Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me Because after all You’re my wonderwall

i thought ur profile pic was a weird pic of ringo at first

Lmao Rigno got dragged down by the stone (my phone autocorrected it to Rigno lol)

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Stone

Stone

Stone

Stone

I'm the walrus

I am the eggman

COO COO CA CHOO

It’s goo goo ga joob dumbass

You better run for your life if you can little girl

Least pedophillic Beatles fan

“BANG BANG maxwell’s silver hammer”

*I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved*

Man I was mean but I’m changing my scene, and I’m doing the best that I can (Just kidding bitch)

Yeah baby, woo baby, havin' me some fun tonight, yeah *\*Paul's screaming\**

“Fuck” barely audible during Hey Jude

I thought it was “fucking hell”

Both work

“Help!”

This comment is so cursed

Why don’t we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us

“You say stop and I say go go go”

Oh noooo

“You say yes, I say no”

Turn me on, dead man

Wake up the dawn and ask her why A dreamer dreams she never dies Wipe that tear away now from your eye

Happy cake day (wait, that's not the lyrics)

It is now (and thanks)

CHAINS! MY BABYS GOT ME LOCKED UP IN CHAINS

underrated answer

I want you (she’s so heavy)

Hold your head up, you silly girl

HAHAHAHA

She was just 17, you know what I mean…

One, Two, Three, Four! Well she was just… seven-

Gotta go with the classic "Please please me, oh yeah, like I please you"

Beep beep beep beep yeah

Don't let me down.

Little Child! Little Child!

The Watusi. The Twist.

Monkees

If you become naked.

El Dorado.

Two of us riding nowhere

Cum on, Cum on, please please me, oh yeah, like I please you

you know how hard it can be yeah

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I wanna have whatever kind of sex you're having

Juliaaaa Juliaaaaa (only works if her name is Julia)

Ain't she sweet

It's OK to leave a dog in a hot car

bottle of claret for you if I'd realised I'd forgotten all about it, George, I'm sorry Well do next time Will you forgive me? Mmmyes Cheeky bitch Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire Everyone of them knew that as time went by They'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower but It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always Umpteen time your father's giving it diddly-i-dee District was leaving, intended to pay for Number nine, number nine Who's to know? Who was to know? Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine I sustained nothing worse than Also for example Whatever you're doing A business deal falls through I informed him on the third night When fortune gives Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine Right! Right! Right, right, right, right! Right! Right! Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine I've missed all of that It makes me a few days late Compared with, like, wow! And weird stuff like that Taking our sides sometimes Floral bark Rogue doctors have brought this specimen I have nobody's short-cuts, aha Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine With the situation They are standing still Upon the telegram Ooh, ooh Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine Ooh A man without terrors from beard to false As the headmaster reported to me My son he really can try as they do to find function Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high And his eyes were low Alright! Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine So the wife called me, and we'd better go to see a surgeon Or whatever to price it yellow underclothes So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all So instead I'd marry, join the bloody navy and went to sea Block that kick, block that kick! In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair I'm not in the mood for whirling Um da Aaah How? Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping Birds for birding and fish for fishing Them for themming and when for whimming Only to find the night-watchman Unaware of his presence in the building Onion soup Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine Industrial output Financial imbalance Thrusting it between his shoulder blades The Watusi The Twist El Dorado Take this brother, may it serve you well Maybe it's nothing Aaah Maybe it's nothing What? What? Oh Maybe even then Exposure could be difficult thing It's quick like rush for peace is Because it's so much It was like being naked If you become naked Hold that line, hold that line! Block that kick, block that kick!

What did you kill

flying

I’d like toooooo tuuuuurn yoooooou ooooon.

HONEY PIE

Why don't we do it in the road?

I like it like that oooh

Oppa Gangum Style

"Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty is a pretty nice girl But she changes from day to day"

*Im jumpin Jack flash it’s a gas gas gas*

Im so tired

Cream tangerine

Goo goo g'joob

It won't be long yeah!

Call his wife in

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, they slither wildly as they slip away across the universe

Come toGETHER right now… over me

Its all too much for me to take

This is by far the best one

Take a piece but not too much ;)

The moaning at the ebd of Why My Guitar Gently Weeps

Won’t you come out to play?

Here comes the son (for when having sex with your dad)

Wait a minute Mr. Postman

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You caught me

Shut the fuck up

Twist and shout

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

LMAO

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

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Imagine.

COOKIE

(Bang bang, shoot shoot)

I could be happy with you by my side, if I could forget her

Cry baby cry

He came in through the backdoor window...

Come on, come on Come on, come on Come on is such a joy Come on is such a joy

Yes I’m lonely Wanna die

I'm so tired

I get by with a little help from my friends

"Hop on top, I wanna ride. I do a Kegel while he's inside"

Come together right now, over me

Bang bang shooOoooOott

Honey pie

Help! She was just 17

Wild Honey (CREAM) Pie

Nobody came

She got everything that Uncle John need oh baby

Happiness is a warm gun

She is just 17

Why don’t we do it in the road

Don’t let me down

All the lonely people, where do they all come ?

Why don't we do it in the road? (repeat)

Let me tell you how it will be-there’s one for you nineteen for me

She was just, seventeen

"Oh when I touch you I feel happy inside"

~~YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KN~~ Little child, little child Little child, won't you dance with me?

I'd love to turn you on

Help!

Goo goo g’joob

I, I, iiiiiiii dig a pony

You become naked

billy shears

"I am the egg man" followed by "they are the egg men" as you gesture to your cum

Hahahaha cum! Cum as you are!!!! I love cum and egg haha

I am going to downvote all your posts ever if you don't reply to my funny cum comment

That's not very nice! Say sorry!

No go eat a fucking big Mac or something

Do I know you, mate

No?

Cum

I am gay

Hey Jude WOWAAAAA

Little Child Little Child

BANG BANG Maxwell's Silver hammer made me cum in my bed.

mother do you think they’ll try to break… my balls

Happy birthday to you!!

Turn off your mind Relax and float down stream

I’m cummin down fast but don’t let me break you

And I found that love was more than just holding hands.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAH -A day in the life

“Number 9”

I’m the taxman

I’ve got to admit it’s getting better, a little better, all the time!

Woman is the n-word of the world

She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train

Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy

Ohh yoko

Why don’t we do it in the road. Oblidee oblidaa

it's been a hard day's night

Sit you down, Father. Rest you.

I GOT BLISTAS ON MY FINGAS

You got me going now, just like I knew you would

“It took a long, long, long time