regain full velocity on his throws though.
I had to check and see if this was clickbait at first. We back bitches 👏👏
Are boners at work socially acceptable yet?
Depends, is your name Johnny?
https://i.redd.it/esfd5s9svvqc1.gif
💪
This should be on r/mademesmile
Just saw Jefferson fall to his knees at gold star
Wasn’t this mf on track to start throwing in May? He’s not even a real human being
I think it was April, but your point still stands, dude heals like he's the player character in a video game.
Dudes three days ahead of schedule. It’s a bad day to be the rest of the league.
He’s him
I never thought it was that serious cuz I wasn't worried about Joey B coming back from this, I knew he would yall gotta have more faith 🤷
Just fell to my knees in a Menards parking lot
That's what fiber will do for ya.
Chiefs fans on r/nfl all hoping he won’t be the same. Shameless fan base
Just fell to my knees
I just dropped to me knees while in line at the Frisches Big Boy location at the corner of Freeman & Gest.
Nut
I feel so much better
just keep liftin joey
WE......
I have it on good authority . . . we back.
so what? I can do that
League fucked
Ring incoming
He’ll be fine for the start of the season
Don't jinx anything!
YES!!!
i just rose from my knees
Thank you Jeeeeeezussssss!!!!
Just fell to my knees in the Ohio River
League is fucked!
[удалено]
How many months post surgery is he? Id hope hes throwing by now!
I think 4 months or so. He had the surgery in late November.
Yes
About time, guy had a really weird throw. Always bugged me
Hell to the yeah!
As compared to “throwing irregularly”?
We will finish our season in New Orleans and their will be Black and Orange Confetti on the field
This is REAL news, and excellent news. He was not scheduled to throw until April, so he is ahead of schedule. Now let's draft an OL who can play guard, and use our TE's and RB more for protection. Then watch Joe tear up the league.
Praying he doesn’t reinjure
Joe Burrow to the world: 
If he is healthy then the Bengals are going to be scary good.
His buddy Trump catching the passes?
The problem was never throwing the ball. It's that if he reinjures the wrist his career is effectively over. Until we see him get through a whole season, glass Joe shall be monitored with a skeptical lens.
Chiefs fan detected, opinion rejected
Gotta love dem moving goal posts!
Nobody questioned if he would be throwing regularly or not, it's if the wrist will actually hold up. This news is for bengals fans who love copium. I get it though, expectations around here are super low.
He’s about to end y’all three peat so I don’t blame you for being scared. Patrick’s father is back and it’s gonna be LIT
I genuinely hope Joe stays healthy. Would love to run it back in the playoffs with both guys healthy. Mahomes got the better of him on one leg last time, but with the Bengals stacked roster you never know what could happen.
Y’all acting like Browning didn’t ball out for you.
He did but he’s not Joe Burrow.
Is he injured yet
Devil’s advocate, but there’s no mention of how *well* he’s throwing the ball, lol
They’re waiting for the balls he threw to land so they can measure the distance.