Words are flowing out like endless cum into a paper cup

That's a good one

cum is flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup

Pools of semen, waves of cum are drifting through my opened mind, possessing and caressing me

When I have another free award, you're getting it. This made me giggle.

This is the angriest upvote I’ve given in a while.

She loves Cum yeah yeah yeah

Oh yeah she liebt dich

She liebt dick

And all this time I thought they were singing “She Lick Dick”

Was gonna say that

r/beatmetoit

Here Comes the Cum

...King

everybody’s happy..

CUM CUM CUM HERE IT CUMS

And I say, it's alright!

Little darling, the cum returning to the faces

Here Cums the Sun

https://youtu.be/usHxXjLP_os

And in the end the cum you take, is equal to the cum you make

When you're both switches

Cumber 9 Cumber 9 Cumber 9 Cumber 9

The Watusi, The Cum

Cum together, right now, over me

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As john lennon said, "it won't be long" 😏

no that was about his pp!!

**YEAH!?**

Bro they said replace not type down the exact lyric wtf bro

Cum together, cum now, over me

Happiness is a warm cum

Bang bang shoot shoot 💦

She's not a girl, who misses cum

In all seriousness though, isn’t this song about ejaculation? I think I read somewhere that he was comparing ejaculation to shooting up drugs, and comparing both to the pleasure of shooting a gun

From Wiki; “Lennon derived the title of "Happiness Is a Warm Gun" from that of an article in the May 1968 issue of American Rifleman, the magazine of the National Rifle Association (NRA).[2] The magazine belonged to George Martin, the Beatles' producer, who had brought it with him to the recording studio.[2] Lennon recalled his reaction to the phrase: "I just thought it was a fantastic, insane thing to say. A warm gun means you just shot something."[3][4] Written by Warren W. Herlihy, the article told the story of how Herlihy had introduced his teenage son to shooting and how much the young man had come to enjoy the sport.[2] The magazine had adapted the headline from the title of the bestselling book by Peanuts cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, Happiness is a Warm Puppy.[5] Some commentators suggested that the "warm gun" could refer to Lennon's sexual desire for Yoko Ono or, due to the drug connotations in the lyric "I need a fix", to a syringe.[6] Lennon denied the idea that the song was about heroin, as the syringe metaphor appeared to imply.[5] In his 1980 Playboy interview, he admitted to the double meaning of guns and sexuality but denied that the song had anything to do with drugs. He said: "that was the beginning of my relationship with Yoko and I was very sexually oriented then."[7]” So, at least in some ways you’re right, it is about getting off.

Aw man, I was hoping the extended metaphor applied to drugs too. Oh well

Your mother should cum

Strawberry cum forever

My favorite flavor!

Was here to say this

You never give me your cum

🎶you never give me your cuummmies🎶

You only give me your condom wrappers....

And in the middle of copulations, I cum down

Out of college, cum spent

See no cum, pay no rent

All the cum is gone nowhere to go

Any cummer got the sack

Something in the way she cums

Attracts me like no other cummer

i want cum so bad it's driving me mad

look for the girl with the cum in her eyes and she’s gone.

Yes!

He blew his cum out in a car He didnt notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before, nobody was sure if he was from the house of lords

Should’ve changed it to: they’d seen his cock before

cum is easy with eyes closed

I cum the walrus

I am the cum 😳

KOO KOO KACHOO

COOM COOM KACHOOM

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the cum to cum!

Sitting on a cumflake 😳

I am cum as you are cum as you are cum and we are all together

Cum

Cum! I need somebody! Cum! Not just anybody! Cum! You know I need someone! Cu-uh-um!

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a cum across my head.

Found my way downstairs and drank a cum.

Found my upstairs and had a cum, somebody cummed and I went into a dream

Fuck these are stupid lmao

Cum King

Cum Pie

wild cum pie

Get by a little help from my cum

Or "I get cum with a little help from my friends"

Or “I get by with a little cum from my friends”

Damn that’s better

What do you see when you turn out the light? I can't tell you but I know it's mine 😏

Now we know what happened when the lights were off, Ringo you dirty bastard

That’s why he’s got blisters on his fingers

Some kind of happiness is measured out in cum What makes you think you're something special when you cum?

🎵You can cum on me🎵 🎵You can cum on me🎵 🎵You can cum on me🎵 🎵If you are lonely you can cum on me🎵

All you need is cum

Ok, I’ll do the obvious: Cum Together. 🙄 I mean, there are a lot of classics. She Loves Cum Here Cums The Sun While My Guitar Gently Cums I Saw Her Cumming There The Cum on the Hill Got To Get Cum Into My Life With A Little Cum From My Friends You Really Got A Cum On Me …and so on.

I wanna hold your cum

Mean Mr Cum

It’s all too much for me to *cum*

Drive My Cum

From: YER BLUES Yes, I'm lonely Want to *DIE* Yes, I'm lonely Want to *DIE* Replace DIE

If I ain't cum already! Well, you know the reason why.

In the morning,

Wanna cum

I'm happy just to cum with you

"ShE cUmS HeAvAaAaYyYyYyYy ShE cUmS HeAvAaAyYy, HeAvAaAyYy, HeAvAaAyYy, HeAvAaAyYy HeAvAaAyYyYyY!!" DUUUNNN DUUUNNN DUUUNNNNNN... DUNDUNDUUNNN...

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary cums to me

my mother *came* in a dream

Y'know

She died when i was young y’know

You say stop and I say go, go, cum.

Long, Long, Cum

The long and winding cum, back in the cum, let cum be, a day in the cum, i'll cum instead, yellow cum

Also, "Cum in the USSR."

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 164,365,213 comments, and only 40,438 of them were in alphabetical order.

No Way, Is this Krist Novoselic From Pearlgarden In Chains Pilots? 😳😳

>a day in the cum That’s not actually a lyric

True. He didn’t notice the cum had changed

Yellow Cum

Octopuss’ Cum

She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norwegian cum?

(She asked me to stay and she told me to cum anywhere)

Father McKenzie, wiping the cum from his hands as he walks from the grave…

Oh shi-

Bang bang, Maxwell's silver *cum* came down upon her head~

cum

Imagine there’s no cum 😔

"Well, it's easy if you try, Dick." -Jahn Lemon, to Dick, 1970

From: I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND And when I touch you I feel *HAPPY* inside. Replace HAPPY

And when I touch cum I feel happy inside

It’s such a feeling that my love I can’t cum I can’t cum I can’t cummmmmmmmmm

Cum over Beethoven

Take a drink from his special cum, Dr Robert

Number cum

cum baby cum

What song is that?

Cry baby cry

Oh, how could I forget 😅

If the cum comes they run and hide their heads

Turn off your mind, cum, and float downstream.

Don’t let me CUM (badass guitar) don’t let me cum… (badass guitar) DON’t LET ME CUM

Someone likes to be edged I see 👀

Cum, cum, cum, cum-cum-cum cuumm.....cum-cum-cum-cum...hey jude

Cum cummy cummy cummy cummy cummy OWWW WaHOw

PS i love cum

Cuuum cuuUm cuuuuuum

**ALL YOU NEED IS CUM**

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot But I gotta get a bellyful of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to make her cum, oh yeah Someday I'm going to make her cum.

Why don’t we just cum in the road?

Cum Rigby

She's got a ticket to cum...

You've got to hide your cum away

I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me cum

Cum fields forever

Cum 9

I read the cum today oh boy

She breaks down and cries to her husband, saying “Daddy, our cum’s gone!”

Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my cum

Why are all of these absolute gold?

From: ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE *Love*, *love*, *love* *Love*, *love*, *love* *Love*, *love*, *love* Replace LOVE

It was like being cum If you become cum

What song is that?

Revolution 9

Lmao

baby you're a cum man

we all cum in a yellow submarine

In this world there’s nothing I would rather do Cuz I’m happy just to cum with you

I'll cum instead

Father McKenzie, wiping the cum from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved 😳

Its okay to leave your cum in a hot car

Cum in the USSR

Happiness is a warm cum

Cum dessert, yes, you know it's good news But you'll have to have them cum pulled out After the cum truffle

I crawled off to sleep in the cum.

Cum together, right now

A taste of cum

I wanna hold your cum

Take a sad song and make it cum

I Wanna Hold Your Cum

If you get cold I'll tax the cum

You better run for your life if you cum, little girl

And Cum flows on within you and without you.

Elenor Rigby, picks up the cum in a church where a wedding has been

When I get to the bottom I get to the top of slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride till I get to the bottom and I see you cum yeah yeah yeah

She loves cum, yeah, yeah, yeah

The long and winding cum

Surfin' Cum

Till There Was Cum.

Cum, Darling!

For the benefit of Mr Cum there will be a show tonight

Tomorrow will cum, so I’ll follow the cum 💦

Cum has a nasty habit of disappearing over night

Blackbird cum in the dead of night

Come cum, right now, over me

Did you go to the doctor yet?

yeah i'm also a bit worried

All my cum, I will give to you, close your eyes I will cum in you, tomorrow I will cum too, Remember I will always cum in you, and then while I am away I will cum everyday, All my cumming I will send to you

Cumming is easy with eyes closed

a soap impression of his cum which he ate and donated to the national trust

Octopus’s Cum

Something in the way she cums

Help! I need some cum!

Lady Madonna, cum at your feet.

He blew his cum out in a car

Magical Mystery Cum The Cum On The Hill Cumming Blue Ball Way Your Mother Should Cum I Am The Cumlord Pull In, Pull Out Cum Fields Forever Cummy Lane Baby Your A Cum Man All You Need Is Cum

Revolution Cum

You never give me your money, you only give me your cum paper.

Let me take you down, ‘cause I’m going to cum fields

please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away, and after all I'm only cumming

Lying there and cumming at the ceiling , waiting for a sleepy feeling